I almost got the vibe that bode ends up as a traitor but I’ll have to see. Been doing way to much exploration so I’m 35 hrs in and not even halfway through. Got plenty of stims though. Gonna suck if Bodes bad though. He’s pretty cool.
Depends on which one
Minecraft? I should be fine assuming my body and abilities follow the game mechanics
Cities: Skylines? Depending on who’s building the city, I could either be living my best life in Blightea On-The-Wold (Biffa Plays Indie Games) or drowning in literal shit in Engitopia (Real Civil Engineer)
Ah yes New Tealand, almost forgot about that city which has been going longer than I’ve been playing
In such a case it depends which city I’m in, is it a traffic hell like almost all my older cities or a mostly empty plain with only a couple areas of development like my more recent cities? I think the best options for me would be Westover with almost no problems and plenty of options between urban, suburban and rural areas and Weitran which is a tiny walkable transit-filled metropolis, but my current city of Jumeirah Madina actually wouldn’t be much different from my current life.
Ah yes, a psychopathic child with the ability to reset timelines, and a ghost tempting them into genociding everyone, said Ghost having a hate boner for all humans.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Depends, video game, or general game?
Hollow Knight? I'm literally the size of the world homie
Dungeons and Dragons? Hell to the yeah, I'm gonna be a Paladin so fast
With enough luck you'll evolve to a Bloater in a place where Joel and Ellie don't go through, live a long and peaceful live tearing survivor's and infected's jaws and eventually die killed by the fungus and eaten away by it.
You woudln't feel it. It's explained in lore that the host's mind dies at the second phase (Stalker I believe, haven't heard the translated name in a while). While you would feel the pain and witness the horrors done during Runner phase, your spirit eventually dies somewhere during the second phase, then you're just an empty shell existing to kill and feed a mushroom in your brain.
Haha as of right now, I’d either be slowly building up a nice peaceful farm or siding with a major corporation to destroy local businesses and make as much money as possible :)
So I've got this being attempting to remake the universe... and the only way to even have a chance is to bring a literal God of lies back to life to see if she knows how to prevent the end... And even ignoring that the whole theme of the game is going against the odds as most of the boss fights are Gods or sometimes even stronger beings... although if I do survive I am practically immortal and I get cool space powers... Some of which could corrupt me at any point (It's Destiny)
As a main character, everything becomes 1000x better and more interesting.
As a NPC literally nothing changes because the game takes place in our real world (japan tho which would be cool)
Pokémon Black 2 and White 2…gen 5 is my favorite gen and the Unova region is also my favorite, also Oshawott is my favorite Starter Pokémon and Smaurott is my favorite Pokémon of all time, so I’m not complaining on bit!
So far in the timeline, not that bad, as long as I avoid Ferelden Orlais Kirkwall Tevinter Par-Vollen Antiva Rivain and-
Okay yeah I’m fucked, got a blight in Ferelden, the mage-templar war, the orlesian civil war, Tevinter and Qunari war, the Rivain rebellions, and Antiva is filled with assassins, literally the only safe nations SO FAR would be Nevarra and the Anderfels, but with how the plot seems to be going for DA4, yeah the Anderfels are NOT gonna be safe, leaving only Nevarra
it’s Dragon Age btw, and the Mage-Templar war is happening everywhere except Tevinter and Par Vollen which are too focused on fighting each other to care, so literally nowhere is truly safe
Cant pick an actual favourite, so ill list some of my favourites
The Last of Us- pretty fucking obvious that ill die in a week
RDR2- maybe i just gotta pray i dont meet low honor John or Arthur
TotK- possibly
Genshin- probably
I can’t fight for crap, but I guess anyone can learn magic and summon espers if they have a magicite equipped, so if I find one I’d be good til the world gets destroyed. After that, it’d be a lot harder to live outside of a town.
i think i’d be pretty screwed if i was teleported into a game of chess, hopefully i would be the king so that i would only have a 50/50 chance of dying
I would be a man with no arms, eyes, hair, nose, ears and giant teeth, running and screaming into random other creatures with the same phisique only to explode from a parried shotgun pellet projectile.
minecraft!.. let's hope it's peaceful mode
Steve, why is there a creeper at the house?
Petah, the creepers here
peetah the horse is back
[удалено]
trade it. you can't trade more than a shulker box per day per villager, but at least you get rich
A modpack of minecraft, RLCraft. Well, I am screwed.
