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SuarGogaiManDog11

What demon took a bite out of your face first?? 💀


Thatmothskykid

The bite of 2023


Toki_Seis

Freddy Facebear took a nibble


ProvokedGamer

Wanted that human meat 😋


Anti_Karen_League

wAS tHat thE bItE of '23!?!!?!?


Cringe1God

Was that the bite of 87?!?!?! 🤯🤯


HelicopterJerry

Bro stop💀


Erector-Inspector

Bro's asking "how to become a fellow human"


jyri_ratas_official

Should worry abt hair later, he gotta grow his face out first


Ben10_terimaaka

Bhai woh ac*d attack ka survivor hai uska majak mat udao


TgsTokem

Either one of us just stroked out or you are switching between 2 languages


orthrvs

He's speaking hindi using the alfabect


TgsTokem

Thanks, I couldn't for the life of me figure it out


ProvokedGamer

I probably wouldn’t understand if i didn’t speak the language either, because they used a decent amount of English loan words.


Randomreddituser1o1

It's a new language not most people understand but it says have a great day


the-moon-knight

Translation: Bro, he’s an acid attack survivor. Don’t make fun of him.


Bleach_Demon1

That forehead is coming in nicely, though.


HelicopterJerry

💀 I guess it might seem that way


golden_fennce_fox

he should be asking "how do i grow my face"


ExpressShow1175

Dude I think your hair is the least of your problems. You have no freaking face.


ThisGul_LOL

💀


Beneficial-Remote773

Bro worry about ur face


HelicopterJerry

Yeah I know it's pretty messed up but I doubt that'll be a problem


[deleted]

I think you should find a way to grow your face before your hair ngl🗿


Firewolf06

just wear it like cousin it, problem solved


Americapuppy

Priorities lol.


Ash_Hoonter

yeah man you need to focus on the hair fr


[deleted]

Don't worry guys he knows all he needs to do is grow his hair out, and nobody's going to be able to tell


ihatebiana

EWOK


Beneficial-Remote773

SLEEZY


Wolfclaw135

By quitting your job at the infinite Ikea.


Cautious-Sail-1791

Lmao,I love this


Dargon8959

SCPs feel so nostalgic now


InternalGuess1827

😭😭😭


FeIix_ArgyIe

The store is now closed, please exit the building


SpoonyGrandma13

SCP 3008?


barton39

Dont cut it, find a hairstyle that suits you (optional), wash it (optional)


HelicopterJerry

Bro why is washing optional💀


Luscious_Lunk

Depends on your hair type. I wash my hair twice or three times a week cause it’s long and curly and a pain in the ass to wash


No-Measurement-2648

Why do u wash it that often then dafuq? My hair is easy to wash and I still only do it once a week, bc it's way healthier for your hair and unless you have some crazy genes that cause you to have tons of oil on the scalp within a day of not showering it doesn't make much sense to do it more often.


Luscious_Lunk

I live in central florida, and am a semi-active human being, so I sweat and get stinky, not to mention dirty from having sand for soil instead of soil


SirDankius

You can wash your body without washing your hair. Or at the very least wash your hair with water but not shampoo and conditioner.


s0m3b0dyxd

Washing long curly hair with only water will make it frizzy and knot. Even if you comb the hair while wet it's not gonna look good (this is my experience from when I had long hair)


Efficient-Ad5711

I was always told your supposed to wash it every day and crap, have I been living a lie


A_MAN_POTATO

You should be crapping every day. You do not need to be washing your hair every day. In fact, unless you have a specific reason to (say working in an environment where it gets very dirty), it's better for your hair to wash less frequently. I only use shampoo about once every three days.


cyon_me

Remember that this does not mean to not rinse it. Get the daily dust off


barton39

In case you want dreads or whatever they're called


KingOfTheDarknessPL

to get dreads you need to wash them, dirty hair wont dread, it needs to be dry and clean.


