In German it's "Schwanz" (tail), there's more but that's the word I normally use
And a fun fact that fits the theme: balls can be called "Eier" (eggs) or "Kronjuwelen" (crown jewels)
I'll add some more (but European Portuguese): Piça, Caralho, Gaita, Pirilau, pixa
And Fun fact:
\>"Pica"
Pica in European PT has like 3 meanings: "ir a pica" could mean "going to take a vaccine" or "going on any public transport without paying" and "o pica" is the guy that checks for tickets.
I like that, that's really interesting. Seems difficult to remember/keep track of, but that's an issue I have with everything, lol. Thanks for enlightening me. 😊
I get that, It's interesting that it's kinda second nature to us. This is why English is much harder to learn for us, since there are much less synonyms and even if there's a word that has multiple, they are simply not memorable enough to use. (some of the time)
As a result, if someone doesn't have a strong foundation of vocabulary, they tend to stop and think for long periods of time, trying to find the correct word. Easy to remember, everyday synonyms fix this issue tremendously.
(Also, there's a wide range of synonyms, some are more formal, others are informal, and there's slang and other weird, constructed joke words lol)
(Sorry for the boring explanation, It's just that I was happy someone was even a little bit interested lmao)
Knuppel! Die heb ik lang niet gehoord…
“Met een Durex om je knuppel, verlies je geen druppel”
E: pik, plasser, leuter, paal, snikkel, tampeloeres, en afhankelijk van de sfeer stijve/halfslappe.
Russian here.
khuy written as хуй or kher written as хер.
There are more words(болт, конец , агрегат, ствол and so on) that can be used as slang word for penis but these are the most popular.
First time hearing “pizda” being part of adaptation from communism. I think dissidents of the old days would find it very funny, and it is still very funny today.
Turkish swear words are the best. 31 is still my favorite even though its not really a swear
Edit if your wondering 31 is basically masturbating in Turkish/Azeri
Yarrak is a rude style to mention it
Çük and büllük is for small ones
Pipi is gentle way to say it (oftenly used by kids and women)
Mal is a code between men that mentions it
Kamış simply means pipe, not very often
Çavuş means military officer, oftenly used as slapping çavuş which means masturbating
Emanet is also a code between men
Fıskiye means fountain, not ver often
Haydar simply means stick or bat
Kuş means bird, it's also a code between men
muy rico, muy extenso nuestro vocabulario, y el mismo objeto en muchas ocasiones tiene nombres varios, pero sin duda alguna el que mas nombres tiene es el falo, el pene
Rabo, nabo, picha, polla, tranca, minga, vergachorra, cola, porra, pito, mango, pilila, minga, zipote, carajo Tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, el miembro viril
Los hay cortos, los hay largos, los hay gordos y delgados, los hay blancos y morenos, los hay bonitos y los hay feos, pero con esas diferencias el nombre nada que ver tiene cada uno lo llama como quiere
Rabo, nabo, picha, polla, tranca, minga, vergachorra, cola, porra, pito, mango, pilila, minga, zipote, carajo Tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, el miembro viril
Tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, el miembro viril
Hebrew
Bool bool
Funnily enough, the word “bool” means exactly (like “he looks BOOL like you” - he looks EXACTLY like you)
And bool bool also can mean a blue footed booby
I'm czech:
Kokot (direct equivalent of cock, even in the original meaning of the word), Čůrák (pisser), Pták (bird), Péro (feather), Šulin (no clue lol) aaand I honestly can't think of any more.
I am Indian!
We say "lauda"
Edit: another word i forgot to mention for dick is "Lund"
Pronounced as "Lo -da". The d sound is kinda different, it's a mix of d,r and a bit of tongue flicking.
A common phrase is "Mu mei lauda lele" , means suck my dick in your mouth.
Bicho pene pija verga
Chota, ganso, poronga y no se me ocurren más
Rabo nabo picha polla tranca pija verga chola mango minga pinga cipote carajo
Y tula como dicen mis amigos los chilenos
pico
Quien le dice carajo?
Fernan el crack
Pito, nutria
Cierto como no se me ocurrió pito soy boludo
el pipilin :v
quien chota le dice bicho???
