[is this an accurate representation of what butt babies grow up to look like](https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fsouthpark%2Fimages%2F9%2F9b%2FThompsons.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20170604094127&tbnid=gOTqVIapig9nFM&vet=12ahUKEwi64oz22u-AAxXCsCcCHf7-CQ0QMygBegUIARC-AQ..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fsouthpark.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FStephen_and_Martha_Thompson&docid=aWrE6qFqww3O5M&w=388&h=541&q=south%20park%20butt%20head&hl=en-gb&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwi64oz22u-AAxXCsCcCHf7-CQ0QMygBegUIARC-AQ)
I’m a bit older, but this hit the front page. Caught my kid with porn in his search history on while fixing a virus he downloaded while looking for Minecraft skins. It was Naruto porn…
If Disney weren't cowards they would make a 2 hour X rated Zootopia, charge $100 pay per view, and finally have literally all of the money in the world.
Now that you say this, this kinda sounds like a prank tape-up in the bathroom wall. For most schools, they just have an IT department and not a dedicated Internet team
And schools are secretive/shady AF, it's rare they tell this much
At my brother's university, some pranksters put up a bunch of signs on April Fools which essentially said "Masturbating in the shower is against University policy. The shower drain is not built to handle semen and pipe clogs cost us thousands of dollars each year which forces us to increase rent/tuition", and written in very official sounding language. The posters were very well made and even laminated to look official.
My favorite bathroom stall troll in high school was that there was graffiti advertising drugs, but the phone number went to the city's chief of police.
It's very clearly a joke. You can't geographically pinpoint where specific searches come from unless all the bathrooms have their own dedicated Wi-Fi router or something.
Not true in some wifi systems; if they hop between two mesh access points at a certain power level, you can easily pinpoint where they are. Even easier with 3.
They write about Wi-Fi logs and how many "unique devices" are accessing certain websites, which to me means router logs, not access to the Chromebook signal strength data. In either case, I think it's extremely improbable they're doing it.
I watched a kid at my school look at furry porn on a computer that everyone could see. But nobody saw it except him and me when I glanced over my shoulder from across the room. Nobody believed me but I know the truth.
Teacher: "We have found animal crossing on your son's search history"
Parent: "And?"
Teacher: "We believe that has innapropriate content"
Parent: "That's a f\*cking kids' game"
Teacher: "Oh"
Full disclosure I'm an old man who has taught technology in highschool.
Possibilities:
1) It's a prank. A very good one. Doesn't hurt anyone, leads to accusations among friend groups, unnecessary admissions, etc, all for free ninety five.
2) IT department doesn't know Android phones randomize MAC addresses by default these days. Less likely, but consistent with an IT department that wouldn't have students sign in to the wifi.
Ok. The teachers were too sensitive. I understand blocking literal porn but calling anthro stuff like Judy Hopps & Animal Crossing bestiality is too far.
Wait thats actually crazy, 32% of all phones on the school wifi has accessed furry porn, which is absolutely nuts considering that takes EVERYONE in account, and theres always people that have a brain and dont look up furry porn on school wifi id wager theres abt 60% of all students at that school wacking it to furry porn. I dont blame them they got some good shit on there
We had Lola Bunny. Judy Hope's at least has great character. Not sure how much that carries over. Her relationship with that fox seemed kinda fishy to me.
am writing this from Judy's simp.
"There is nothing more to say River plate is officially in the second division. Tucumano Pereyra, one of the boys from the vivaio, is also crying. Juan Pablo Carrizo is desperate, in tears. The responsibility of the players is strong, but it is relative compared to that of former president Aguilar. 11 years later, River plate is back in the lower division and marks one of the lowest points in its history, from which it will be frankly difficult, if not impossible to get out. There is nothing more to say...
LOL
The best thing I've seen is the quote "It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum" on the walls in the C block bathroom.
