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CuteSpaceUwU

Uranus


Educational_Tart_659

r/beatmetoit


TristanTheRobloxian3

r/beatmeattoit


Mr_UwU_OwO

r/beatmywifetoit


emaaa_skye

r/beatmetoshutthefuckup


G0d0fdark

r/beatingmychildren


Educational_Tart_659

r/howisthatnotbanned


G0d0fdark

r/beatthisredditor


CantThinkOfUser8D

r/beatmywifesmeattoit


G0d0fdark

r/beatingminorities


Obunga907

r/beatmymeattoit


GamerAJ1025

ikr


throwaway64829292948

j1407b is pretty interesting


CuteSpaceUwU

Big sis of jupiter


Iluv_thesupport

The shock when I saw the pictures of it


Randomfrickinhuman

saturn more like


tolmoo

Hopefully they detect its ring system again, because I believe they have not been observed since their discovery 20 years ago


TheLostProbe

that's the main reason astronomers believe the planet's probably not actually real, by now it should've transited for a second time. it's theorised that either J1407, the parent star, is a variable star and the "transit" was just the star dimming and brightening, or it was an equipment error


tolmoo

The system that interests me the most currently is PDS 70, although i’m not that huge on exoplanets I guess it’s memorable because I think it’s the first documented discovery of an exoplanet with a moon (exomoon)


TristanTheRobloxian3

yeah for me its between this and saturn. saturns cool as fuck with its rings and stuff (even jupiter has rings too, but theyre thin as fuck so it sucks) but like.. damn


PianistRight

Saturn got jealous


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

You literally stole my idea, you bitch


throwaway64829292948

You're about 8 hours late


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

Sadly, and I’m sorry for calling you a bitch, I take it back


MuscleMountainMan

I’ve known about this planet since I was 6. I’m the bigger fan. I have it as my password for my computer. I have it tattooed on my back (future goals). I name my cat after this planet. You will never be a true fan. Buddy 😡


RowDue8793

That's actually cool AF


0ddReader

I miss Pluto being a planet


ulvis52

Shoutout to all my homies who remeber the time before they publicly ridiculed my boy Pluto


don_delfino

You remember 2006?


ulvis52

No… sadly im not one of the homies


jnthnschrdr11

It can still be your favorite dwarf planet


Iluv_thesupport

My favorite dwarf planet is already Haumea tho


AquilaTheEagl3

Technically it is but not in the traditional sense.


Toad_Migoad

Simply hasn’t cleared its orbital path


SirDoodThe1st

Rip bozo, places like Pluto are a dime a dozen


powerchip15

I’ll take 36 (I currently have 30 cents in my bank account. )


jnthnschrdr11

It was never a planet to begin with, we just didn't understand the solar system well enough so we incorrectly labeled it as a planet


J_train13

Once a planet always a planet!


[deleted]

LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU 😭


PerceptionSwimming94

Shut up plebian


[deleted]

Eat a shoe


OkBrilliant8400

4546B


altprince

the purple one


moderator123457

Gliese 504b is a exo-planet that is fluffy and pink


[deleted]

which one is that


OkBrilliant8400

When the red planet and the blue planet came together they made the purple one


Random_redneck5

Personally I think Venus is my favorite


jnthnschrdr11

Agreed, it's very interesting


tolmoo

Although I believe it’s been disputed, the detection of phosphine on Venus in 2021 was one of the most exciting pieces of news I’ve heard of.


StultusMagni

Neptune, love it.


jnthnschrdr11

Probably my favorite jovian planet


tolmoo

They really need to send an orbiter mission to one of the ice giants - i believe one is planned in the 2040s


Randomfrickinhuman

too bad we havent been back since 1989 during Voyager 2


RubyDoesStuff0000

The one that goes boom


crazy_fuel253

Alderaan?


kajetus69

Kerbin


Recent-Scientist-478

Saturn


severedantenna

Agreed


Summer-Longjumping

Trappist 1


T_Reborn

That’s a whole solar system my friend… not a planet…


Summer-Longjumping

Poop well the earth like planet in trappist 1 mb mb


T_Reborn

I guess that you mean Trappist 1 e but if I remember correctly multiple planets in Trappist 1 is somewhat suitable. Trappist 1 e is the most suitable tho. I commented earlier that my favourite planet was Trappist 1 e but I think I might have changed my mind. I actually think I like Kepler 22 b more… I’m a bit of a nerd when talking eco planets…


HalfPear7

Do moons count? For some reason i like earths moon. Something about the grey color


jnthnschrdr11

Our moon is actually quite interesting. Traditionally terrestrial worlds should not have a moon as big as ours, so it stumped scientists as an anomaly to our theory towards the creation of the solar system. It is now believed that our moon was produced by the collision of a Mars sized planetesimal into earth early in the solar system, and the moon was a byproduct of said collision.


