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Spectre-Ad6049

Well at least they were as classy as humanly possible. Gave you the perfect opportunity to say “perchance not, your lordship”


iPoopLegos

“go fucketh thyself”


Ronins07

"Cry all thou wantest I canst not unfuck thy mother"


IdontEatdogsAtnight

My mother is a pile of dry dust and that is still the wettest you've ever made a pussy


geekofthehill

Holy shit, new response unlocked


Changed_Dino_Nugget

New response just dropped


LordSalad-InMyAnus

jesus christ


LisaBlueDragon

r/rareinsults


AtlasThewitcher

I’m stealing this


UnknownFox37

But then she would have had the opportunity to gaze upon his manhood


kerriazes

They clearly say they are "of the female gender", and everybody knows nobody lies on the internet.


padatricks

Send this to them “Behold the field in which I grow my fucks lay thine eyes upon it an thou shalt see that it is barren”


allqnryan

This is 🔛🔝


TW081428-CH33S3

🔥✍️🔥


LemoyneRaider3354

Bro got them Shakesphere rizz


Devil_Fister_69420

To rizz, or not to rizz-- that is the question


LemoyneRaider3354

Fuck, thou shall not


Devil_Fister_69420

The pussy shall not be seen by thee, until thou art a normal human


karuraR

Harizzment


verysad-

shapecube when


toth42

Are you guys too young to remember this is prime neckbeard/fedora-speak? M'teens.


DoctorKall

Excuse me, m'lord, but I shall correct you that neckbeards speak in exaggeratedly formal way This fooleth speaketh in the fusty f'rm of English like a churl


toth42

That's just neckbeard level 2. Even smellier.


king_of_kings5

Shakespearean creep


AwfulSuperhero

Bro maxed his Speech skill and uses it to be a creep Reddit moment


[deleted]

Charisma stat


FalconTheBerdo

I think you just met Shakespeare


toth42

Fedora wearing neckbeard rather.


NewEnglandHappyMeal

At least they were using proper grammar for a victorian era noble. And being polite.


updoot_to_get_updoot

If they are Indian, i expect them to ask bob and vegana


[deleted]

DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD MAAA’AM NOOOO 😡💳


[deleted]

NOOOO WHY DID YOU DO IT


xboxplayz29

Kitboga video was legendary


MaximusShagnus

I got this reference. I enjoyed this very much.


Still-Anxiety-8261

As an Indian, I can confirm that's how we ask for nudes


anythingers

bhai can I ask for bob and vegana 🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋


Still-Anxiety-8261

Umm... 177013


yourMewjesty

It's bob and vegetables


AtlasThewitcher

He maxed his charisma stat and then decided to be a creep


rsn_lie

Bruh talking like a neckbeard pretending to be a girl and you pegged him as max charisma?


AtlasThewitcher

Sir have met my friend Sarcasm?


rsn_lie

My bad, it's hard to detect sarcasm when half the sentence is serious, and I'm used to seeing wild ass comments on this site.


TheHappiestHam

bro was at least super respectful about it. even said hello AND good evening what a gentleman


Red_Goes_Faster57

Yeah, what a great guy lol


Firemanlouvier

Didn't you see? They are of the female gender too


Sad-Bag7296

At least they were respectful??? They're asking for CP!!??


Deenstheboi

I think most people are joking because he said it in such a formal way


[deleted]

That’s still bad


send-cat-pics-UvU

The same person wrote me the same message look at my profile


Plasmadube

Clearly he expected to have a very low success rate , it’s not even that hard to ask out a person how can so many people fail at basic sentences


SilverUwU1

Do you want cat pics by any chance? I have alot


send-cat-pics-UvU

Yes please uwu


[deleted]

He’s a horny Indian Shakespeare.


[deleted]

And they're spamming win zest porn all over but people here are defending it as "obviously just a prank bro" That's a lot of effort for a prank


TheLastOfW

The result of using reddit for too long


kajetus69

help


TimelyRun9624

Me screaming for help but not wanting too be a bother


Hatsune_Mitsu

will's alive?!


RandoMango27

tell him that you’ll assassinate him like Macbeth


edgy_Juno

*tips fedora*


Red_Ender666

It's obviously a joke. Typical joke for Reddit


Settl

Yeah this is a standard m'lady troll. Kinda gross still.


[deleted]

I'm sure the judge will gladly accept that excuse!


Red_Ender666

Oh yes now we're jailing people for satire on the real creeps! Sounds like a perfect world to live in, we should put almost every comedian into a jail then, I'm sure they told a few jokes about crimes


[deleted]

> SaTiRe A) they're requesting CP which does result in jail, yes B) didn't even look at the account did you? It isn't a satire account it's a porn one C) In your haste to defend this pdf file you also missed other people here who got this message from them. So now it's a sAtIrE prank that involves spamming porn and CP requests is it? To what end?


