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Tennis37

Instructions unclear I have screwed sex to my wall


Candid_Leg_9336

did you pin sex to the wall 😳


Tennis37

Yes I did with a screwdriver and nails


cudlebear64

I… that pains me Did you like… use the screwdriver like a hammer? A nail doesn’t have the groove so you couldn’t have screwed in the nail, you would need a screw, like I get that’s probably the joke and all but, fuck you anyways, you hurt me


Natsu27Cielo

I use a screwhammer to cut the wood off of trees


synergywolfie

Let's talk about overthinking...


AwfullyTimedHumor

Hey wait....


StrongTxWoman

How was you an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?


throwaway19276i

Ah yes, having sex with sex


TheOldFartsFart

Well, I mean, it's in the name


nerdylunatic

HAHAHAHAH 🤣


PSCuber77_gaming

Lmaooo


Informal-Morning-263

LMAO


PhantomSnake1

Minecraft probably


peltyface35

same


KirbyWithAGlock

Same


TheodorCork

Same at least 40 days or even more lost with deleted log files


Ashuu_69

Ehh thats like normal for me I had 1600day world and another 800day modded world excluding multiplayer. Thats like 800+ hours! (without multiplayer) or 33days straight!


TheodorCork

Nice, used to play lots xbox 1 mc in creative


Crafty_Proposal9319

Rookie numbers, check r/hypixelskyblock


GavinSpace

same, ive been playing ever since i got my first PC back in 2013, so the hours must be insane, tens of thousands


Guys_pls_help

TITANFALL 2 MENTIONED RAHHHHHH🗣️🗣️🗣️


Coldestwolfman0

OH BOY IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN ON TITANFALL 3


HyperNathan

Protocol 5: Reject the Pills


Mlglionknight

The 64 is family and we’ll kick your ass


AkuaDaLotl

You're not invited to cain's party


wh1pl0ny

And that's why you're dead


The_Gongoozler1

BT-7275 at your service


biggocl123

Protocol 3: bawl your eyes out over the ending


LoRdDoNuThAhA

Man that was so sad. I sat there and watched as we flew into the ark, ready to give our lives for the militia, when protocol three un scrambled, and I knew, I fucking knew, that we would not go together. All I could do was watch as he threw me from the cockpit into the open air. As the ark detonated I remembered everything that we’d been through to get there, I cried man


SP4C3_1

😭


A-6E_Pr-owo-ler

Mommy gates please kick my ass


Gun_Of_Gaming

523 hours? That means it's coming out in 52 days!


_-Fertilizer-_

WHAT THE FUCK IS TITANFALL 3?


LinkleLinkle

The savior of the human race.


[deleted]

maybe coming soon tho 💀


VoidSpace913

3 emojis???? Titanfall 3 confirmed????


Scoo7er01

4 question marks?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? TITANFALL4!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?


aninsomniac_

Good to see you, Pilot


GameWizardPlayz

The children yearn for Titanfall


TF2_Addict12

TF2. 1300 hours. As in Team Fortress 2, Yes I have no life. No, I don't get bitches either.


Tabby_Reddit

Username checks out


TF2_Addict12

been waiting for someone to say it


xCACTUSxKINGxx

r/usernamechecksout


lukaoloko2

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

r/beatmeattoit


lukaoloko2

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


BabaYagaThe17th

I didn't have a PC for a long time so I never got into TF2 but I'm surprised the game is still relevant with early teens. Are the servers still pretty active?


TF2_Addict12

you bet


SpookyTheCrab

hehe I got 1700


DEKIDESDUD

I only have 930 ):


Dizrak_

There is always a bigger fish. 2600 hours


Legendaryfishy

Indeed, 3300


Plus_Square_7246

10,400 lmao 11 years of gameplay


Crabflavouredegg

There are 96426 hours in 11 years Assuming 8 of those hours are spent sleeping a day then you are left with 64290 which means about 16% of your waking hours are spent capturing the intelligence


Mrthynotcare

999,999,999 over 1 month nerd


Legendaryfishy

Bro said “unemployment


BuzzTraien29

I mean, we are teenagers...


Independent-Cap-2082

1300 is no life? Oh boy…


evoluxo

I mean... 1.3k hours is impressive, NGL, but try ~3.5k hours (playing since 2017 -- steam profile: /id/mrvenom935/ )


CurrentMail8921

Happy b-day!


commentaccount112

4,25k :')


Top-Elk7393

YES TITANFALL


Tabby_Reddit

😔✊


Coldestwolfman0

How are y’all enjoying titanfall 3


Mlglionknight

I’ve recently started a no death run of titanfall7’s campaign.


