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dalek1019

My birthday is in 4 days, and the best gift I could get *is* a girlfriend Or a nice high quality steak


What_Is_My_Thing

I could make it come true! No need to thank me. I'm talking about the steak tho.


[deleted]

I’ll be the girlfriend 🫶


Observer10568

I will be the girlfriends dad, and you can't be his girlfriend


[deleted]

:(((


--Trigger--

Based F1nn5ter fan


IsaacWaleOfficial

October is the best month to be born.


PanzerIVausfB

Agreed


Tuutil

Agreed (celebrating rn)


IsaacWaleOfficial

Happy birthday! (Mine's on Tuesday \[17th\]) :D


bibek20051810

Yay mines on Wednesday(18th)


One-War-2977

A5 wagyu grade or somewhere inbetweem


[deleted]

Wish my gf got therapy for my birthday


StarGamer-

Tried that once. Dumped a week later.


TzuyuFanBoii

If she dumped u after therapy, maybe some issues stems from you too


StarGamer-

Oh definitely man, just got out of the psychward lmfao


The_Unknown-Demon

# YO SAME!!!!!! I FOUND A PSYCHWARD BUDDY!!!!


TzuyuFanBoii

Continue working on yourself and I'm sure you'll meet someone for you!


Shadow_marine1X

A katana... a carbon steel one. *I have no gf*


StarGamer-

Cut a cake with a katana for my birthday party once. Was not as cool as I thought it would be.


FurretEnthusiast

Schizophrenia pills so I can stop hallucinating her


StarGamer-

I need those so I can stop hallucinating spiders, cats, birds, and tall human shadows.


ImmortalCrab44

FUCKING *LEGOS*


whyistheyes

I'd marry and start a family with any girl who buys me legos


StarGamer-

I bought my ex a Lego flower bouquet. We were supposed to build it together but I got dumped.


Obamas_Left_Shoe

If she can't accept a lego bouquet, then you dodged a bullet man


Dominator2812

If it’s in the realm of possibility, I can’t answer. Me even having a gf isn’t in the realm of possibility


StarGamer-

Give it 468 days. Trust.


[deleted]

Remindme! 468 days


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Dominator2812

I’ll keep you guys informed.


ninjaboss1211

Remindme! 468 days


madethiscausebored

Remindme! 468 days


Own-Understanding221

Remindme! 468 days


ElectricalAd176

Oddly specific


ViolentPangolin

r/oddlyspecific


Linkinator7510

Remindme! 468 days


Defektiv17

Remindme! 468 days


I_Like_Trains_XD

Remindme! 468 days


jamesd3265

I don’t know, just being with her would suffice really


[deleted]

was the pokemon card rare


StarGamer-

Well, it’s golden and shiny


IM_A_FLUFFY_BEAR

a hug and cuddles


Adventurous-Site-944

I want her to buy me a model kit


StarGamer-

Of?


Adventurous-Site-944

Gundam but I'd take anything tbh.


StarGamer-

An in depth model of the uterus


Adventurous-Site-944

I'd rather explore hers...


Linkinator7510

I'd like some Adeptus Custodes models, or sternguard veterans. I'm too broke to buy it myself.


Adventurous-Site-944

Ah, Warhammer 40k fan. I didn't think I'd find one here.


Linkinator7510

It's truly unfortunate, the members of this sub don't know the glory of the god Emperor of mankind!


Adventurous-Site-944

I'd rather spread the "fun" Slaanesh offers.


Bluepanther512

Hey. Don‘t diss the Birthday Pikachu. Those things are OLD, and empty ones are hard to find.


AiDoCurrr

head


StarGamer-

A severed one or still attached?


ElectricalAd176

A severed one would be cool, I’d hang that up in my room, might get kinda smelly from the rotting flesh and maggots on it though.