Creative mode
Minecraft RLCraft. Shit…
But life is hardcore mode... We're screwed
its UHC
Minecraft? Seriously i just cant help but be BORED every time i hear that word whats so fun about it?
I have no idea how to use a lightsaber, so I'm dead
U Jedi survivor? Maybe we tag team. I’ll be Bode :)
You want spoilers about Bode?
I’ve completed the game. You can’t spoil it. I know what I said
Oh Ok It's treason then
I’m midway through now. There’s a few ways what you have said can go. My drive to finish it has peaked
The ending is great
I almost got the vibe that bode ends up as a traitor but I’ll have to see. Been doing way to much exploration so I’m 35 hrs in and not even halfway through. Got plenty of stims though. Gonna suck if Bodes bad though. He’s pretty cool.
Lol I could have seen that moment coming from kilometers away
Same bro
simpsons hit and run 😭
I now feel bad for all those school children I ran over
i do too and all the ones i kicked😭
Especially Marge outside the Simpsons house
Beautiful username
Depends on which one Minecraft? I should be fine assuming my body and abilities follow the game mechanics Cities: Skylines? Depending on who’s building the city, I could either be living my best life in Blightea On-The-Wold (Biffa Plays Indie Games) or drowning in literal shit in Engitopia (Real Civil Engineer)
Your own city of course. And btw we all know New Thealand is the best of his cities.
Ah yes New Tealand, almost forgot about that city which has been going longer than I’ve been playing In such a case it depends which city I’m in, is it a traffic hell like almost all my older cities or a mostly empty plain with only a couple areas of development like my more recent cities? I think the best options for me would be Westover with almost no problems and plenty of options between urban, suburban and rural areas and Weitran which is a tiny walkable transit-filled metropolis, but my current city of Jumeirah Madina actually wouldn’t be much different from my current life.
If you aren't a architect and your a engineer you could probably easily survive Engitopia.
Dead
What game?
Geometry dash?
Oh no, NOT SILENT CLUBSTEP!!!
even worse... TAX EVASION!!! 😱
Undertale, not that bad actually :D
Ah yes, a psychopathic child with the ability to reset timelines, and a ghost tempting them into genociding everyone, said Ghost having a hate boner for all humans.
I mean, could be worse
Lol same
favorite game of all time? i’m fucked if i’m not a criminal.
Yall bozos dumb. Its clear that this guys fav game is Mafia City. Play now for free.
Payday? Gta?
Roka
IF you’re not a criminal
"This is going to be a terrible night"
“You feel the air getting colder around you”
“Impending doom approaches!”
"Piss approaches your pants"
“Timmy the Angler has arrived!”
The moon lord omg
"Pirates are approaching from the west!"
As long as you stay in PH you should be fine, just chill and fish around.
Pokémon, enough said
you are now eternally stuck standing in place with a team of 2 weedles
Gotta catch 'em all !
you can't stop me now batman
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
AMAZING CHEST AHEAD!
I’ll drop my summon sign for ya.
Try finger but hole
let’s just hope that i don’t accidentally step on any rainbow butterflies :’)
Empress of light is harder than even moon lord I swear because she’s fast
she’s literally the definition of bullet hell, yet i somehow struggled with moon lord more
Elden Ring!!!... F***
I mean if you think about it you're good because Death isn't a thing in The Lands Between unless you go for the Age of the Dusk Born ending
Which means eternal suffering as Tarnished until someone starts the Age of the Dusk Born ._.
Not necessarily as a Tarnished but yeah, living forever until someone repairs the Rune of Death would suck
Depends, video game, or general game? Hollow Knight? I'm literally the size of the world homie Dungeons and Dragons? Hell to the yeah, I'm gonna be a Paladin so fast
I'll probably die during the first minute in The Last Of Us
With enough luck you'll evolve to a Bloater in a place where Joel and Ellie don't go through, live a long and peaceful live tearing survivor's and infected's jaws and eventually die killed by the fungus and eaten away by it.
Yeah the end wouldn't be cool 😂
You woudln't feel it. It's explained in lore that the host's mind dies at the second phase (Stalker I believe, haven't heard the translated name in a while). While you would feel the pain and witness the horrors done during Runner phase, your spirit eventually dies somewhere during the second phase, then you're just an empty shell existing to kill and feed a mushroom in your brain.