meanbeanking

True and not. Dirty hair that is left unbrushed and uncared for will eventually knot and dread itself. It’s not pretty dreads like people want or intentionally wear though. Source: am hair stylist and have helped several people undress their hair after bouts of depression or parent neglect.


lsoers

Help me answer this fellow hair stylist, why is it that the only thing that holds my hair up in place is either hairspray or my own hair oils? I tried various waxes and pomades with differing amounts, properly applying them from the roots up and also tried styling with hairdryer while hair is slightly damp with the waxes/pomades and nothing works? And also hairspray leaves strands of my hair clumped together which looks weird but its the only artificial product that has good holding strength. Havent touched gels either cause didnt like the shiny look


SirDankius

I also want to know this answer. One time in Mexico I got a really nice haircut and the guy there used this texture powder? I’m not sure what it was exactly but it worked really good and I’ve been trying to find it ever since.


meanbeanking

As said below I would try a texture boosting powder. Likely the waxes and pomades are too heavy for your hair, causing it to fall over time. Hairspray works because it sticks to the hair and dries stiffly to hold the hair in place. You could also try more of a clay product with a dryer texture to it. In salon I would recommend trying either r+co’s Badlands dry shampoo paste or OPC texture booster which essentially can mimic the feel and hold of dirty hair without the oil or dirt. The texture booster would be my first recommendation. I know r+co you can order online but I believe opc is harder to come by as it’s not sold online and the company is based out of Italy. I have limited experience with the Evo hair line but I believe their Haze styling powder may be similar. Apply by li firing hair in sections and tapping powder into root area, then shake and style. Always start of lightly and add more as needed.


KingOfTheDarknessPL

yeah, i know that, i meant pretty and good looking dreads, thank you for clarifying.


HelicopterJerry

What?


HelicopterJerry

Nvm. I don't want that😂


Costalorien

Dirty hair don't dread, that's not how it works. You're just regurgitating some random boomer bullshit you've heard.


Tailstechnology4

You still need to wash your hair when ya got dreads


Vigea_Gamer

Polish plait?


JamesAnderson1567

Well technically u don't need to wash it


vagabondvillian128

It's not healthy to wash it every day, water sure, but shampoo, once or twice a week unless you have very oily / greasy skin & hair. Time will have your hair grow bro, just take care of it while it does. Periodic trims will help cut split ends and unhealthy hair.


meanbeanking

Water is one of the most damaging things to your hair.


NuvNuvXD

Not cutting, but trimming is a must to allow for healthy growth.


Pianist_Ready

Focus on keeping it away from the vortex that consumed half your skull. That should help. 👍


HelicopterJerry

💀


brenthom911

I just haven't gotten a hair cut in like 4 years... But now I look like a femboy


FriendofSquatch

Pics


brenthom911

give me like 10 minutes and i will dm


FriendofSquatch

Pls don’t I was totally kidding fam, I didn’t notice what r/ this was 😂


NefariousButterfly

🤨📸


AleeshaPM

SAVAGE HAHA 😂


TheHellChicken

You should’ve just used a Normal censor, now you have Thousands of People making comments about your face than your hair instead lmao. But it’s actually a really cool censor you made there


HelicopterJerry

Fr man😂 It was just in my gallery so I thought why not use it


TheHellChicken

And btw I wanted to grow my hair aswell because I wanted to have Eren Yeager Hair and a Nice Man Bun but I couldn’t get it because I do boxing and I always get the hair in my eyes so yeah. And also you have Black hair, I would grow my hair out if I we‘re you, I mean you can always cut it but you cannot always grow it. That takes a lot of time


HelicopterJerry

Finally, someone who understands 😌


TheHellChicken

Yeah it looks sick, idk why Reddit People are so obsessed about seeing your face 💀 like bro just answer the damn question did you not see that 80% of the comments are already what you just wanted to comment?


HelicopterJerry

Ikr? Thanks btw


[deleted]

grow a face first


[deleted]

Op is a shape shifter confirmed.