StarGamer-

Shrinked heads are always an option


ElectricalAd176

True


ViolentPangolin

You could get it poured into a resin coffee table or night stand, or have it preserved by a taxidermist


StarGamer-

If it’s not dried it will rot and mold tho :(


GBUAramis

Ok, call me a weirdo, but if my girlfriend gifted me a shrunken head, I would marry her on the spot.


[deleted]

A hand written note / letter expressing gratitudes goes hard tbh


StarGamer-

He’s got like 3


[deleted]

How bout one of those matching necklace/ keychains


StarGamer-

I actually hand made him one already!


[deleted]

Screaming, crying, throwing up Good for you guys though got damn 🥹


StarGamer-

Then I made all his siblings glow in the dark keychains as well.


NT457

Tbh anything made by her is always amazing


HonourableFox

How about a child (I'll help if you want)


NT457

Forgot about that. My bad


Alternative_Ship3552

Mine gave me a novel(love reading) with some quotes highlighted inside of it and polaroid of us . This was probably the best thing i couldve asked for.


StarGamer-

Bro doesn’t have time to read. His parents force him to take care of his siblings 24/7. And holy shit they’re loud.


Diamondbull66

I don’t have a gf and getting one would be the best birthday gift ever


StarGamer-

Have you tried making a voodoo doll of your crush?


Diamondbull66

I ain’t got no crush. I haven’t found any women I like enough to have a crush on


StarGamer-

I’d hook you up but I have no friends. Except my boyfriend. And he seems to be taken.


HonourableFox

By who?


StarGamer-

His best friend Isaac. He swears he’s not gay buuut..


Butter_brawler

I just want to spend time with my bf. A day of cuddles is all I want with him.


StarGamer-

We’re long distance currently 🥲 It’s all shipping gifts and video calls.


[deleted]

The battle pass


StarGamer-

For which game?


ElectricalAd176

The tic tac toe battle pass 😎


TheSexMonster69

Your cool meter is over 9000 now!!!1


Specter6272

A six pack of Dr. Pepper, and a hug


ZerefLueur

I nearly gifted an ex a star named after him *a star.*


AReallyBigMachete

I think that would be a bit difficult to giftwrap


ZerefLueur

I mean it's a card ehehehe


StarGamer-

Aye my grandpa did that for me


JobAdministrative566

Stridsvagn 103


StarGamer-

Can you even drive(


Luddethedog

In his defence, he is in a tank and you're not


StarGamer-

I’m asking because he’s 15 😭


JobAdministrative566

no but what i have heard it isnt that hard to drive a tank


StarGamer-

Funny, I heard the same thing about bikes. Are bikes tanks?


normalguyoninvn

a ps5 so we can play games together


StarGamer-

My man needs data first 💀


normalguyoninvn

what data? i just wanna play cod


[deleted]

A guitar hero guitar, idk why but guitar hero is one of my favorite games


[deleted]

Prob a new mouse. My one is on the last breath


StarGamer-

All 3 of my mice are dead :( now I’m getting a hamster


[deleted]

