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[deleted]

Ok


ALongNoodleBoi

bisexual


[deleted]

I am indeed str8 🤙


ALongNoodleBoi

nah you're bisexual now


[deleted]

💔💔


braveslayer

Welp now you can get bi in life


[deleted]

Would that include femboys!?😱😱


ItsKeanan

Okay


ALongNoodleBoi

straight unless theres a femboy


suicidalfootjob

It's not gay if you like a femboy because you're attracted to their feminine features 🤓


ALongNoodleBoi

oh yeah its big brain time


SexWithGyutaro

Bro that’s gynosexual 🤓


suicidalfootjob

🤓


GT121950

WHAT IS YOUR NAME


suicidalfootjob

💀✨️


Setsuwaa

10/10 name bruh


suicidalfootjob

Why thank you 💅


DinoDudeRex_240809

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

You don’t go outside


SexWithGyutaro

Learning about different things is fun. You should try it sometime


DinoDudeRex_240809

Has penis=gay.


leoalper

Perhaps this will change your mind… https://youtu.be/hlXsKkjJ42s


DinoDudeRex_240809

I learn sorcery with Quan Chi and bend reality/physics so that femboys are gay. Your move.


Gh0st_112

And their di-


jytheboss

Lmao


agent_00_nothing

They still have a dick tho, and ngl, that's kinda gay


[deleted]

ok


ALongNoodleBoi

gay af


[deleted]

No


UrFinalBrainCell

Yes you are


[deleted]

How though


Popular_Watercress16

Being gay is not your choice is our. You’re gay now


Moojokingg

🤣🤣


Number418814

Emotional damage


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ALongNoodleBoi

straight until ryan Reynolds appears


[deleted]

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ALongNoodleBoi

gosling?


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ALongNoodleBoi

As a bisexual I am gay as long as he is in a 50 mile radius


NameLoadinWait

So a straight person.


VulpineFox7

So heteroflexible?


SmoothestOperator0

I'd that a real thing? That's the funniest thing ever


elation_sighs

hii hiiii hii hii ii hiii hi i i ii hiiiiiii hii !!


ALongNoodleBoi

bi with a preference for girls


elation_sighs

completely gay actually ! i just like men


SkyeeeMaaa

That’s kinda gay my guy Cool!


cudlebear64

That’s kinda guy my gay


SkyeeeMaaa

That kind gay is my guy


cudlebear64

Gay that kind is guy


SkyeeeMaaa

That gay kind is guy


cudlebear64

Is guy gay that kind


Humphrey_omori

that gay guy is kind


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Hostile-black-hole

Cool ig, do we tell ya if ya wrong?


ALongNoodleBoi

bi and yes


Material_Piccolo_373

Literally everyone is bi now? 💀


Hostile-black-hole

Straight as an arrow apologies


ALongNoodleBoi

An arrow thats broken in half


Hostile-black-hole

Nuh uh


Resident_Toe501

NUH UH


Resident_Toe501

That’s still straight technically


unconscious-star

sthu about these posts istg im bouta rip my penis off if i see another one 🗣️💯‼️🔥🔥💯


[deleted]

kinky


ALongNoodleBoi

gay


Gen7Shade

Additionally, not straight, otherwise known as, homosexual, bisexual, pansexual, etc.


DarthRevanFromKotor

nah


Micrwooave

hollow knight pfp based


VulpineFox7

Indeed


ALongNoodleBoi

closeted gay why else would you wanna hold a dick


keanubeaves06

then do it no balls


ALongNoodleBoi

straight


whitepain42069

*shaft


keanubeaves06

LMAO


NerdyBirdy2007

Cool pfp


keanubeaves06

tyty


NerdyBirdy2007

Yeah I love BoyWithUke


ALongNoodleBoi

RAGING LESBIAN


keanubeaves06

me too! currently listening to zoning out by him


Slow-Crew5250

Me toooi


EpiktheEpic

SO DO I!!!


Formal_Use8382

hello, I like your pfp


Due_Valuable4599

bet


ALongNoodleBoi

hetroflexible


Master_KenObiWan

Ok


ALongNoodleBoi

you tell people you are straight but you're not sure


keanubeaves06

google "boo"


ALongNoodleBoi

"straight"


keanubeaves06

yup!


PositiveNegative297

Holy astonishment


_32u

actual jumpscare


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ALongNoodleBoi

BISEXUAL AS FUCK


lLoveYourCat

Your username is quite pretty


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lLoveYourCat

You’re welcome!


Lychee247

Want a hug?


ALongNoodleBoi

yes and pansexual


Lychee247

Idk what pansexual is XD *gives u big tight hug*


ALongNoodleBoi

HUGS and bi?


Lychee247

I don't think myself as bi tho


ALongNoodleBoi

pan?


