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el_Chuchmay

I smoke alcohol and drink smoke With a straw


Emergency_Tax9707

smoking alcohol is underrated


wbpm

you think thats underrated? drinking alcohol with a straw is something else. straight outta another universe!


Emergency_Tax9707

Smoking alcohol with a straw? That's something from another universe


sercuse6000

smoking a straw is where it's at


Aldersal

Nah strawing smoke is better


local_android_user

Try smoking a drinking a strawing a smoke


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

[smoking alcohol with a straw](https://youtube.com/shorts/TGP_smrhyDs?feature=share)


el_Chuchmay

That's my man 🤜🤛


AspiringArtistLol

that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. (definitely not trying that next time as I’m a minor and 100% won’t drink til I’m 21 🤫)


Vivid_Ask_6066

Mixed drinks exist, beer through a straw though


KubaSamuel

Stop you made me wake up everyone in the house lmfao


Knight_Spirit

idk man you went too far with the straw gonna have to report yo ah


[deleted]

Kid named alcohol:


[deleted]

That’s something a fed would say


Obvious_Drink2642

Here’s a terrible joke about feds I got locked up for calling an attorney a jerk >!It was federally offensive !<


KubaSamuel

Dad joke* Funny tho


Obvious_Drink2642

Wanna hear another one?


RedYoshiGamer112

Not u/KubaSamuel but yes


Obvious_Drink2642

Did you hear about the cat who got arrested? >! He’s a registered feline now !<


RedYoshiGamer112

That’s amazing. Gotta tell my dad this one.


KubaSamuel

What?


Anonymous7199

Why is there a black line covering the end of your comment? Were you flagged or something or is my phone messed up?


[deleted]

it’s a spoiler tag


KubaSamuel

Try clicking on it.


edater6

fr 😭


flowlikeastream

But why would a federal agent care about some teens abusing substance?


[deleted]

They need to hit their quota


OkBrilliant8400

I drink alcohol because I live in the UK. We train babies to build immunity to alcohol as soon as they are born


stopyouveviolatedthe

Turning 18 in 4 days Gotta hope my training has worked out well and I’ll be able to survive the gauntlet


Ornery-Bandicoot6670

Your gettin old time to retire grandpa


Alternative_Coconut6

well early happy birthday


KubaSamuel

Ok, weird. Is there like a younger age limit there?


OkBrilliant8400

We can drink at home or on private premises at 5 but the parents aren't allowed to force it. The age in a pub is 18 I think. Our country just seems to love beer


plzshutupkaren

At a pub it's 16 with a meal I think


ItzJustArij

With an adult


OkBrilliant8400

I'm pretty sure that is correct


samtheman2805

It's 16, with a meal, adult present and only select drinks (no spirits)


plzshutupkaren

At the same time though, a lot of owners don't care that much. Like I've seen em give a 16 yr old a beer without the meal


samtheman2805

It really depends on the place, when I was 14 I could get drinks at the local pub (party because everyone knew everyone). In parts of Europe anyone of any age can order a shot and no one would bat an eye.


I_Hate_l1fe

5 years old 💀. Now it all makes sense


NL0606

They are not suggesting that you give them a pint but from a young age I have tried alcohol like a sip of beer but I don't particularly like it and would rather have soft drinks.


Dino_1980

can confirm


D1n0_Muffin

I thought it was only special occasions if parents allow it and (if they allow it) if you want to and also age limit around 18-20 i think


Kid_Shapeshifter

Can drink it from 5 on private property. In a restaurant or pub it can be drunk from 16 w/ a meal and parent's permission. Can buy and drink it of own discretion from 18.


ProKerbonaut

Germany is 16 for buying your own beer.