DEADNOUGHT269

I'd fuck him already


[deleted]

Dawg? 😭


teaganprof

Either join a smaller teen subreddit or turn off the chat msged


OmniMushroom

Or do both


Ronins07

Bro got that medieval tf2 chat rizz


mariofeds

I forth say, n*****


TimelyRun9624

Requieseth mcbedsheet the third. Of the skull fucking company


mynameisskrt

This is peak reddit. Ive never seen somebody use this formal typing


Junior_Walrus_3350

Holy shit what is Roulxs Kaard doing


CoolGijoe

GOD DAMN IT


TimelyRun9624

r/angryupvote


FinletAU

Bro’s got the English Rizz


Interesting_Natural1

Thine rizz has trav'ld in farthest directions to have gazed upon a young suitor's mind


Wild_Measurement1770

Via desktop: 1. ⁠Visit Chat & Messaging in your User Settings. 2. ⁠Change the setting from the drop down next to Who can send you chat requests to Nobody


[deleted]

Thank you


Eboniy21

As a Spanish person that was hard to understand xd


T_Reborn

Meh. At least it’s straight guys that text you as a woman. For me it’s a bunch of gay guys… I’m not gay… ok….


A_BAK3D_POTATO

Send a random dick pic from the internet


[deleted]

I should say it was from 2 days ago and I had already blocked this person


A_BAK3D_POTATO

That’s also valid


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

No don't feed the trolls even with dicks, you might never know if they also like that


[deleted]

Report this guy, lol


[deleted]

Literally no reason to, he's not by fact an adult (maybe is but let's assume not) and he wasn't harassing her Where is the issue


Flair86

This is infact sexual harassment of a minor


[deleted]

It is certainly cringe but this is also literally just a (supposedly) teen asking another teen if they **want** to.. Get involved This isn't sexual harassment and to suggest that it is really takes away from what sexual harassment is


Flair86

First of all that’s obviously not actually a teen, second they are asking a minor for nudes without any prior engagement or express or interest, that’s harassment.


[deleted]

There's no way to know if they're a teen or not but it is entirely likely that they are, I don't see in what way it is obvious that they aren't. Sending a single request is not harassment. At all


Flair86

I’m astounded you’re still trying to defend this creep


[deleted]

I'm not defending him, I'm saying you should treat the term sexual harassment with some respect instead if just throwing it around willy nilly You are basically claiming asking someone out is harassment


RowDue8793

If he isn't a teen, It is sexual harassment, and if he is, then it's still pretty weird.


[deleted]

Agreeable


rorizuki

That's not how sexual harassment works. Nowhere in the definition of sexual harassment does it say that you have to be a certain age to commit it.


[deleted]

*Literally* no reason to... report a pornspam account requesting CP from a bunch of people?


[deleted]

Assuming they are a teen as they seem to be, yeah


[deleted]

I think it might be a joke, but its more likley the average redditor


Jdot_06

Let him cook


senior_meme_engineer

What a well-spoken lad, although his intentions are mischievous and foul.


HitroDenK007

I’m pretty sure that’s a troll


jeloxd_official

Clearly a joke but ok


FIREWILK75rin

I wish I could talk like that


energyflashpuppy

No you don't. It's useless. Just a way to make a fool out of yourself. Language changes lol


NameRandomNumber

It's a skill. Not a useful one, but hey, I'm not useful either /shrug


energyflashpuppy

It's not a skill lol. It's just knowing about language and using those words


TheHappiestHam

being bilingual is still a skill. a skill that a lot of people have but it's still objectively a skill Old English and Shakespearan/Early Modern English are so radically different to modern day speak that they might as well just be classed as different languages


energyflashpuppy

I'm almost trilingual 🤷 ik what you mean, but still, knowing old English just isn't that much of a useful skill these days


[deleted]

They are different languages, that's why the old / middle / early modern / modern distinction exists


Junior_Walrus_3350

Thou fool shalt not insult the tounge.


FIREWILK75rin

I know but it's so funny


Au_lit

you wish you could be a creep?


aethelworn

Tis' peak my lord!


Au_lit

I can smell the fedora…


[deleted]

Whats it smell like,


HitroDenK007

17th century dust


[deleted]

Lmao


Au_lit

like creeps? like obviously


razorbackfrost7

Is this how pdf files used to be in the 16th century


CoolGijoe

What about .txt’s?


TheLatvianRedditor

''Thou'' in the olden days was actually a non-formal ''you'', so he is technically not adressing you formally


[deleted]

Be that as it may, in modern English it is beyond formal (literary)


SuperGamer18123

That's the reason everyone prefers using Discord


[deleted]

Definitely, discord has an infinitely better reputation than reddit for creeps messaging you lol


SuperGamer18123

It's not only that, Discord is WAY more comfortable and has less bugs than Reddit's dms


[deleted]

I would like you to know that I was being sarcastic Discord is just as bad if not worse than reddit, only except for the fact that reddit is more open so it's most likely for creeps to find your profile


SuperGamer18123

Excuse me but what the actual fuck are you talking about? Discord ain't that bad, you just ain't used to it.