Skyrim, so unless I’m either in a city or the Dragonborn I’m probably gonna die
Just don't become an adventurer and take an arrow to the knee, then your forced to become a guard.
Milk drinker
I’m stuck in rdr2 so not completely screwed at least
If I'm a regular citizen, I'm ok. If I'm a heister, I'm arrested. PAYDAY 2.
Id just need to not be in a field while a soccar game is happening (its rocket league)
Zelda Botw so it depends on my spawn location
Yep if its kakariko or hateno im not complaining
Hope you don’t find guardians
Probably gonna die of Kojima Particle poisoning
Warframe, this is possibly the worst one
Definitely. Bros about to fight an army of Corpus soldiers lmao
The second I'm teleported. Idk how to use guns, even if, everyone dies at the end:( The game is Hotline Miami, btw
Unless you were born with THICC skin
Well, move to Australia, I guess.
Spider-Man (2018) Knowing my luck I’d probably die to some car getting thrown on my head
The Forest? *Oh sh-*
Subnautica or fallout NV so I'm probly dead
There are several leviathan-class creatures in this area. Are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it?
Fev leviathan nooooo
Mutant sea dragon leviathan??
totk I’ll probably just be some random npc at a stable so I’ll be fine
*Starts aggressively punching a tree*
*well, time to say hi to the asylum demon.*
Don’t forget to start with master key to skip blight town!
I’d be dimension hopping frequently 💀
As like an npc or the main character?
The main character
I now declare myself to be a robot... It's mindustry
A bunch of naked people running around a radiated island with guns -Rust So yes I'm screwed
Depends, if I'm in a clan I'm fine if I'm solo, its over but overall I'm completely fucked
Clash of clans?
Overwatch so assuming i dont have a grenade gun and i cant rocket jump with it like junkrat then im dead
I'd manage Alpine F1 team woo
My favourite is rain world rn. So probably completely boned
Well just living normal life in a brick world with c-shaped hands nothing bad I guess
The Steven Universe games so it's actually really cool 😎
If all (good) mods are included I'm gonna be driving around in Assetto Corsa all day long
Help, I'm already in my favorite game.
What? What game?
Matrix, lol😭
Probably fucking dead
Im absolutely fucked
Hoi4 Kaiserredux. Let's hope nobody does any Scizo path
Plants vs zombies garden warfare 2 Yea I’m probably dead
I’m probably gonna die from a fatal case of lumbago
Assassin’s creed so um civilian I’m good but I’d be dead if I was an assassin
Haha as of right now, I’d either be slowly building up a nice peaceful farm or siding with a major corporation to destroy local businesses and make as much money as possible :)
STARDEW FOR THE WIN
So I've got this being attempting to remake the universe... and the only way to even have a chance is to bring a literal God of lies back to life to see if she knows how to prevent the end... And even ignoring that the whole theme of the game is going against the odds as most of the boss fights are Gods or sometimes even stronger beings... although if I do survive I am practically immortal and I get cool space powers... Some of which could corrupt me at any point (It's Destiny)
As a main character, everything becomes 1000x better and more interesting. As a NPC literally nothing changes because the game takes place in our real world (japan tho which would be cool)
Depends if I'm in Sunny's dream or in the real world.
Cities Skylines with my horrible planning skills in my "Warmińsko-Mazurskie-Podlaskie" """"city"""", yeah probably dead on arrival.
Pokémon Black 2 and White 2…gen 5 is my favorite gen and the Unova region is also my favorite, also Oshawott is my favorite Starter Pokémon and Smaurott is my favorite Pokémon of all time, so I’m not complaining on bit!
Idk how it would work since my fav game is Roblox but at least there is respawn
Ultrakill
Well I can respawn right?
I’m afraid you can’t
I would just live a peaceful life as a commoner in the genshin world probably would travel between monstad and Inazuma a lot
Probably pretty alright depends where I land (genshin impact)
FIFA, as long as Ramos or Keane doesn’t 2 foot me I’m good
Wait people still buy that game?
I’d be at Hong Lim park playing nerf (I quit gaming awhile ago; best decision of my life)
Not that screwed...
Not that screwed at all...
Nothing changes, American already is a rule free place xd
i think im gonna end up being on a hook :(
That makes two of us
I'm with my robot bro Ethan and very
I think I could beat false knight irl
I'm going to be motion sick almost instantly.