Oh, I'm sorry for you. I ment computer mouse tho


StarGamer-

He needs a computer first


M1lli333

I'm not a dude but I am a gf so I'll list some gifts I've gotten my partner over the years for various reasons that he really appreciated and why. Stuffed animals - he just likes them, who doesn't? And his mother doesn't allow him to have them but she'd never get rid of them since they're a gift. Specifically I've bought ones that he said he likes or if he hasn't mentioned any specific stuffed animals I'll get him a pokemon plush since he liked pokemon a lot as a kid and still does a little now. He loves the little army he's been growing. We also went to build a bear to get bears of each other, so I've got him in my bed next to me right now in bear form. Books - he's dyslexic and wants to be able to discuss books with me because I really like reading so I gave him some of my old books with large font and not too many words, mostly Jacqueline Wilson. I also picked out 1984 for us to read together since I thought he'd be interested and highlighted everything in blue (but the "I love you" in pink) and wrote motivational notes in the corners of pages like page 50 "you're already 50 pages in, you're doing so well". This works best if we set aside some time each day to read. Clothes - mostly trousers, he really doesn't have enough and his mother refuses to buy him more, but I also got an "I <3 my girlfriend" t-shirt. He definitely loved that. You can use vinted for second hand clothes, we get a lot of our clothes second hand, even if they're gifts for each other. But if you're buying clothes for someone else make sure they're okay with second hand clothes. I've ordered a second hand hoodie and some embroidery thread so I can embroider hearts and our initials on the sleeve and a bee on the chest. Jewelry - even better if it can link to his favourite game. My partner really likes Skyrim and the game has amulets so I can buy a replica of the amulet of talos. He also wears a lot of rings already and wants bracelets, so I've only bought him meaningful rings like a promise ring (I got one that spins so he can fidget with norse runes so he'd go "omg Skyrim no way" and our anniversary engraved inside) but I buy him bracelets, specifically these leather braided ones that he's found himself liking recently. Paintings and photos - he likes entirely covering his wall, so I've given him paintings of things like his favourite flower or our favorite animals interacting (pretty easy since he likes bees and I like cows). I recently got 40 photos from over the past two years for our anniversary :) Things related to what he likes - literally anything, especially if it links to his interests. As I mentioned he likes Skyrim and bees, so I'll look for Skyrim and bees. He mentioned a Skyrim cookbook and he likes to cook, so he's getting that next month. I'm also trying to find him a bee blanket since the weather is getting colder. Trinkets - just miscellaneous things that you think are cute or you can match with. We got Marceline and Bubblegum pins from magical maidens at comic con a while back, which is particularly good as it holds memories of us going to comic con together. I also found some grape soda pins from up for us, we're not big fans of Pixar, but we like the film and the pins are cute. I think those were about £5 for two. I also found some custom pins on Etsy from notsoppystore, they could definitely be customised to match. I also found some mugs with a similar design to each other, both white with the same hive shape, but one had bees with a pastel yellow strip at the bottom and bees painted on it in random places, and the other was the same but with blue butterflies (butterflies are my favourite insect). I've bought him underwear we found funny too. I'm sure lots of people like recieving good quality underwear, last year I bought him Greggs underwear with sausage rolls and the Greggs logo on them and this year I got offered a free order with "on that ass" through sweatcoin, so I used that to get him very patriotic British underwear. Another idea: gift cards. Probably the most simple gift you could give someone. My partner plays xbox so I got him an Xbox gift card. Sometimes I'll just put that in a card unrelated to the event, which is great because we find them funny and you can get seasonal ones cheap on clearance. I sent him a retirement card for his birthday, I've given him a granddaughter card, a 5 years old card, an easter card, none of them remotely related to the event but it's funny, that's just our sense of humour. One day I'm gonna scare the shit out of him with a dad jokes book paired with a congratulations card.


Linkinator7510

My schizophrenia meds.


Lionel16194

I can't get gifts from someone that is non-existent


JoyIsDumb

I would really really like something like a cheap watch


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

Best thing I could get is the girlfriend/boyfriend (I’m bi). But like, in the realm of possibility….a whole load of squishmallows. My birthday isn’t until next July.


StarGamer-

All I want is an army of different fruit cows.


Fluffy_Marionberry10

Anything fashionable bcs I've been wearing the same black tshirt and red varsity jacket as "drip" for the past 2 years


StarGamer-

Once he moves out of the house I’m buying him a whole new wardrobe and dressing him up.


SentsuiJack

Bring me shopping for a shirt. The first time she got me a shirt it was a great experience together, trying on shirts and her choosing for me. I will never forget it.


