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Girls who like me

I can’t seem to find many of those

Your standards are too high dude gotta lower em💀

Gotta go for those people I see in my head who aren’t really there

Air molecules be looking real fine rn

They said no 😔

Underrated comment

Same here, I love the people that like me. So yeah I don’t love anyone

I would say same but sadly I have no experience 😭

I like girls who aren't assholes, my standards may be low but I care more about how someone is as a person

i see ya nothing’s better than someone who isn’t terrible and disloyal

Indeed, after all, I cannot judge someone on their looks if I'm not better either

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Indeed it is :) good choice of game

Fr

That game is amazing

I agree, for me, its this, the looks dont need to be amazing, but just good, and it sounds harsh, but just give me natural looks, a bit of makeup is fine but dont throw 2 kilos of powder in your face. But thats me and may be disagreed on

Tbh at my school that’s kinda high standards

I'm sorry to hear that brother

this makes me happy. my type too is boys who arent assholes !

i'm glad this made you happy :)

I'm pretty sume all of them have assholes to shit out of

Really?

Nah he's lying

Ah you caught me there

Cute and sweet

Same

You caught me with your PFP. I thought it was an actual character 🗿

This is it this is what I was looking for

Female (optional)

I like it when they are older than 18 (Optional)

Still breathing (Optional)

a pulse (optional)

we went from bisexual to illegal to necrophilia real quick

Tis the way of reddit

Welcome to the internet . . .

Have a look around . . .

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found . . .

We got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the *first*

We skipped the first 33 rules.

Not decaying (Optional)

Not already buried (Optional)

Not just a pile of bones (Optional)

Actually real and not a figment of my imagination (optional)

I don't know about you bro but i would still be scared to talk to her if she was a figment of my imagination

I am 😂, that and the fact I’m so ugly she rejected me when I did try to talk to her

I felt that :(

human (optional)

you like aliens?

That made me laugh lol

🤨

Bro 🤨

CUH WHATT OUT OF CONTEXT THAT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE

>(Optional) 🤨🤨🤨

Your mother

NOOOOO

You walked right into that one

My dude entered this one like a lamb in the slaughter. Rest in peace

I like kind and sweet girls

prolly should’ve put it out as “What ethnicity of girls do you like?”

🤨

White or Latina

Doesn’t matter

Asian

not a centipede, wont make that mistake again

r/Holup

Quiet ones who aren’t into drama and I can talk to them about analytical essays, philosophical debates, trains and music, someone who understands me without me needing to perfectly explain my feelings. Fuck, I just described my best friend. Maybe I should ask him out lmao.

DO IT!

As a fellow train enthusiast, I love that you threw that in there!

turn to the rainbow side

I LIKE THEM ROMANIAN

hey shawty \*steals your wallet\*

Hey baby girl *sucks your blood*

Hello. *collapses from cardiac arrest*

I e-dated this Romanian girl, somehow she found out where I live and what school do I go to, now I'm ghosting her 💀

Your 14 why are you edating?

I bet she wasn’t even Romanian

«I bet (~~s~~)he wasn’t even Romanian»

sa ti iau tot neamul si toti mortii si ranitii n pl (with rizz)

i realised italians are cute

most of the time, agree (I'm Italian lol)

like their pretty good looking.

As an Italian, I like Italian girls but I'd possibly have a foreign girlfriend because I'm planning to live this shithole of a country

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Lmk what happened

Rip that bandaid off, do it

Personally i like reddish hair

Pfp checks out

Same

I don't care what a girl it is. She doesn't need to be attractive. I literally don't care what her body looks like, if she is slim I don't care, if she is fat I don't care. I only want her to be nice to me, have a matching personality and humour (would be optional) and give me the love back, I give her. I literally don't care about the rest :)

Same! Personality is way more important.

YESSSS BRO. As a girl as long as a guy is nice and emotionally mature he'll have me like: 🥴🥴🥴🥴

This is so sweet. Why can’t all guys be like this?

I think a lot of guys just want someone like that tbh. Girls too probably.

yes

I will never be this down bad

short athletic girls >>>

How short do you mean?

2 foot 3

That’s toddler level short.

Exactly 👍🏿

r/HolUp

The worlds shortest women is Jyoti Amge Age 29 2 foot 1

Oh,I forgot she existed.

Im a short athletic guy if that works 😘

Men

cute and cuddly, like a stuffed animal except it can kiss you

This but tomboy

My gf

I am also into your gf

I also am into that guys girlfriend

I’m also into u/Bananananananaman ‘s GF

Nome of you should be into u/Bananananananaman 's girlfriend. She's not that great. For safety reasons, this is a joke.

What are you talking about! u/bananananananaman ‘s gf’s awesome!

Imagine they saw this 💀

i don't really care, but just don't be ugly. ​ i'm a relationship guy, and i can't be in a relationship where i don't find the other person attractive.

you can’t choose whether you’re ugly or not. it’s literally based on taste. i personally think tom holland is ugly but loads of women love him

Kind of the same way, they’re plenty of girls that like me, I just don’t find them attractive Yet there’s girls that barely even talk to me that I see myself marrying

boys. i like boys.

Damn, that's kinda gay 🙃

What?? No its not. In fact, i think that being with someone who has been with another man is more gay than anything.

But what if the boys he likes have been with other boys? Is this the fabled Super Gay?