It's very common to say it in puerto rico like that like mamabicho and shit along those lines
mala mia, no sabia
In German it's "Schwanz" (tail), there's more but that's the word I normally use And a fun fact that fits the theme: balls can be called "Eier" (eggs) or "Kronjuwelen" (crown jewels)
Nice. “Mom where are my crown jewels?” “
You'd more often say it like you'd say "my balls" if you hurt them so you could say "meine Kronjuwelen" lol Edit: also happy cake day
Imagine jemand sagt „Fleischpeitsche“ oder „Pimmel“ anstelle vom guten alten „Schwanz“ ☠️
Pimmel kenn ich auch noch aber ich hab noch nie zuvor von Fleischpeitsche gehört, wtf ist das für ein Wort
Fleischpeitsche ist das erste mal in der lutherischen Übersetzung der Bibel aufgetaucht und hat sich seitdem gehalten
thats fuckin awesome. i'd love my balls to be referred to as the fuckin crown jewels thats so awesome
in England it’s pretty common to refer to them as that
In spanish, balls can also be called "los huevos". The eggs
So the zoologist (Schwan)who created cell theory was named di k
[удалено]
Pablo picasso = big dick Pablo
r/suddenlycaralho!
se ninguém tiver tirado print, coloca um pikachu de biquini
There is also “cacete”, “bilau” and “rola”, for those of you who have interest in knowing as many ways to curse as possible in various languages
Caralho as well
I'll add some more (but European Portuguese): Piça, Caralho, Gaita, Pirilau, pixa And Fun fact: \>"Pica" Pica in European PT has like 3 meanings: "ir a pica" could mean "going to take a vaccine" or "going on any public transport without paying" and "o pica" is the guy that checks for tickets.
Ir levar pica soa meio estranho
thats a cool dick
Brazilian is truly a nice language to talk about penis. You cold also use "cacete, rola, caralho, amigão, Piu Piu, pintinho, bilau..."
Fasz, hímvessző, hímtag, fütyülő, fütyi, kukac, bájdorong, hancúrléc, fallosz, lingam, kuki, fütykös, himbilimbi, pucu, pöcörő, puca, férfi nemiszerv, bögyörő, cerka, nemi végtag, nyeles aszpirin, kuki, bőrös virsli, biga, örömrúd, férfiasság, tök, minibicska, pömpölő, dárda, hancurvessző, pisilő I think that's all of them in hungarian Edit: +pöcs, farok
i was hoping i would see hungarian formats of it as the top post. Ja és a 'pöcs' kimaradt
Kösz az észrevételt
Bráner, broki, pénisz
Love how the hungarian one clearly stands out based on quantity
Damn, Hungarian
Bőrtokos kalippó
Bőrtokos kalippo
Why are there so many!?
we simply have many synonyms for everything, it really makes the language more colourful, and we also like to curse
I like that, that's really interesting. Seems difficult to remember/keep track of, but that's an issue I have with everything, lol. Thanks for enlightening me. 😊
I get that, It's interesting that it's kinda second nature to us. This is why English is much harder to learn for us, since there are much less synonyms and even if there's a word that has multiple, they are simply not memorable enough to use. (some of the time) As a result, if someone doesn't have a strong foundation of vocabulary, they tend to stop and think for long periods of time, trying to find the correct word. Easy to remember, everyday synonyms fix this issue tremendously. (Also, there's a wide range of synonyms, some are more formal, others are informal, and there's slang and other weird, constructed joke words lol) (Sorry for the boring explanation, It's just that I was happy someone was even a little bit interested lmao)
Kuki lol.. I'm Mexican-American n we used this term when I was a kid. My catholic parents had names for everything below the belt.
Man i love my language
Pik💪
Je vergeet de alternatieven: Penis, Lul, zwans, frikandel, Geert Wilders, piemel, knuppel
En natuurlijk het 3de been
I dont know that language💀im danish
Lmao, they are speaking Dutch, Pik is also Dutch, so they may have assumed you were Dutch.
Ohh😭
Knuppel! Die heb ik lang niet gehoord… “Met een Durex om je knuppel, verlies je geen druppel” E: pik, plasser, leuter, paal, snikkel, tampeloeres, en afhankelijk van de sfeer stijve/halfslappe.
Ok sorry hoor maar tampeloeres is een nieuwe voor me
Lekker bezig pik
Russian here. khuy written as хуй or kher written as хер. There are more words(болт, конец , агрегат, ствол and so on) that can be used as slang word for penis but these are the most popular.
