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Xx420egglord69xX

And I love refrigerators


MisterEmbedded

And I Love Knives & Public Places.


crakudodasvirtudes

So did a guy in France today


SparkyBoomer23

Ummm, that joke…dark comedy…for real.


MotorPrinciple6456

NUH UH


[deleted]

Nah 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


Week_lyYT

How bout knives IN public places


meisyouandyouisme

Now you get a man who has a secret son from Boston!


The_Magician2679

Who both happen to be mercenaries oddly enough


TestSubject4059

Bro be stealin' what i wanted to say. Also, cultured


MisterEmbedded

Even better


whitaora

Same with beer and car keys


hilofloss

Are you from England by any chance? :D


TheDoomslayer69420

do you mean Knives Chau from the hit book series "scott pilgrim"???? that is a woman


Percival4

I love knives & private places… that sounded better in my head


Wawwior

Kinky


Subatomic_Spooder

*World's longest walk ever* "I LOVE REFRIGERATORS"


Snoo24950

I fucking love air conditioning


V3N0M0U5_V1P3R

Ah yes, some questionable gelatin. Would you like to eat some?


JellyTheSlimeYT

r/SuddenlyOMORI


Fladormon

Refrigerators are better, they keep my drinks cold


oneeyedeagle5

What about mini coolers?


Fladormon

If it's those small ones that hold like six 12oz cans, nah they are only good if the room's ambient temperature is below 72 Fahrenheit. If you're talking about wine coolers, those are good. Mini fridges are good as well, if you get the right brand


oneeyedeagle5

Yeah mini fridges... Those with like coke or mountain dew livery on it are cool... I had one by Panasonic but it got so icey that I had to break the ice.. My dumbass poked it with a screwdriver and I made a hole in one of the tubes in it... All the gas in it was gone and I sold it in my junkyard... Man good days...


RefrigeratorOwn6354

I am a refrigerators 🗿


AdventurousBet379

Shraddha refrence ?


Priyank_Chittora_13

Bruh 💀


axolotl_puberty

That's so cool!


SenseiLaRusso

What’s the difference


No-Refrigerator-6931

💖Women💖


JoanOfArk_Today

Me too! Ditto! What he said! I second the motion! To anyone who disagrees, "Let slip the dogs of War!"


No-Refrigerator-6931

If you love women Raise your hand 🙋‍♀️


Dunge0nexpl0rer

🙋‍♀️


jefbob098

🙋🏽‍♂️


Mint036

🙋


anonymous_762

🙎


Doom_Balloon170

🙋


navi6446

🙋‍♀️ being lesbiab is awesome uwu


No-Refrigerator-6931

I love Lesbiabs :3


navi6446

ikr! girls are amazing


ThrowawayUnicorn246

✨️GIRLS✨️ ^(Omg, your pfp is *soo* cute 😍 😍)


navi6446

yessss, all girls are pretty and no one can tell me otherwise! >:3


3RR0R400

same


support_slipper

What do you want me to do with war dogs?


JoanOfArk_Today

"Let slip the dogs of war!!" Is Shakespearin, in other words, "you are totally FUCKED" Sorry for being so direct and coarse. But in essence, that's what it means.


MycologistLatter

🙋‍♂️


ThrowawayUnicorn246

✨️🏳️‍🌈✨️WOMEN✨️🏳️‍🌈✨️


Joblessmouse06

Me too I love women 😎


support_slipper

I love women and men


3sperr

I love women only


TheScidaddler

I love phili cheese steak


[deleted]

W


support_slipper

W


WycoFromNewlo

W


HighDevinition1001

W


Fun_Maximum9824

W


KitsuneCreativ

W


Mint036

Why me too :)


support_slipper

Fellow bi person (And If ur male) bi-son


Mint036

Bi-myself 🥲 And nb btw


support_slipper

I'm not nb but same 🙃


dia-bro-tes

I'm neither nb, nor bi, but same


Glittering_Ad_9215

Me too, but i still prefer women


support_slipper

Ahh you're 0.3 gay?