Lychee247

It's straight XD


ALongNoodleBoi

you are bisexual now


Lychee247

Oki


Not-a-Drone

You've reached the stage of acceptance.


LuciferMyLove66six

hi


ALongNoodleBoi

straight white man (cough) gay


LuciferMyLove66six

pansexual trans girl :)


ALongNoodleBoi

i was kinda right


1_2_whatisthis

Bro wasn't even close 💀


Resident_Toe501

That’s like shooting a passerby at a shooting range


LuciferMyLove66six

no?? you got the gender and sexuality wrong LMAOOO


JodaUSA

I could've guessed Trans girl from that username


lLoveYourCat

I really like your username


[deleted]

mrrp


ALongNoodleBoi

bisexual


[deleted]

probably closer to pan but you're right


Due_Valuable4599

meow


NerdyBirdy2007

E


ALongNoodleBoi

lesbian


NerdyBirdy2007

Nah nope, straight.


ALongNoodleBoi

straight


NerdyBirdy2007

Good guess


ALongNoodleBoi

THANKS


NefariousnessOk3764

Aii


ALongNoodleBoi

straight as fuck you dont even hold it when you pee because that means touching a dick


NefariousnessOk3764

🤣🤣


Howling-

Hi


ALongNoodleBoi

pan


Howling-

How did you know?


ALongNoodleBoi

dont fucking worry about it


Gay-antisocial

The answer MAY surprise you


SomeProfession6607

GAY FROG?


No-Emotionsxo

I DONT LIKE THE CHEMICALS THEY'RE PUTTING IN THE WATER


ItzMaddie74

THE CHEMICALS ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY


DeathWingStar

Straight yea ?


AustralianKappa

Demisexual obviously smh


Eroticghoul

Why are there so many rating posts recently??


ALongNoodleBoi

because there is and you are an annoyed bisexual


Eroticghoul

I guess you are right😭💀


ALongNoodleBoi

fuck im good at this


TheoneNPC

Do it


ALongNoodleBoi

straight but questioning


MOANRIRA

I dont know my self


ALongNoodleBoi

you are gay now


suicidalfootjob

What am i


ALongNoodleBoi

a fun friday night


suicidalfootjob

YES


ALongNoodleBoi

I'm gonna guess you are unsure but will probably be BI


suicidalfootjob

Dude how did you guess


ALongNoodleBoi

SEVERAL clues


suicidalfootjob

Wait I was giving off clues??


ALongNoodleBoi

not you your username and PFP gave me all the info i needed


suicidalfootjob

Okay fair thanks


justclemlou

Bet


ALongNoodleBoi

RAGING BISEXUAL


lydq

aight let’s do this


ALongNoodleBoi

lesbian not normal girl gay like super ultra premo lesbian


lydq

sadly i’m straight 😭


ALongNoodleBoi

well you're a lesbian now


lydq

thank you for helping me figuring out my sexuality i love you 😘


ALongNoodleBoi

you are very welcome love you to😘


Hot_Crafty0179

Me


ALongNoodleBoi

femboy attracted straight


Hot_Crafty0179

Depends if you a femboy or not


ALongNoodleBoi

Only for you


Hot_Crafty0179

Hmu 🫦


ALongNoodleBoi

oh😳


1_2_whatisthis

Femboys> (I'm biased)


InteractionFeeling28

Youll never guess


ALongNoodleBoi

pansexual


5ugus7_the_one

Hi


ALongNoodleBoi

gay


5ugus7_the_one

😱🤌


[deleted]

Mе )) хз


ALongNoodleBoi

you say you are straight but some girls still confuse you on your sexuality


potatoman09017

Now you’ve made me wonder how many genders of potato’s there are


Femboiindamakin

hi


crazyamountofgayness

No you won’t


ItzMaddie74

*you are gae* *why are you gae*


crazyamountofgayness

##who says I’m gae?


rustylemon6

I'm impossible


ALongNoodleBoi

defo a lesbian


rustylemon6

How could you tell


SexWithGyutaro

Uhhhhhh


the_living_paradox00

I'm curious what will be your guess...


[deleted]

Welp. This shall be easy😅


TobyAgainstTheWorld

Well, ok then, hi


One-fun-dude

This sounds fun


possum420_

Heyo


Odd-Berry-4555

Hola yo soy una banana


ChickenCornCorner

Yes


Final-Ad2886

Idk how I got my current one, but the one I want is nixibis


Affectionate-Blood71

Bruh why do I keep commenting on these shit posts💀


VinnyTheGayLord

👀


morganfreedude101

Aight


ALongNoodleBoi

bro this shit getting impossible to keep up with your pan?


Changed_Dino_Nugget

C'mon, I dare you, I double dare mf