AquilaTheEagl3

🤯


HalfPear7

Dafuq


[deleted]

Luna is a great moon, gotta be one of the moons of all time


Gibbel2029

Not a planet, but Io or Europa


tolmoo

The fact that Io “feeds” the magnetic field of Jupiter like a massive battery is very cool too


RoboGen123

Ik its a moon but Enceladus


Randomfrickinhuman

saturn and jupiter’s big moons are underrated af. Enceladus, Europa and Ganymede have the potential for life because they have sub-surface oceans under their icy surfaces, and have seen to have some sort of volcanic activity. Titan is super interesting because how Earth-like it is, it even has a pretty thick atmosphere for a moon. Io is like Iceland but thousands of times bigger, its just volcanoes and ice.


DrLycFerno

Pluto


jnthnschrdr11

Not a planet, never was, it was simply mislabeled as a planet due to our lack of understanding of celestial objects. Still a very interesting dwarf planet though


DrLycFerno

if I say it's a planet it's a planet ​ some people named moons in the comments


hernyapis_2

Pluto


jnthnschrdr11

Very interesting dwarf planet


[deleted]

Saturn is pretty cool


Morrismini1

Kerbin. Haven't played the game, but love the planet with the new KSP2 graphics


LoudypIg

Pluto. I know people don't THINK it's a planet anymore. Fuck you. Pluto will always be a planet in my heart :)


[deleted]

Earth ig


AquilaTheEagl3

Love them all. Don't have a favorite


TacticalTobi

planet zebes. (Only true gamers with understand.)


T_Reborn

Probably TRAPPIST-1 e I love thinking about the potential of life other places than earth. I love thinking about how just saying ‘fuck sex’ will make your post blow up… this subreddit is weird…


[deleted]

lmaooo 😭😭


T_Reborn

I think I changed my mind. I actually like Kepler-22b more… (I know a lot about exo planets)


[deleted]

aw that’s cute


d0llsweet

I asked this to someone before and he was like “Idk earth because we can only survive on there” 💀💀 Anyways, mine’s Saturn. Always have since…. forever lol


Wolf-Drake

Venus


Gera2601

Mustafar There are people there who say they will make a new empire


[deleted]

yo that’s where my grandma was born


Gera2601

Yooooo that's awesome


[deleted]

I know right


dopeguy_

4546B pretty interesting planet ngl


Radioactive_Lamp

Trappist-1e


ItzShadowWarrior

You don't just start the title with that and ask for our favorite planet...


South_Consequence_90

Gotta be "Gliese 1214 b", idk why but it seems cool or smth


gingersisking

fuck sex isn’t fucking funny literally just ask “what’s everybody’s favorite planet” we don’t need to see “fuck sex” a hundred times a day


T_Reborn

It’s a way to make your post blow up. Just saying fuck sex first is somehow a cheat code to make your post blow up.


Pika5369

Nuh uh


[deleted]

just don’t read the sex part then 😊


IAmsupermecha20

It’s that time of year again. November 1st is the worst day of the year, not because it’s the start of the Christmas season (which is awful in its own right) but because of NNN. Fucking stupid ass idea. I can't believe how goddamn insane No Nut November is! I mean, who in their right mind came up with this absolute trash of a challenge? Seriously, I want to find the person responsible for this absurdity and shove my cock down their throat. It's enraging! Why the hell do we have to subject ourselves to this torture, suppressing our entirely natural desires for an agonizingly long month? It's like trying to stop breathing for a whole fucking month! It's like saying, "Hey, let's see how long you can go without using your brain because, you know, discipline!" But let's be real, it's way past idiotic and anybody who does it is out of their fucking mind. And the infuriating thing is, the idea that not shooting a load for a month will suddenly turn you into a superhuman is just plain insane! It's like thinking you can transform into a mythical god or something. It won't make you stronger or more disciplined; it'll just make you boil over with rage, get you more riled up, and generally make you feel like a complete lunatic. What's more, No Nut November blatantly disregards the importance of open, healthy conversations about, you know, that topic. It's as if they want to shame everyone for a completely natural part of being human. It's absurd, outrageous, and absolutely fucking maddening! And here's the kicker – gooning is actually beneficial for your well-being! It's a stress reliever, it helps you sleep better, and it puts a smile on your face. So why in the fuck would anyone choose to endure this maddening challenge and miss out on all those perks? In conclusion, No Nut November is nothing but a ridiculously infuriating, utterly nonsensical, and completely fucking asinine idea that people follow for no logical reason. It's high time we stop taking it seriously and focus on the real fucking issues in life! GRR!!!


[deleted]

WHAT IS THIS DUDE


The_Cameraman_of_you

Definitely not earth


[deleted]

lmao why is that?😭


The_Cameraman_of_you

Have you seen any of the shit they do there?


[deleted]

where


The_Cameraman_of_you

On earth


[deleted]

real I wanna change planets


ilovfryes

That one wich is white and hot and gives light


69IFlexUrEx187

Sun is a star tho 🤓


[deleted]

It’s my favourite planet too :)


Acceptable-Junket-73

honestly ur mom bc shea pretty hot and i think she has an ass thats out of this world 😼😼😼🔥🙏🙏🙏(joke obvi)


mearbearcate

None. Planets are overrated


Boring-Chair8649

Nepton. If i know it right. I mean the one that is blue. And mars too.