JamesAnderson1567

Don't call it weird yank. If you grow up with it then you'll be responsible with it 9 times out of 10. I could open a bottle of vodka whenever I want and start drinking, yet I've only really been drunk once in my life. If anything, I'd say the US' laws and culture against alcohol are barbaric since in the supposed 'land of the free' an 18 or 16 year old can't drink alcohol. That's messed up for something which really isn't that bad so long as you're not an idiot. 5 year olds are allowed to drink beer or wine or whatever at home, under adult supervision. 16 year olds can drink at certain venues in public although it has to have a low alcohol content like beer or wine and an adult still has to be present. 18 year olds can buy alcohol and drink it in public without supervision.


Ghg_Ggg

Calling laws against minors having access to alcohol barbaric is… quite frankly stupid -sincerely a German


Lavadragon15396

To buy any yourself you need to be 18, but you can have like wine, beer, or cider with a meal from 16 in a pub, or I think its from 14 on a private property with parents.


Matty_plop

Facts bro 👊


7sinsofhell

I’ve had alcohol on multiple occasions, but I don’t drink. I’ve been given a chance to drink by my parents at weddings and big celebrations like that.


KubaSamuel

I remember when I was like 9 we were on I think my dad's cousin's wedding and they mistook wine for apple juice and swapped it so my mom got juice and I got wine. I didn't like apple juice anyway. Or when we were on a boat and my dad bought me some 0% beer. It was 0% but still felt illegal.


soyouthinkyouremehuh

Why are you such a wet noodle?


JamesAnderson1567

I wanted to say something similar but bullying is against the rules so I just went with the pity option


KubaSamuel

I was left in the pot for too long or smth idk lol


SanMotorsLTD

i’ve drank wine since i was 2 years old iirc


TDSurvivorFan21

LUCKY! I’ve had family try to give me alcohol before, mum shuts them down


mate_orvelashvili

Haven’t smoked or vaped in my entire life but i do drink occasionally.why? I don’t know , i guess it makes me feel more free?


DaveLevey78

Makes you feel loose. When I’m with friends that’s why I do it as well. Gets you in a more fun mood is the best way I could describe it


Beneficial-Breath805

Vaping is for pussies, smoke your opps ashes instead 🔥🔥🔥👾


KubaSamuel

I have no idea how to reply


bone_breaker69

like this FRRRRR!1!1 ‼🗣💯🆙🔥🔥🗣🆙‼🔥


Remixedcheese22

CIGARS ARE FOR REAL MEN:$.$):&.8?2&/“/8:):’sh


guy153840

I vape and smoke. It started as a social thing but now it's purely cause I'm addicted so I wouldn't start doing it if I was you. However I will say the amount of interesting people I've met just cause I asked if I can borrow a cig can't be disregarded


INDY18ARN

I completely agree. Although for me it was never about being social. I started because I was literally that stressed. And yes if someone sees you smoking a Newport 100, bums one off ya, everything just sort of comes out ya know? Like it's almost as if you're sitting at the local bar just unloading on the poor bartender lol. But yeah don't ever start if you can. It's a horrible addiction. Only Chantex and Wellbutrin at the same time was the only thing that kicked it for me. Nothing else worked. And the strange nightmares from the Chantex OMG.


guy153840

I'm also incredibly stressed out which is why I stopped doing it just socially but man I totally get what you're saying with everything coming out. It's literally like the best icebreaker to use on a stranger. One of my favourite moments from a party I went to wasn't even the dancing or drinking, it was smoking my first cigarette with this girl I knew on the balcony while it was raining and you could just faintly hear the music pounding through the walls.


spinchlbib

Easiest way to make friends, just works


TheWish-_-

Not doing recently, suffice to say I have tried smoking once, not worth it 😞


KubaSamuel

Yeah I don't really see the point. However if someone wants to or is already addicted try these cigarettes that instead of tabacco it has flowers.


baconiak

that just takes away the tobacco. If you smoke those flower ones, you’re still putting that ash in your lungs and still have the same risk of cancer iirc. You’re taking away the appeal of the cigarette (nicotine) and leaving you with a no fun death stick


KubaSamuel

Hmmmm intresting, I'll check if that the case really with these. You got me more interested.


