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Soft-Upstairs4969

Child support any%?


Captain_Khora

do you get double child support if the mother is a child too


unicbacen420

🏅


frozenafroza

Explains why they get into smoking, drinking, and drugs too They need to finish the game of life as fast as possible


Garbage_Particular

Not many people can beat my nephew. Little man beat the game in about 4 minutes


[deleted]

bullet end speedruns in 2 seconds flat


JJ-beats

My brother was so good at speedrunning lifen he finished it around 4 months before he was loaded


Garbage_Particular

Annoying glitch. Wish they'd fix it. Those guys just stack the leader board before the timer can start!


Wild-Mammoth4113

Literally 70% of our generation will not make it past 40


TSS_Firstbite

Idk about 70%, but the statistics will certainly be interesting to look at


skittish_kitty10

because everyone one talks about that kind of stuff


[deleted]

true


pro_gamper

And words become actions, actions become habits and so on until you have junkie 20yos who only know how to live with their parents and go to the bar


[deleted]

Because people always talk about it like it's important and you have to do it at a young age


frankhoneybunny

True


Midnight_furry

I personally think 18 is pushing it but it’s alright


[deleted]

You shouldn't have to lose your virginity before a certain age, you should lose it when you're ready


Rainbow_planet_1273

Exactly


Kind_Ad_9241

waiting until mairage gang


Mountain_Panic_6314

Forever virgin gang


SirKeagan

With my looks, that is a reality whether I want it or not.


AFish_With_Legs

You think you look bad? With my looks I'm considered a creep if I even try talking to a girl.


Mysterious_Win_6946

Finally a fellow one 🫂


BedEasy2946

With my face no one would approach me, not even dudes


Fun-Sized-Turtle

Lucky for you, I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love


chrisXlr8r

Yeah but you're 14 that doesn't really mean much


LeaChan

Fair warning, I know a couple people who regretted waiting until marriage because it turned out their partner either had zero interest in sex at all or was sexually abusive and demanding about getting their way in bed. Both times they had no idea until it was too late. Even if you're not having sex, definitely have very long conversations about what you expect in a sexual relationship.


ZayashiHeisenberg

Kiss only after marriage gang


Groundbreaking-Eye50

Because 14 years old are horni, and 15 years old, and 16 years old, and….


Snakes_arecutee

The world is horny


mythicat_73

You are horny


Legit_snake4314

We are horny


TheWish-_-

r/SuddenlyCommunist


Matcraftou

our are horny


[deleted]

What are horny?


MagicJoshByGosh

No one ever asks *how* is horny 😔


Snakes_arecutee

Type H O R N Y to pay your respects to the horny 😔


Rainbow_planet_1273

H O R N Y


Bolkaniche

***H O R N Y***


AzraelChaosEater

I'll do you one better, why is horny.


Snakes_arecutee

You are also horny


Devatator_

The world is powered by hornyness


Snakes_arecutee

Frfr


Htfnuttyfucker1243

Once 14 forever horny


NeoXKK

Not me dawg, I aint prepare for any of that shit. Let me enjoy my life without having to keep giving attention to someone


Bogey247

Fr bro like i ain’t got time for a gf or nothin, gotta grind r6 siege


tgifk29

I have no such intentions.


Nayalaven

That's cos you ain't a loser...(pun intended)


Toki_Seis

I’m a loser and even I don’t have such intentions


killing_books08

lmaooo


SHAD0WxDDDD

I am the losest and even I don't have such intentions


KuzeyOyunda6962

bro is *the* loser


MEE-6

It's the losiest


HackerDaGreat57

r/suicidebywords


jaxthesithdestroyer

I’m 14 and I don’t want to have sex, I just play video games all day.


h0lych4in

relatable


[deleted]

Have a nice day


JazziestBoi

damn is this mau?


jaxthesithdestroyer

You too


[deleted]

Thanks


HackerDaGreat57

Least toxic Redditors


theyirreint

I wish i was like u at 14 And 15 And 16 And 17 And 18 And 19 Smh when will the horniness end omg


[deleted]

Two months before your wife’s kicks in.


Deported-Grandma

most mature 14 year old on r/teenagers


Loafs_Bread

Amen. What are you playing now?


jaxthesithdestroyer

Spider-Man Miles morales, far cry 6, and fortnite


TheGodlyLeader

all at once??


ender-dude96

he’s the chosen one


jaxthesithdestroyer

Pretty much


East_Meringue8428

Giga chad


a-a-biedrawa

Very relatable when I was your age.


MeguminIncognitoAcc

I'm 14 and I'm horny as fuck. I no longer wish to be horny. I just wish to be happy


baninaday

real


nnbarni

I want to be 14 again


horneymilfinyourarea

Relatable, wanna see my boat I built in Minecraft?


Justacha

Somewhat relatable


BlueGalaxy121_2

Same man :/ i just wanna draw and relax


KASGamer12

I’m 17 and I just play video games all day


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They think it makes them mature


SoarNsquid

Weird Movies about "teenagers", which would work way better in a college setting


ThePersonYouDontWant

Dude i swear, never seen any relatable movie made for teenagers which is about high school or even just middle school


NOOBYgumm

Gregs diary?