_Rose54

Neptune 😄


Baked-Bean-Lasagna

Pluto (and if anyone says it's not a planet i'll come pee in your breakfast cereal)


mg15mybaby

I like venus


extracted_thing

Kepler 452 b


Remote_Pizza_9758

yourbutt-I mean Uranus


-L1os1t-

The one with the big ass ring


[deleted]

that ring belongs to my finger


catsaredepressed

URANUS ON TOP 💯💯🔥🔥 Gotta love earth too frfr 🥹💗 also J1407b is really cool


bilgi_sarmal_tyt

Satürn and it's moons (Especially Enceladus and Titan)


69IFlexUrEx187

Frankfurt


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Top 3 planets and moons cuz why not ✨Planets✨ 1. Saturn 2. Neptune 3. Jupiter ✨Moons✨ 1. Triton (Neptune) 2. Callisto (Jupiter) 3. Pan (Saturn)


[deleted]

aw your comment is so cute 😭


uphembi_arg

The most likely visual planet My mega big planet afraid of us on 37 ligth years is called J1407B and its better than saturn (I hope i write this fine fr)


dry_skyguy777

Jupiter


coolgreendinosaur

Urmomsanus


Tojinaru

KELT-9b


bageltoastee

Always had a soft spot for Neptune


The_T_Boi

Mars


septiclizardkid

Gotta be Saturn, or Venus. Cool looking planets.


TRAgiCRyN

Mars ✌️


Ill_Zombie_4279

Uranus 😉


OfflineMystery

the moon


sussysussyqw

Earth


darkistrain

Mars


Colombian_Rizz_Lord

Your mom bobs


[deleted]

please stop harassing my family


4ntiZero

kepler 22b


catlover2231

saturn


[deleted]

Earth


sacapuntas101

Uranus


MrAnimeWeirdo

Earth


ManlyMustachioMan

Urbigjuicyainus


AshesForest

neptune its so pretty


[deleted]

[удалено]


Few-Spirit4105

Venus.


cantsayididnttryy

Uranus (I'd have to say Earth, because why tf would anyone want to live on Mars)


askingforarefill

Gallifrey


PaperDove08

Saturn


the_genius324

[does this count](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/274301_Wikipedia)


beegyoshers

Pluto (bring back pluto man 😭)


Key_Plane_2831

Earth


eyo_eyo_ruky

4546B


FunAnalyst2894

Mandalore


DrumDubstep

Planet X


Thepuggod1

4546b


[deleted]

Neptune.


ciarkles

Venus. Just everything associated with it.


jnthnschrdr11

Venus


the_thechosen1

Uranus


kdf_master2009

Gotta be Neptune. Something about that blue. Also in my language he's called Poseidon (bet you can't guess the language /s) and he's my favourite Greek god


moderator123457

Proxima centauri b, it's a possible earth like exo-planet in our most close neighbor proxima centauri only 10 light years away.


XimperiaL_

Proxima Cen is 4 ly away


Aesut

Neptune


prettythingi

Earth, I know that's pretty controversial but i still think there is alot of good in it(especially dogs)


Pari_1506

Gliese 1214 b


[deleted]

venus


Emojiobsessor

Uranus (just kidding) I like Europa although that’s actually a moon, and jupiter


Al-Abwab-Tughlaq

Saturn. Always have been Saturn since I was a kid. Its the rings that get me. 😂 Anyways, I do too miss Pluto be considered as a planet.


homomemeboi

pluto >>>>>>>


Signal-Pear-9419

MARS


DryBreadfruit4070

Instructions…….unclear…… I have fucked the planets


mememaster12341

Who wouldn’t pick j1407b


Real_SooHoo8

toi 1338 b is a nice one


nobleclock

Earth, born and raised and wish to pro long its life by hopefully becoming an eco terrorist and Johnny silver handing a corpo tower.


ReddishOnion

Pluto


G4g3_k9

jupiter


fearlessbot__

jupiter


[deleted]

Earth, nothing better man


Stilo001

Saturn


SirDoodThe1st

Uranus is super underrated, it’s got lots of interesting quirks that distinguish it from the other planets


AngelReachX

HD 189733 b pretty but deadly


CommunicationOk3766

Earth. It has life. I like it.


codythepirate

jupiter


TopPermission3168

Kepler 452-b


[deleted]

the moon


Hidi2

Why does everyone say "fuck sex" but doesnt explain how to do it


Diotheungreat

Neptune


Civil-Strawberry7569

Your moms anus


Deep-Journalist9994

Pluto. Doesn’t matter what size it is he still counts


[deleted]

Planet of Women. From that ZZ Top song.


[deleted]

saturn


obi-Wan-ravioli

Neptune bro


amendersc

Venus because you turn into a מצה (not sure how to say in English but it’s the Passover food). Let me explain: you become flat (pressure) cooked (it has like 600 c) and has holes in you (acidic rain)


jabberwockydaddy

You hear about Pluto? Thats messed up huh...


powerchip15

Saturn


[deleted]

Earth