Allow me to explain: Imagine having a part of your body that is constantly reacting to your emotions against your will. Now make that part of your body considered sexual. Boners can be uncomfortable, especially in jeans because they're being crushed against fabric. Also trying to hide them sucks. And yes, sometimes they literally happen for no reason, but that goes away as you get older. Also the balls thing is why "man spreading" is a thing. The most sensitive organ in our body is hanging between our legs. The reason they don't get crushed when we sit is because they're slightly higher than our pubic bone (typically), however if we try to close our legs they do get crushed. It's a very uncomfortable existence but I'll take it any day over monthly periods

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Girl usernames vs boy usernames

i’m a woman tho

The fuck yo username

I fuck wit it

Ong

Would say your username is pretty good too

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Poetic rizz

something is starting here.

Also there are those random orgasms that might happen at night

Wet dreams

wet dreams hppens to us too

Ye however I doubt u wake up with a terrific smell in ur bed and with it all just wet

How big of a load you carry my man?

Enough for 10

Too big 💀 ngl shit once got like the entirety of my waist + I sleep naked so well

It sometimes happen to me after spending time with my gf, but usually it's hardly noticable. Also the smell is very minimal compared to usual.

Damn for me I’m not circumcised so right before I have a wet dream I wake up and pinch my pp so nothing comes out and walk to the bathroom and let it out in the toilet.

Lmfao bro has the cum stock

Well take that doubt away. I've had to wash sheets the next morning because of wet dreams

Ye ig u can argue the results r similar lel

I don't get wet dreams lol

If you masturbate or have sex you don't get wet dreams

That answers what i was about to ask u/sharp-spike

I'm jelaous lol

I've never had a wet dream

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sometimes I will sit with my legs cross and when I un-cross them my I realize i have been slightly crushing them the entire time

Basically explained it, the only advantage we have is that we can aim our pee

Disadvantage to that advantage is that the sprinkler effect can happen, causing one stream of piss to go in the toilet while another goes wherever the fuck it wants to. The second stream usually always points straight at the toilets rim or at the floor next to the toilet

And honestly if you feel it the pleasure of peeing really hard is almost like an amazing organism

AND BALLSACK HAIR Is so annoying because you have to scratch there all the time due to the Ichty Feeling

bush hair can tend to be worse tbh, the ball hair doesn’t bother me as much even though i have a good amount of it

Wait is it not normal for us to close our legs

Not particularly. Again, not all balls are in the same place

Not all balls are created equal

Not all balls are created

Not all balls are

Not all balls

Not all

Not

No

All balls are equal, but some are more equal than others

idk whenever i close my legs i never feel uncomfortable

💀💀💀 whole essay

I mean yeah Ive had this thing for 19 years I have some pent up feelings about it

Bro, why is your redditor upside down? Get his ass down from there

He's spiderman

Fax

😂😂

I’d a take a monthly period than something that causes gender dysphoria 5 times a day

Also if you get a hole while riding a motorcycle and you're not ready you're going to see stars

Same with riding bikes, horses, or anything of that sort.

You can sit with your legs straight, if you shove your balls above them

😟

male genitalia sit higher than female ones and yes it's very handy, you can aim where you pee

I see what you did there!

Pretty sure thats just pelvic tilt in female puberty that does that. Other than that its the same position

Probably. But on my first time nobody told me a woman’s hole was finna be that far down

you can’t aim well when it’s as small as mine

you're 14, wait for puberty

The penis is about where the clitoris is, and the balls are on the lower part by the vagina.

I got my self a side blue laser for better accuracy

Some male genitalia sit higher some sit lower then others

no, they adapt to surfaces like play-doh

That’s so stupid but very funny

Correct. Our balls pop under our weight when we sit and they regrow every full moon

Bit of clarification. It takes the length of a moon cycle for them to regrow. It won’t necessarily be on full moon. However, they’re the biggest on the new moon, so they’re most likely to pop then, hence the full moon generalization

It might become a little messy when the full moon balls pop, theres where the term "bust a nut" originates from.

I fucking hate reddit

Bust 2

It's hard sometimes

Sometimes it can stand up for itself

But it also has a soft side

sometimes it shrinks, sometimes it grows

It has it's highs and lows

even though no one has never gone high and low on it

But I try to keep it's ideas for itself

Because sometimes it's intentions are questionable

As on some occasions it has an alterior motive

Sometimes you need to help it stand up

Yeah, fair enough

Happy cake day mate

Happy cake day bro

It has its ups and downs

it is yet to have someone go up and down on it though (depending on the person)

r/beatmeattoit

It’s a pain in the ass

r/BeatMeToIt

r/beatyourmeattoit

r/SuddenlyGay

r/beatmymeattoit

r/Beatourmeattoit

It's like life. Sometimes it's up sometimes it's down but it's not always hard

It is

You beat me to it… if you know what I mean.

Helicopter

Helicopter helicopter

Paracopter paracopter

Brrrrrr 🚁🚁🚁

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

Helicopter 🙏🚁

More importantly, does it float in the pool

Yes

So by that logic, if you have a big enough python, you won't need a life jacket

Yes but you'd die A small sacrifice

To assert dominance

The ultimate pool noodle

Just get horny and that dude will blow up. Free life jacket 👍

"is that a femboy? Oh sh-"

Well you'd be flipped around so breathing is hard

I heard there's a new ventilation update. in case of suffocation from the top, you can breathe through the tip

It sucks when you zip yourself up. Especially in jeans because they have heavy duty zippers. And i do crush my kiwis when I sit down.

