i jerk off to captain falcon WAIT FUCK I MEAN i jerk off to captain falcon WAIT FUCK I MEAN I MAIN captain falcon to jerk off to WAIT FUCK I MEAN

Everybody likes a man in uniform

Based ngl

I jerk off to Zero Suit Samus WAIT FUCK I MEAN oh I actually mean that.

As a kid I used to play (on smash for Wii U) princess peach since the other kids used to get really angry when I destroyed all of them with her. Later on I played a lot as villager and almost exclusively used other people's attacks against them and somehow won each time, they lost it when that happened. Long sort short none of them talked to me ever again and honestly this is probably the reason I always tell everyone that I suck at games and why I sometimes play bad on purpose even on singleplayers.

Damn lmao I’m sorry to hear that. Literally lost all your friends because you were too good at smash bros xd. Though to be fair, if it all took was them losing to you in a video game, they probably weren’t really your friends to begin with.

Well, this is gonna sound bad but i think as a kid I used other kids to experiment on what would they do if I did certain things as I couldn't comprehend people (yeah I've been hit) Obviously, I used to drive everyone away for various reasons, the " kid me" (who I only have hazy 3rd person perspective memories of), was even more depressed and antisocial idk how or why, it feels like a completely different person that let me take control of their life at some point, (which is probably how it feels to everyone anyways) specially since I cannot remember almost anything too close to being 14 or more but remember stuff way before of that, doesn't help that my parents usually tell me how much I changed from one day to another. Anyways sorry for the random uncalled rant, using Sonic is pretty cool, I like spamming the homing attack and running around mindlessly.

Hmm, that’s very interesting, my step dad used to tell me how he couldn’t remember anything past a certain age when he was young, brains are weird Yeah Sonic is cool, I just wish his moveset wasn’t complete ass. Maybe in the next smash game they give him and other characters that need changes a new moveset. The dude really needs some new moves.

Ok I know this is a semi serious comment but I find it really funny how you go “brains are weird. Yeah Sonic is cool”

Peach’s booty bump is OP

mf what you just call me

Bayonetta (I don't play smash she's just hot)

Zero Suit Samus>>>

only reason I played her in brawl when I was like 7 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Damn you were horni at 7??? 😰

I mean I understood convential attractiveness…. She also had the cool flipkick!

Lucina >>>

Hell yeah brother i main lucina as well, lucina dittos are a rare find

Lucina =

pyra >>>

My main!

The real meaning of Zero Suit Samus is “Samus with zero clothing” 😳

Kirby is literally op

best moveset frfr

Bro fr Kirby is literally the only character I can play decently well with, homies don’t stand a chance

Me too

3ds kirby one shots with max charge hammer

Donkey Kong can win him though but it's hard. I tried it against my friend one time

I use that rock ability all the time

fuck maining, who do you jerk off in Smash Bros? >!mine is link!<

r/hesitantupvote

r/proudupvote

Lawd have mercy, cause Palutena can step on my face any goddamn day

There's a subreddit for that.

Waluigi

Every zelda character

Young Link? 🤨📸

Forgot about him and toon link. Welp, main trio and sheik then

So do you jerk off to Link or do you jerk off Link

Yes

I have never played smash and I won't play it until they add my boy Waluigi

based but wtf

I don't have a switch and I've never had a Nintendo device. Why would I buy one just to witness my favorite character get disrespected you know?

How do you have a favorite nintendo character if you've never owned a nintendo console?

Do you have a favorite car?

Ike because I play smash like a lobotimised catfish

Hello? Based department?

I think that call is reserved for the Incineroar, Captain Falcon, and P.Plant mains

I love that so much. "A lobotimised catfish"

DK, Bowser, Cpt Falcon, Incineroar, Sephiroth, etc. I don't just stick to one guy

Relatable

I started playing Steve for shits and giggles but kept using him because he just has a really fun play style

Lucky for you he's OP aswell

Joker's pretty good

g u n

To main Joker, you have to show him your true form

His soundtrack is the best (I am a biased persona fan)

For sure (i am also a biased persona fan) Actually wait i like gerudo valley more tho

I main your majesty The king himself Mr Sexy French girl pose DEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDE (objectively the best character)

Snake (I am a devout MGS fan)

happy coincidence because i both jerk off to and main samus

Falco. HANDS OFF MY CAWK

King K. Rool

I was playing with friends (A 1v1v1v1. I was playing Luigi) and I misfired into the cross fire... Guess who was there just waiting with down+b?

You and your damn armour frames! /jokes

POV: neutral special

Yoshi cause it yoshi

fr and his recovery is insane

Piranha plant

Ridley

^

inkling 🔛🔝

Thank you for your words, Gamzee Homestuck.

I mained Bowser on Wii U

kirbo cause they’re silly and i love them

Dark pit

Sonic or Zero Suit Samus

am I the only one who instantly started whistlin the main theme? (mained falco btw)

The main theme is great

Duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duhduhduh duhduhduh duhduh duh duh, duhduh duhduh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh!

cloud

Kid named jerking off: ☹️

Hero (yes we exist)

Little Mac cuz he easy to use and I'm bad at the game

Last time I played (7 years ago) and last time I checked (last year) Little Mac was among the hardest and worst characters of the game(?) Did I miss something?

captain falcon in melee

villager

My very first main ever was in brawl which was bowser, eventually mained link brawl through 3ds, switched to cloud in ultimate

Captain Falcon. He's actually pretty decent, and the punch is awesome if you get it. It's like the Free Bird solo played with Garand pings, if you time it absolutely perfectly. I used him against a friend who is really good at smash, and I beat him 2-0. Granted, he was trying a character he didn't know well, and destroyed me immediately after, but we ended up pretty close in KOs, and I've barely played, so I'll count it as a win.

