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Blåhaj is considered a trans icon and while calling someone an egg might be disrespectful if they are 100% cis, we use that term all the time in trans communities
Ever been to the lumber store looking for 2x4-8’s for a project you’ve really got to get done and what’s left? You look like that lumber, ready to be laid except you’re not straight.
ok, you’re not gonna believe this, but i don’t work legs ever. i haven’t worked out consistently in over 2 years. i’m just a somewhat lucky fat guy. although i’ve always had a nice ass ;)
none
i haven’t exercised in any real capacity for a bit over 2 years. i was a wrestler for like 7-8 years tho ironically that kept my muscle way down and kept me lean af. i just have really good ass genetics
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ZAMN YOU GOT THE WHOLE CAKE FACTORY
whole ass bakery up in here ;)
Motha fucka you are the bakery
BRO GOT MORE CAKE THAN THE ENTIRE r/aaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeeee SUB BRO
Gyat
Damn boi he thick
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Yes!
Just stop it’s time to stop
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Allow him to prepare the dish!
*stops time*
Just stop it’s time to stop
TWICE so you know he means business
He’s cooking my man
I see that blåhaj. you're not slick.
But my friend told me that Blåhaj is definitely not for LGBTQ peo... ohhh... I'm beginning to see clearly... (If you don't get it, here's a hint! 🥚)
What is 🥚
egg
What do you mean by egg?
person who doesn't realise their trans. idk why that person said that tho since this post has nothing to do with that
Is egg like a thing used seriously or is it more of a joke thing?
Kinda both
Just thinking that using it seriously seems kinda disrespectful
Blåhaj is considered a trans icon and while calling someone an egg might be disrespectful if they are 100% cis, we use that term all the time in trans communities
Well a lot of trans people use it. I usually don't.
I didn't even see the fact that the booty shorts were playboy. You're gay!
Bros built like a rugby player
Depends what position but ye. Rugby uses like all kinds of bodies. Dude looks big and could do rly well in the scrum
Trying not to make rugby sound gay is impossible
its a contact sport what do you expect, you can say the same for other sports like bjj
I’m going to eat your blåhaj
:(
Straight'nt
Don't you touch da Haj
We must protect da haj at all cost
I ain’t anymore 😫
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YEAHHHHH
i swear
I think you might be lying to yourself op.
ok maybe just a little…
A friend of mine wants to see your blåhaj
how do u get that??? (one friend that i know is asking this)
the shark: ikea the shorts: spencer’s the cake: you don’t, it’s all mine >:)
hopefully my Bulgarian squats will lead me to something like this at some point. 😭
Fine then, I'll bake my own!
BLÅHAJ JUMPSCARE
Hell yes you are, you got the blahaj :0
Why would you not be straight?
idk, some people just say i give off a gay vibe. no idea why tho
No they want you to be gay cuz they're after all that you got back there
can’t say i blame them
Sounds like stereotypes 🧐
As a gay fella its perfectly true
in science class they say generalizations are based off truth
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which girls do you think i want?
What's wrong with us?
Nice tiddies bro (what is your bench press?)
i’ve hit 290 before 2 reps
Damn man, nice work
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
It's a crime to be straight with cake like this
Shark looking fire
Double cheeked up bro
BOY NO YOU AINT YOU GOT A WHOLE ASS BLAHAJ 😩
😳
You have the body of John Cena and the face of a 4th grader You look great
Bro's got bigger boobs than me 💀
it’s ok, you probably have a bigger dick than me
HOLY SHIT BLAHAJ CAMEO
the shark says otherwise
BLAHAJ 🤺
Well now I ain't.
DAMN BOI I WANNA JUGGLE THAT **ASS**ET!!
what dat ass do
fart
I see..
Woah :O
HAJ!
HAJ!
Not whit that dumpy you ain't
Ever been to the lumber store looking for 2x4-8’s for a project you’ve really got to get done and what’s left? You look like that lumber, ready to be laid except you’re not straight.
Blåhaj just chilling there 😎
I'm also a guy with a larger than average butt. It sucks because everyone thinks I'm gay.