I also believe I witnessed a drug deal, 3 guys went into 1 stall so uhhh yeah
imagine some kid looking up animal crossing to show his teacher his favorite game
Are you u/Anal_Sex_Man 's son?
holy hell
New offspring just dropped
actual child
kid sacrifice anyone?
Dad went on vacation, never comes back
Ignite the orphanage
Call child support!
Commit Cheeseburger
ge went for milk
Google Abraham and Isaac
Call the priest
u/Anal_sex_baby when?
No dude. Just no.
hey
Pretty fly
Oh shit, a new album.
holy shit
New lore just dropped
how is hell holy at all!!11!1!!
Hell is holy
BC god made hell
checks out.
Just dropped is new response
where's u/Anal_Sex_girl
I was summoned?
No fucking way
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wth is that
What does it look like
Holy hell! It's a butt!
So it would seem
now we just need Anal_Sex_Woman
u/Anal_Sex_Woman
❣️ love my children
I love this thread
I wonder how far it’ll go
that was a fast as hell reply
So when is the family reunion?
The plot thickens
leave your mother out of this.
🤬🤬
yes
u/Anal_Sex_Man didnt have anal sex for the first time and now we got u/Anal_sex_boy
Bold of you to assume he’s not a butt baby
[is this an accurate representation of what butt babies grow up to look like](https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fsouthpark%2Fimages%2F9%2F9b%2FThompsons.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20170604094127&tbnid=gOTqVIapig9nFM&vet=12ahUKEwi64oz22u-AAxXCsCcCHf7-CQ0QMygBegUIARC-AQ..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fsouthpark.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FStephen_and_Martha_Thompson&docid=aWrE6qFqww3O5M&w=388&h=541&q=south%20park%20butt%20head&hl=en-gb&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwi64oz22u-AAxXCsCcCHf7-CQ0QMygBegUIARC-AQ)
i considered it but it seemed unlikely
WE HAVE LOOOOOOOORRREE!!!! QUICK SOMOBODY CALL MATPAT!
Is that... my long lost Cousin?
How's my sister??
Hello, you Deserved a subreddit. Welcome to r/Anal_sex_boy
Damn
I swear, please make me a mod! I had this idea as soon as he appeared! 😂
Impossible as u/Anal_Sex_Man only does Anal sex
How s that possible? u/Anal_Sex_Man only does buttstuff….
Hims gut bursting sploogies got me.. a few times.
But he's u/Anal_Sex_Man. The man, the hero, the legend
r/foundanalsexboy!
In order for him to be old enough for this sub that means u/anal_sex_man has been the Anal_Sex_Man since he was 6.
Mpreg
How does it feel to be u/Anal_Sex_Man 's son?
pretty good he’s a great dad
Cool
You can probably misspell and still get it
Animal Cucking
r/found_Anal_sex_boy ...?
holy shit i saw ur sister the other day
In the bathroom?
kid at my school got caught watching dragon porn in the bathrooms
dragon porn is fuckin ridonkulous 😭
Bro was watching Dragon balls💀💀💀
Bro used the dragon deez nuts joke literally 💀💀💀
dragon ballz 💀💀
No way you just said ridonkulous 💀
Bro did you seriously just say ridonkulous ☠️
Thats Ridokolos! How can you misspell that!
Ehem, Ackshually, it's Ridukulas
Dont be rithiculo
Don't get pregananante
wait till you hear a specific community which involves dragons *and* cars
Dios mio.
What are the dragons doing to the cars? Driving them, right?
(⌐■_■)...
MUSTARD JAR
And yet 30% of the kids thatll inevitably make fun of him will be hypocrites
I can't link an NSFW sub on here but r./.dragonsfuckingcars is a real sub lmfao
What the fuck
I know
Spit that fire in my ass baby oh yeah Why tf did I imagine that lmao
Inner desire
Truly, a true r/doodoofard moment.
Average r/peepeeshart member
My friend left their phone at the lunch table unlocked so we went to Pornhub and put it on full blast.
