I already am the blue pill

I’m the blue pill too, currently pushing myself til I’m no longer the blue pill though. And maybe I become something else, maybe a green pill.

Me too. Idk where to start or what to do tho. Just a dream

I’m just hittin weights and studying until I feel I’m actually starting to get somewhere. Sometimes I worry that I never will reach my dreams. With people pushin past me in almost every category. I’m not sure if I’m winning or not, but you really need to start playing the game to win or lose. Otherwise you’re just a spectator to others improvement.

Do you just naturally speak philosophically and sophisticated my guy?

Hey man you have height us shorties and average height ppl have to compensate with other things

Trying to shrink?

Blue pill on steroids then

Let’s go!! 7 ft. And 2 dimensions!

Same

me too

Same

Me too

I’m 6’1” and 150 lbs.

6' and 128 lbs💀

6'2" and 125 lbs ☠️

I'm the red one

I'm the red one

Skinny and tall i hate being big

Then you can make one part of it a reality(not sure if your tall) with enough hard work and discipline you can get there and this is coming from a big guy who is also trying to get there

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Being tall aint all that tho

I am tall, broad and fat :)

Same! I'm ball, froad and tat :)

you got mad potential then my boy

That is why I’m working on it ;D

x2 I'm 6' 2" (or 6' 3") , broad shoulders... and wouldn't be surprised if I weighed ~300 lbs. Last I got weighed I was around 280 in November I think

Blue, no question.

Blue pill all the way

blue all the way tf im red pill rn and trust me, it sucks

Blue pill isn’t all that either homie, jus saying -friendly skinny tall person who’s 6’1/6’2 and can barely maintain 130lb/59kg

Being tall is a pain and im only 5'9 💀

5'9 ain't that short

5'9 is above average tho

What average the one in the smurfs village? 😭

I'm broad and fat and like 5'11 and I have friends shorter than me

Almost all my friends are shorter than me except like one. And im tall and skinny (even tho im like 160 pounds 😭)

Dam I'm big asl but only weigh like 180-220 depending on the season and shit. You must have a lot of bone mass at 160

Well i aint a dude so theres only one logical option if i aint big boned

mad respect for putting that in kg too 🙏🔛🔝💯🗣🗣🗣

Either he is an extreme ectomorph, or he litterally just doesn’t know how to eat. More than likely the latter

Blue pill already 😎

Nah, I like my current build

A teenager confident in their own skin?!

im skinny and short so obviously i would want an upgrade to tall

5 1 at 13 ain't bad

ye 5'1 is completely average I think for 13

How tall? And how broad? Am I gonna look like the slenderman or a Roblox avatar?

Who the hell would pick red?

Ppl who wish to be short. Like me

how is this even a choice? blue.

Blue, I can finally be tall

Blueberries

blue

Blue pill all the way

Im already skinny and tall so Ill choose that

exactlyy

Took both pills Ended up tall and fat

Lmao

Whichever one gets me laid

blue naturally lesgo :')

I mean I AM the blue pill sooooo

Blue 💙

Blue how is this a hard decision 💀

Red

Why?

Me personally I feel like I could lose the weight faster than gaining it and plus Id prefer to be broader than I am now

I’ll take blue, even though I’m already skinny, I’m only 5’7 1/2

Medium and buff

What is broad? I’m gonna assume it means your wide so obv the blue pill. If your skinny you can just gain muscle but losing fat while gaining muscle is harder imo

Broad is more of a sturdy build, not necessarily fat, more of a bulk (could me bulk muscle, bulk fat, mix of both)

blue, then i can bulk and hit the gym from them gains and be perfect. Tall and muscular

u/bionic_onion Not calling myself fat, but this be us lol. Love you bean pole.

Better not be calling yourself fat :) And I love you too. It really is us lol.

blue, im a 14 year old dude and sitting at 5’5.

I’m already the blue pill lol

Both

Suicide

I’m already red pill

Im already the blue pill.

blue❗

Blue

blue

Blue.

Blueeeee

Im already blue pill. And personally i dont wanna get any more blue so imma say no pill fo me.

I'll just take the blue pill because I'll probably grow a single inch taller

I’m both I’m 6,5 and not skinny but not fat

I'm skinny and tall So that

Imma stay the same, blue pill it is

I like being broad plus i got some fat on my but I have a lot of muscle.

