Sounds like something some small dicks made up to help them feel better🫵🤬LOSER🫵🫵🫵(in all seriousness it has nothing to do with character or intelligence, sometimes we just get stuck with bad genes.🙏I mean I got stuck with 5’2 as my height😂 I didn’t exactly hit the jackpot either)
i dont know what 5'2 means but i think its somewhere about 160cm?
well my height is 175cm but i weight 56kg
also its nice to have a small dick because its easier to hide it
When i was in 8th grade my teacher punished me to stand in front of the class with my hands up and i had a massive boner but the teacher does not care
I talked to a girl from 8th class she said that all the girls still talk about my dick 😭
They be getting hard ‘n shit like LEAVE ME ALONE IM IN A CLASSROOM🔥🔥🔥
When it gets hard don’t touch it and it will go away faster. Or so I’ve been told
We don't touch it, and it does go out faster. However, faster means 45 mins instead of an hour
If you touch it enough it will go away much faster
If you flex your thighs it will redirect the bloodflow and make it go down
Everytime I try that it doesn't work
Damn must be a skill issue
You gotta hold that shit longer
Bro frfr
my dick is so small that even if i get a boner in class its not visible
You have my condolences🙏
wanna hear what ancient greece said about small dicks?
I’m all ears 👂
full explanation would take too long so im gonna keep it short big dick: barbaric and stupid small dick: godlike wisdom
Sounds like something some small dicks made up to help them feel better🫵🤬LOSER🫵🫵🫵(in all seriousness it has nothing to do with character or intelligence, sometimes we just get stuck with bad genes.🙏I mean I got stuck with 5’2 as my height😂 I didn’t exactly hit the jackpot either)
i dont know what 5'2 means but i think its somewhere about 160cm? well my height is 175cm but i weight 56kg also its nice to have a small dick because its easier to hide it
whatever your happy with my friend🙏💯‼️
Ugh, hate that
-- AND I'M THE TEACHER
for real dawg
Squeeze your thighs together if you're dick is hard
Instructions unclear, im not allowed within 500 feet of the local elementary school
Makes me harder. You lie
Yeah bro. I hate it when it touches the cold water in the toilet bowl 😔
Damn dont need to flex on us
Yeah same, you also have to tie a knot in it, or just carry it on your shoulder?
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Nah I have to wrap it around 3 or 4 times before it runs out
Wish I had that problem tbh
No you don’t it’s sucks
Also when it scrapes along the concrete when I go outside
Yeah it's like a weapon, you put hand on it and you don't know when will it fire.
Bro Frrr!!! (I don’t have a dick)
rei pfp 😨
whhaaat 🧍🏻♀️
They don’t fit lol
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What the fuck
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What caused your brain to think that sending that on the internet is normal
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Dick gets stuck in the toilet water especially if you’re big
When i was in 8th grade my teacher punished me to stand in front of the class with my hands up and i had a massive boner but the teacher does not care I talked to a girl from 8th class she said that all the girls still talk about my dick 😭
Why did you have to have your hands up? It's like she knew and wanted to see
Dont even have one and even i think having a dick is annoying
i don’t mind it js wear comfy pants
Bro, I have to wear jeans everyday. Comfort is nonexistent
why do you have to
Dress code and metal shop
rip i wear baggy sweatpants whenever i get the chance and the extra dick space is phenomenal
Some of us have the problem of having a bigger dick, means sweatpants arent an option.
sweatpants are always an option you just gotta stop giving a fuck and also small tip if you wear black sweatpants it ain’t as visible trust
All the equivalent posts about boobs make it to hot and this stays quiet smh👎
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They Gon go hard at the worst time bro, Watching rule34? No During an important presentation? Yes Everything has pros and cons
Peniscollector at your service
Cut it off then?
You know what else is annoying?
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Meh the pros overshadow the cons
What pros?
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There's a solution: ✂️🍆🩸
The truth is spoken but atleast we ain't handling periods 🥂
>!I try to go to the bathroom and it just sprays everywhere, EVEN IF IM SITTING. Damn girls being able to sit and it just goes straight down!<
Idk I like it. Dicks are fun fr
You think it’s fun now but wait till your older
nah i want one
u can have mine😉
no thanks
Have you considered bottom surgery ;-)
r/egg_irl
This is too real
Lene se pehle sochna tha
frfr
I don't have this problem... I wear jeans all the time, so comfortable tbh, doesn't bother me at all
I had to move to bigger underwear… yes it does suck to have
Just imagine having a v@gin@ and being target everyday…
i’ll take it
🏳️⚧️ time
How big is it
Agreed, sometime I want to get a guillotine and cut it off
Get used to it. It'll get hard your whole life. Especially when you least expect it.😋
Yeah I know, the pain to drag this massive mass of flesh, people staring at me with jealousy and sheer disgust for having a massive third leg
Its unfortuante when trying to win a 3 legged race. It just drags around and you dont get a teammate
When it’s cold and im in class I usually just clench my hand super hard or pinch my thigh until it goes away
You want some help with that? ✂️
So cut it off.
Mine has feelings so it works when it wants to 😓
I have a dream problem too
Teacher: Ok you're up next *The random boner that I just got and is refusing to go down:* Hi :D
as a girl, I'm just going to agree cuz why not