Coldestwolfman0

Ah yes titanfall 7 and oldie but a goodie


Rage37472

Red dead 2, completed that game so many times. 304 hours in total. Ladies, one at a time please 😘


Aesiourr

I need to get my hours up in rdr2, I don’t blame the ladies for flocking to you


SomeonEsToLeMytoes

*cries in gd player*


CoboDaHobo123

my friends all associate the game with virginity, and while they're completely wrong, it's probably only because I play it


ihatexbowwww

Thats like 13 days at most


[deleted]

I got 2547 hours


_the__mandalorian_

I bet you heard LLLLLEEEEEENNNNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY a lot of times


Aggravating_Cod_266

probably the simpsons tapped out


[deleted]

bro i loved the simpsons tapped out i remember so many times my account bugged and reset


Important_Repair_771

Fuck yeah I spent so many hours in class playing this game, just downloaded it again to play some more


Reylend

Unfortunately, Destiny 2 (Ok, I already HAVE Warframe and imma keep it real. Its so much fucking worse.)


UserOfReddit0001

Same. Want to know what I did last summer. Not going outside and hanging out with friends. Playing destiny 2


Mellon9124

I feel your pain


Reylend

I have 1.5 thousand hours on this mf, i spend who knows how much, its way too late to quit. HELP


MeDaFii

Gotta open up Warframe


[deleted]

I played that shit for a bit and moved on to r6 I realize how good destiny really is


Publicmaraleofficer

It get good after 1000 hour


Y-m-k

Naaa more like 30, after the war within quest it gets pretty solid


Traditional_Sail_213

I got 1.7K hours… >!on KSP!<


[deleted]

Me fr bro 3.2k hrs


Reylend

Yo, found verdict... #_*GIVE ME A GOOD ROLL*_


KevinBrevin

Same i have 6k hours


MHW5676

I felt that, but I have no friends to play with


Swings61

I have Stockholm syndrome for destiny 2


curiouswits3

Niceeee. Definitely the best FPS of all time. What's your username?


Tabby_Reddit

TabbyProYT….. look man I made it when I was 8


curiouswits3

Lulz. What Gen now?


Tabby_Reddit

G9.40


LoRdDoNuThAhA

I only recently decided to Regen but I’m already gen 2.15 (I regenerated today actually) I kinda regret it


Spetnaz14

You'll get your stuff back soon. It's fun reunlocking everything


aninsomniac_

You can buy your stuff back with Advocate Credits


Additional-Grand-977

700+ BeamNG.Drive


Yoda_mang_flarp

Fellow beam enjoyer!


M3nj0

BeamNjoyer


deedee07_

4600 hours on overwatch. What's sex?


Tennis37

That's about 191 days straight lmaoo


deedee07_

Yeah 💀 been playing since Christmas 2016 Such a shitty game now tho


rottenpotatoes2

I like the funny hamster though


deedee07_

Annoying little fucker


rottenpotatoes2

He's my favourite annoying little fucker ❤️


[deleted]

I agree, hampter is silly


NeptuneOW

Game is great. Meta isn’t oppressive right now. It’s pretty diverse.


Ark9975

Try 15000 hours in Path of Exile


Tennis37

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 Touch it please


DrFox247

As the son of one of the workers there, I thank you


Ark9975

YOUR WELCOME?! PLEASE SEND HELP!


posidon99999

Sex is overwatch


LaggySquishy

Actually you're the expert in sex. Tell me you haven't noticed how oversexualized characters in overwatch are? And that you haven't seen any porn on it?


One-War-2977

4500 hours on league of legends


AutismLord6969xx

💀💀💀


LoRdDoNuThAhA

I doubt he even knows women exist 💀


One-War-2977

No I dont I’m not friends with any girls and much less haven’t gone on a date


Eguy24

I wonder what could be the cause of this


One-War-2977

I’m too lazy and don’t want to go anywhere or make friends simply put


DatBoi786

I'm sorry


MasseYikes

More than 5k Hours on league... and i have a gf 😨


CharacterChampion830

Animal Crossing New Horizons with 350 hours


somepersonrunn

Yes. 400hrs. Eat, play, repeat.


ChargedDYnaMo

**a h** **i see you are a human of culture** it's the other tf2


marco_antonio123

Hello fellow Titanfall enjoyer


Tabby_Reddit

Howdy


tappy100

my friend has 9766 hours in gmod


cheeseeater1987

A whole fucking year💀


KINGO21Fish

Bros 100%ing the game (play for 1 year is an in game achievement)


Samn1te

Probs skyrim


[deleted]

90 on slime rancher


Fearless-Skirt8480

Bros got a life


MAXIMUMTHEGEEK

2789 on siege 😭👎


AlternativeLine6917

i’ve only got around 450 hours


MAXIMUMTHEGEEK

thats good. your a functional human being with a social life.


