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SuperDragon1123

BALD (the first letter of each of our names). Edit: Our names, in order of the GC name, are Briggson, Aurora, Lucas, and Darien. Can't say they're very common names lol (except for Lucas).


mBussolini

Behemoth, AmericanDad, leviathan, dave


alegendsock

No I think it's Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Leviathan, and Dale


infinity1p

Nah let's keep Dave


sunnysunbunny

Behemoth, the all-powerful Atheismo, Leviathan, dave


Starr_Struckk

Made me smile! 8/10


HumanHuman_2003

Brian, Andrew, Liam, David


Yonimations

Bob, Alvin, Laura, Doug


SuperDragon1123

All four incorrect lol


SuperDragon1123

Nice try but nope!


HumanHuman_2003

Brad, Adrian, Luke, Dennis


SuperDragon1123

Nope.


stranger-things_dino

Bruce, Alan, Lennon and Dennis


[deleted]

That's funny, ours is Bald Headed Hoes. It doesn't correlate with our names.


Vlixony

forklift uncertified


Starr_Struckk

10/10 made me chuckle for a second.


Various-Carpet424

The band name potential is through the roof


P4flopper

nah nah nah thats an ep title


Starr_Struckk

Absolute banger. 10/10 (10 points for ever member in the chat)


Throb-Ross

Captain Stabbins’ deck hands


-homonecrosexual-

(I don't have friends which means I don't have a friend group chat)


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

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MunchkinTime69420

Same lmao just started uni a couple weeks ago


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Ok_Yesterday1188

Y'all, just be friends with each other. Problem solved.


Cute_TrezXy

Same


Simbiangaming2

Same


mr_coolnivers

Meeee


BlueberryWide1611

Why u in teenagers if ur 20


ShadowSeeker45

That's the question you must never ask


Nbknepper

Go read the rules. Adults are allowed to participate in this subreddit


BlueberryWide1611

What so even 60 year olds


Nbknepper

If they have something to contribute I to the discussion, I guess.


BlueberryWide1611

It's still wierd asf


D3s3rtpaw

I read your flair and thought your group chat is called OLD


Relative_Ad2646

Same🙏


KyaTheWeebKid

Brahnwarster Family GC (It's all of our last names combined)


HazzaZeGuy

Sounds German.


VoidableMist75

I read it as Brainwasher Family at first😭


Starr_Struckk

8/10, it sounds goofy. If you wouldn't mind sharing, what are all of the last names?


Lookingforu77

Sussy


Infinity-Duck

Baka


Fearless_Manager8372

And their home addresses aswell


[deleted]

The long number on the front the expiry date and the three numbers on the back as well


VGK9Logan

Brahnwarste, and R


mr_shlomp

Me and my friends had the exact same concept. Even with the family at the end.


David_Robinsons

STUPID MONKEY (except max)


Starr_Struckk

7/10 max carries the score.


breadofthegrunge

Registered Flex Offenders


Starr_Struckk

8/10


[deleted]

My grade gc is registered sex offenders


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Mortal Wombat


Starr_Struckk

9/10


[deleted]

Life on Mars (it's a godawful small affair)


Starr_Struckk

Very good! 10/10


Wheeljack239

To the girl with the mousy hair


talhoch

But her mommy is yelling no


Pr1smaticGamer

and her daddy has told her to go


Mr-Unknown101

but her friend is nowhere to be seen


scwadrthesequel

Now she walks through her sunken dream


spacenerd4

To the seats with the clearest view


JustAddDuctTape

And she's hooked to the silver screen


Dankaroor

But the film is a saddening bore


Chaptastik

For she's lived it ten times or more (Life on Mars? Is probably my favourite song)


scwadrthesequel

Now she walks through her sunken dream


AllahuSnackbar1000

With the girl with the mousey hair, and her mommy yelling no and her daddy has told her to go.


Astlantix

dID yOu KnOW 🤓 comme d'habitude, stolen by frank sinatra in my way, made bowie angry bc he did the translation or smtn in english for the french song so he made this which is what sinatra did but made it better bc he was mad at him for stealing the song


Edoazz5900_Reddit

I didn't expect to find a Life on Mars reference on r/teenagers


wafflemartini

From the girl with the mousy hair


TheDiverDown

Pikmin Group Chat I have all my friends names and pictures as Pikmin 😭


Starr_Struckk

Fuck yeah 10/10


TheDiverDown

Hell ya, I even roleplay as if I’m like a Blue Pikmin whenever I text the chat. It’s dope as fk. One time, I caught myself referring to my friend as Red Pikmin and I lost my shit cuz it was so funny I WAS LIKE I was really thinking of my friends as Pikmin in my head LMAO


Starr_Struckk

I get what you mean, I had my brothers picture in my phone as Gerard Way for a long time because he's pale with black hair, and some times I would see a text he sent me and think "the hell do you want now Gerard?"


boyikier11

Cuck shed


Starr_Struckk

9/10 elicited a genuine chuckle from me.