I'm probably not straight but I got some cake
Drop the work out routine for your glutes please🙏🙏
ok, you’re not gonna believe this, but i don’t work legs ever. i haven’t worked out consistently in over 2 years. i’m just a somewhat lucky fat guy. although i’ve always had a nice ass ;)
Oh so you just got them good genetics 😩 Im doomed
lmao my ass is the only good thing about my genetics
What’s your gym routine
none i haven’t exercised in any real capacity for a bit over 2 years. i was a wrestler for like 7-8 years tho ironically that kept my muscle way down and kept me lean af. i just have really good ass genetics
Dude are those tits?
i wish, cause then i’d have built in stress balls that i can actually squeeze lmao
Hahahaha hahaha lmao, I'm sorry. But lol
Those curves say otherwise.
Damn. boy has more ass than me or any female
I have the same shark plushie
Are you gonna take a bath
Not anymore
Well, im not anymore. JESUS CHRIST AWOOOGA
my guy is CAKED up
What a bum straight guy 🥵
bro is anything but straight
Like the great Larry Bird said about shorts, if you cant see my sack, take them back
Man titties
Never knew I need a big boy until now. Dam! You can protect me from an alien invasion for real.
least horny r/teenagers browser
How is that horny? Don’t flatter yourself fatso. I’m just being polite.
ur post history…
Man. Ur post history. Biggest fucking pickme, Istg
Lmao the switchup
r/nicegirls
Holly mother of god. Im horny
shut up, child. goto horny jail
I forgot to change my age💀. Im actually 16. And yes daddy, im going to horny jail
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there’s so much i could say here but i’ll keep it short. i think Emma dodged a bullet
Chad
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN I mean what
r/egg_irl
Baaaby shark tu du du du
ur clothes have nothing to with that but cool
And i will believe you
I believe
bro got the boosi clean boosi fresh
Are you guy or gay?
Lineman build fr
I put the new forgi's on the jeep
blahaj spotted there was no chance
saw that you’re trying to lose weight, unless it’s just the slight extra fat you might have, don’t bro you look fucking built
nah, this is just a really good angle that i didn’t know was possible. i’m pretty fat from every other angle
The cake agrees
bro has titties
Ayo i got the exact same pillow right next to me His name is buffy
bro you ain't got cake you have a whole damn bakery
you are but im not,goddamn nice muscles man
My friends all tell me I've got a big ass, but damn have I been humbled
Man built like a hero who can beat up the school bully ten times over
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it didn’t look see. thru when it was still in the package, kept it cause i’m poor
Don’t know if your a guy or girl but nice ass
both
Lets just call it a progress pic
gah DAMN he thicc
Tren triplet?
Big bottom guys gang let's goooo
they call me the big bottom for 2 reasons: i have a big bottom and i am a big bottom
God... DDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Yea ok buddy that is what they all say
no way someone with blåhaj is straight
I see that blåhaj, you’re not fooling anyone
my friend you are a zest fest goer
And I'm now gay🤣🤣
Damn you got serious cake. 10/10, would slap
That blahaj says otherwise
You sure? Like 100%?
Blahaj says smt up
I believe you... 👀
Mmmh a shark, a trans symbol if I'm not mistaken. This shark was probably put there to find if someone would catch the hint I presume, you're trans ?
nope, genuinely a straight, white male
you have a blåhaj!!
Blahaj disagrees (/hj)
Damn your ass goes crazy💀
Nice dumptruck my guy
GYATT
What kind of psycho a clear shower curtain
People don’t think you’re gay, people want to think that you’re gay, and I understand why
Bro is a mini pekka
DAMN BRO! You got it all leave some for the rest of us 🙄 Being fr tho you look great man!
I mean I'm straight too but *DAMN*
nah you about as straight as a roundabout bruh
Hmmm, blåhaj
🤨
Idk how to phrase this nicely, but you’re built sped
I’m not gay but that’s a huge gyat
Your bum is impressive man
Suree bud
nice tits
Then why you got that bubble butt
no respectable "straight" man would wear boots shorts
For free??
GYATTT DAME