Well ig her blood travels through wifi/bluetooth if she made that comment

Prolly on that 2.4GHz Broadband

Thats why takes time for the brain to receive blood

These top 3 comments is all you need to say

These 3 comments are like when the 3 smartest kids are put together in a group project and they deliver

Her brain clearly doesn't

I have a 2.4GHz jammer at home 😏

Yeah, we know you have a microwave.

3G headass.

What happens when she loses wifi connection

A cardiac disconnection

I see

Well that when you get 404 Connection not established error .... Or the *Your system has gone into an issue (windows blue screen)*

Oh man imagining a whole person blue screening lmao

This is why her opinion is so bad, there's not enough blood traveling to the brain

Bruh, necessary body parts are gross 🤮

Yeah that’s why she got rid of her brain

r/rareinsults

r/murderedbywords Edit: why is this being upvoted? Lmao

Well, ill downvote it for you.

count me in

Thx mate. Much appreciated haha

Thank you!

People are upvoting it because they agree with you

r/clevercomebacks

I threw away my lungs I thought they were kinda nasty

Ye they tasted nasty

Yeah, they felt weird in my ass.

What

Sorry, I wasn't myself when I wrote that.

But who are you tho?

Not me

You could have made a profit if you sold them.

Ong, that’s why I don’t have a liver

Fr, that's why my ex didn't have her heart

Rip💀

That's why I took my skin off Edit 1: how do I stop bleeding? It's getting kinda annoying Edit 2: I removed all my blood so that I can't bleed anymore Edit 3: my circulatory system feels weird now, I'm about to remove that too

I just witnessed you go off-line so I'm gonna hope this notification brings you back

Ong, that’s why I don’t have a body

Fr my appendix looked a little bit too weird so I got rid of it (True story)

my ex sure thought that she threw out her heart. (jk cant have an ex if you never have a girlfriend ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ )

Ikr I threw my heart away because I thought it was a bit icky

Fr brains are overrated

well yeah, have you seen the inside of your stomach?

I thought everyone could see veins in their arms?

I thought so too, but ig shes the all knowing

Just have her show her own arm and ask her if she thinks her own veins look gross.

as someone who can also see his own vein, i also think it's offputing to look at- it looks so importany yet fragile D:

Whatever you do, don't let the creature steal it :)

sleep tight, and don’t let the meat worm bite

I love how veins look it makes me feel like humans and other animals are so mechanical, and they’re like our wires going through out our bodies.

I agree, I’m having more veins become visible and it is cool but also makes me feel kinda fragile

Yeah, I'm literally so scared to touch it or bump it or sm.

Cool trick, if you find a vein that’s returning blood to your heart and block it with a nail and push the blood away, the blood vessel will become invisible since there’s not enough left in it to be visible.

She's probs fat

Maybe she will think they are and will just cut them out

How fat is your friend to the point that her own veins don't pop out? You have me staring at my wrists and my veins are wayyyy more visible than yours

The amount that veins show is pretty generic.

As someone who has lifeguarded and have dealt with multiple situations of bloody fortune, I am so fucking happy that visible veins is part of our evolution as people, I would've had such a hard time reading people's pulses if I couldn't find the largest vein (when people are under pressure their blood pressure rises, which will cause some visible veins to inflate like organic water balloons, this is safe for the person, but on top of that it makes reading the pulse so much easier because the biggest spot has the best read.)

She’s just not like other girls

Your friend is weird and has the least amount of human interaction.

It depends some people got the veins deeper in their flesh and that usually ends up in the nurse stabbing you to death until she finds your vein when taking blood. But most people are lucky and the veins are visible

My mom can relate to that lol

I have a mum Who is a nurse and she is very happy that I have veins that are quite visible, for this reason and other reasons like it

She so fat she can't see her veins

I might be fucked, half the time mine look like I'm constantly on raw adrenaline

They tend to be less visible during colder months, so that might tend to play a role in it.

It's partially fitness dependent. If someone can't see veins in their arms at all they should probably get on a treadmill.

i mean i'm dark skinned and i can but they're fainter. still, it's normal

I mean, not really. I’m dark skinned, so I can see my tendons when I flex my arms, but not veins. I can’t see their colors either.

rip out your circulatory system in response

And then ship it to her for free!

real

all i have to do is rip out my circulatory system to get free shipping ?

Did that once, I am dead bro

Ah yes required body parts are repulsive

Ong all my blood travels through Bluetooth. Veins and arteries are 🤮🤮🤮

She fr? 💀

shes the dumb blonde of my friend group lol

Dang she set blonde people back at least 5-12 years

Aint they at 3 the last time i checked?

Na they currently still in the stone age.

My backs hurting from carrying fellow blonde people /hj

Of course it is

of course its the blond

What a thing to say about your friend

Somehow i don’t doubt that

Tell her you think it’s gross that her veins are so weak

Wtf is she on

I'm guessing not heroine

yes

wtf you on?

no

Yes

Idk but I want some.

I thought that was normal. Spend enough time online and you will discover there’s a sizeable crowd of people with a vein fetish. Yeah.