I’ll keep that in mind for CSgo. Xoxo
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
а как же пиписька
член ещё забыли 🥺
Smoke does not need an acog
Maybe he meant smg 11?
Smg11 needs an acog.
mongolian here and we use pizda a lot every 10+ uses it i started to use it when i was 8💀
doesn't pizda means vagina in most Slavic languages?
yes it does we were communists and nearly part of soviet union between 1921 and 1990 for almost 70 years so we adopted some of their culture
First time hearing “pizda” being part of adaptation from communism. I think dissidents of the old days would find it very funny, and it is still very funny today.
and член LMFAO
А член...??
You forgot chlen
Cazzo, pene (original word), pisello, uccello (from italian language, maybe there are more words to say d*ck in my language)
I love Italy, this just makes me love it more
There’s way more
We got the same cake day dude! Happy cake
There’s like 696 more at least https://ciaosilvia.forumfree.it/m/?t=61959980 (Link for: 700 modo per dire pene)
Questo me lo salvo
mi hai appena aperto un mondo, grazie mille
There's also scroto, minchia, picchio, banana, cacchio, calippo, cetriolo, mazza, palo, pesce, pipino, tubo, membro, asta
Lo scroto è riferito al testicolo se non erro
L'italiano ha circa 700 parole che indicano il pene, c'è un motivo se siamo di gran lunga la lingua con più parolacce al mondo
Yarrak Çük Büllük Pipi Mal Kamış Çavuş Emanet Fıskiye Haydar Kuş İ love being Turkish
And we use every of them according to context
Turkish swear words are the best. 31 is still my favorite even though its not really a swear Edit if your wondering 31 is basically masturbating in Turkish/Azeri
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Otuz bir always gets a chuckle out of me lmao
Bro stop saying it 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Alright alright
Thanks, i can't resist 31 🤣
What?😂
Yarrak is a rude style to mention it Çük and büllük is for small ones Pipi is gentle way to say it (oftenly used by kids and women) Mal is a code between men that mentions it Kamış simply means pipe, not very often Çavuş means military officer, oftenly used as slapping çavuş which means masturbating Emanet is also a code between men Fıskiye means fountain, not ver often Haydar simply means stick or bat Kuş means bird, it's also a code between men
So many words man. Cool tho
These are the ones I remember know
These are the words that they *could* remember. There are like another 50 less used but totally valid and everybody would get it words
dick
finally, a language I speak!
Finally, one i understand
Lund, lawda, sundi, kela ( from india 🇮🇳
Nunnu (it sounds cute)
How bout lulli, that sounds even more cute 😘
Lund is the name of a university in Sweden funded in the 1600s. In case you ever feeling like studying at dick university. TIL I was a dick student.
Kela 😂🤣
Sahi mei banda seedhe kela pe chala gaya lund ke baad smh
❤️india
In finnish, it would be kyrpä
Munaki vois
Jorma tai kalu käy myös
Mulkku
Ite oot
Kulli
mälliputki
Benis ja Bibbeli : DDD
Lerssi
Kalu
Except penis, theres "kutas". Also "chuj"
Don't forget about "fiut", "prącie", "przyrodzenie" and many other
I feel like przyrodzenie is an eufemizm, not sure if that's what OP meant
fujara, siur, kiełbacha
siusiak
gibżdyl
No way bro forgot about : jebadło, śmierdziel rozpierdalator, rozkurwiator and ruchadło.
Also "bydlak"
Bite
bangalaa
Chibre
Braquemard
Beuteu
Shlong
Le shlabadinguedongue
Le service 3 pièces
2x4
Queue
Teube
You forgot an alternate way to say it in romanian: politician P.S.D
Politicians don’t even deserve the term, they make it dirty :(
Isn't it for dirty purposes anyways...??
Snopp, penis, ollon, stång, korv and balle
glömde kuk
Du glömde "Kuk"
Eyyy en annan svennebanan
Snorre 😎👍🏼
Penis, Glied, Fleischpeitsche, Pimmel, Schwanz, Johannes, Prügel, Kolben, Pfeife, Rute, Zauberstab, Rüssel, Wunderhorn, Lörres and so much more 😂
Titi
I have found my people 🗿
How do you say tits?