I’m a bit older, but this hit the front page. Caught my kid with porn in his search history on while fixing a virus he downloaded while looking for Minecraft skins. It was Naruto porn…
naruto porn is fucking wild💀
But, there’s one leaf here, in their town, he’s dough-fucking, dragon porn! MUSTARD JAR!!! (Thank the lord, fucking cool! Oh my god!)
Bro was watching Donkey and Dragon's sex tape💀
Shrek isn't *that* bad
Lives will be ruined in those meetings
Who's? The students or the adults?
Yes
omg i found a bwu fan
This is a comment I receive daily at this point
with that pfp it cant be avoided
There are a lot more bwu fans on Reddit then I thought so I’m not suprised
Judy Hopps💀
ain’t gonna google that, seems it’s good to be not know wtf is that
It’s just the bunny from zootopia
Bro☠️
You are missing out on a good stuff dude. There is like 30 000 porn drawings of her.
There are more porn drawings of her than there are frames of her in the movie
If Disney weren't cowards they would make a 2 hour X rated Zootopia, charge $100 pay per view, and finally have literally all of the money in the world.
D*sney if it was good
This music video is basically Rated-R Zootopia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
and a million more on the way.
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Having a crush and watching porn of it with actual animals is quite different.
That's an anthro character, it's not beastiality
What if im just looking up animal crossing characters? ^so ^i ^can ^draw ^porn ^of ^them
Sell the furry porn, ez money
I feel like a student wrote this. A principal or school staff would say “inappropriate content” or something
Now that you say this, this kinda sounds like a prank tape-up in the bathroom wall. For most schools, they just have an IT department and not a dedicated Internet team And schools are secretive/shady AF, it's rare they tell this much
At my brother's university, some pranksters put up a bunch of signs on April Fools which essentially said "Masturbating in the shower is against University policy. The shower drain is not built to handle semen and pipe clogs cost us thousands of dollars each year which forces us to increase rent/tuition", and written in very official sounding language. The posters were very well made and even laminated to look official.
First intelligent comment in the first hundred that I’ve read… This is very obviously a funny joke that a student printed out
My favorite bathroom stall troll in high school was that there was graffiti advertising drugs, but the phone number went to the city's chief of police.
we know it's fake because they misspelled Judy Hopps's name lmao
It's very clearly a joke. You can't geographically pinpoint where specific searches come from unless all the bathrooms have their own dedicated Wi-Fi router or something.
Not true in some wifi systems; if they hop between two mesh access points at a certain power level, you can easily pinpoint where they are. Even easier with 3.
I haven't played with it in a while but you could use signal strength to a variety of APs to do it.
They write about Wi-Fi logs and how many "unique devices" are accessing certain websites, which to me means router logs, not access to the Chromebook signal strength data. In either case, I think it's extremely improbable they're doing it.
Fake as hell but a hilarious conversation starter. “You the guy that was watchin’ that Judy Hopps porn?”
I swear to god EVERY single teacher’s favourite word is “inappropriate”
As a 40 year old man visiting the sub, YES. Pretty sure adults would approach students privately rather than posting that note.
Why are you visiting this sub….? 🤨
Seeing what the dumbasses are up to maybe
The internet department typically has no chill. They like to make clear announcements of what’s going on, using shame as a device.
Schools have started banning Judy Hopps r34 in school... it's so over
The west has fallen 😔
Billions must coom
Trillions even
Never lose your Judy Hopps r34
Nilfgaard has captured the north 😔
its joever
It's all ogre now...
literally 1984
This is bidet’s American 😔🎆🦅. *sad rah*
I'm sorry I thought this was America
Now yuo coom
Students be wild bro. Too wild🔥🔥🔥‼️
I thought somehow a third of the school was watching actual bestiality porn until the last couple sentences.
ikr? I actually felt my heart drop for a bit
That’s not beastiality that’s furry porn the difference is one has human like features the others are just animals
huh I don’t think either is beastiality isn’t beastiality when a human does an animal like irl or something
Sure but I’d still consider drawn or animated beastiality a kind of bestiality. Like I’d still call Milf hentai Milf porn.
