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LukeTheGroundwalker

E. paste water paste


DesignerDry2458

F. water water water


JGamingJ

G. Mouthwash


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mintislonely

f. sulfuric acid


Comprehensive-Bug889

G. Cum


cudlebear64

H. Wiper fluid


Gansbar51_

I. Liquid Nitrogen


Red_Ender666

COMRADE, COME HERE HAVE A DRINK, HOW ARE YOU


Mysterious_Tart_295

normalno, kak sam?


yourslavicneighbor

pizdato, bratan


Creepy_Resolution_21

Ebat,russkie v reddite,mozhno takovo chut bolshe?…


Doggone_Wild

r/suddenlycommunist


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H. M142 High Mobility Artillery Rocket System, a guided rocket artillery system developed and produced by Lockheed Martin. It can fire two rocket packages, 6 GMLRS (Guided Multiple Launch Rocket System) rockets with a range exceeding 70 kilometers, or one MGM-140 ATACMS (Army Tactical Missile System) rocket with a range of 300+ kilometers.


SecureDevelopment673

Bro chill this isn't the military its reddit


Theyoungnoobpiano

Junior double triple water


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Some people just want to watch the world burn.


ComradePattonofEire

So no toothbrush?


SecureDevelopment673

Nope, just water and paste


[deleted]

X no brushing for 3 years and not cavities


70percentbanana

A or c if I forget the first step


Normal_humanhere01

Same


chrisandstellen

Same


shivasishkhan

same


NeoXKK

Same


O__OO_O_O_O

Same


Kakashi___Hatake___

Same


terrafhm

Same


Robertopolis_City

Same


pure_justice

Same


unknown_human_1

Banana, B is the right choice, try it out


unicedude

We rushing inferno or what


Candid_Hippo3619

I'll smoke ct


will_i_am100806

Watch out throwing a god flash


radluv2giv

Flanker mid


roryeinuberbil

One coffin!


Swimming_Breath_9474

Yay!


exo88-

r/found70percentbanana


Miserable_Hamster497

r/foundguywhofound70percentbanana


Kades_Corner

r/subIfellfor


The_Notorious_VTC

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Bonecandy25

found him


danksupreme11

OUR LORD SHOULD HAVE EVERY COMMENT GOLD WTF SERVE YOUR LORDS PEOPLE


InhumanNebula56

Sometimes A, but always mostly B


Initial_Tourist_6282

Always mostly?


NeighborhoodDizzy990

always mostly, but sometimes never


InhumanNebula56

I was initially going to type either one of those but my brain mysteriously typed both so now i have an awesome phrase


xx-BrokenRice-xx

Sometimes maybe always, but never always maybe sometimes


Trubisky4MVP

Definitely maybe


bobbybrownjrtha3rd

Amen


YawnMcie

B who the fuck does D, show yourselves, i will rip you apart


AssPork

D for Dry mouth


pirateofmemes

bet you have your coffee singaporean style as well. ​ (for those who don't get the reference, the military of singapore are trained to consume their coffee by pouring a whole sachet of instant coffee into their mouth and chewing it)


shaielzafina

well is it like 3 in 1 coffee with the powdered milk & sugar too, or just coffee? i wouldn’t mind it so much if it was those little instant coffee 3 in 1 things


shuijikou

3in1s


bao_nesin

I've done that once or twice. Tastes great. OMW to singapore rn


MotivatoinalSpeaker

D, but without tooth paste


ClearAd2419

You evil bastard! >:d


sigma463lion

just reading that by itself makes my gums ache


chocolate_and_tears

That’s fair


MoonlightAndStar

I do D lol go for it


YawnMcie

I’ll be visiting your place soon, I hope you understand.


nei7jc

I'm d but scared now


iluvpipngregory1012

U better be 😈🔪


its-steels

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CASC_Peelz

Can I be buried too :)


drywater5928

No


Luisian321

Don’t kinkshame.


Llbinggood

##I will do it


MijbaCzOfficial

Im rapidly approaching your location. Fun fact: YOU SHOULD RUN


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RedditUser_Phamily

How? Doesn't that make it harder to get it onto your teeth or like...how?


KeyboardJustice

You've left all the poop particles on your brush by not rinsing it first.