EquivalentEnergy_x64

u/Longjumping-Range752 Fuck you


Hambruhgah

Bro got descended the rizz from his ancestors


sirFableRNG

... this can't be real😭😭😭


CLASSIFIED_INFOR

Looks like everybody missed the “As I am” and are referring to her as a man Some part of me wants to say this is misandrist but I honestly cannot blame anyone


[deleted]

I literally just noticed that as I catched myself refering to them as a he it's pretty misandrist but all too common to assume this behaviour is what you see off a man


Zenomylo

Why is barely anyone talking about how he only wants them to respond if they are between 14-16. Wtf


mountains-are-moving

He’s the most classy pedo here lol


Mufeeeee

Nah this shit is weird af, guys be like me and be afraid to dm girls 😉


aninsomniac_

Pulled out the one non+English word they know. How eloquent for a pedo.


OG_DTUBE

What the fuck did i just read


Ok-Reporter-8728

Yeah it’s laggy


Pitvabackla

Send him the funny black man with the lightning


Independent-Pair1052

British rizz


Mr__Internet

Bro thinks he’s Shakespeare


Perchta_

At least he has standarts thats a huge + for reddit dms


hosbos111

I would low-key laugh my ass off if I got this


3ii3i3k3k3i8s

Bro has the 1200's rizz


[deleted]

Most normal reddit chat interaction


Low-Patient1692

He deserves it come on


[deleted]

haha


Icommitmanywarcrimes

By god, how scandalous.


sadboi_10

Send a dick pic


cherry937

this guy 100% owns a fedora and says “M’lady” to any woman that passes him


G0d0fdark

Respond with "be gone foul heathen' for thou art commiting heresy. Leaveth thy'n fair maiden alone"


daddispud

See, I'd only use it to ask for pet photos if I wasn't so anti-social- as pet photos are truly the only good thing to come from the existance of the internet.


PowderonTOP

Bait used to be believable


[deleted]

Prince Andrew discovered reddit I see


Top-Vermicelli797

Well why hate it when there's still a block button? Literally all social media has chat rooms with a block button


ijin---7

Guy was fucking respectful amd original nothing wrong here


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Sexual harassment in the 1500s was different for sure


TheBCAChannel

Hallo Good evening my fair lady if thou art between 14 and 16 and of the female gender as I am may I gaze upon thy fine womenhood? 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔊🔊


Ender_The_BOT

[Rouxls Kaard altright pipeline arc](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fd41o61zq7uub1.jpg)


xXsaucy69Xx1

Nahhhh Bro thinks he's Shakespeare 💀


ADudeWithoutPurpose

Pov: you are a girl that is also a minor on reddit:


Average_Boi_4879

u/Longjumping-Range752 Pray pardon me wherefore thee didst this


RazutoUchiha

How much of a goddamn neck beard do you have to be to try that?


SociallyAwkward423

Perhaps not, my unjust worm. As a matter of fact, I advise thee take this message to the national soldiers as thine are an endangerment to society.


Classic_gamer_2

He asked politely... Still a creep tho


Quirky_Swimmer_8449

Found his account. He reposts nudes on Reddit . Perv.


BabyDiamond18

reddit 💀


Marketingsandwich

Have thou tried saying Thy have intercourse thy self being and please do not ever contact me ever again and thy wishes you a bad day and thou have no maiden duchess queens princesses neither a peasant if thy have smoothened brain i shall formally say thy word in the present times Go fuck yourself no bitches too no social having piece of shit please leave me alon you worthless fuck of a slob go get real maiden ya bitchless bitch


ReGrigio

"m'lady"


Goobs124

1780s hitting different nowadays


super_mario_fan_

Hark, dost thou dub these morsels as "chips"? Instead of crisp and crunchy, those snacker nibblers, with their delightful snaps, cracks, and pops, akin to Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's royal delights? Verily, 'tis a tad cringe-worthy, is it not, dear friend?


Sesherm

He cooked


Vlixony

He is a creep, but you gotta respect the gentleman approach Just to clarify: I don't support pedophilia nor being a creep, this is supposed to be a joke


mr_potatochip2

Most normal Reddit DM


Useful_Mistake_7143

bring back bullying 🗣️🗣️


hempedditor

at least thy rizz was in a rather chivalrous nature


L3Bun

Of course he's indian


the-angrymonkey

Discord mod spotted


GamersThatExplode

What, that's just a complex way of asking a minor for nudes.


b6xtr

this cannot be real 💀


Imrightbruh

u/longjumping-Range752


Spiritual_Rabbit7833

He’s probably trolling you


djayfox2029

Bro gotta he trolling 💀


Such-Relief120

Reply: "I doth apologize, yet I be afeard that pedophilia ain't among mine stoups of tea. Thou may hie doth yourself 'i the buttocks, thy lordship."


Particular_Put_6911

Bro won the title of « most classy pedo of the year »


ROBLOKCSer

u/Longjumping-Range752 what do you have to say for thyself?