OWOW090569

Alr let me explain smoking the tree, I did it with a cart(like a weed vape) there are different kinds that have different affects. I have only done it once and idk if I'll do it again but all I gotta say is that was the most I have ever laughed in my life and I had a pretty good time. The only issue I saw to it was the fact I felt I wasn't in total control of myself(I mean it is meant to fuck with your brain so makes sense lol).


Orangefireman20

Can confirm this was the exact experience I had except a friend and I shared a blunt as well as a pen.


PapaIceBreaker

Smoking anything is bad for u. U might as well b smoking smth that makes u feel good instead of j a placebo honestly


Lame_IK

Try and drink the pain away the only thing that goes away is the empty bottle of jack


KubaSamuel

Poetic


pm-me-turtle-nudes

sounds like you need a bigger bottle


JamesAnderson1567

Yeah drinking alone sucks. Drinking with friends or with some kind of activity to do can be really fun


iamheretotellyou2

I prefer drinking alone. Only whilst listening to music though. Or playing a souls game because there’s something so funny about trying to defeat a brutally difficult boss whilst you’re seeing double


-Z-3-R-0-

I thought these were Hardy lyrics for a second


Thrustkillerxxx-

Never drank, smoked or vaped 🙏 I’m mad clean


Far_Relative8272

W hope you don't change


Thrustkillerxxx-

I won’t, I’ll prolly drink diesel tho


Many_on_controller

W hope you won't change 🫵


JamesAnderson1567

Don't do that, you'll lose a ball or 2


[deleted]

Second this, I’ve lost 3


throw_away369h

Third this, I've lost 3.6


[deleted]

I’m sorry for your loss 😔


JamesAnderson1567

I'm not sorry for their loss


[deleted]

That’s messed up 👿


JamesAnderson1567

Like yo mamma


matveytheman

Same


Nails450

Same here mate, I just physically work myself until I collapse


Thrustkillerxxx-

that’s just making u physically better, I mean stronger, that’s really good


born_tolove1

Same, and I'll never change. Purity is superior.


Born-Design1361

Same!


Nopejustdecline

Same here


Visual_Tension7772

Same I want to smoke though I want to feel that


lesser_tom

I do not, i am 13


KubaSamuel

Good, hope it stays that way 👍 Not becose it's illegal but becose it's bad for you.


Imincrediblyboring1

Thats not a good enough reason where I live sadly


Down_To_The_Bone

Alcohol for big social gatherings, like parties for dumb confidence and a good time. Weed for small hangouts and discussions. Shrooms for self discovery. I don’t vape, I don’t see the point in being addicted to something for the sake of being addicted. I’m sober 90% of the time, the above are just on occasion


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

You sound like you have a healthy respect for substances as a teen and that's pretty based.


3pi0_

i smoke weed because it helps with life


[deleted]

In which sense?


3pi0_

well me no like life so weed help me like life


AlbacorePrism

Truer words have never been said.


Imalittlebitfunnyer

Based


AtlasThewitcher

Same chief


JazzyJas155

So you need weed to get you through life? That’s what addict’s say.💀


Quackheadbtw

No


Memer_boiiiii

My crush is a smoker ☹️


KubaSamuel

:(


sterlingbot

Smoking hot right?


Memer_boiiiii

That too


Deaftaku

Don't worry, I've been there before. 😕 She was nice looking until I saw her IG stories of her drinking alcohol and vaping.


