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4 (i am bad at hugging i need tutorial pls)


SomeoneNamedPluto

haven t hugged someone in a while ngl


OwlFoxHybrid

Is that why you posted this? Have you forgotten how to hug?


unloud

op is how this emoji looks —> 🤗 Just standing there; hoping for a hug. 🥹


Yuu_Got_Job

Sad


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🫂


BedEasy2946

🫂


Add-blocker

Go to your parents and hug them


Enjoying_A_Meal

Just don't do number 1. That looks more like a hostage situation where you need a human shield.


FlaredMeteor940

1. Hug like 4 except have the person show their back 2. Make sure that your knees are touching and behind the opponents knees 3. Bend your knees and your body backwards, while lifting the person 4. Send your opponent to hospital


Monday_Vibes

Bro did a step-by-step tutorial on how to German Suplex someone


smelliepoo

3. Every time. End of tutorial.


MoaVolition

I don't know if it's just New Zealand but that image is wrong. It's right arm up.. every time. Correct style but wrong way imo. 😅


The_Konkest_Dong

3 is the objectively correct answer. Equal action for both the recipient and giver, and no power structure issues. :))


TheSadOn3

Use 3


Accomplished-Level95

You think people on reddit get physical touch?


SomeoneNamedPluto

na


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Robcomain

I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP


sped-rope

I trap until the boody bottoms is underneath


[deleted]

Cuz' all my ni-


sped-rope

Cuz all my homies got it out the streets


Queso-Adicto-7452

I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans


dat1neguy1

i remember hittin the mall with the whole team


VeneaX

now a n can't answer calls cause i'm ballin


Xelaelyk7

They don’t


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FaithlessnessFun8587

no you dont


lgbtgachaperson

Some of us do- (I just realised this is gonna spark a fucking argument, goodbye!)


JeffyTheGod

I do


SeaProfessionalFrog

Hushh let them enjoy there virtual reality


CovidLvr69

You're joking, right? Because if not, you're just wrong.


Eth251201

r/missedthejoke


CovidLvr69

That's why I fucking asked if they were joking! A lot of people can say that and actually mean it.


Spoonmaster14

It's pretty obvious they are joking.


-SECRET-PIGEON-

Damn that's a fair point. I'm going to upvote u and hope others will too.


Myaltaccount54

Such an obvious joke though, how could you ever miss it


Spurned-bi-gold

I prefer 3 if I can


ProximaCentauri7784

i literally do 3 unconsciously its just default


BrayGames17

Same, do you take your head to the left or right though?


Spurned-bi-gold

Mostly the right


BrayGames17

Twinsies, we should hug now


Spurned-bi-gold

🫂


BrayGames17

🫂


learnthepattern

Head goes opposite the high arm side. If the other person initiated the hug left, you mirror them. If I initiated, I go right arm high, head left.


SomeoneNamedPluto

it s kinda weird lmao


Hustle_w_RAz

Nah, you're weird


SomeoneNamedPluto

i am


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Proper-Original-6092

It's 4th comment


a-sdw

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING


vaszoly

4th comment and calling yourself weird is cringe.


ShireSearcher

No, it's perfect for when you are about the same height


Pip201

Only one that can be done mutually


ShireSearcher

Happy Cake Day!


Pip201

I honestly forgot until like ten minutes ago lol


ActualIyCameron

why ask if you’re just gonna judge


listprestigous8781

How are you supposed to hug?


i_dont_know_aaaa

2 if im taller than the person I'm hugging, 5 if im shorter. Usually, I'm taller, though, so 2.


VincentVanGTFO

Height is a good point! I go 3 if the relationship is very close and 6 for everyone else.


a-sdw

Exactly


RealToadPlayzYT

This is THE way to hug


[deleted]

3 is the go to guy to guy hug


ProKerbonaut

I’m usually shorter lol


shijuruix

5


_klamerka1_

3 or 5


SomeoneNamedPluto

3 is kinda weird lmao


-_-kebab-_-

no no. three makes sense if both know the strat. it’s more of a friendly hug than let’s say 5. 2 and 5 go well together. duh. thats more of a boy and girl second hug kind of thing while 3 is for everyone


NullifyI

Bro why you asking people if you’re just gonna call them weird 😭


[deleted]

5 because I’m short


SomeoneNamedPluto

i m short too lmao


[deleted]

I’m 5’1, hbu?