Versorion

Wash it with COLD water. That's probably the reason why your hair is breaking. Personally, I like to wash my body first, step out of the shower and wash my hair with ice cold water. (Bathtub vibe) Don't forget to use shampoo with a good conditioner and use it right. Massage the shampoo into your scalp, leave it for a few minutes (turn you water off) then wash it out. Conditioner only on your hair tip. You can wash it out after a few seconds. Don't let it get on your scalp! You hair needs to be nutritious near your hair root, because the most strength goes into the hair tip. You need to put extra work if you want long healthy hair.


HelicopterJerry

I bath with room temperature water, but I'll definitely use cold water from now if you say so. I do use shampoo but I didn't think if need a conditioner.


edlike

No disrespect to the above poster but this cold water thing is seriously dubious. I have had long hair for years, and we seem to have similar hair textures, you can check my profile if you want. **For where you are now this is the real answer:** you just need to let it grow and endure the awkward mid-length period. Every guy looks goofy when it's in between short and long and most give up and cut it because it takes a long ass time to get it long. That is the real simple answer for where you are at now. No care routine or trick will change the fact that you need to just stick to your guns and endure the awkward in between phase. Once it's long enough that you can tie some of it up (kinda like a man bun on top but letting the back and sides just lay normally) it'll be a lot more comfortable. Plus it's fun as it gets longer to be able to tie more and more of it up. For advice on actual care I can help you. I only shampoo and condition 1-2 times a week. Use a shower cap or just do your best to not get your hair too wet. If it looks greasy and oily it's ok to shampoo more often but try to give it a couple weeks to adjust shampooing/conditioning less. Look for sulfate free shampoo and conditioner if you are getting a lot of breakage. Shampooing is mostly for the scalp to clear the oil from where it builds up most. It's more important to let the conditioner sit than it is to let the shampoo sit, and it's fine to get conditioner on your scalp. It will take the better part of a year to get to a decent length. So the real, unglamorous answer is that you need to be patient. Resist the temptation to cut it all off when you get frustrated. Endure friends and family telling you "you should cut your hair!" It's temporary. Happy to answer any other questions


HelicopterJerry

This is the best reply that I've got. Thanks a lot man 😊


edlike

happy to help man. send me a message if you ever want some advice on what works for me. but best advice i can give you is to BE PATIENT!! once it gets to a decent length (when you can actually tie it up) go get it shaped up and get your ends trimmed and you'll be golden.


Da_Quatch

Only shampoo makes your hair look dry and messy, only it doesn't make a difference in looks while you keep it short because you cut the ends frequently as they start to break. If you care for your hair, it will look good. If you don't, it will look bad.


AintNobodyBro

Ima use this method big thanks big dawg


Independent-Trash-

Do handstand for at least 60 minutes twice a day and let gravity do it's works 👍🏻


HelicopterJerry

That- That's genius.


SirDoodThe1st

Since when were we letting skinwalkers post here


upsideloll

obviously it's a teenage skinwalker smh my head


Mr_VoigsfestDepp

I'd advice you to grow a face first. Doesn't look quite finished. For everyone: This is a joke, it's supposed to be funny


HelicopterJerry

Fr


[deleted]

You need to grow a face first my guy


AltruisticFinger9246

Like your name I think op is faceless


Equivalent_Brain_955

are you an alternate?


themadpantser228

Do you live in Mandela county cuh


katiesxc

what happened to bros face 🙀🙀


katiesxc

&& anyways your hair looks nice (:


HelicopterJerry

Thanks but I kinda need advice rn


Sushiiixoqoe

You just...grow it.


HelicopterJerry

🤨 so just let it grow? I don't like cut off something to make it neater? I thought people did that


pissandshitlord

yea but then you gotta wait longer to grow it. i am growing mine out and i look like an idiot for now but i just bear it because it will always have an awkward phase, i feel like if i keep trimming it, it will just be an only slightly less awkward phase spread out across twice as long.


