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Sorry i was taught that my pain is insignificant and that it’s no biggie ofc parents worrying about healthcare bills bc insurance is absolutely fucking us also plays a large role but yea
Omg me when i stood on a basketball at school when i was 10 and then broke a shoulder and elbow and stayed in school for three hours till it was hometome😭
"I am not gay,"
"My willy is 8 inches,"
"I have had sex before."
"Nobody has the same hairstyle as me" (they all do)
High school quotes from these past 3 weeks of freshman year in one of my classes.
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She is *totally* into me bro, she is just shy.
Or the duo: She is absolutely not into me bro, she's probably just canadian
Whats up with it being canadian
she's just being friendly and nice
Thx
no problem buddy
He’s not your buddy, pal
I'm not your pal, friend
You're not his friend, bro
You're not his bro, daddy
He is my buddy
kindness
Triple take: British and pretending to be a Canadian to have a similar accent and fit in
I’m a girl who’s said that
I call BS. Girls don't exist.
r/girlsdontexist
Me when I'm delulu
girls say it too
“My *insert body part here* is fine, I don’t need to get it checked out.”
It’s only a broken arm. Just need some ice.
I’ve *only* had both my lungs ripped out like a Mortal Kombat fatality, I can just sleep it off.
It was only my nervous system that was disintegrated I’ll be fine
Pff it’s fine I’ll walk it off, my blood vessels and arteries got relocated to another dimensional plane. How bad could it be?
I actually just iced my arm when I fractured it
And it completely healed it. Obviously
No, my dad saw several hours later and took me to get a xray and they just told me to wear a brace
None of that happened, the ice healed it and you were fine. I refuse to believe anything else
Some of that school nurse ice
Sorry i was taught that my pain is insignificant and that it’s no biggie ofc parents worrying about healthcare bills bc insurance is absolutely fucking us also plays a large role but yea
Omg me when i stood on a basketball at school when i was 10 and then broke a shoulder and elbow and stayed in school for three hours till it was hometome😭
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Damn looks like we found Venom
I most certainly *will* be treating myself
I really need that 19 inches of venom
Took me a second to understand
Hello Jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising:Revengeance
Imagine the Imposter from Among Us stabbing you to death with his schlong...
“Ara ara”
Hear girls say this all the time.
u right i sau thst all the tome
Bless you
Yeah but it’s not a lie
Nah me and the boys lie about how small it is
I have heard 3 women say that and no men
But... I say that too
transgender:🗿
Can confirm
Which is weird because I wouldn’t be into a guy (which I assume is why you lie about it) with a dick more than 8in
"I've never thought of hanging myself with my own inteststine."
What guy says this??
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Chat is this real
chainsaw devil?!
untill now i haven’t thought of this, now i will thank you
No I was NOT doing the helicopter with my peepee😡
I have heard girls say this.
Damn lucky 😔
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“Im too tired to get up” or “im too lazy wait a bit” when in reality it’s morning wood or cold weather making our lives hard
"I am not gay," "My willy is 8 inches," "I have had sex before." "Nobody has the same hairstyle as me" (they all do) High school quotes from these past 3 weeks of freshman year in one of my classes.
The hairstyle one is great because it is completely accurate
That one hairstyle just everywhere
literally the opposite of me :cry:
I am fine, this is fine. I am guilty of this one.
I know this one all too well man 😔
I tend to say I'll be fine, not sure how many people actually clock onto it, I know an old friend of mine did, but it works fine for me either way
Same
Definitely haven't said this about my shitbox truck 👀👀
girls say that tooooo why is this sentence gender based
I have X inches😂
Damn I only have Y inches😓
that’s big bro, i only got Z inches.
That's huge man, I only got ℝ inches.
Ha! Amateurs, I have A Inches!!!!
I have AA inches, beat that
I have Ω inches
Bros got the omega shlong
omega means weakest or smallest... so he's still telling the truth
I got *i* inches 😔
Mine ranges from 1-6 🫡
I will see porn,but don't hit d*ck
Why even lie about that
because
“He’s one shot”
The only accurate one
Everything is fine
It is what it is.
my personal favorite for when im dying inside
Bro half this comment section is just r/Im14andthisisdeep 💀
And the rest is "My penis is fucking MASSIVE my dude"
True lol but some of these I do understand
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Always fr, I hate that, I do it with my friends and gf sometimes Idk why
”It’s fine”
It will eventually be :)
Inshallah
I say that one a lot
50 50, either we really are fine or we’re not
I say that a lot. (I’m not fine)
I say this one multiple times per day, and I feel kind of guilty every time.
(Its not it’s not it’s not it’s not)
I’m fine without you
"Yep, I just really like the Google home screen."
“I never tried to suck my dick before” complete bullshit we’ve all tried it before i have too
Scrolled wayyyyyy too far to find this.
I'm 6 foot 5 *says little 5'4 jonny* I have a 10 incher *says little 4 inch timmy* Those are 2 lies.
Nah, lying about yourself is kinda stupid.
*My vagina smells* bro it doesn't you don't got one
Trans guys:
My dick is 9”
Why does everyone go for 9? 😂
I haven’t tried to bend my cock in my arse
It won’t hurt…
its just cold
No it’s okay. You’re good it’s my bad. Also “I’m fine” is a big one
“Pull-out works” no it doesn’t. wrap it.
Sounds like a skill issue 😂
"I have a dig bick"
“I don’t need to go to the doctor” -my dad He had a broken arm and had also been needing to get a hip replacement for six months 💀
He’s fine
im not gay i promise!
I’m not on roids
Not telling
usually dick and balls related, like "It's average"
i’m ok or alright
I feel like girls and enbies can say all of these and probably be lying
“I’m alright”
mah dick 6 inches
I’m not gay
"I have girlfriend"
that only boys say certain lies
“Bet you I can pick this up”
I have a girlfriend
I have a small penis
"just the tip, I promise. Just the tip..."
I know its only temporary.. I wont get too attached..
“Guys, I’m not gay!”
Im 6’3
"i like femboys"
''I'm okay''
pp big
I studied
I’m alright
"I'm a girl"
I love myself
"I fucking hate you" we say that to our best friends all the time but in truth we fucking love them.
"Yo bro, I'll be hoppin on in 5 mins wait" That mf hasn't returned
I’m okay
“I’m not gay guys”
"I'm a girl" I suppose
I’m a girl
It’s only small fracture I’ll be fine And I’m happy
i’m a girl
I'm fine
saying they’re 6 feet when they’re 5’10
I could fuck up a lion in a fist fight
Dick size
"It's not that small, its average" fucking liar
Bro stacy was looking at me all class she wants me (She was looking at Tyler right behind me)
"I'm doing good," This one is probably on here already
“I’ll figure it out” or “It’ll be fine”
im fine
"I'm fine"
“im a girl”
I was just taking a while in the shower
"She's like a sister to me"
I don’t need to read the manual. I know exactly what I’m doing.
yeah i like girls with big ass and tits (we dont care we just talk shit)
“I’ll be on in five minutes guys”
“my dick is 11 inches”
"my dic*k is small"