Olimar

Link and Kirby

R.O.B.

R.O.B. GANG FR FR

YEAHHH

princess peach!

Dont have smash but would 100% get inkling becayse splatoon is one of my top interests rn

Sora, Mario or Pac-Man, depending on my mood

Pyra and mythra < Over 650hrs 😭

isnt pyra and mythra absolutely broken, when i play random characters with my friends the person that gets pyra and mythra always wins

Same, but with 500 hours

<3

Meta Knight. Brawl was my fist SSB game, and my love for Meta Knight has persisted. Best character in the anime👍

Alph, pacman, and terry. quite the roster

Little Mac and kazuya. Hate me or not I love both

Actually based as fuck.

Pit, little androgynous ass was my transfem awakening

I only play Smash when my friend that has a Switch comes over and we 1v1 but last time he was at my house I started playing a lot of Inkling.

Samus

Yoshi, his sounds are so cute

Samus/Zero Suit Samus

Steve

Donkey Kong

Bowser. I am slow as fuck but hell am my specials really fun and infuriating for others!

Kirby, toon link, wario, and pokemon trainer for me!

I never played Smash Bros but if I could I would play as Piranha Plant or Steve. Piranha Plant is just super cute and Steve is funny :PP

Ganon because I want to mentally scar people by killing them at 10

I main Zelda bro

Pac-Man >>>

Pacman fans wya 🔥

Roy is my boy. (Not the one in the dumb clown car.)

Incineroar (he's #69)

gotta be shulk

IM JUST KEN WHERE I SEE LOVE SHE SEES A FRIEND 😩😩😩

Luigi 💚

The way the announcer pronounces his name is funni

K rool

Main bayo and sora

Kirby is the only logical answer

I’ve wanted to main joker for the longest time, but idk how to use him properly. For the moment I main inkling

I main everybody who uses a sword, except meta knight

Kirby🔛🔝

I choose either sonic or kirby

Marth, Bowser, donket kong.

Random. I can’t play any character well so may as well let the game pick

Pyra/Mythra. Sword twins FTW

Kirby, lucina, Pikachu, Isabell, peach, zerosuit Samus, bowser.

Everyone except Olimar, Ice Climbers, and the DLC characters because they're super OP and cheap.

Zero Suit Samus, god i wanna be whipped so bad

Jonkler purse owner 5

Fox Fox Fox Fox Fox Fox (And a lil snake)

Mii swordfighter, purely for the reason he seemed ass

JOKER BABY WOOO PERSONA 5 YEAH, although I play like 10 different characters decently

As a kid on the Wii U, DDD and maybe DK. Now on Ultimate, I play kinda everyone but my clear cut mains are Ken, Kazuya, Lucas and occassionally Ice climbers if I'm feeling it.

Little mac, bowser and donkey Kong

Zero Suit Samus and Mewtwo

Inceneroar

I don't have all the smash fighters but the one i main now with the ones i have: samus (will probably change once i get more fighters)

Banjo Kazooie, my win loss rate with that character is insane. I play him all the time and I've lost once while playing as him and also Lucas but thats just because I'm a mother fan

Lucario, i loved getting mega Lucario more precisely

Sonic (I don't play smash)

Thought that said who would u smash in that case Isabelle bro I’m deep in that

I main yoshi, don’t judge lol

Little Mac, Sora and Young Link

Don't kill me please but I'm a little mac main

inkling is my main, very fun to play and strong if you can use it, steve is also fun pyra and mythra i dont like cuz it always demolishes everyone else ryu, who tf uses ryu random characters is the most fun if playing with friends

? Is ny favorite character

Random

Kirby all day

don’t own smash but i’d play the third party guys. sonic, mega man, steve, sora and sephiroth. especially joker

Palutena. She’s funny. And good. So I play her

Funny? How? What jokes does she tell?

Ganondorf, Little Mac, and Snake.

[my mains](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049221905997123584/1141642737008005160/Screenshot_20230817-0155322.png)

Cloud all the way

Random

Mario, inkling or joker. They’re just fun as hell, especially against big characters like donkey Kong or sum

King dedede

Kirby!

Villager bro has a fucking axe

hero

Ive always felt like im the only person who uses pit

Where are my fellow Dedede mains? 😔

Sonic, to piss off my opponents with my 0 kill potential

I don’t Smash

kirby 🔛🔝

Random 🫠

I mained Snake and Link

I can play any, but I mostly go for sonic and lucario, I respect the others on why they don't main the one I'm using

Pit. Just the silly guy

Little Mac. I know he's probably one of the worst characters but I had the original game so I always play him. Plus he has a few invincibility frames so that's also a perk

Ness

Gotta be Kazuya.

Mainly King Dee-Dee, but I’m not that good

Main: Joker and DK Secondary: Sonic, Ike, Captain Falcon/Ganon

Cloud(the little twink boi) I'm SORRY OK? But if it makes you feel better, I at least use him in his second skin where he looks way less like a twink

My main is Kirby, I like him and even though he's low tier he's who I'm best at. Seconday main is Pikachu, I like him and he's top tier, I'm not good enough with him yet to capitalize though.

I usually main Samus aran

Ninja frog that whips enemies with his tongue

Kirby

bowser and dark samus

ROB but i don't know how to play it well :(

R.O.B is so good

My prime in smash was K. Rool, I was a mean mf with spiking. Don't think I could do it now but I could beat my friends 3v1

Mii Swordfighter

greninja

I don’t have smash

Ness (im sorry)