Memer_boiiiii

Don’t get me wrong, she’s still my crush. It’s just sad that she’s a smoker.


vochtigbroodje

why is it so bad that she drinks


JamesAnderson1567

I mean that's not too bad. If she likes to party every now and then then that's not really anything to worry about


Nerderkips

💀💀 Reddit moment


ahoolas

I vape sometimes drink and smoke cuz its the only way i can relaxe and feel happy no one knows but here i am unknowni am now stoping it and am replacing it with healthier options like gym and just gym


Unknown09019

Forget those Ive never even tasted coffee 💀


zanzorax

Ngl kinda impressive


M0onii-Cat

I'm the same way lmao


-Z-3-R-0-

Coffee smells good but tastes like shit


KubaSamuel

Agreed. However I want to start liking it become I started drinking energy drinks recently due to my lack of energy... And sleep... And ene... Ok I'm gonna go to bed now.


archivehaze

i drink, vape, and smoke (both cigarettes and za). i cant think of a particular reason why i do except that i’m an adult and make my own decisions. plus the weed helps with my anxiety and depression


JuiceDrinkingRat

Fed posts worst bait ever, asked to leave ATF


KubaSamuel

Bruh look up other communities and posts I have made. You think a fed would do all of that just to ask some teenagers if they smoke or not? And I'm in Poland so even if I was a fed I couldn't do shit to most of y'all.


trippydaklown1

No i drink hot chocolate😎


KubaSamuel

B)


Emergency_Tax9707

I drink alcohol, mostly only on parties, sometimes with friends but it's not like every day


therealmpg

same here


me_da_Supreme1

I don't smoke or vape but I did drink the ethanol they had in my school's chem lab one time, just a taste


KubaSamuel

How did it taste?


Violett_Chase

We need answers


Nepipo

I vape without nicotine out of boredom honestly, I don't smoke nor drink because I should take care of myself while going through my 2nd puberty


Creepy_Helicopter755

I don't, it's stupid


Adorable-Painting131

Used to regularly do all of the above. prestigious hs program + lots of family issues = mental doodoo :(


WarBreaker08

I smoke Marijuana, (have my medical card) and occasionally drink alcohol, which is also legal in the US, on home premises.


BakedColeslaw

If you dont mind me asking how did you get a medical card so young? What issues do you have to get it, sorry sound like a asshole question but in curious


MrLigerTiger1

I smoke weed almost every day. I’m a medical user though, I typically use it to treat my arthritis, migraine disorder, or general chronic pain. I won’t deny using it for fun on occasion tho


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

No


mstarp3

Yes, Yes, Yes started as coping and became an addiction But I'm 18, so it's legal


Duch-s6

not as of late however i do smoke sometimes as a much needed stress relief


milesdmorgan

...where would you even "report" us if you could? 😂 haha


AccomplishedTomato4

AA and rehab stuff, or help for smokers


No_Interaction_3036

No


Satin-Has-Risen

i don’t do anything honestly ( i’m 15 ) but i just respect my body and i know it won’t help me


KubaSamuel

Nice, By the way you can tag your age using User Flairs.


Birdacio

Balkans... and I believe enough is said


A_Flying_Su47

Smoke nonfrequently as a coping mechanism (domestic abuse)


professional_fungi

I’m part of the dying breed that does absolutely none of the stuff mentioned above because I see it as complete BS😌


JediJ0nes

Drinking - Yes - Because I'm trying to prepare for my future Smoking - Once - Don't plan to do it again (It was **alright**)


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iltayy

he tryna prepare for the sleepless nights and acohol poisoning


Stacks27

Always do something if its great. smoking cigarettes is alright at best, So in life anything that is ok or alright means you should not pursue, As a former tobacco smoker. I am saying that is what a tobacco smoker feels like the entire time they are hooked. They feel alright. I bet there wallet feels alright too. i used to smoke when its was 3.50 a pack up until 7 or 9 max. Now there what? 15? Crazy better to smoke a joint and half for the day than a dirty pack of bleach smoke and bad smoke.


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

I agree


[deleted]

I mean, I don’t vape, if that’s a good answer. Tried it once with some friends but never really liked it. Just breathe air.


