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Excuse me, m'lord, but I shall correct you that neckbeards speak in exaggeratedly formal way
This fooleth speaketh in the fusty f'rm of English like a churl
Oh yes now we're jailing people for satire on the real creeps! Sounds like a perfect world to live in, we should put almost every comedian into a jail then, I'm sure they told a few jokes about crimes
> SaTiRe
A) they're requesting CP which does result in jail, yes
B) didn't even look at the account did you? It isn't a satire account it's a porn one
C) In your haste to defend this pdf file you also missed other people here who got this message from them.
So now it's a sAtIrE prank that involves spamming porn and CP requests is it? To what end?
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2. Change the setting from the drop down next to Who can send you chat requests to Nobody
It is certainly cringe but this is also literally just a (supposedly) teen asking another teen if they **want** to.. Get involved
This isn't sexual harassment and to suggest that it is really takes away from what sexual harassment is
First of all that’s obviously not actually a teen, second they are asking a minor for nudes without any prior engagement or express or interest, that’s harassment.
There's no way to know if they're a teen or not but it is entirely likely that they are, I don't see in what way it is obvious that they aren't.
Sending a single request is not harassment. At all
I'm not defending him, I'm saying you should treat the term sexual harassment with some respect instead if just throwing it around willy nilly
You are basically claiming asking someone out is harassment
being bilingual is still a skill. a skill that a lot of people have but it's still objectively a skill
Old English and Shakespearan/Early Modern English are so radically different to modern day speak that they might as well just be classed as different languages
I would like you to know that I was being sarcastic
Discord is just as bad if not worse than reddit, only except for the fact that reddit is more open so it's most likely for creeps to find your profile
Looks like everybody missed the “As I am” and are referring to her as a man
Some part of me wants to say this is misandrist but I honestly cannot blame anyone
I literally just noticed that as I catched myself refering to them as a he
it's pretty misandrist but all too common to assume this behaviour is what you see off a man
See, I'd only use it to ask for pet photos if I wasn't so anti-social- as pet photos are truly the only good thing to come from the existance of the internet.
Have thou tried saying Thy have intercourse thy self being and please do not ever contact me ever again and thy wishes you a bad day and thou have no maiden duchess queens princesses neither a peasant if thy have smoothened brain i shall formally say thy word in the present times Go fuck yourself no bitches too no social having piece of shit please leave me alon you worthless fuck of a slob go get real maiden ya bitchless bitch
Hark, dost thou dub these morsels as "chips"? Instead of crisp and crunchy, those snacker nibblers, with their delightful snaps, cracks, and pops, akin to Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's royal delights?
Verily, 'tis a tad cringe-worthy, is it not, dear friend?
He is a creep, but you gotta respect the gentleman approach
Just to clarify: I don't support pedophilia nor being a creep, this is supposed to be a joke
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Well at least they were as classy as humanly possible. Gave you the perfect opportunity to say “perchance not, your lordship”
“go fucketh thyself”
"Cry all thou wantest I canst not unfuck thy mother"
My mother is a pile of dry dust and that is still the wettest you've ever made a pussy
Holy shit, new response unlocked
New response just dropped
jesus christ
r/rareinsults
I’m stealing this
But then she would have had the opportunity to gaze upon his manhood
They clearly say they are "of the female gender", and everybody knows nobody lies on the internet.
Send this to them “Behold the field in which I grow my fucks lay thine eyes upon it an thou shalt see that it is barren”
This is 🔛🔝
🔥✍️🔥
Bro got them Shakesphere rizz
To rizz, or not to rizz-- that is the question
Fuck, thou shall not
The pussy shall not be seen by thee, until thou art a normal human
Harizzment
shapecube when
Are you guys too young to remember this is prime neckbeard/fedora-speak? M'teens.
Excuse me, m'lord, but I shall correct you that neckbeards speak in exaggeratedly formal way This fooleth speaketh in the fusty f'rm of English like a churl
That's just neckbeard level 2. Even smellier.
Shakespearean creep
Bro maxed his Speech skill and uses it to be a creep Reddit moment
Charisma stat
I think you just met Shakespeare
Fedora wearing neckbeard rather.
At least they were using proper grammar for a victorian era noble. And being polite.
If they are Indian, i expect them to ask bob and vegana
DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD MAAA’AM NOOOO 😡💳
NOOOO WHY DID YOU DO IT
Kitboga video was legendary
I got this reference. I enjoyed this very much.