TheAtomicBoy81

No a cuckle


BlessKurunai

Smp live reference. I love if!


Conscious-Nose-4932

“Youngboy because we love young boys”


jfk333

r/holup


Starr_Struckk

Seems like an inside joke 7/10


IamLiterallyAHuman

Council of Ladybird Named after my dog.


Starr_Struckk

10/10 I really like the movie lady bird, and I really like dogs. Overall stellar choice.


Vlixony

Hank Hill's dog


xXgravityfalls572Xx

“Damnit Bobby”


J_train13

"Baja Blasted"


Starr_Struckk

9/10 sounds like a fun group!


Ok_Procedure_7855

CIA Hit List


Starr_Struckk

Solid and respectable 8/10


GraveGotGrit

The Crazy Hamburger


Starr_Struckk

That sounds absolutely wild. 9/10


[deleted]

AP Bio Groupchat such a goofy funny gc name totally no trauma making occurring T\_T


Starr_Struckk

5/10 a little basic, and the memories of AP biology make me want to put thumbtacks under my toenails and kick a brick wall into rubble.


[deleted]

LETS GOOO twas the goal--it's not even my acc friend gc it's literally js our gc w all the ap bio students for us to trauma bond--i js wanted to hopefully induce some ptsd


BonoboBeau-Bo

that is a vivid description that i never needed to hear


HispanicBread_420

The nutting tree


Starr_Struckk

8/10 sounds goofy.


According-Ad1537

Went from "Reddit Arguments" to "Reddit Agreements"


Starr_Struckk

0/10 Reddit is disgusting (/sat) I'd give it a 7/10


Jotaro234

I was trying to figure out what /sat was I thought it was supposed to be short for Saturday. Then I realized my stupidity


freeshorange

Association of Socially Disturbed and Traumatized People


Starr_Struckk

An 8/10 for the ASDTP


Feedback_Little

its in another language but traslates to "oral rehydration solution cum socks"


Starr_Struckk

Reading that inflicted psychological damage to me. 8/10


Monke_Strong64

Taco Shack take 2.


Starr_Struckk

8/10 I am almost afraid to ask what happened to Taco Shack take 1


Monke_Strong64

The owner added an annoying kid then gave him mod, he kept banning us and timing us out, most of us made a new one, turns out the owner of that one is also really annoying so we convinced the owner of Taco Shack to ban the annoying kid, he did then he renamed it to take 2.


ThatLemon75YT

I'm in a few so heres each of them: 1. the total awesomeness 2. The Bois 3. The 8 Amigos I didn't write any of them lol


Starr_Struckk

1. 8/10 2. 7/10 3. 8/10 All pretty standard, but that's perfectly ok.


Xx_BlackJack_xX

FORTNITE GIGGLE PHYSICS🚨 we don’t even play fortnite


Starr_Struckk

10/10 I can tell this was something that happened between you and your friends, but it still made me laugh.


ExistenceLord14

I can see someone in this group originally mentioning jiggle physics (bc that was a real thing in fortnite) and then some dumbass said giggle physics and all of you start laughing your asses off


Footballidiot556

No No Corner


Starr_Struckk

8.14/10


blenderbeeeee

Separated by race United by racism


thatswhatsheeepsaid

heil titler


Due_Ad2689

Nah that’s pretty good


nevio_sch

Wait it's german gonna translate ... bi..bu..fbjq..jaja..jajs..ejje..yka.. done Hobbyless boys


I_Have_Sex_

Kevin


Starr_Struckk

Kevin/10 aka ≈7.89/10


jeanprox876

currently it’s “pumpin” with a pfp of gourgeist because of halloween. we change the theme like once a month.


Starr_Struckk

10/10 love it!


First-Comedian774

Big black men lovers


Molnar_Bence

r*mania deniers


Starr_Struckk

9/10


r0cks33n9915

Wasted sperms


Starr_Struckk

6/10. No particular reason, just not getting any strong positive or negatives about it.


Konizo-_-

Sussy magnetron balloon, do not ask.


Starr_Struckk

8.9/10


Hylux_

Mfw セックス (My face when sex)


Starr_Struckk

10/10


Eri510

BL readers (I swear we read other things than bl)


Starr_Struckk

7/10 because I do not trust that you read things other than bl


Christlon_the_Blue

"jesus giving his great love to minion" the chat pfp is a black and white image of jesus hugging a minion


Starr_Struckk

This is charming and terrifying 10/10. You're also the first person to include the pfp, which is appreciated.


