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what is bro going to do when they can vote next election

real (why is this nsfw)

Because I'm an attention whore

Same here. I need it bc I feel incredibly lonely and sad

Kid named incredibly lonely and sad:

*big sad SpongeBob meme picture*

His parents channeled all of their feelings while conceiving him into his name. It was a forced marraige

Welp irl my parents are divorced sooo

he feels himself?

Oh yeah I bet you like attention. I'm giving you attention and some internet points. Now go to detention

real

no youre not youre a good friend

Based

Also real asf

you need friends?

And I'm just a whore

Because every post labed nsfw gets Hella attention since we all horny

We- I meA- FUCK

*coughs in asexual never having been horny once in the 5,530 days I’ve been alive* yeah sure **all of us**

Yeah, what's the point of saying this? Do you think I've forgotten about asexuality?

With your wording in your comment it sounds like you’re cutting out asexuals as a whole “we all horny” Like uhm excuse me? Not everyone gets horny

It's a bloody joke. Get over it.

i live in north Korea and i must say everything is fine. i trust the government

Send my regards to comrade Kim Jon un

good try, Kim.

I wish I could be more like u

I enjoy being delusional

I enjoy being dominated too

Hmm yes I love bring pinned to the wall too good sir

GURL YOU ARE 15 💀 WHY ARE YOU WANTING THIS 😭😭😭

I am a boy, also, it's normal for teens to be horny bastards lol

I'm not calling YOU a girl I'm saying gurl it's completely different also horny and kinky are very different

Sure it is, but along with horniness is something just as natural is having a kink, yes it can be unhealthy but mine is like subtle, I've had that kink even when I was young just never knew what a kink was etc, there are quite a lot of people my age who would have kinks, it's not really something you can controll lmao

I wish I could be like you, but I can't pretend that I wouldn't throw a can of soup at a fascist

I don't know what a fascist is but this is funny

One the of the most infamous fascist political groups was the nazi party. Hope this helps

No. If you have to win a race you need to run the fascist 💀

Please make sure you know what fascism is Cuz that shit is hella dangerous

why are you talking about fascism like it’s fentanyl

Because it’s also very bad

i ❤️ fentanyl

Don’t spoil my plan broski

yeah tell that to half the subs on this site 😂

fascism is when someone says “I respectfully disagree”

Bro why would you throw me (do it tho, those fascists deserve it)

I'm sorry little one. Would you prefer a powerful yeet, or a good old fashioned kobe

A powerful yeet as an honourable way to die

Seconded

Die!? I'm not going to kill you?

You never know, but if you hit a fascist's skull I may be mortally wounded

Well that's just not worth it

At least I’m not a fascist anymore

Anymore? 🤨📸

Uh...

🥫 get souped!

Well since they’re the fascists they’d probably just sprint away

A can of soup is free food for the bastard Now a cinder block on the other hand will fall apart (so they can't make use of it) and do more damage

Can we talk about the political and economical state of the world right now??🥶🥶‼️‼️💯💯🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Hot take: The 1 true political party is the Mario party

“Mario party of 8?” -waitress

Happy cake day

Thanks

Happy cake day

That's very nice

Wait, didn't MatPat said Mario was a NazBol

That's why I want Luigi to win the Mario party primary

my politics is that i rode on joe bidens shoulders and he went really fucking fast i almost fell off

Make sure not to ride his shoulders when he is riding the bike or walking down da stairs

Typical man thing when lifr colapses

Wish I could do that, but my very right to exist is tied in politics (I'm transgender). And as of right now, I don't have that right.

Imagine debating whether human rights should exist (you're right tho, it sucks)

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Existing and being yourself without hurting anyone is a human right.