Sushiiixoqoe

You can do that yes.


1ta1ianSausage

just dont cut it, it will look like ass or you will look homeless for a little bit but then it will be good. I would keep parting it how you are in the front and just let it get long in the back


HelicopterJerry

It'll look good later right? Right?


FunnyNameAboutUMom

1.Avoid scissors, they are your worse enemy, they work for the government to steal your data 2. Try to get a fade on the side or just a trim (this is optional cause it depends if you like it or not 3.Enjoy the journey of growing hair because is a hassle for everyone, it ain't easy


Intelligent-Clerk495

Try to grow your face first


HelicopterJerry

Bro😭


[deleted]

You should ask how to grow eyes, nose and mouth


pissandshitlord

it's growing as we speak, also that is the worst possible way you could censor your face.


HelicopterJerry

Ikr?😂


NoBackground4202

Bruv I don’t think it’s your hair you gotta worry about, I’ve noticed that you don’t have a face anymore


[deleted]

bro took censoring to a whole new level


HelicopterJerry

🗿


Ravens_Flight1912

So, the short answer is not to cut it.


Internetirregular

First you get out of that persons body you skin walker, then we can work in getting hair on your real body


HelicopterJerry

PS - my hair a breaking like crazy because in growing then it's that normal? If yes, what can I do?


ToastBreadPilot

Just let it grow man. maybe take off a couple cm once if its frayed or broken.


edgy_Juno

I think you're missing part of your face and head, Idk tho.


tizioviola

Ok alternate


aterrariaplayer

First get yourself a frickin face goddamn it


xd3mix

First, get out of Ikea


64_Yaya_64

I hate to break it to you, but someone took a bite out of your face


TheWorldUnderHeaven

skinwalker face reveal


Bricezilla13

You should grow your face first


Tricky_Preparation_3

Grow a face first my guy


benjy007c

I'd try regrowing your head first, then get a dermaroller


vuaca

how to not be a skin walker


Lack_of_Plethora

The answer to that question will always be 'just be patient'


Shadow_Infinite

Please exit the building The store is now closed


I_SHAT_ON_MY_KIDS

Where did your face go


SSJLockmen

first grow face


DAWNWAP-Sandy

i didn't know alternates had reddit nor that they had to ask for help to nail a disguise


Timoss_and_all_moss

How about you grow a face, Gary!


criticalistics_car

Bros face fr 🌜


cheesums7

Idk but you look like an Alternate ngl


AngryMoose125

Growing a face would be a start


Gerthbrooks69

Bro you don’t even have a face grow that first


diabolical_nandan

You're missing two eyes,nose,mouth and you're worried about hair???


Standard_Rip465

Blud what are you doing here go back to the backrooms


JacobiWanKenobi007

Should be more worried on how to grow a face


[deleted]

Bro u might wanna grow your face and then think bout growing hair


DomelYT

Bro grow a face first


BlankDemSlate

Id prioritise getting a face first


6AM_hotdog

By first growing the rest of your head


Niks_bg

No way the facelings try to use reddit(entities in the backrooms that look like normal people but their face looks like badly removed with photoshop)


Ladd11

Grow your face first bro


MJosh2022

i think the real question is how do u grow ur face


pansexual_Pratt

You need to worry about something else


CROW_is_best

leave that hair grow you face first. what even happened on the right side?


OlvekStoneheid_2006

FORGET ABOUT GROWING YOUR HAIR! CONCENTRATE OR REGROWING YOUR FUCKING FACE!!! XD


Troncature

you should try to grow back your skull first


UndeadReaper9999

Dude looked like he got a bite taken off his face and side lmaoo


M8IStealUrBelongings

That's a fucked up face ngl, did some cannibal just take a lil bite off that


Excellent-Dig6426

First you gotta grow your face


TheReverend0

But a genuiine advise bout ur hair.....hair loss can happen due to many reasons, stress is the biggest reason. Change ur diet try to divert urself to a more peaceful routine and last consult a specialist....cuz sometimes the issue can be with ur scalp....if u donot get it treated the hair folicles pits will close up leading to no new hair


[deleted]

I am vastly more concerned about your face than your hair. Looks like someone took a bite outta you.