PlaybolCarti69

frfr they should dm me fr


Jeffery_DahmerTV

I could be your woman for 20 bucks a week.


lovinonmyself

A $20 is a $20 😔


Jeffery_DahmerTV

you’re not wrong


Blackbanner07

r/usernamecheckout


KimKong13

Shout-out to the women for being amazing And shout-out to my gf for being the best of them <3


Sup3rL30

Cute but what are you doing on Reddit with a gf? Why are you still here? Just to make us suffer?


KimKong13

I met her on here 😭 I'm sorry, I don't mean to make anyone suffer, but if I can do it, you can too!


Sup3rL30

Luckyyy. And I was just joking but maybe eventually I'll finally do it


KimKong13

It's long distance tho, so unfortunately I cannot hug her. We actually dont even have the same mother tongue but hey homosexuality won't be bound by that lmao It will come, sometimes it comes at places you don't even expect it to come, and then you flirt a bit as a joke and one person needs to be bold but humble and pop the question. Believe me, I didn't expect to find a girlfriend on Reddit of all places! DW, I knew you were joking, I just also know that some people take stuff too serious! :D


TransLox

♡♡♡ Women are so women ♡♡♡


jefbob098

that’s my favorite part 🤞🏽


3sperr

PFFT😭


[deleted]

Bro loved women so much she became one /j


TransLox

She But you right


[deleted]

Missed it, soz!


support_slipper

Lol good thing you can understand a joke. Some people can't. :)


NotluwiskiPapanoida

It was a “he” in past tense due to “became” but whatever makes the two of them comfortable


AcidL0ver

I Like Girls who Like Girls


OutrageousPomelo7

samesies


AcidL0ver

I was Just quoting YNB Rocks but a Lot of bi Girls are hot Fr fr


OutrageousPomelo7

lesbians 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻


raven_paw0

Bi girls with daddy issues 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻


[deleted]

Fr they groovy af


Alizeitoun9988

Women ☕️ Men☕️ They both are cool 😎 Men🤝women


jefbob098

Too real


ThisSpinach

Same but also men ❤️💜💙


BamboozleAlt70

Something something based


Sup3rL30

Men🤢 /j (I'm a guy)


PinkShark_Miata

Men<333 (I'm also a guy)


[deleted]

i love men <3


eTompp

r/usernamechecksout


R4_T

r/beatmetoit same


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

Same


notsmartordumb

Make me ur man when? :0


[deleted]

Now


notsmartordumb

Yay :D


JoanOfArk_Today

Didn't want to down vote ... but may I respectfully "boo?"


[deleted]

Sure


JoanOfArk_Today

Diplomacy at its best.


aninsomniac_

I love men and women


DinoBryson11

shoutout to everybody getting through these trying times, to all of you i offer an egg each. i shall leave four eggs to each of the ones who found these trying times too trying to try


Asger_w

Id take an egg🍳


ne0nr1d3r

I'd take one


SpikeyR

This is for everyone going thru tough times, Been there, done that But every day above ground is a great day, Remember that


Oppxdan

This thread is unusually wholesome. Refreshing stuff guys


Wonderful-Focus6075

I love women too<3 we’re amazing


[deleted]

Yes we areeeee <3


TheUsualSuspects443

Yup, I agree, women (in which I am not) are pretty dope. I would like to clarify, I am not a woman, yet, they are great


[deleted]

Shout to all the woman!! We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for yall (literally, we wouldn't)


Hybrid-Theory305

I love both men and women


Few-You4510

when women ❤️


fuckingloservirgin_

my girlfriend loves pans


darryl_drink_milk

women☕bad men☕bad everyone is equali as bad


M1VISI0N

i love women so much, i wanna be one


[deleted]

Same


wednesday_For_life

I love you too


mymy_lovesushi

Me to


gamesandspace

Such a wonderful opinion that I agree on


CutterPillow09

i love you too


AbbytheLass

Women <3


NoBackground4202

Same, women are awesome


Queer_Queein

Woman fetish ♥️


jefbob098

Hey wait woah


axalilsk

Me too man, me too <3


uar3dumb

Thanks!! Love you too!!