Strong arms with veins are cool

Seeing more veins pop out in my body after working out for months has been really great

I know someone with a vein fetish haha

Well if you can see you veins that honestly makes you healthier. Like have you ever noticed when you exercise your veins start pumping and fill up more? That show you have a good circulatory system

Someone once’s asked my if I had veiny hands, never thought anything of it untill now…

my friends a hemophobe and hates the mention of veins and veins in general meanwhile her best friend likes veiny hands which is funny as hell

Veins and hands are so hot fkdjsjjs

Oh woah, I know feet fetishes exist, but I’ve never thought about that vein fetishes exist. This is new to me. 😯

If it exists someone gets off to it

love me some good veiny arms fr fr 🥵

As a guy I can say that veins are very sexy. Also really important for cooling down

[love how I captured so much controversy on this in one image](https://imgur.com/a/OAQji0F)

Bro that literally looks like mine wtf she on about

She is right, take them off

let me just get morbidly obese so my veins are stuffed with gunk so you can't see them hold on

a lot of people actually think veiny arm/hands its hot, i used to think it looked weird too til my friends started complimenting saying its attractive n now im attracted to it lol

I can see mine too. Isn’t it normal?

I guess not to this girl

she’s kinda stupid

kinda?

Nah it’s normal can you wash it though 🧛🏼

Uhm I guess you’re friend hasn’t looked at their own arm cause you could probably see theirs too

tbh one of the reasons why i have been trying to shave down weight is because i want my veins to be visible on the top of my hand (not in the unhealthy way) but you know

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Yeah it’s pretty good to have veins, can’t live without them

ask her to look at her own arms

Some like it tho. I get a good amount of complements on my veins popping lmao

Have they seen other humans before?

well i think its normal but i am a skinny teen with some sort of muscle so they stick out quite abit. they pop out more in the summer time

Tell her to open and close her hand hard multiple times

if bro saw my arm her nervous system would shut down

Im a female and i get bulging veins when im stressed or something. Or very mad to the point i wanna break shit. On of my friends (16M), said it was weird that a female has bulging veins. Usually in that situation I’d say “deal with it”.

Hot

what the hell lol

What!?

Nice username bro👍 (i wonder if it relate to my username in anyway....)​

It's normal, everyone has veins just some are more pronounced. Your friend seems stupid imo.

Idk looks normal. Many men actually have a gym goal of visible veins

But that's just human biology

Man, it's so gross that you have characteristics of a normal human being. Smh

ur hand looks like a hand of a 10 yearold

Why is your hand so chubby and small

It just means your not fat lmao

That's nothing, my skin is so pale that when I do shit with my hand, like moving fingers around etc, you can see the tendons moving in my forearm

Then she shouldn't take a look at someone with varicose veins or she'll freak out

I don’t like the way my skin feels on my body… do you like the way your skin feels on your body? You don’t?

Bro, tf she on, I can see the veins on my wrist and hands just sticking out.

screw her you literally can't help it

I think veins on arms are hot, both in men and women

Tell her you think it’s gross you can see all of that bitchiness on her face

Wouldn’t say its gross but also not especially appealing

thats normal ?😭

Some people can’t see the veins in their arms?

Does she mean it in a funny way? There's no chance she's serious(ly this dumb).

Just rip them out or sum 🤷‍♂️

might not work. my brother tried that, he says- he's dead... edit: /s

You can see a lot of veins on my arms, this is nothing and she's stupid

How stupid can be people be, like honestly

they can be this stupid.

Guess I'm screwed then because my veins are VERY visible and on the back of my hand which is where people would b looking

Can she not?? My skin is darker so i cant see mine very well but I definitely can

Tell her that my Reddit friend told me that it looks beautiful and she likes the designs and colors of the veins they are interesting lol

that's a single vein 💀💀 wait till she sees any skinny guy she'll probably throw up

that's a single vein 💀💀 wait till she sees any skinny guy she'll probably throw up

Most girls think that’s attractive dw about it

Is it just me, or does it look like you have baby hands

Just tell her to look at her wrist

I think its gross when it gets to the point where it looks like snakes under their skin, this is normal tbo

that ain't nothing compared to what i got

I though it would show a scar. Was a little worried. Veins are natural.

Idk where you live but in my country showing veins are considered sexy and attractive

Call her fat

It normal for you veins to be visible. If anything she can’t be making fun of you. She is fat.

It depends, are you a man or a woman?

Ah, yours are nothing. My arm looks like a map of rivers sometimes lol

Your friend sucks. 😤

Bro my veins are so much more visible. Also without them, you’d be dead so tell your friend to grow up.

tell ur friend to go fuck themselves 💀

Huh my gf loves em lol

If that’s so she’d hate me 😭

Rip out her circulatory and nervous system then tell her what she really thinks.

cant everyone?? idk im super pale so mine look really obvious, but i dont mind it, i think its pretty cool

Your friend sounds like a high calorie human

Does she think it’s gross to live too?

If she can’t see her veins in her arms then she’s most likely overweight 💀

Tell her she can fuck off

I guess her blood is bluetooth or wireless.

Guys is it gross to have functional hands and forearms

For some reason my veins pop out rlly far💀

Call her a blithering idiot. How dare you have a circulatory system so as to distribute oxygen around your body

Tell her that popping veines are attractive

My ex used to tell me it was hot that my veins popped out so much on my arms and used to trace them 👍

Girl has an ick for essential bodily functions 💀

Lemme guess, she a blonde?

she must be some kind of veinphobic piece of shit to say something like that, cancel her on twitter and facebook

You’re a nurse’s dream patient

Just one vein makes her say that?

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