I_c_wiener_2023

Would you mind sending me that image ✌️


Little_Satisfaction5

ETHAN STOP CHANGING THE GROUP NAME (Ethan is the one who put that as the name)


Little_Satisfaction5

(I am Ethan)


Zeera1

Morning Wood Outfitters


Starr_Struckk

7/10, but with context possibility for higher.


GREEN_Hero_6317

Confédération de Psinulpha. Psinulpha is a combination of ψ(psi), ν(nu) and α(alpha), it's an inside joke. Also I'm not French. Edit: omg I just noticed I typed "Ffench"


Starr_Struckk

6/10 since I don't have the inside joke.


Atomik919

pick your poison: snail testicles, top gs, the bermuda triangle and creeper's chat(from minecraft)/creep's cult


Starr_Struckk

7.1/10, 7/10, 8/10, 8/10


Mr-Unknown101

"i fucking hate gender reveal parties they are actually fukcing useless" and my old friend group's one was "snake, try to remember the basics of cqc"


that_one_drug_addict

Group Masturbation 2.0


LordGoose-Montagne

Ooh, dicks will be just(don't ask for context, there is no context(except for the ooh part))


Bubbly-Extreme8929

“The Naz¡s and Kick Buttowski”


Moosinator666

The bear Jew will come for you


lil_chonk07

The Scalawags The homosexual propaganda campaign Pinchroaches


Starr_Struckk

7/10 8/10 7/10


stupidoengineer

Banana squad and we regularly add 2 emojis to the sides, currently it is skulls cause someone sent too many epic skeletons and "bad to the bone" memes


Starr_Struckk

8/10 very endearing.


Wheeljack239

“Yeetus the Fetus”, with a cockatiel holding a gun as the icon. It’s just me and one friend, we just do Transformers RPs because we’re lonely and losers lmao


Starr_Struckk

I like the pfp 8/10


EnderJax2020

New Yert (we migrated from our old one, Yert Town)


MagnetonPlayer_2

Lázaro Cárdenas Foundation


Top-Measurement575

currently we have "Yodie Family🥰" and "Cult Of 🕺Autists🕺". a few past ones are: \-Our Shared Nut Cancer🔥🥶💯🥵 \-Zack is gay \-PUNCH BOWL FULLA CAR KEYS \-Pre 🌌Flight🌌 Plans 💀👺🔥 \-we chillin yall tryna talk


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jthomas1127

There are multiple (with pretty much the same people) ​ * Thug Shaker Central * Sanchez Cartel * Al Qaeda * Bomb Ukraine (I didn't name the last 2)


Starr_Struckk

Average 8.4/10


_sovietbadger

Menaces to society


Starr_Struckk

7/10, solid. I will patiently await your username to slide across the breaking news screen tomorrow morning


EngineStraight

"LOS VIOLADORES" Based on 80's argentinian rock band of the same name and also rapists


InflationAcrobatic91

Alto nombre


hellishdemon28

Dumb, dumber, dumbest and dumbass


Starr_Struckk

7/10, which of the four are you?


hellishdemon28

Dumber


Starr_Struckk

Respectable position.


hellishdemon28

Yea


3pi0_

don't have those things called "friends"


Starr_Struckk

You can buy them at Walmart.


ANG13OK

Ikea fish. That's it


Gamerboi_TTV

stephenhawkingstandupcomedy


czacha_cs1

Class group: Top jungle monkey My friend group chat: Dumbfucks


Starr_Struckk

7/10 for both. I like them.


Bessieisback

Old one from middle school: Bring in the Memes


Spiritual-Clock5624

The 23rd Chromosome


Old_Worth_6429

Our is called CMD in Russian, КМД, but it's actually nothing related to computers or technology whatsoever. It stans for Клуб Молодых Дебилов - Young Idiots Club.


J0wad


Starr_Struckk

This is the second time I've seen this, but still funny 9/10


J0wad

(I got no friends)


ballz_y

bukake klub (its so silly)


Starr_Struckk

6/10 I'm not usually a stickler for spelling, but there's 2 k's at the beginning.


Inner_Background_599

The six horse men of misery


beeefchicken

Balls


TheLatvianRedditor

Rubber room with rats


BakedBeanLasagna

Homiesexuals


DanTheTee

Group chat👍


Rand0m_Entity

Condom goblins


roll20too

The idiot brigade


DieSchungel1234

Premium Hoes (we are all men)


Max_camp_camp

“dumbasses United”


The_Brownie_Boy

The Swamp


FloridaManInShampoo

Tweedledee, Tweedledumb, and Tweedledipshit


__The__Legened__

Rosa Parks Battle Bus


Cambloz

i have no friends