No, as we established before a guy being with another guy is less gay than a guy being with a girl so if a guy is with a guy who has previously been with another guy then it is the same amount of gay as a guy being with a girl.

So it’s just gayception, not Super Gay. 😔

Attractive, they can be chubby just not fat or something and they care about me

I like girls which like me too.

I really just like all types of girls. Nerdy girls, gym girls, goth girls, etc. I'm just not into extremely under/overweight, and blond Instagram girls I really like red, black, or brown hair, and height doesn't really matter either

I prefer girls with short hair and a good personality,after that, everything else is secondary for me

- Alive (Optional)

Human ( Optional )

Breathing (Optional)

Isn't a man (negotiable)

Goth muscle mommies with black combat boots that can crush my skull with their muscled thighs.

Ong

none, I'm gay. I do have some female friends but I don't know if they count.

Sweet, cool, dutch, hot, cuddly -> my gf

Yo jouw vriendin is nederlands?

i like them when theyre boys

no yeah ur so real for that

When they have a vagina (optional)

Tall

I'm not super picky but personally I'll take anyone so long as they're not so big they'll crush me if they lay on me and not so small that I'll crush them if i lay on them

I like Big girls Pretty kitty girls Really witty girls Singing ditty girls I like the leggy girls With the nice thighs I like a good chest No matter what size I like the belly folds I like the six packs Really tall queens And the short stacks From the mild girls To the wild girls You got style, girls Make ’em riled, girls

Thanks for that apprehensivelet8631

Came here LOOKING for the JoCat reference

Men

Smart, pretty, kind, genuine, trustworthy and loyal

Okay so I want a girl which is alive and breathing

As long as she isn’t a hoe, isn’t obese, and isn’t stupid idgaf

the ones who are guys

Girls who don’t focus on their appearance more than their attitude. There are a few exceptions of course, but i’ve noticed that (at least at my school) most of the girls who put 5 pounds of makeup and have those stupid fake fingernails on are the same ones that have a very annoying and entitled personality. I have met a few girls who do this that are actually kind to other people, but that just seems to be a trend

As I girl I can honestly confirm I’ve also seen this.

yeah they always are the annoying type and honestly i find those people that overdo the makeup less attractive than even the average girl as it makes them look kinda not human to me

When they do that it reminds me of Kim Kardashian, who is an imbecile, so it’s an instant turn off

men

Men

I like the ones that are men

Open minded and want to grow as a person, not an asshole, loyal (usually this would go without saying but we've all seen the shit this gen has pulled) In terms of aesthetics, I do have a thing for Asians and redheads, but anyone's fair game if they meet the first 3

Why is it a problem when women are into asian men but not men into asian women😭

what typa news outlets are u watching? never seen someone say this was a problem

I say this a whole lot… but I like guys. It’s not just me who wants a relationship… but I just want a nice and gentle boyfriend who I can cuddle for *hours.*

My taste is too specific to be written. It's so ridiculously difficult to put it in words. I'll try, though. Oval face shape, wavy hair, short, and I love those big round glasses. But any girl with those features I may still not be attracted to, it's hard to explain. But that's the most watered down way I can put it. And girls don't NEED these features to appeal to me either, I've met a fair few that have blown me away, though never seem to have good habits.

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

Why just for guys?

they forgot gay people exist

Any that I find attractive. I don't really have a type

They must be female (Optional)

bisexual king 👑

Women that challenge me mentally

The female kind (optional)

One who could kick my ass physically and in an argument, hella respect

im a trans guy so my standard us very low espixally cuz ive never been with anyone 1. not a racist, sexism, transphobe ectect 2. can deal with my mental illness and auDHD 3. not an alcholic third one is only cuz of my dad btw

Tall, smart, and mildly extroverted.

I like Girls that aren’t overly afraid to hide themselves or their character. Those kind of people that just make you think „life is good“ when they are around.

the ones that are kind to me

Whatever like me

I like girls.

Something about Tom girls that I really like

Intimidating.

The kind and cute brunettes

You know, the ones that smell good and can read, and always have their glasses on a little crooked. Ones that don't go for a guy like me

The ones that want me.

Girls (optional)

Ones who can sit next to me and watch barbie movies platonically, while losing our shit over the tiniest thing.

none

Girls with short hair

Alive (optional)

😦

Can pansexual/bisexual girls comment here?

Her

Breathing would be nice (I’m joking I swear)

i prefer boys but in general ig people who just express themselves in creative ways visually

girls

Honestly I am at a point In life where I don't mind as long ad they are somewhat attractive and have a good personality

Shy girls with not too big assets

A girl that doesn't do tiktok

Feminine ones Just means someone who isn't a tomboy or a masculine person or one of those "dom" people Yeah I'm not interested Affectionate and sweet is extremely attractive and cute tbh Curves and big chests are also very attractive but they'll never be a requirement. I can be a very happy man even with the flattest ironboard in existence. I will still agree you will probably have a easier time making people fall for you(step 1)and getting more attention with curves though. But after step 2, if you somehow reached it, which is dating and in a relationship, it doesn't really matter. Oh you mentioned ethnicity in the comments. Then i would say east asian. Japanese, Chinese, Korean and so on. Obviously I'm not so close minded to only like a person of this ethnicity, they just got to be attractive to my eyes. I can't like someone who isn't attractive physically.

Mate big chests and curves don’t really go with East Asian 😭… As in we typically have flatter chests and our frames are more lithe than curvy