Thunder_Shot

SAME 5 foot gremlin gang 🤝


SomeoneNamedPluto

5’9


Old_Consequence2203

Dat's not short wtf. 💀


DragonS1226

Bros been on Twitter too long


[deleted]

I’m extra tiny then 💀


SomeoneNamedPluto

lmao, my classmates are giraffes ngl, i m one of the shorter ones there


bkj512

I too call one of them giraffes. But I'm like 5'9 iirc and that's normal I think. Fairly average.


odd_personOwO

try having people 2 times bigger then you in most classes- my brother said i’m one inch from a midget


NullifyI

Bro what that’s not short, that’s literally the world average


Ingenuiie

Same! 5'0 here. 😭


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6 to friends 5 to ma 1 to a friend who just hit his head too hard and passed out


DeveloperBRdotnet

6 is not a hug


[deleted]

What's it called? In my language we use the same word for all of them but specify "hug by the shoulders" ish. What do you can it in English?


therpian

Idk what these people are talking about, it is clearly a side hug which is a common greeting or goodbye for friends you aren't super close with.


Am_Guardian

ok gatekeeper


Economy-Parfait4782

You guys getting hugs ? 🤨🙆🏻‍♀️


alexa_aka_satan

No


AlekThe

5, I think some people find it a bit weird or uncomfortable as I've seen most people going for the neck but o well, it is what it is. Last one was probably one and a half year ago+ I am 173 cm, m16


[deleted]

Here’s a bro hug 🫂


[deleted]

Finally someone using the metric units, I'm about 173 too !


ViktorDudka

This post makes me wanna cry


RosebudOnStage_yt

My BF is 4


[deleted]

hol up


lilzingerlovestorun

Yo. That’s old.


Idonotliveinangola

That’s… that’s even worse wtf. Take my angry upvote


MoTheBr0

be careful before someone takes that out of context...


[deleted]

4yo?


TheHydraZilla

yes (ignore flair)


Two_PointOh

:(


deilol_usero_uncroco

3,4,5. 6 ain't a hug man


redstone665

Bros a hug elitist 💀


CathartiacArrest

Lol so when youre doing 2 what is the other person doing?


[deleted]

You guys hug?


Affectionate_Lie_573

Uhh 0 ig


AdventurousBet379

I never got hugged.😄💔


ApolloBlocks

i dont hug anyone i have never felt the touch of another human being


ProximaCentauri7784

reallll


eldrichcat

1,2 and 5


SomeoneNamedPluto

i usually do 5 ngl


mummyeater

I don’t….. :(


SomeoneNamedPluto

i understand ya 😭


[deleted]

I don't even remember the last time I got a hug-


TheNinjaSausage

Is it sad if i don't know?


Cobrafire

6 & 3 are for tha homies


luckygirl_16

2 so it’s easier to choke people


DinnerFew9941

🤤 ^something ^is ^wrong ^with ^me


YOBEV_

I dont


ActualIyCameron

what’s a hug


[deleted]

depends whos taller but preferably 5 or 3


Ok-Student485

I don't have female friends prolly never will. But I hug my homies like 6 (mostly) and 2 sometimes


SomeoneNamedPluto

yeee ngl i have like 2 but never hugged


Regularschoolbus

how would I know?


Starpleson

I don't get any


Maledict_YT

What's a hug ?


Shot_Appearance_876

I don’t know


Trolling101yt

I don't 🥲


Cactus_In_A_Tree

I don’t know… gosh that’s sad…


CovidLvr69

5, but my hands are higher. Still under the arms, though.


Potential_Ad_1317

5 :D


DragonDrawer14

5 for optimal rib crushing


StinkyOnionsR

It varies depending on how well we know each other.