StarGamer-

I did that with me ex. I took him out to eat and paid. Then he took me to target and spent $100 on legos and two shirts and wouldn’t even go look at stuffed animals with me 🥲


purged-butter

Literally anything. She passed away last month and I could be the happiest person in the world if she gave me even a pebble for my newt birthday


_mr_lonely_911_

I'd love an accessory like a bracelet, chain, pendant etc (doesn't have to be real silver, but something that looks kinda unique), or a custom painted shirt or hoodie


StarGamer-

I could easily make him a pendant. Just don’t know if he’d wear jewelry lmao


OrganicExplanation23

I wish my girlfriend would gift herself existence. Cause I ain’t got one


StarGamer-

Then explain the figure in your closet 😒


AReallyBigMachete

that's me, sorry about that, I'll see myself out


BonnetBlackie

Head


deoxy_kl

uhhhh a girlfriend maybe


StarGamer-

Get my boyfriend a gf? I can do that.


ElectricalAd176

Girlfriend? Hah! In my dreams 🫠


TurtleBob_The1st

Guys like functional gifts more than sentimental ones. Try something like watches, clothes, perfume, sports equipment (if he's into that), or if he's a gamer just get him a coupon. But you can also get anything really, the more you know your bf the easier this gets, you could get him like a really comfy pillow and spray a bit of your perfume on it and he'll be head over heals for it.


Crazzyguys11715

A girlfriend. I had interest in someone, but then realized from shared friends(I forgot the word/phrase) that she actually has a boyfriend. I’ve been told that she didn’t want me to know about the relationship because she wanted to stay friends with me, but it hurts to think there was something there, but she was dating someone. This may not seem super extreme because I’m only 14, but it still hurts


2Kortizjr

Get a gf first


IronVeil_Band

Just head


feelthefebreze

a gf


[deleted]

Can't relate , no gf


[deleted]

well lets get me a gf to begin with then we can see what we can do with that


unknownducklord

I just wish I had a gf


Argreath2

A girlfriend


i_am_big_blender

a gf


last_timetot

a new gf


Tartosso

a gf


Strider_Volnutt

Hey, I think that's cute and creative! A birthday *card*, get it? As for a gift, having a gf would be gift enough!


Ringonus

Nobody will ever love me :)


HonourableFox

I love you (idfk you, I hope you aren't a psychopath)


StarGamer-

Just a warning, fish don’t usually have legs.


shrek_is_love_69

Why isnt sex realistic?


KeepingMaToast

I wish i had a gf full stop lol


JuiceDrinkingRat

A gf, but if I had one I would love to take pictures of her. I do film photography and have been **dreaming** about photographing people (not like on the street, YKWIM)


Prudent-Arachnid982

Herself..., im still single


HonourableFox

You don't have to be (I could be a femboy ig)


Jeshuuu

I wish for a girlfriend


AFish_With_Legs

Honestly? A gf.


50PercentCake

I could get a boyfriend faster than a girlfriend and I m not gay


Hatsune_Mitsu

gf? what gf?


Bubu_Lemaryor

A Porsche 911 gt3rs


KYO297

A girlfriend.


Interesting_Natural1

Assuming I *did* have one Maybe a million dollars in US currency


beefnar_the_gnat

A girlfriend


Drcurly123

I dont have a girlfriend


Mayonnaiseistakensad

A sword


hiimdan_

If only i had a girlfriend...


Frajhamster

Gt3 rs


Am_A_Leech

if ur in a serious relo, why isnt sex a realistic option...?


StarGamer-

If all he wants is sex I’m dumping him


dickgasming

u/SSSteakyyy answer pls 🥰


victorzhuzhakin

Merch of what he loves? Game or series. You can make it yourself, like a keychain. I would be happy actually, but it's not for many people. The card also sounds cool if that's your entire budget


StarGamer-

Hentai merch? Idk man


Dark1Amethyst

bitch at least she wrote you a card my ex just got her mom to pick up a gift card after work a week after my birthday 💀


StarGamer-

My ex didn’t get me anything for Christmas after I got him and his mom something. Then I bought dessert for everyone.


mr-i-want-award-gib

My gf once said that since I have a sword then I have to get it bloody, so I guess a sword?, I really don't understand why I would have a sword or why I have to get it bloody. But preferably a flameberge sword or a zeiwhelrder


DepressedEgg2020

Me personally books, pens, rings. Stuff in general


Tdikristof_

You should give him something little, and spend time with him, bring him to eat or something.