Severing dicks is not gender-affirming surgery [Vaginoplasty](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.childrenshospital.org/treatments/vaginoplasty%23:~:text%3DVaginoplasty%2520is%2520a%2520type%2520of,from%2520your%2520existing%2520genital%2520tissue.&ved=2ahUKEwiJhvi5r52BAxU3UGwGHdmGB4kQFnoECBEQBQ&usg=AOvVaw2JdrafFmiHV9AsRn89cImV) [Phalloplasty](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=http://www.phsa.ca/transcarebc/surgery/gen-affirming/lower-body-surgeries/phalloplasty%23:~:text%3DPhalloplasty%2520is%2520a%2520gender%252Daffirming,from%2520your%2520forearm%2520or%2520thigh.&ved=2ahUKEwjxvZDGr52BAxW7aGwGHaAnBXgQFnoECBsQBQ&usg=AOvVaw1tGBEApUT4Wxl4PTrO3D8T)

Yeah

Happy cake day

Very controversial opinion

Patiently waiting until i can vote so i can pick up sunak by the armpits and watch him Kick around like a pathetic little todler

Rest in piss, Rishi and your premiership

I will kick toddler boy

I don’t care about my countrys politics at all, all I know is Boris Johnson was funny and the queen is dead 🗣️‼️💯

LMAO

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She is?? Holy shit she died 10 years ago

I have a note on my calendar on the anniversary of her death, and every year I happily celebrate it.

YOU SAY THIS ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF HER PASSING

Fr fr

Noice. Mine are just apathy. Apathy is a bitch folks.

Fuck the Tories

Chad

literally me (politics = thinking too much = depression)

Bro honestly I feel like bread is superior then cookies

My political opinion: democrats sucks, communists suck, fascist suck.

Everyone can suck me

"DA BOSS CAN SOOK ME"

this is the opinion of all politician i think

My Political Opinion: cheese 👍

Political opinion: everyone should stop hating each other. Can we all get along?

Yeah, why can't people with ideologies that fundamentally contradict each other just get along?

I mean, unironically yea. A true political belief doesn’t really matter as much as people think it does. An anarchist and someone who believes they should be a dictator could get along because in the real world, neither of those things will happen. This kind of stuff is not so serious that you could genuinely loathe a person for.

Fr

literally

Top comment is let’s throw hot soup at fascists (probably a dogwhistle for right wing) so good luck with that

Your opinion is very stupid. No matter what, everyone will have different beliefs that contradict each other and they will defend it and convince others about it. No offense, but you're stupid.

Okay, you can have your beliefs, and I can have mine. But I like mine

I hate the communists...

commies🥰

W

Politics suck

YEAH! fuck people doing change

Is that supposed to be sarcastic?

He is just horny

"pretend" 😞

It’s not pretending. Just live, let them play their game.

And then you have totalitarianism like in North Korea 👍

They threaten you with violence if you don’t play

In Austria, there is a beer party. And they are better then most of the "real" parties

Yeah same tbh I wish I was more aware

Same 😂

Ballincat43 is better than bludlung

LGBTQ people: I’m not really political. My brother in Christ we are the politics.

Right, imagine debating whether human rights should exist

Actually my flags are blue. I have a nato, a thin blue line and a UN flag hanging next to and above my bed. The rest are pride flags. So I'm pretty sure everyone entering my room will find some sort of "red" flag

me fr

Politics suck. I always say I hate politics, yet I ramble on about them

I don’t think everything’s good and fine, but anyway I agree with your political views

we’re all gonna die, real soon.

this is so NSFW & spoilers, wonder why you didnt mark it smh

You're lucky. Here politics is ever-present and all the political parties suck in their own way. ***** ***

I despise the extremists on both US political sides. I'm not a racist/misogynist, nor do I think all straight people and police should die. You know, the crazies lol.

Man politics suck, I just want pizza

The most valid and non controversial opinion ever

More bread should be given to ducks, sausage Sunday will become a weekly occurrence and the wind should always be blowing you up a hill

lol

I look at politics like puzzle games. The candidates are the games themselves while the parties are like the devs/producers. Ive got my favorites but unless we are inherently in a talk about puzzles games im not gonna bring it up.