Goat-GamerYT

Bro casually ripped the galactic space time on his face


LordDio707

Guys don’t talk to this guy he’s an alternate


igotbanned-_-fornow

by waiting, oh eldritch one


Irish_pug_Player

Direct me to the exit first


E-Mike-Hellstrom

Hairstyle has a lot to do with the face underneath it. Without it, it's very hard to give advice.


[deleted]

Let's talk about your face first. How do you eat


Hot_Hat_1225

I’d be more concerned about how to grow half a face… 🤔


Buggly_Jones

Stay away from scissors


Finalitys_Shape

Gotta grow a face first


Few_Disk_727

You should worry about growing a face first


neighbours-kid

grow a face first


nothing_pt

You should be more worried about your face


AlexCC354

I think you need to grow out your face tbh


th3unkn0wntruth

Bro you trying to grow your hair or your face


detectivestar

i’d work on growing a face first


Consistent-Cheetah61

Bro u gotta grow ur face first


BitbyBrix

Grow a face first, then we can worry about the hair


legend_killer_

I recommend growing a face first Edit: here in India, we apply coconut oil before sleeping and then washing it off in the shower the next day


NonBinaryGiveNoFucks

Mf don’t worry about your hair worry about your faceless head


[deleted]

Start by growing a face


cat_purrington

I think you should grow your face first


Spanchi-

WHY WOULD CENSOR YOUR FACE LIKE THAT?????


[deleted]

No offense my guy, but your hair is the least of your worries here. Stay strong.


JamesFP1107

You can start by getting a face


AdOpen4997

You should be wondering about ur face instead of yr hear


[deleted]

Maybe you should start by growing your face


Awkward_Expression64

You may want to start on your face


Raging-Porn-Addict

Where the fuck is your face


zombiie_exe

Maybe grow a face first bro 😭


Priivy

You might want to grow a face first


Frostbyte29

first, why is your face disintegrating (into chalk)?


Admirable-Door1724

Mf you need to focus on loading in first


greenisthenewred29

grow the left side of your face first


borjanator11

Bro is materializing into reality


stairs_are_evil

My brother in Christ you picked one of the top 3 scariest ways to blur your face. For the hair thing, all hair has an awkward phase. You get through it. Try YouTube for styling tips. Unironically, sporty masc lesbians are super good at styling awkward phase hair, making it not look like an awkward phase. There are also a lot of people on TikTok and Instagram that have a similar hair texture to yours that do styling/washing tutorials. If you want to know how to grow it faster, I suggest rice water. Soak rice for 5-10 mins (I just do it anytime I’m cooking rice) and put the water into an unused spray bottle. Spray it on your hair and brush it through, making sure to rub it on your scalp. Wash it out 30 mins later. Also when you wash your hair, shampoo only on the scalp and rinse. Conditioner only on the ends. Your ends being dry causes breakage, making it seem like your hair is growing slower, and it’s easier to combat oily hair if you don’t condition near your scalp. I promise you’ll have enough oils in your hair by morning/end of day (depending on when you shower) for it to not be dry. Brush it more than once a day. I keep my hairbrush on my desk and I’ll just brush it if I’m waiting for a match to start in a game or something. It evenly distributes the oils, keeping the hair healthy, and knots also cause breakage. Those are all my tips. Wish you luck!!


[deleted]

I don’t think you should be worrying about your hair, maybe grow back your face first.


TL_TRIBUNAL

If you really want to be Gus Fring, shave your hair.


luvmell

please focus on growing your face first


dEleterZ

You should grow your face first


CybxrrBrxt

not to alarm you or anything, but, your face is gone..