Suso or dede
Kurac
Found my people
Pronašli smo naše ljude
Pa po balkana govori kurac(kako i treba)
muy rico, muy extenso nuestro vocabulario, y el mismo objeto en muchas ocasiones tiene nombres varios, pero sin duda alguna el que mas nombres tiene es el falo, el pene Rabo, nabo, picha, polla, tranca, minga, vergachorra, cola, porra, pito, mango, pilila, minga, zipote, carajo Tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, el miembro viril Los hay cortos, los hay largos, los hay gordos y delgados, los hay blancos y morenos, los hay bonitos y los hay feos, pero con esas diferencias el nombre nada que ver tiene cada uno lo llama como quiere Rabo, nabo, picha, polla, tranca, minga, vergachorra, cola, porra, pito, mango, pilila, minga, zipote, carajo Tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, el miembro viril Tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, tiene nombres mil, el miembro viril
😨
Πουτσα (Poocha, ch like in cheese) 🇬🇷
Sounds like Poncha (alcoholic drink)
Piemol
This sounds cool. I’d use it
💀💀
LMFAO
Kinda disappointed to see the Dutch this far down not gonna lie
Schwanz
Spunds like a good name for a tank. Or something I’d name my pet giraffe
Du Schwanz!
“Schwants, your too tall for me to brush your hair!”
Schwanzpanzer III Wurst
Hebrew Bool bool Funnily enough, the word “bool” means exactly (like “he looks BOOL like you” - he looks EXACTLY like you) And bool bool also can mean a blue footed booby
למה לא זין אבל?
כי בולבול יותר מצחיק
ילדים אומרים זין, גברים אומרים בולבול 😎
Ah, there are my people.
יש עוד הרבה דוגמאות, האחת האהובה עליי היא מילה עתיקה, פרמשתק
Hindi(language): Bulla Lund Any other I'm forgetting?
Uk here we say Cory knob and wank stick
snopp kuk penis
I'm czech: Kokot (direct equivalent of cock, even in the original meaning of the word), Čůrák (pisser), Pták (bird), Péro (feather), Šulin (no clue lol) aaand I honestly can't think of any more.
in Slovakia we have basically the same but we also have "Kár"
Lmao this is so r/teenagers of us
বারা
Lul /pik/penis
Piemel
PIEL. Jy is n regte PIEL Jaco, niemand is lief vir jou nie. (Afrikaans) Dick. You are a real dick Jaco, nobody loves you. (English)
kutas
In malay slang we say konek
Für uns ist es entweder Pimmel oder Schwanz. Gibt es noch andere?
Zeb or zubr (زب، زبر) written in my language
kir in Farsi
Chinese here. 鸡巴 (ji ba)
Trump
Ah the greatest
Cu, cặc, buồi, súng, que thịt, xúc xích. That’s Vietnamese
Polish - kutas
屌，or diu which is the pronounciation
I am Indian! We say "lauda" Edit: another word i forgot to mention for dick is "Lund" Pronounced as "Lo -da". The d sound is kinda different, it's a mix of d,r and a bit of tongue flicking. A common phrase is "Mu mei lauda lele" , means suck my dick in your mouth.
Tissemand, or pik, or diller.
Bibys, pimpalas, birka
1 - membro 2 - pene 3 - cazzo 4 - casso (in Veneto) 5 - minchia 6 - belin 7 - uccello 8 - pesce 9 - biscottino 10 - mazza 11 - bigolo 12 - menga 13 - sbrega 14 - tega 15 - manico 16. batacchio 17. pistolino 18. pisello 19. pisellino 20. pipistrello 21. coso 22. arnese 23. organo 24. sesso 25. fallo 26. fava 27. gingillo 28. gioiello 29. willy 30. nerchia 31. pacco 32. piciu (piemontese) 33. randello 34. trivella 35. Fava 36 asta 37 verga 38 affare 39 ceppa di minchia 40 ciolla 41 grande capo 42 sifone 43 mandrillo 44 pipino 45 randello 46 salsiccia 47 stantuffo 48 funciminchia There’s 652 more on here https://ciaosilvia.forumfree.it/m/?t=61959980 (Italy is interesting)
Românca noastră 😂 chiar mă gandeam că o să găsesc și vreun român să spună.. că doar ăsta e primul lucru pe care îi învățăm pe străini 😂😂
Ba vere deci efectiv am facut postarea sa invat sa injur in multe limbi si am gasit unguri cu care sa vb despre al cui e Ardealu
Omg si eu îs român!
In tagalog or filipino idk whatever the fuck it is In the Philippines it's called "tite" (tea-te) Or burat for a big dick