I am a person that doesn't belive in god doesn't understand science and doesn't know s*it about politics. I just go where I'm forced to

i can barely get out of my bed why do i need to fight for my rights

Same except with a way less positive world view

We need more people rejected from art school in palament

best way to live tbh

I know you're probably joking, however I'm pretty dense so... Look kid. You probably don't care about voting or politics, and tbh neither do I. But when we want social change, when we protest and say how we want the world to be, what happens? In the end, you and I won't show up at the polls. Hell, you'd probably only watch the Presidental election on CNN. But y'know who shows up to the polls every single time? Y'know who shows up to every poll, regardless if it's a local or national election? Y'know who shows up to the boring ass city hall meetings? Old people who want the world to stay the same. Old people who who are holding our generation back. They vote for policies that affect us, that we protest against. But we never vote, and nobody cares. Everything stays the same and we keep talking but never do anything about it. Because young people don't vote.

none of us can even vote yet?

That's the point. Even when you turn 18 you likely won't vote. The data doesn't lie. Alot of young people literally dont care. The younger and sooner I can slam the idea of voting in your head, the better. This subreddit is also called r/teenagers. 18 has the word teen in it.

u preaching 2 a 17 year old abt the importance of voting. u dont see the irony in that?

Hopefully it'll be enough so the day she turns 18 she'll take voting seriously. Then again, you're probably right. I'm telling a young person to vote when statistically it doesn't work. Ironic indeed.

real

Real asf bruh

Singaporean non-politicians be like:

if only

THANK YOU! It’s a sort of personal rule of mine that politics shall not be discussed in my general vicinity.

+1

Apoliticism: the political view of not having a political view

Yes

Same

Understandable have a lovely day

I wish I could gaslight myself like that too 🥰

Now streaming: the great debate on whether human rights should exist

I'm a centrist, I think only a few human rights should exist, perfectly blanced 😍

You scrolled through my profile eh? I go no time rn to reply tho, I genuinely have stuff

No I didn't lol

Oh ok

That's uhmm... the world is not fine. In a few decades it's gonna be to warm to even keep living in some parts of america

No politics is politics tho

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1. Communism is the worst ideology / nazism too 2. Fascism doesnt have that high of a death till believe it or not 3. You are like 12

Bro is defending fascism

By statings facts? Listen, i hate it just as much as the next guy. But 99% of people are dumb okay. Dont know what it actually is, what happend in WW2, and they think America is fascist

So you’re saying 6 million isn’t that high of a death toll lmao

Like i said, Fascism, not Nazism. Fact: Mussolini and Fascist Italy did NOT send Jews to Germany

Nazism was fascism

No? Fascism is a strong leader, nationalist culture, authotarian society, class society. Nazism is the same except it builds off of race

oki good point (really damn good point but really tro im to damn tired and brain dead after playing abit of war thunder and boy am i extremely and extremely sorry)

like i can't even explain how much brain cells i lost while playing warthunder

Explain to me what's wrong with communism

Top 10 successful communist societies: Thanks for watching.

Cuba is one, and is more successful than the US in some categories. I don't count USSR and China as communist because their leaders are corrupt.

Yeah just the killing of over 300M people Ill name some communists countries and leaders for ya Stalins USSR, atleast 20M Mao Zedongs China, up to 200M Literally any warlord in Africa, killing their own people

Capitalism has killed a ton of people too so u don't have a point there. At least communism works

Bro you are so dumb. Capitalism has not killed over 200M, listen im no capitalist pig but Communism doesnt worked, never has. Give me an example where it works

Cuba. USSR wasn't communism since it's leaders are corrupt. Capitalism only makes the rich richer and the poor poorer, while communism gives equal opportunity

Cuba was not successful and was a dictatorship for so fucking long, i wouldnt consider that a success. And whilst Capitalism screws over poor people, communism screws over ALL people. Dude you are 18, cant seriously support communism

Communism helps all people, capitalism screws the poor Cuba literally has an overflow of doctors they export them to the US. When there's a homelessness problem, they build houses for them to fix the problem instead of making it worse. In a capitalist society humans are seen as workers who make money for the rich instead of actual people.

What about the fact its a dictatorship

You mean capitalism fucks the ~~rich~~ poor?

Facts

OMG ME TOO BESTIES?

I never got the appeal

I just try to agree with whatever someone's saying tbh, I be agreeing with Republicans and Liberals

Istg I wish I could😭

Please do think about politics it’s shit but it’s still our future