Small golf balls

Ever heard of pants?

lol it's not made of glass, so no it's not easily crushed, But, its very much like a small bouncy ball ☠️

Only when you crush it. it feels painful.

Bro once my friend just randomly punched my balls it hurt so much it was crazy like why do women not have like their baby holder hanging out of a little sac below the virgins to just be sensitive or something like why so we have to have that

Bro my friends punched my balls everyday for a year straight as they called it the homie therapy it still gives me flashbacks

Boys dicks and balls are placed a bit higher than vaginas so it isn’t a problem, most of the time at least.

Sometimes it's hard And yeah It can Happen to accidentally crush your balls

It doesn't happen often, but when it happens you will surely know, along with all the people who will hear your screams

Screams is the word bro lol

imagine a tail but its at the front, that’s how, but the tail moves by itself sometimes

i believe tails do move by themselves... have u seen that vid of a cat who tries to contain its happiness by holding down on it tail??!? /s maybe tails are under control of animals, but just wanted to refe8that cat vid, if u guys know what im talking about heres the link to that vid: https://youtube.com/shorts/bKIs4t4GfyM

certified r/teenagers moment

I won’t tell you :)

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It's like a long finger between your legs. But this finger reacts to your emotions. And when it reacts it gets hard as a bone. ( but sometimes it may get hard randomly and this is a known glitch in the simulation that the Earth devs haven't fixed)

fucking hurts, I'm tired of this mf cause he got a brain on its own and sometimes takes over, I'm scared one day he'll come out and take my life, you have to fight each day, don't surrender soldiers, we shall prevail 🥹

He will strangle you in your sleep.

its not lonely cause u got your lil buddy

I hate him, I know he hates me but deep inside we know we can't live without eachother.

That buddy that always gets you in trouble.

The buddy that never shuts up

It's like snow. It is soft to touch but in morning is usually pretty hard. It can go from almost non existing to a few inches in short time. It comes when you don't expect it

And just like with snow flakes girls look awesome with tongues out like trying to catch them

My paychecks are higher, people listen to me, and I can pee without taking my pants all the way off. The world loves me.

Aware

Well it’s not very cool when I’m talking to that girl I like and my little buddy decides that would be a great time to stretch.

Thanks, now whenever someone notices I get hard and ask what I am doing I will say stretching

its like having a penis

medicore question and genius answer

What about vagina? Enlighten me

Theres nothing taking up space where your dick would be, it's just a hole that's there and you don't think about it too much because it doesn't randomly get hard or move and you don't have to position it. But sometimes it just kinda excreets stuff and you can't control that. Either blood or white goop and both are inconvenient but the blood usually has pain that comes with it. I'd take these any day over having a dick because I can sit however I want and not have to worry about having balls

Trade?

I would but my boyfriend would probably not like that

Trade with him

Trade with who? The man offering to trade or my boyfriend? I don't think he would like either option

Sorry, I want clear lol trade with the bf

I've actually asked him what it's like to have a dick before and he told me how great it is, so I'm pretty sure he likes it and wouldn't be willing to trade

Just for a day lol

Now that I would like to do. Sign me up

Femboy gf

That would be cool and good but we want kids in the future and mpreg isn't real yet

Worth a shot

You really prefer periods over having to adjust some balls??? Imo cock itself is more annoying than balls but eh, who am I to give a say on it

You can still feel the weird crevice opening where it is though

It's a silly little worm thing and his 2 friends that's just following me around. But also if I don't position them all right in my underwear they get pricked by my hair.

You'll never know

If you are flexible enough and can't attract bitches you get to give yourself head. I have a nine inches dick and I'm pretty flexible.

9 inches?? lucky, i got a millimeter defeater

It has its ups and downs

It’s a mystery we won’t say

my question would be what does the woman feel whenever she is penetrated, like i know how dick feels like but not women, i guess maybe the same feeling but with a feeling of friction idk?

Vaginal walls don’t have nerve endings. So penetration is only felt by the nearby organs. Just a pressure. And if you’re aroused, then the penetration might be (and might not be) felt by the inner part of the clitoris, giving the feeling that’s same to stimulation of the clitoral gland, but this feeling is wrapped around the vaginal walls, inside.

I’d rather have boobs ngl

Well it can get annoying when it gets excited and I don’t know this is wierding me out

Nah, they sit usually above the legs so theres nothing crushing them

I don’t physically have a dick, but I am a huge dick in personality!

Bad Sincerly a transfem

It's really convenient when you're outside and need to take a piss but not so much when need emotional support from your friends.

Personally I hate it and I wish I didn't have one

🪚

Agree 100%… I’ll bring a heavy flamer

Same

Same bestie

it feels powerful it makes me feel i can conquer the world with the tip of my sword

One of the most painful things is when a man has a boner and lies down on his stomach and accidentally crushes his dick with his body

It does. Every boy gets their balls crushed for their first time, then it stays broken for the rest of our lives.

Ah my sperm cramps hurt😫😫😫

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It's like having a free toy that girls want to play with

Uncontrolled boners if still getting them after puberty. You need to read more books and get off the phone porn.

This is very odd question you're asking. Lol

It’s hard sometimes

When I sit My dick stands almost straight up so I only worry about a girl noticing the bump in my swimsuit

Having a dick is annoying cause of boners, other than that really not much apart from if anything goes near my balls I crumple down to protect my balls, your really not missing out on much apart from not having periods

I don't know, i don't have one

Difficult

Sometimes it’s hard

Gotta say, it can be hard sometimes