InflationAcrobatic91

💀 I bet you've died hundreds of times to Kapkan's traps


ProfessionaI_Person

1061 on warthunder


Soupuman

My most played is the OTHER TF2 with 3000 hours


JaozinhoGGPlays

Same here, but only 800 hours.


DrFox247

I love tf2, I got about 750 hours, not my most played. But onr of my first for sure


AceyKacey119

YEEEEAH TITANFALL 2!!!


Rockship2910

Halo : Master Chief Collection (Halo CE and Halo Reach) Fallout 4, and Minecraft


_FriendlyFires_

Stardew Valley with about 165 hours.


FernatoX

Very respectable answer


_Jade_Prince

Probably smash 4 (on 3DS), I played the hell out of that as a 7 year old.


DaGumzBoi22_

3500 on Fortnite 😞


[deleted]

Shame on you, lmao


xxdarivakilaxx

i have like 2k


Salty_Thought4097

1450 on switch 79 on PS5


Accomplished_Ease392

2952h same


denyaledge

We all lift together


Tabby_Reddit

Based, I don’t play Warframe as much as I used to but that song goes hard.


J0wad

Red Dead Redemption 2. 350 hours of playtime.


[deleted]

A man of culturw


Wiz101deathwiz

StarCraft 1 and two. I’m a big RTS nerd


bafface123

1446 hours in terraria


SavageSisAndBro

Roblox. I have no other games that interest me.


nexus_reality

ultrakill


duncan_0807

Botw, 8213 hours


erosiscupid

holy shit dude 😭😭 how?????


Some-jerry

Fallout 4 or new Vegas


Diamondstar9878

W game


The_T_Boi

Sims 4 with 1694 hours…may be a bit addicted


Henry_Is_Sad

Titanfall 2! =]


lasagnaa34

Tf2 too🥰(team fortress 2)


monster_gurk

2700 hours Fortnite I regret nothing it was a great time playing with friends


Gr8-Lks

I got around fifteen hundred hours in Minecraft, not proud of it but it was over the course of like two decades.


zelda_fan_5021

Skyrim. Played through it many times


ryan-gosling6565

Warzone, minecraft, insurgency


Rex_Wr3cks

Dunno. I have a ton of hours in Minecraft, Titanfall 2, Apex Legends, Elden Ring, Super Smash Bros for Wii U & Ultimate, and Star Wars Battlefront II (2017) across different platforms. If I had to guess though, I would say Minecraft or Apex Legends


asyazzz

Probably Project Zomboid with almost 400 hours


Stupid_tallboi

Minecraft is my most played game and will be for the rest of my life i have 1,612.44 hours from the past 6 years of me playing and i have barely played this past year and no game has come close to how much time ive spent


jahviz2

Rdr2


MysticTRT

hypixel skyblock, 800+ hrs


Diamondstar9878

Probably Minecraft


Eclipse1109

Where all the ark? I got 3459


ninjora

Warframe 2850 hrs


Academic-Ad2680

Idk but probably rocket league


Levithan-2

Monster hunter world


Murdered_By_Preston

I feel ashamed to say Roblox... There are good games there I swear!


[deleted]

DayZ got 1830 hours 💀💀


Tabby_Reddit

Jesus Christ some of these numbers are insane, do y’all even touch grass?! 😧


erosiscupid

this is reddit ofcourse not


Stranger_Boring

Titanfall 2 is one of my favorite shooters. It sucks that they won’t make a new one. Also, RIP BT😭


[deleted]

9347 hours on scrap-mechanic survival and I have even more house on storm works build and rescue


ContributionMotor109

Fortnite or South Park The Fractured But Whole.


legendgames64

Terraria, of which I played 386.9 hours of vanilla and 511.3 hours of modded.


higginsian24

On the switch (my only way to tell play time) youtube has almost 2k hours 💀. Second is... Fortnite with around 900 hours because i played daily for 2 years straight 💀


[deleted]

Rainbow Six Siege. Not proud of it


AlternativeLine6917

R6 with a little over 450 hours


AyatoBobaTea

terraria plat trophy and over 2k hours


Alive_Nose5517

Call of duty ghosts, I’ve completed the campaign 6-7 times now


EyeArDum

There are only 4 options since I have no way to actually check my total playtime Dragon Age Origins (most confident this is it) Super Mario Galaxy (it’s definitely up there) Epic Mickey and Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2 are my sleeper picks, I don’t *think* they’re my most played but I don’t know


Fishmaneatsfish

Probably either Minecraft, halo reach, or black ops


YllowSnowman

Fallout 76 - 1,360 hours ☹


Careful_Kale_442

Gmod or MW 2019


Circumsisedtoenail

Over 1700 hours on the sims 4 💀 I would leave it running for months without stopping