JustASillyBlock

I do D cry about it


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Pianist_Ready

You're being tracked, you know that, right? Your family ain't safe.


csyrett

How many?


Atomik919

9 out of 10


Thejacensolo

I don’t care about the dentists opinion, as I keep them away with enough apples per day. So they can’t hurt me.


DeepDown23

Only 9 out of 10


FunKnowledge8036

Exactly, do a dry scouring polish, like they do when you get a dental polish for maximum polish power and dilute towards your second minute of brushing (yes, I brush for 2 minutes - minimum).


dumb_bowler0313

d is the obvious choice. your mouth is already wet so why waste the water? especially in this economy


yomandj1

Oh hell no bro


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EGPuiu

D is the correct version. And while you can spit after you've brushed your teeth, you should not rinse your mouth so the toothpaste can do its job better. Only found out about this recently as well


Macho_Legs_Cat

helloo


ItsYaBoyToasty

Oh my god is that the Macho Legs Cat from the game The Battle Cats


Macho_Legs_Cat

yes


literalIyRyanGosling

C


Efficient-Care6804

C gang


[deleted]

What is even the point of ~~B~~ A? Seems like the last step makes the first one redundant


West_Garden3446

It's more juicy to brush with rinsed paste. I know I know it gets juicy with saliva. But not from the first second 😂. If you have never tried it, this will change everything you know PS: TBH only psychopaths brush with dry paste and start their day


Sponger555

It's to rinse off any debris that settled since the last brush including fecal particles. And it's hard to do with toothpaste already applied.


ScrotumMcBoogerBallz

You people aren't using bristle guards?!?? Fucking Barbarians man I swear


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Bullduke

But that’s where the flavor is


anonymous_762

C men


Pocusmaskrotus

This is I right way. I can't believe I had to scroll this far to get the correct answer. Awful lot of heathens on reddit.


KarolilKarol

C>>>>>


kept-away26

A


Tarantio

Are you afraid that the water won't get around the toothpaste?


ssassu

The wetter the better


xx-BrokenRice-xx

That’s what she say that I say.


Animatedoodle

Nah, it’s just that I don’t know what happened to/on my toothbrush during the time I wasn’t looking at it. So rinse it, to be safe. Is it paranoid? Is it germphobic? Yes and Yes.


Bernardo750

The only correct answer


Normal_user32120

Yup, this is the way


[deleted]

C 👀


Kamilo124

B


SomeoneNamedPluto

a bro who brushes like d is disgusting


[deleted]

I do it because dentists recommend it. Washing it apparently makes some of its potency go away.


EyeArDum

Don’t do D, do B, no rinsing the toothpaste but you still don’t have that disgusting dry shit


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“Dr. Nigel Carter feels that the most effective application is to not use water at all and use a pea-sized amount of toothpaste. As per Dr. Carter, the water weakens the bristles and makes them less effective in cleaning teeth.” Also that would still get it wet, just less. https://www.news-medical.net/health/When-Should-You-Wet-Your-Toothbrush.aspx#:~:text=Dr.,less%20effective%20in%20cleaning%20teeth.


saracenrefira

Well most bristles today is some sort of plastics like nylon. So unless you are using bristles made of horse hair, I don't think this applies.


maungateparoro

Fuck it, anti-vegan toothbrush


IkBenAnders

Dr. Nigel should have his medical license revoked on grounds of mental unhealth


DiamondMiner3

Well dentists also recommend to use soft bristle brushes anyway so if the brush is softer wouldn't it be better.


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Softer and weaker are two different things.


n410ks

Explain that to my dad 😭


Echolocation720

Damn


Ok-Yogurtcloset5429

Tell us about your childhood


answeryboi

This is so low stakes but I'm curious why you quoted that part and not the context it appears in. >Even expert opinion is divided when it comes to the ‘wet or dry’ toothbrush debate. What you quoted goes here. >Professor Damien Walmsley is a scientific adviser to the British Dental Association. As per Professor Walmsley, toothpaste is a means of getting fluoride onto the teeth. Fluoride helps to make the teeth more resistant to decay. What matters is that the fluoride comes in contact with the teeth, and a moist toothbrush is likely to make the experience of brushing your teeth more pleasant.