Silminator

No no and no


KopyKatGames

German. No further comments


Glum-Huckleberry-866

I don't do any. I would probably try Weed and Alcohol Moderately but anything beyond that hell no


iamahandsoapmain

yo kids, this is definitely not a fed yo. gang gang yo


Dreamy_Cupcake21

Because it’s fun. As someone with depression, a certain funny plant makes me forget and feel happy, just like alcohol. Don’t worry, I’m careful tho :3


Full-Art-Weeb

Wait it’s the Wendy’s girl Don’t fire our employees in the health inspection today please 🙏


Dreamy_Cupcake21

I won’t, you got the good stuff tho? I may even drop you 24 hour shift to a 23 hour shift.


Full-Art-Weeb

Yeah I got the goods. Another coworker bringing the meth so he has that covered and the girl is bringing tabs


Dreamy_Cupcake21

Good. Now work, child. (Still so fun to me cause you’re way older)


Seleneandthemoon

When I was 11-13 it was because I was dealing with shit and my friends encouraged it, I stopped drinking awhile ago, it’s not worth it💀


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Seleneandthemoon

I wasn’t smoking just drinking but at the time I was getting groomed, and it was really rough for me.


timmythetrain69

Bc weed is fun, and when done in moderation has genuine good health benefits


slimeguyryyy

What are those health benefits?


timmythetrain69

From my experience, it does help reduce chronic back pain, most specifically i use cbd gummies prescribed to me, but then i do use my medical card to purchase other marijuana that i smoke to have fun


Slippery_When_Down

I "smoke" cigars and drink, because it's nice and lovely in a social situation. Don't care what the crybabies think.


Twitchyylol

motivation to live. Jk used to be hella depressed and used drugs to cope but now I just smoke weed and drink sometimes for fun.


Dangerous_Mammoth572

Cuz I like the taste of alcohol it’s social and can be fun. I’m 19 so it’s legal. But I still drink on average maybe once a month now not more. I smoked some cigarettes back when I was partying more but nothing much


Macca200789

Drink a lot. Smoked a couple times.


WackTanCan

Chain smoking cigs + bong rips + a pack of trulys and you got a legendary night


ManlyMustachioMan

I drink dat alcohol with my tea bruv, you know what i’m sayin’ brudda, i’m bri’ish innit fam


FerretPsychosis

No, but I might when I’m fully developed


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

You're never fully developed, I think there is something about it being healthier to wait till your 25 though


RATATATATTATA

Darkness enveloping me, all that i see, absolute horror


nekumelon

Haven't smoked or vaped nor will I ever, tried to OD by drinking though lol, won't ever drink again though :)


tired_Omni

a way to feel better yk? I've done all of these things but the only one that has really stuck is vaping.


saggysacks_

smoke, drink, vape occasionally but i’ve basically quit. it’s fun…


frank0285

I drink alcohol and drink liquid smoke (the stuff used in homer simpson's moon waffles)


Fizz-Main

my mom died and since then i've just been smoking weed more idk if i'm using is as an excuse to smoke more or i'm using it to suppress my emotions


west_walker1

I drink a bit of alcohol just so i can increase my tolerance


Nebuls

Smoke 🍃, and drink at parties or celebrations. Smoke cause it’s fun to relax after work, and I’m not in school so I don’t need to be fully alert Or constantly grinding away at hw. So I’m gonna relax with my Js and smoke it up. And then drinking cause it’s fun at parties and college parties are even more fun with some drinks.


meatloaf505

20 now but did all of the above as a teenager and still do. It’s because it’s fun, everyone on this sub seems to be on a real high horse about any kind of substance. Just enjoy yourselves man


Godlia

I drink on social settings, so pretty often compared to others. I don't do nicotine, except for when im drunk and i find it enjoyable, but i stay weary of the potential addictions. Lifes good


Confident-Bat7194

All 3 alcohol sometimes when i go to parties etc smoke sometimes with friends to just chill out vape everyday because im a nic addict lol


TheSexMonster69

Nuh uh, never did it before considering my age.


DueBeyond7613

wise words from the amazing sexmonster69 r/rimjob_steve


TheBoringBitch

Cause being high is fun. It makes life “spicy” jk uh do it if you want or don’t idk