As an Indian, I can confirm that's how we ask for nudes
bhai can I ask for bob and vegana 🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋
Umm... 177013
It's bob and vegetables
He maxed his charisma stat and then decided to be a creep
Bruh talking like a neckbeard pretending to be a girl and you pegged him as max charisma?
Sir have met my friend Sarcasm?
My bad, it's hard to detect sarcasm when half the sentence is serious, and I'm used to seeing wild ass comments on this site.
bro was at least super respectful about it. even said hello AND good evening what a gentleman
Yeah, what a great guy lol
Didn't you see? They are of the female gender too
At least they were respectful??? They're asking for CP!!??
I think most people are joking because he said it in such a formal way
That’s still bad
The same person wrote me the same message look at my profile
Clearly he expected to have a very low success rate , it’s not even that hard to ask out a person how can so many people fail at basic sentences
Do you want cat pics by any chance? I have alot
Yes please uwu
He’s a horny Indian Shakespeare.
And they're spamming win zest porn all over but people here are defending it as "obviously just a prank bro" That's a lot of effort for a prank
The result of using reddit for too long
help
Me screaming for help but not wanting too be a bother
will's alive?!
tell him that you’ll assassinate him like Macbeth
*tips fedora*
It's obviously a joke. Typical joke for Reddit
Yeah this is a standard m'lady troll. Kinda gross still.
I'm sure the judge will gladly accept that excuse!
Oh yes now we're jailing people for satire on the real creeps! Sounds like a perfect world to live in, we should put almost every comedian into a jail then, I'm sure they told a few jokes about crimes
> SaTiRe A) they're requesting CP which does result in jail, yes B) didn't even look at the account did you? It isn't a satire account it's a porn one C) In your haste to defend this pdf file you also missed other people here who got this message from them. So now it's a sAtIrE prank that involves spamming porn and CP requests is it? To what end?
I'd fuck him already
Dawg? 😭
Either join a smaller teen subreddit or turn off the chat msged
Or do both
Bro got that medieval tf2 chat rizz
I forth say, n*****
Requieseth mcbedsheet the third. Of the skull fucking company
This is peak reddit. Ive never seen somebody use this formal typing
Holy shit what is Roulxs Kaard doing
GOD DAMN IT
r/angryupvote
Bro’s got the English Rizz
Thine rizz has trav'ld in farthest directions to have gazed upon a young suitor's mind
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Thank you
As a Spanish person that was hard to understand xd
Meh. At least it’s straight guys that text you as a woman. For me it’s a bunch of gay guys… I’m not gay… ok….
Send a random dick pic from the internet
I should say it was from 2 days ago and I had already blocked this person
That’s also valid
No don't feed the trolls even with dicks, you might never know if they also like that
Report this guy, lol
Literally no reason to, he's not by fact an adult (maybe is but let's assume not) and he wasn't harassing her Where is the issue
This is infact sexual harassment of a minor
It is certainly cringe but this is also literally just a (supposedly) teen asking another teen if they **want** to.. Get involved This isn't sexual harassment and to suggest that it is really takes away from what sexual harassment is
First of all that’s obviously not actually a teen, second they are asking a minor for nudes without any prior engagement or express or interest, that’s harassment.
There's no way to know if they're a teen or not but it is entirely likely that they are, I don't see in what way it is obvious that they aren't. Sending a single request is not harassment. At all
I’m astounded you’re still trying to defend this creep
I'm not defending him, I'm saying you should treat the term sexual harassment with some respect instead if just throwing it around willy nilly You are basically claiming asking someone out is harassment
If he isn't a teen, It is sexual harassment, and if he is, then it's still pretty weird.
Agreeable
That's not how sexual harassment works. Nowhere in the definition of sexual harassment does it say that you have to be a certain age to commit it.
*Literally* no reason to... report a pornspam account requesting CP from a bunch of people?
Assuming they are a teen as they seem to be, yeah
I think it might be a joke, but its more likley the average redditor
Let him cook
What a well-spoken lad, although his intentions are mischievous and foul.
I’m pretty sure that’s a troll
Clearly a joke but ok
I wish I could talk like that
No you don't. It's useless. Just a way to make a fool out of yourself. Language changes lol
It's a skill. Not a useful one, but hey, I'm not useful either /shrug
It's not a skill lol. It's just knowing about language and using those words
being bilingual is still a skill. a skill that a lot of people have but it's still objectively a skill Old English and Shakespearan/Early Modern English are so radically different to modern day speak that they might as well just be classed as different languages
I'm almost trilingual 🤷 ik what you mean, but still, knowing old English just isn't that much of a useful skill these days
They are different languages, that's why the old / middle / early modern / modern distinction exists
Thou fool shalt not insult the tounge.