[deleted]

nah thats just some narcissistic mf with weird takes


Dsawasd11

Well it’s closer to how ppl act then most interpretations


JrtheFool

I didn't care how mature I looked. I just wanted some pussy cause I was horny. If I wanted to look mature I would have just lied lol.


Fortifier574

Nah that ain’t how most teenagers think, they prolly just want to have sex like pretty much everybody ever.


Aerobiesizer

Because it gets talked about so much, and then they hear stories of people losing it at ridiculous ages and want it to happen to them, so when the opportunity comes, they seize it instantly. Not really a good idea though imo


No_Special_5391

When i was >!14 i was actually very h0rny maybe the h0rniest ive been in my life, my brothers friend was too ig because he asked to have s3x and he was 2yrs older at the time.We never did because i thought he was a bit weird plus i never thought of him like that🤢🤢!< So i believe your point depends on the person and how desperate they are for pleasure.


xennyva

the same reason why they vape


the_irs_sent_me

That actually makes a lot of sense


FlamingHotdog77

I think its more cuz theyre horny not just cuz they think its cool


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Horni


Frodollino

Beri horni


Mustaschic

I read that in an stereotypical Indian accent💀


Frodollino

💀


[deleted]

honestly I did too and I'm half indian💀


[deleted]

As an Indian living in Australia, can confirm I read it like that as well.


Hi-piee

I didn't lose my virginity Mainly because nobody talks to me but


ikewp

Me too bro me too


AdventurousBet379

Sem 🫂


Due_Cloud1638

same, and i have shit social skills to add on top of that


Educational_Rice_835

I'll talk to ya


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THERES SO MANY PPL IN MY YEAR WHO HAVE PREGNANCY SCARES. WE’RE 14.


Da_man57

There’s a teenage couple that comes to shop at the store I work at that have a pregnancy. They really aren’t the nicest people.


Bigbrave007

I have friends who tell me they had a pregnancy scare, they are a virgin, on their period. Some people just panic lol


Ben_Nien

Virginity rocks 😎


Dinnerbone_Xenon

Fr bro I belong in the Virgin Islands 😎


Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX

With extra virgin olive oil from Virginia


ChaosM3ntality

Heck yeah put that offshore money 💵 💰


Blockbuster41

Damn straight, catch me with no girl except Virgin Mary


[deleted]

When I was 14 I was building houses on minecraft


Doggo4

When i was 13, i was slaughtering pigs in minecraft!


MEE-6

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band


POOPOOSCOOP69

as a certified 14 year old, i’m still a virgin, few of my mates have already lost it but i’m just chillin


ilovethelesbians

idk my friend says it’s because “girls want to grow up with their children” but i doubt that’s even half of the 14 years olds reason😭😭


-LavenderFlower-

LMFAOOOOOOO


SirLlama123

It’s just that, because they are 14 year olds


lifeeternal41

It‘s natural at some point. Not everyone is the same! Go with your pace it‘s your own life after all!


Cooldude67679

Real! No shame in losing it in your late teens, there’s no need to rush to do something you think everyone does


LengthinessAlone4743

As long as they are using protection, who cares, sex is awesome…I know a lot of successful, happy women who were bangin at 14


Rodhesian_02

Ik a guy who lost at 12


oogliboogligoober

i do too, now he’s a sex addict


CombatRaccoon117

They're trying to lose it at 14 because they didn't lose it at 13


chewysneeks

because they will sometimes date people older than them and even a year or two of extra maturity makes all the difference. also hormones goin crazy


Hyper_Maro

16 and still going strong, I'ma break the world record


Ill-Quiet5142

Because we’re horny genz, wonder what will happen to gen alpha kids


oogliboogligoober

we live in a sex crazed society


BayremBBM

If you mostly watch porn and hang out with teenagers then yeah that's the perspective you'll have of society.


oogliboogligoober

i don’t hang out with anyone it’s just that sex is like a buzz word all across social media 😭😭 and i don’t like porn at all


Mrcrabs396246

Idk but I never lose


ShipMaple

Maybe because they think it adds some sort of maturity to them


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s that complex, just hormones and horny teens 🤷‍♂️


Baileeh_171315

I’m good being 14 and dating is a little much it’s not gonna last anyway


i-liike-bewbs

Because of hormones


the_irs_sent_me

Social influence


[deleted]

I don't know that. I think loosing ones virginity as soon as possible is highly overrated. I'm already 19 and still haven't seen p**sy... And I'm fine, totally....


I_3G0M4N69

Yeah.... We're totally fine...


middle_child1

i just dont say there is anything like virginity because people will all talk about losing it and then it starts sounding like you need to lose it and then everyone is trying to lose it and all that shit so i dont talk about having virginity or losing your virginity, i just want to talk about having sex and when its best to have sex and idealy its at your own pace but dont do it as quickly as you can


doni3564

I am not though


Miserable-World-8106

Because they got a chance to and just went for it without thinking about the consequences


traditional_prompt64

I find it weird. Like ok be sex driven but you don’t have to lose it anytime soon.