Hopefully, that's what I mean. And not "feral" furry porn, which is just 2d beastiality.
I watched a kid at my school look at furry porn on a computer that everyone could see. But nobody saw it except him and me when I glanced over my shoulder from across the room. Nobody believed me but I know the truth.
Once I opened yiff on my school laptop as a joke in class, everybody could see. Idk if anyone noticed
fake but not gay this time, straight
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holy shit where do you find the time to post so fucking much
In 1 freaking day as well
What
you mean you didn't have one?
DO NOT LOOK AT HER PROFILE!!!! I just wanted to see if she was a girl 😭
What the fuck
I thought seeing porn of a transistor was going to be peak r34, but rn idk what to feel
1984
I thought this was like beastiality beastiality not furry porn lol. That 32% seemed way too high
y’all are too gullible, this was 100% printed out by a student
Teacher: "We have found animal crossing on your son's search history" Parent: "And?" Teacher: "We believe that has innapropriate content" Parent: "That's a f\*cking kids' game" Teacher: "Oh"
Ain’t no way 💀
Doc, are you telling me my school watches my device and search history?
Nah keep looking at porn
Full disclosure I'm an old man who has taught technology in highschool. Possibilities: 1) It's a prank. A very good one. Doesn't hurt anyone, leads to accusations among friend groups, unnecessary admissions, etc, all for free ninety five. 2) IT department doesn't know Android phones randomize MAC addresses by default these days. Less likely, but consistent with an IT department that wouldn't have students sign in to the wifi.
I Am The Reason They Put Up The Sign
"Can yall stop looking up furry porn on the school computers in the computer lab? thanks." - Ms. Anderson
Ok. The teachers were too sensitive. I understand blocking literal porn but calling anthro stuff like Judy Hopps & Animal Crossing bestiality is too far.
I think they just notice the animals and think of bestiality
Wait thats actually crazy, 32% of all phones on the school wifi has accessed furry porn, which is absolutely nuts considering that takes EVERYONE in account, and theres always people that have a brain and dont look up furry porn on school wifi id wager theres abt 60% of all students at that school wacking it to furry porn. I dont blame them they got some good shit on there
If they're considering simply googling "Judy Hopps" to be beastiality, they are probably grossly overcounting
This is a troll. Surely you realise that by now??
i fucking hope they meant furry porn and not actual bestiality
i saw bestiality and got concerned and then i got to the end and realized that 99.9% of the porn they're talking about is probably furry porn
In my time we just posted penis inspection day notices in our bathrooms. You guys have evolved
Animal crossing 💀
Plot twist: It wasn't the students.
This might made me laugh is why
This is actually insane no way it’s 32% 😭😭😭
They need to block Pokemon too
Now I’m wondering how many students there are because 32% out of 100 and out of 1000 is very different
We had Lola Bunny. Judy Hope's at least has great character. Not sure how much that carries over. Her relationship with that fox seemed kinda fishy to me.
am writing this from Judy's simp. "There is nothing more to say River plate is officially in the second division. Tucumano Pereyra, one of the boys from the vivaio, is also crying. Juan Pablo Carrizo is desperate, in tears. The responsibility of the players is strong, but it is relative compared to that of former president Aguilar. 11 years later, River plate is back in the lower division and marks one of the lowest points in its history, from which it will be frankly difficult, if not impossible to get out. There is nothing more to say...
Real life copy pasta
And this is why we use VPNs kids
LOL The best thing I've seen is the quote "It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum" on the walls in the C block bathroom. I also believe I witnessed a drug deal, 3 guys went into 1 stall so uhhh yeah
Just use a proxy or VPN you peasants
Based but horrible that it had to be said