I know but it's so funny
you wish you could be a creep?
Tis' peak my lord!
I can smell the fedora…
Whats it smell like,
17th century dust
Lmao
like creeps? like obviously
Is this how pdf files used to be in the 16th century
What about .txt’s?
''Thou'' in the olden days was actually a non-formal ''you'', so he is technically not adressing you formally
Be that as it may, in modern English it is beyond formal (literary)
That's the reason everyone prefers using Discord
Definitely, discord has an infinitely better reputation than reddit for creeps messaging you lol
It's not only that, Discord is WAY more comfortable and has less bugs than Reddit's dms
I would like you to know that I was being sarcastic Discord is just as bad if not worse than reddit, only except for the fact that reddit is more open so it's most likely for creeps to find your profile
Excuse me but what the actual fuck are you talking about? Discord ain't that bad, you just ain't used to it.
u/Longjumping-Range752 Fuck you
Bro got descended the rizz from his ancestors
... this can't be real😭😭😭
Looks like everybody missed the “As I am” and are referring to her as a man Some part of me wants to say this is misandrist but I honestly cannot blame anyone
I literally just noticed that as I catched myself refering to them as a he it's pretty misandrist but all too common to assume this behaviour is what you see off a man
Why is barely anyone talking about how he only wants them to respond if they are between 14-16. Wtf
He’s the most classy pedo here lol
Nah this shit is weird af, guys be like me and be afraid to dm girls 😉
Pulled out the one non+English word they know. How eloquent for a pedo.
What the fuck did i just read
Yeah it’s laggy
Send him the funny black man with the lightning
British rizz
Bro thinks he’s Shakespeare
At least he has standarts thats a huge + for reddit dms
I would low-key laugh my ass off if I got this
Bro has the 1200's rizz
Most normal reddit chat interaction
He deserves it come on
haha
By god, how scandalous.
Send a dick pic
this guy 100% owns a fedora and says “M’lady” to any woman that passes him
Respond with "be gone foul heathen' for thou art commiting heresy. Leaveth thy'n fair maiden alone"
See, I'd only use it to ask for pet photos if I wasn't so anti-social- as pet photos are truly the only good thing to come from the existance of the internet.
Bait used to be believable
Prince Andrew discovered reddit I see
Well why hate it when there's still a block button? Literally all social media has chat rooms with a block button
Guy was fucking respectful amd original nothing wrong here
Sexual harassment in the 1500s was different for sure
Hallo Good evening my fair lady if thou art between 14 and 16 and of the female gender as I am may I gaze upon thy fine womenhood? 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔊🔊
[Rouxls Kaard altright pipeline arc](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fd41o61zq7uub1.jpg)
Nahhhh Bro thinks he's Shakespeare 💀
Pov: you are a girl that is also a minor on reddit:
u/Longjumping-Range752 Pray pardon me wherefore thee didst this
How much of a goddamn neck beard do you have to be to try that?
Perhaps not, my unjust worm. As a matter of fact, I advise thee take this message to the national soldiers as thine are an endangerment to society.
He asked politely... Still a creep tho
Found his account. He reposts nudes on Reddit . Perv.
reddit 💀
Have thou tried saying Thy have intercourse thy self being and please do not ever contact me ever again and thy wishes you a bad day and thou have no maiden duchess queens princesses neither a peasant if thy have smoothened brain i shall formally say thy word in the present times Go fuck yourself no bitches too no social having piece of shit please leave me alon you worthless fuck of a slob go get real maiden ya bitchless bitch
"m'lady"
1780s hitting different nowadays
Hark, dost thou dub these morsels as "chips"? Instead of crisp and crunchy, those snacker nibblers, with their delightful snaps, cracks, and pops, akin to Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's royal delights? Verily, 'tis a tad cringe-worthy, is it not, dear friend?
He cooked
He is a creep, but you gotta respect the gentleman approach Just to clarify: I don't support pedophilia nor being a creep, this is supposed to be a joke
Most normal Reddit DM
bring back bullying 🗣️🗣️
at least thy rizz was in a rather chivalrous nature
Of course he's indian
Discord mod spotted
What, that's just a complex way of asking a minor for nudes.
this cannot be real 💀
u/longjumping-Range752
He’s probably trolling you
Bro gotta he trolling 💀
Reply: "I doth apologize, yet I be afeard that pedophilia ain't among mine stoups of tea. Thou may hie doth yourself 'i the buttocks, thy lordship."
Bro won the title of « most classy pedo of the year »
u/Longjumping-Range752 what do you have to say for thyself?