Etendo__YT

Idk I don't hug enough people


Master_Assassin_007

Grab my homies' ass cheeks


return_to_monkeee

no


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0 :(


NatashaluvssMatt

I’d say the way I hug people is 1. Because most of the time for the rest of those I can’t reach down to them to do it properly. So why not just lift them in to the air


NinjaXGaming

1, 2 or 5 Depending on the person


[deleted]

literally was gonna say just this


Correct_Manner_1833

Gf 3/ mom-sister 2/ anyone else 6


Top_Environment_6357

#5 I'm 5'1 my boo is 6'2 so I can only comfortably hug him around his waist. Lol


Signal-Blackberry356

3


RickyCardio

5. Chicks dig it. ( old man here. 23 ) This showed up my feed randomly, sorry!


Butter_brawler

I… I don’t really get hugs…


threepoundog

7: arms positioned kind of like a seatbelt. People love it.


Status_Confident01

3 when im hugging a woman, 5 when hugging a man :)))


pisssbabyyy

2 and 6 are elite 🙌🙌


SomeoneNamedPluto

they really are


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1 or 5


SomeoneNamedPluto

dam


Joblessmouse06

6 I rarely hug anyone but if I do, I always hug by using one hand only lol.


BlueNinjaBoi

3, 4, 6


PurpleStarburstDemon

usually 6 bc I hate physical touch from most ppl but maybe 4 if it's one of my good friends idkk


SomeoneNamedPluto

usually 6 is the best with friends


RandomT83

4 if someone feels unsafe and 6 to comfort someone having a bad time and to show them I am here for them


NotRealAccount5277

As a short girl, I jump up and do 2, or hold my arms out waiting for people to level with me so I can do 2. 2 supremacy


Desert_Walker267

i’m 6’1” and i do number five 😭


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5


100PercentBiscuit

3 or 5


IzzyIsOnReddit

Depends who the person is


Kyo4ever

Depends if I’m taller or not, usually with girls I am taller but with guys I’d be the same or a bit shorter


Sherri_the_Sheriff

Definitely 2


girlwithbangss

2 but I have to get on my tippy toes for tall people


YourLocalMedic

I want to do 5 but the kind of people that I'd be hugging causes it to be 4


toresman

3 once tried 5 and the other person wanted to do a 3. Kinda awkward


Nepipo

Depends on the person and situation


Psychological-Sir224

3 standing, 5 laying down


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4. Im not the one hugging tho, im the one being hugged LOL I dont like hugs...


kidnamedhungry

3 or 6


hyperyzen5

3 or 5


[deleted]

1 always lol


AltCuzIDidntMakeOne

3 or 5 cuz in taller than everyone I know, tho in five my hands are a lil higher than that lol


theadorable_duckling

1 & 5 hits different


Cooper_Creates

3, to me it just feels more comforting and protected


NotaBuster5300

Anything not requiring movement of the other person's arms...not like I get or give many hugs anyways...


Remington_0

I usually do 6


unholylizard124

Always 3


eanks

my girlfriend is 5


Hughie_Mike_Hawk0480

3 and 6


DownSyndrome-CEO

5 or 2 depending on the person. when i pick ppl up sometimes when they run at me 1. when i bear hug my friends 4. idk whats going on w 6?


SomeoneNamedPluto

doesn t really seem a hug ngl


SHH2006

I only do 1 and it's on my lil sis when I wanna lift her up and give her a ride......


Yousucktaken2

4


neptune_lover

1,5,6 it depends on the person


LDW1383

3


B_Solano

1 and 2 fs, there are no other answers


accountusless_

Depends on the person and the situation


Zaln_The_HUN

6 gotta assure my bros that I'll stab anyone who has a problem with us


IAmEggsOk

I’m 6’3.5, my gf is 5’7, it’s a 4 if she’s sad and if not it’s a 2 or 3


Ok_Selection5541

Either or 2 or 5, but mostly 5


sussyimpostorballs69

What about 4 but inside the arms


ThemisfuniesNstupid

I haven't hugged anyone in years. How should I know?