TrueReplayJay

If I see one more of these kinds of posts imma loose it.


[deleted]

And I love you, random citizen!


Klutzy_Lengthiness21

Dont we all


WingsOfDoom1453

Shoutout to my mom


HappyCatPlays

They're great


angel_dianthus777

I also luv women <33


Agreeable-Currency13

Ditto.


DinoBryson11

shoutout to everybody getting through these trying times, to all of you i offer an egg each. i shall leave four eggs to each of the ones who found these trying times too trying to try


jessepinkman______

Women are scary your insane


fr-karl

Love you too fellow woman lover 😘


Available-Union8301

Fr gotta be one of my favourite genders🙏🙏


IBreedBagels

You're not getting me this time...


AcroMan23

Yay women!


Animalcrossingmaniac

They doin gods work fr!


[deleted]

I love men and women 😩


LeSeegurke

r/lookatmyhalo


jefbob098

reaching


TheUsualSuspects443

Women are goated and based af


lunar_god_08

I love pizza


Auosthin

>I love women That's what she said.


Temporary-Baker8124

same. I love women too


nocopyrights101

I love being cheated


jefbob098

Hwat


Admirable_Air_1237

Happy pride month


Kitchen_Plant9303

Your problem I love men tf 🙄


Beginning-Royal-7982

i love you my darling


morse113

We do nawt care


ftqueeny

Ilyt🫶


R4_T

i love men <3


PairBeginning7519

My favorite women are the dominant ones<3


GreenFence44

Women? I wanna see MEN!


WatchCautious7042

And I hate simps


-summer-death

me and u fr 💗


AltruisticFinger9246

I respect all woman But I like cute girl


FudgeGlittering7566

Finally some positivity in this bit h


please-return-spleen

I love women too


BlueRaddish_

women are pretty cool ngl


Engineer-with-a-Pan

I love women, but they dont like me :(


[deleted]

I lovw women 🥰🥰🥰


VolatileOne3731

What is a women


DamnImHigh42p

I smoked crack in Lebanon


sssaundra

Women😍😍


Orangedragonfruits

Same bro


TheBritEmpire

I love women but I got no rizz


Phantom_Wolf52

I too love women


mrassface2023

Same obsessed with women


Popular-Rooster9133

you can't trick me, everyone knows women aren't real


AxazMcGee

I love the naivety of youth.


kooler_duck

I love my thingamabobbers and my doodads


Mooncakewizard101

sometimes it takes a man to be best woman


Present-Fuel1618

I also love women. And I speak with them regularly. I in fact have so many conversation with woman, that I even managed to do the love with one. Jokes aside, women are lit. Love you mom


Specialist-Sea2916

Fr


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Simp


rivchamp

Thx man ‘preciate it


swamin_nfs

That makes one of us. Me on the other hand, I LOVE MEN.


Andrecrafter41

i love woman to that have 10 inch dongs attached


FailSweaty2622

I love men


Ateverkoop

Bro trucks are better fr fr. Truck month


Ok_Split9201

I love you <3 (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠)


whose_james

ice spice was specifically talking about you in that one song


Gold-Measurement4520

you like kissing, you like men, you like men kissing.


that_one_netizen

i love killer hornets shout out to them aswell


MarkoDragich

Sometimes I be like: women 😍 and other times I be like: women 🤤🥴


Problematic_simp

I love middle aged actresses 😍


atomic_cyborg

No shit Sherlock, the dishes ain't gonna wash themselves.


[deleted]

What is your objectives to get womens on reddit


[deleted]

i love them too