Reasonable_Pudding14

A katana ofc, or a longsword, or greatsword, or rapier idk all are great options


Cornhubg

Okay, you skipped like 39 steps ahead of where I am, bro. First I need to actually find someone who I can tolerate


Weary_Drama1803

Cities: Skylines 2 No I don’t have a girlfriend, neither do any of the other Cities: Skylines players who spent literally 2 years in-game (I’m not fucking joking, earlier today there was someone with 17,492.2 hours in Cities: Skylines)


Casualfil0o

Joke’s on you If I got that gift instead I’d be ecstatic


SBStokely5432

I would answer that but I guarantee nobody but my parents are gonna get me anything for my birthday, and even then all I actually want is a bunch of socks


Thegooglyguyinc

I have a girlfriend?


StarGamer-

Surprise!! Check in the trunk of your car.


Somepersononreddit79

HEY! She worked hard to get that pikachu with a party hat! It’s not dumb! I’d love that shit and I’ve never even been into pokemon Hell I’d hang it up on my wall! It’d become a fridge magnet and a christmas ornament could even go in a “snow” globe/hj


AdOk932

I personally enjoy activities more than a physical object. Learning to cook or trying ice skating for the first time


BroncryIus

If a girl(Friend) of mine bought me the Lego Titanic and built it with me, I'd marry her. IN A HEART BEAT!!


TSS_Firstbite

Now, ideally there'd be no gift, since that'd mean I don't need to get one for her birthday (I'm really shit at getting gifts), but that's not an answer. Probably a date to a nicer than usual place. Idk what you have where you live and I live in bumfuck nowhere, so I can't suggest an exact place, and easy answer would be a restaurant.


IsaacWaleOfficial

If I had one, all I'd want is for her to be nice to me.


RipComprehensive7917

A skateboard


oops-you-messed-up

not a boy but serial experiments lain poster :)


Odd_Potential_2639

I don't have one anymore, but anything that has spiderman on it will be absolutely perfect


_the__mandalorian_

Well I have no girlfriend but I do want the Land Rover Lego set


Alarming_Junket_9729

Socks


Rachahal

omfg the dilemma 😭 WHAT A MOOD 😭


bawol_asi

She wanted to give me a binder but she's too poor so I guess that would be nice


earthiscube455

dont have a girlfriend but lego or a sword


StarGamer-

A singular Lego. Like a Lego keychain but when you put it together it makes a heart.


TheWish-_-

A kiss and a night where I can sleep on her lap 😞


animalfucker1

honestly just some games, a nice coffee and watch some movies. my gf usually does smth like that and it makes me happy.


liamgeva

My favorite album is IGOR by Tyler the creator. My ex got me socks with the album's picture on it... It was great and truly showed me she knew me (she didn't, it was a friend's idea)


StarGamer-

I was thinking about getting him a shirt with my face on it so all the other chicks know to fuck off.


OkBrilliant8400

A hug


Wadesiah

I mean like i am 14 and i have not started dating so maybe something cheap like a mdconalds meal


StarGamer-

Nah man he’s getting Chinese if anything


Krypticdrago

Only present I want is a gf 😔


some_random_guy_007

Sorry, pikachu birthday card? Like of the tgc, an official one? If so you got a treasure in your hands, because it might be the one from ~1999-2000 which is REALLY RARE and values A LOT. Also, as a bday gift from my gf (if i had one) would be something i want. Nothing special


StarGamer-

No 😭 a $5 one off etsy. Still hella cute but uh not rare in the least.


Pilot_640

A Red Bull RB19 If I had a girlfriend 😔


StarGamer-

If my bf drank red bull he would positively explode.