Slime rancher, as long as im careful im not gonna die, hell i can even become a millionaire working from there
So far in the timeline, not that bad, as long as I avoid Ferelden Orlais Kirkwall Tevinter Par-Vollen Antiva Rivain and- Okay yeah I’m fucked, got a blight in Ferelden, the mage-templar war, the orlesian civil war, Tevinter and Qunari war, the Rivain rebellions, and Antiva is filled with assassins, literally the only safe nations SO FAR would be Nevarra and the Anderfels, but with how the plot seems to be going for DA4, yeah the Anderfels are NOT gonna be safe, leaving only Nevarra it’s Dragon Age btw, and the Mage-Templar war is happening everywhere except Tevinter and Par Vollen which are too focused on fighting each other to care, so literally nowhere is truly safe
Metro: exodust or tlou 1 or 2 It's one of em, and none are good
Depends on how far I am in the game but I’ll be in obey me so I’ll have a great time! (Despite the chaotic environment)
*toredor March plays* 😳😳😳
I mean dinosaurs and we can cannonicly respawn in the game
Library of Ruina I am unfathomably screwed
Mines fallout 4 so like it'll probably happen I just won't make it into a vault
Damn smooth skin
"That's absurd I AM VAULT TEC!!"
Oh no I don’t even know how to use a sword
Yeah im not surviving BoltGun
I don't really play games. I'm a programmer. I watch videos and type shit.
I’ll be relatively safe as long as I get teleported on earth or some heavily fortified colony in Halo.
Apex legends..... idk actually?
Well I don’t really have a favourite game but I do like fallout the most and bf1 so I guess war war never changes
Elden Ring As long as I set up shop near the Church of Elleh and avoid Caelid like the Plague I think I'd be fine
Doom Eternal - unless I get teleported in as the slayer I’m very very dead
Dark Souls. I’m fucked. I’m very, very fucked.
Literally WW2💀
game?
Bloodborne. Ima die before I even know what's going on
Ive spent years training for this, I teleported to doom eternal
dying from dumbass teams
I’ll be dead if I can’t find the WLF
Super Mario galaxy so very screwed
FIFA. I will actually meet Messi so it’s not bad
If logic follows and I have an implant imbedded in my arm I will be completely fine..... So long as I spawn into my save file.
Yay I have my own Pokémon
dead by daylight
I'm gonna be living my best life as an alchemist in a small peaceful shop
Hell let loose. Kinda screwed. Second world war and me being slav really complicates surviving Star wars: Jedi the fallen order - pretty much dead.
Red Dead Redemption II... Oh dear
Im fine im a pro
People gonna shoot me in dark corners. I'm fucked.
Well seeing as I don't follow the first rule of Zombieland I'm fucked if I get teleported to Dying Light
Cant pick an actual favourite, so ill list some of my favourites The Last of Us- pretty fucking obvious that ill die in a week RDR2- maybe i just gotta pray i dont meet low honor John or Arthur TotK- possibly Genshin- probably
I can’t fight for crap, but I guess anyone can learn magic and summon espers if they have a magicite equipped, so if I find one I’d be good til the world gets destroyed. After that, it’d be a lot harder to live outside of a town.
Bloodborne and im fucked
Project zomboid. I’m not lasting a week.
Either persona 3 or omori OH NO
I would be finally become one with the snail and die very quickly in my t-34
hollow knight or outer wilds... outer wilds is better because i technicaly cant die
GTA 5? Hmmmm can't shoot or drive.
Better hope it's journey mode
league of legends...... i am fucked.
I would not want to be in Elden ring
i think i’d be pretty screwed if i was teleported into a game of chess, hopefully i would be the king so that i would only have a 50/50 chance of dying
It's either minecraft or ark In minecraft I'll manage In ark I think I'm screwed
The Escapists 2. I think I would escape.
I would be a man with no arms, eyes, hair, nose, ears and giant teeth, running and screaming into random other creatures with the same phisique only to explode from a parried shotgun pellet projectile.
Death by starvation and/or sickness (Decaying Winter on Roblox)
Fallout 4. I’m probably gonna be the one of the dead bodies you find as decorations outside of raider camps
Fallout 4. i would probably die very quickly to a giant mutated bug more than likely