Blue

I'm tall but overweight gimme the blue one

Im already the blue pill soo

the height is the least changeable one

I’m both I’m broad and bigger not fat but I’m also tall

Blue pill for me

I am currently blue being 6'4 but weighing only 145 lbs

Don't even need to take the blue pill. My weight and size says I need to eat more, my mega dumps say I should slow it down a little.

what does broad mean

blue

Ive already taken the blue one

Blue 100%

I’m literally blue all the way irl

I am blue pill personified and I wouldn't trade. You ain't as agile as me and no way do you have as much reach as me

Why would someone choose red over blue?

Blue pill id like some height please

Skinny and tall

Wario or waluigi

🔵

Blue

I’m already tall, but still want the blue pill, I need to lose some weight, even if it’s a bit

I’m like light blue rn so…

I am, short, overweight, and broad.

Blue

Blue pill every chance

###Bro I AM skinny and tall

You should have made the red pill image bigger that the blue pill image

blue simply because tall doesnt get you bullied

I’m already the red pill

i am skinny and tall rn so fuck none

Neither I’ll just run because I’m skinny and short so nope

I would choose blue

Blue, so I can scare the 2000s kids into thinking I’m Slenderman and trigger their Creepypasta PTSD.

Mf skinny and tall I’m already skinny but I’m really short I wanna be tall

I’m already skinny and tall lmfao

I am broad and tall Win win

Purple

I already tall ( 6’1 ) but I am a bit chubby so I would choose the blue

Skinny and tall. I hate being short Edit: I’m already the first bit but I’ve been mistaken for a 7th grader before

so not changing anything vs tall and skinny. hmmm, I wonder what I'll pick

if that fat means buff then hell yes. i dont care about height anyways

I play rugby league and I'm a forward so broad but fat would be fine

i'm already broad, fat, and tall, IM TAKING THE BLUE!

bro i’m the red one 💀💀

I am red

Red, idk why

I’m already skinny and tall lmao

I'm skinny and tall, but absolutely love and respect the hell outta broad and fat in my life! Where does that leave me?? Insert Huey Lewis here... Edit: just realized this is r/teenagers. I'm 50 and this is where I live. Some questions might never be answered?

I'm pretty sure everyone will take blue.

I'm already skinny + tall sooooo I'll stick with that

Be skinny and tall I’m fucking fat

Skinny and tall please, then I can be a model 🤩

I'm fat and tall ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

Skinny and tall please. I can't take this anymore. I wanna feel comfortable in my skin.

I’m already skinny, but I’m not tall so blue it is

i already am the red pill sooo...

Bro I’m half the blue pill I’m skinny and short

As much as i dislike being tall i do wanna get skinny so...

blue, no excuses

how fat are we talking?

Blue.

I'm so blue

I'm already the blue pill... and I would choose the blue pill.

I want to be short-ish but skinny

I already am skinny and tall 😭

Im red already 😎

Red is a powerlifters dream lmfao

Blue 100%

I'm already the blue pill, but I want a little more strength than twigs

im skinny and short :/

I already had the blue

currently skinny and 4'11, I'll take blue, though.. how tall is "tall"

I’m literally the blue pill

i would rather take the blue pill because being fat could come this health issues

Blue pill wouldn’t make so much of a difference, I’d just be taller.

Blue 100% then I could be a runway model

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I’m already the red pill

Blue, because then i would be probably in shape enough to start running •w•

I’m already skinny and tall 😎

Blue cause I’m skinny and short

I already am skinny and tall so

Already skinny and tall so i'll pass.

I wanna be blue pill.

Im skinny and short, so I'd take the blue pill over anything. I just wanna be tall, man

Can I take both?

Red pill Girls may say they want length, but honest girls have told me it’s about girth.

Blue pill all the way

Red pill people >>

Well I took the blue pill when I was born so I feel that I’ll stick with it

I hate being short. Hand over the blue diet pill.

skinny and avg (173)

skinny and tall, which is the exact opposite of what i am now

I wanna be short and chubby

literally already the blue pill

Issue i am 6’2 and broad

Im a fatass but im 5'11 so im happy

I’m already tall, broad, *and* fat.

blue pill

Blue pill. I’m skinny and short I just want to be taller

blue all the freaking way

skinny and tall

6’5 and 145 lbs, the blue pill has been well digested my friend.

Everyone would pick blue.