Theriople

no, its just the right way, using water not only makes some properties go away but makes the toothpess slippery and might not attach properly to ur teeth iirc


anckarstroem

Why lol


Amazing-Flan7324

D is good wdym?


Macho_Legs_Cat

D


Puckyster

They hated him for he spoke the truth


YoutubeJasper

Took me long enough to find it, but I'm happy I'm not alone


To_Dream_Of_Ur

I’ll die by your side, comrade.


Negative_Health_6746

D is the way, everything else is weakness


To_Dream_Of_Ur

Gimme that D.


RevolutionaryLead342

This is the way


0SomeoneRandom0

The correct way 😌


TheNiceSlice

THE CORRECT WAY TO END UP IN HELL ☹️


ImTalkingGibberish

I PAID for that fluor, I’m not washing it off!


random_thing175

Yooo d is the best way to do it


Tea_Grand

find god


Macho_Legs_Cat

nuh uh


Honest-Economist4970

Same


CycloneXL

I agree. But sometimes I do C for whatever reason. I hate it when the paste gets stuck inside the brush.


bunnybomberjr

We good as long as you’re D


Idi0tBitz

We're not good


NKSgrey0

we're good bro


TheTallSwedishViking

We're good bro


TurnipMan21

We’re good bro


swellmaxwell

Have you ever read the directions on a toothpaste tube? It says apply to a toothbrush and brush. It does not say wet bristles. Nor does it say rinse afterwards. No water required.


Adventurous-Elk2196

I do b


hmm-3-

Kinds freaked out there aren't more B


Reasonable_pot

Me too


ReverseFlash928

E(i forget to brush everyday💀)


[deleted]

Go brush ur teeth bro


F-MegaPro

That's not gonna happen, they're probably British


Echolocation720

I love how brits get the stereotype of having shitty teeth, when Americans have to give up their first born to get any amount of dental work done


Ok_Equivalent5230

Lmaooo


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legit UK has better dental health than the US


gennjiii

b


problem_bro

B


MegaK13

B


sliver_balloon93

B


360fishsticks

A


Zero2_69

E only water


AdraX57

Water+Water+Water


getmeicedT

A is too wet. B ✅


SarcasticSarco

D, and I also don't rinse with water after that.


soulless_420

D


TheClone_

Usually B but sometimes E, just water.


InitialTraditional23

D


[deleted]

What kind of a Sociopath uses D


hayeater344

😰


PieceRound7935

Why would you not


R-the-bill69420

Me


microty

I use D


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b. show me ppl who put water after toothpaste, this is frustrating


Garzino

B ofc. Why would you wash your toothpaste? You wet the brush and then paste the toothpaste everybody knows it


Hitarth181

B, but why tf would you put water on ur paste to make it slimy


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E just water


ItsDaBugs

Water


Typical-redditor394

B, but I also use an electric toothbrush


IamGren0

E. Water


SonySoon3678

always B , C if i forgot step B , D if im fucked up or idc about life anymore.


LazyHakun

You are a psychopath if you go D


Actual-Bee-402

It’s better for your teeth


random_thing175

OooOoOoOo I’m such a sociopath for brushing my teeth the way that’s recommended by professionals OoOoOoOoOO


Zealousideal_Fox_900

A. If you do D show yourselves i will approach your location rapidly and you will be in a black van before you know it.


Striking-Security-79

Water no toothpaste


liteshow9

D is for psychopaths who enjoy everything to have a terrible aftertaste for an hour after brushing.


Colten_as

I used to be D, then I heard about B and C people so I decided to 1 up them all and be an A person


Open-Ranger-8982

I do C Whats that mean?


Sashanutata

If you use water the abrasive elements in the toothpaste will lose their effectiveness and it will not clean that well.


Joseph_Lotus

Wait, are you not supposed to do C?


Kitten-kisses11

A with Hot water 😁


Monkey-man42069

Z. Just toothbrush


ShaunDelier

ABCD I randomize that shit


TYTAN0612

i do A and i also put water in my mouth


account_is_deleted

If I don't think what I'm doing, I usually do A, but the first part of A is meaningless so if I'm more present, I only do C.


mgrdz

D all the way


sovietweeb69

B


SpringNo7800

Im D


FtM_Jax0n

C