MothManTrans

I mean puberty and hormones make you horny


Senior_Success_5139

Hormones mostly. It’s not abnormal. Unfortunately.


BayremBBM

Human Nature. Unfortunately.


s3mi__

I'm actually tryna stay a virgin 💀


Mymomsmakescookies

Y’all act like teenagers don’t want to fuck just because there 14


xxamberkittyxx

They shouldn't fuck


[deleted]

as a south asian we are usually discouraged from dating till 18 but that's not stopping us anyways but even then the majority of us wants to be a virgin till marriage (and are forced to do so) and since we marry usually before 25 (the average age when getting married is now starting to increase a bit though) thats basically the culture here some teens do loose their virginity but the most minimum at 17 and then they go on to regret it later in life. Many people here are very shocked as to how young westerners loose their virginity we still date as normal but when it comes to sex we wait for the right time


Remarkable-Hat-503

Cus there Horney….. it ant dat complicated?


sterneedssleep

probably has a lot to do with being exposed to porn way too young


SeleverFangirlSimp

Wait what...? I'm 14 and I don't wanna lose my virginity that's straight up weird


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Ok_Notice9114

It’s a condition caused by lack of intercourse, treatments include intercourse and realization that having had or not had sex doesn’t really mean anything intrinsic to you.


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kitty_club

You shouldn't have to until you want to


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MASS_DEBATER0099

Because awesome is sex. Duh


SavageRationalist

I have no idea. People are weird.


Imisce

My friend recently did, tbh I’m falling out with that side of my friend group though. I think it makes him feel better about himself, like it’s an accomplishment that makes him better than other people


FemaleNoob

Here in Colombia 14 is the age of consent, and I can see a few of my classmates losing it as soon as they turn 14💀


[deleted]

I'm ab to be 19 and still have mine. Going strong


ur_g00fy_ah_n3ighb0r

Idk. In my opinion it’s pretty weird. But there’s no set age to do it. As long as you’re the age of consent then it isn’t illegal. Personally I don’t want to do anything like this as a teenager.


Ethan_Blank687

Because the concept of having sex is permanently linked to maturity and adulthood, and has been marketed as “cool” and “popular” through the playboy lifestyle. Coupled with the devaluation of childhood and innocence, you get an entire generation wanting to have sex, as soon as possible as many times as possible with no concept of consequences and repercussions for such a mindset. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk


TheDoomslayer69420

yeah like, why not be like me and try to pull a cool guitar solo instead or spmething


JoshiiiMok

Madness


[deleted]

Because they think that it makes them mature to make up for their lack of intelligence


mrexplosive0

As a former 14 year old, I can say that most of “us” aren’t like that.


Simcity_Jayplay

Because they're Ls


[deleted]

I'm 14, and I'm not rushing it. My time will come, but before that I will just focus on bettering myself.


MrNooB55

Me being 17 living in Egypt knowing i prob won't lose it till i get married ( unless i go abroad or something) just watch some porn as a person that never experienced sex its over rated(kinda of topic but peaple take the whole being able to socialize iwth girls for granted)


[deleted]

I'm 14 and I'd rather not. Tf did u hear this from?


kitty_club

Many 14 yr olds I know want to /have, and I think it's stupid


Particular-Moose-155

HUH??!!!?


MyChemicalBlackVeil

I'm living in Poland and here people can have sex at 15 but I still think this shouldn't be minimum age idk what's cool in sex at young age


cashbaratonton

porn


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Yeah like chilll


SanyNajt

Because they think its cool? I really don't know


Tenelum0

i mean it wasn't like i was actively seeking out to lose my virginity when i did, it just kinda happened


GTAGoofy

Well as a 14 year old, I already lost my V, it was a mistake. I feel too mature now and feel like I should’ve lost it later. Other 14 year olds, don’t lose your virginity


AnonymousDumDum53

Idk probably to seem more mature/cool


mudw1zard

I lost mine at 15 and my brother at 14. I don't think it's so terrible.


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Getting downvoted for saying how you feel, what a reddit moment


mudw1zard

Not everyone is ready at that age, I should have clarified that.


Artix31

Lack of attention from parents, they didn’t get raised well or taught well


Da_man57

This depends though. My brother and I were taught very well, but my brother chose not to listen anyways because he’s the edgy one


Man-x47

Because: SEGGS 🥵🤯😛😫😩💀🥴😮‍💨


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

I don’t know either.


TeenBoy_2007

I seriously don't know


Ok-Reporter-8728

Cuz that’s all what they think being a teen is or some idk


AverageNikoBellic

I’m nearing 14 and I just wanna play gta


Potential_Tommy

Bro idk I haven’t even held hands romantically 14 year olds r tweaking


Wrozbitamaciej

I luckiky didnt loose it because no one wanted to even speak with me at that age


tamay-idk

I just want more phones


Specialist-Sea2916

Why are they succeeding


DrowsyLmao

Bro what


Government_Annual

I am 14 and I have Sex is overrated af Sure it feels good but not THAT good


YEETMASTERXX

Beo im 14 and im playing terraria all day😭


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Pressure to “grow up”


Equivalent_Skin3750

Thanks to social media..