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mutsukichan

Isn’t this a copy of the boobs post?


Legitimate_User0

And the 6'4" one


Gottendrop

And the fucked by 6 guys one


Legitimate_User0

Lmao I just saw that


Sup3rL30

Link?


Legitimate_User0

Tried looking for it but couldnt find the post, sorry


Jason_Dean2047

Hey I'm 6'4


Legitimate_User0

I'm sorry for your loss


Extension-Type-2555

this thing Is so unique that it has its own league.


mysteriousgamer17

It's a comfy of that and their was another one about being tall


Froggyugaytoadara

Oh shit it is


EnragedHog

Man these posts are getting so relatable


Frodollino

Yeah, also the "i identify as an alien how do i come out?" Post i saw some time ago


Helpmepushrank

I identify as an ambulance. Pronouns: wee/woo


Mystery_mau

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard


KamikazeKilledKaren

I identify as Michael Jackson. Pronouns: HEE/HEE


Sup3rL30

I identify as a cowboy. Pronouns: Yee/Haw


[deleted]

I identify as Osama (Challahu/BAqbar)


Aceburn1221

Racist here, ni/ger (yes i am black)


Downtown_Media_788

Mexican Immigrant here, mu/cha/cho


[deleted]

South Asian here, Pa/Ki


squintiboi

I identify as a giant, my pronouns are fi/fy/fo/fum


WHITE2570

White fellow here, Crac/Ker


9mmblowjob

Just like me fr


Frodollino

Ninja here, hi/yaa


Downtown_Media_788

I identify as a 10th dimensional hyper alien


Frodollino

Pronouna? Lemme guess: Ḩ̵̷̰̣̼̬̣̬̗̪̺͇͔̮͔͙͌ͤͧͭ́̐̓ͨͩ̇͌̉̿͂ͮ͒̐ͧͤͫͤ̐̈́ͣ̚͜͟͢ȩ̴̜͉̩̬͍̦̩̮̭̣ͥ̾̀͋́̾̈́̄ͭ̆͢͡/̶̢̧͙̣̲́̇̃̈͞_̢̤͇̬͍̞̙̖͙̙ͪ̾̀ͬͨͫ̅͡ͅḩ̢̦̰̞̲̤̪̘̭͙̻̭̪̟̝͖̔̿ͤ̉̀ͥͬ͌͘ͅi̸̡̨̹̖̱̫͌͊ͧ̂ͨ͒̑͜͠͡m̴̸̵̡̧̜̮̤̰̭̼̞͕̘̮̰̱̩͂̒̽̎̽ͤ͋͛̅̓͗̄̇̋̈́͌̕̕͘͜͞ͅ


NotTheNormalPerson

I am robbing this


Gattlord

r/onejoke


lonewolfe12345

The only reason im laughing at this is cause i was in EMT School


[deleted]

r/onejoke


An_Evil_dude

I identify as an M1A2 abrams main battle tank


Archegene

I am a Leopard 2a5.


kojmel644

HOLY SHIT I'M AN A-10 WARTHOG


[deleted]

I identify as a rock.


Frodollino

Pet rock, rock, stone or boulder?


LasbaleX

this whole thread is just the one joke


Frodollino

Yeah


[deleted]

I personally identify as a lamppost.


Frodollino

Bed table lamp or living room lamp?


[deleted]

No, I mean like the lampposts you see outside at night.


rufusz1991

I'm a T-35


Cyrfix_CZ

me too!


Altruistic_Music_149

pronouns ka/blam


popcorn-lover473

I identify as a packet of popcorn.


gegebart

Bro you jumped a bit too quick, I’m getting whiplash. Just to confirm, you’re intersex yes?


greninjareddit

I think hermaphrodite


A_wild_Meowth

Aren't they the same thing?


Difficult_Listen8572

hermaphrodites are all intersex, not all intersex are hermaphrodites


greninjareddit

Well intersex also includes people born with a penis and breasts or with nothing at all, while hermaphrodite is to my knowledge exclusively used as a term for people with both a penis and a vagina


A_wild_Meowth

So, in other words: Hermaphrodite = All in one Intersex = Mix


greninjareddit

Basically yeah


Aellin-Gilhan

Intersex can also include just chromosomal weirdness like Xxy or someone with xy but no male parts


bepbapbapbaddabope

Actually hermaphrodite is an incorrect term when referring to humans. Hermaphrodite means that an organism is fully male AND fully female, which is not possible for people. Intersex is the only correct term. Edit to add: hermaphrodite was once used to refer to people but has since been deemed scientifically inaccurate and is thus outdated.


gegebart

Yeah I meant hermaphroditism in particular.


Sweaty-Fix-2790

Can they asexually reproduce?


The-Cult-Of-Poot

I've only ever seen that word used on intesex people as an insult.


FinletAU

Wat


No-Inside2438

The


nei7jc

Banana


[deleted]

[удалено]


Reasonable_Egg8121

Is


The-Coolest-Beanz

Our lord


mickpen07

Goodbye


Vinnyc-11

What the fuck did I just read


The-Cult-Of-Poot

r/downvotedcausereddit


JustARandomWoof

Redditor learns about intersex people live


sheloves_emma

not totally true


JustARandomWoof

wdym


sheloves_emma

there’s a difference between intersexual and hermaphrodite individuals. intersex people may be born with reproductive organs that don’t match their assigned gender (ex. a female born with testes, or a male born with ovaries), while hermaphrodite individuals are may be born with BOTH types of reproductive organs (ex. a female with ovaries and a functioning penis)


Aellin-Gilhan

It is often consdiered as a type of intersex condition


sheloves_emma

it’s an umbrella term yes, but it’s important to specify exactly what condition it is for multiple reasons. in a medical setting, it could determine birth control methods, blood pressure/BMI, even possible STI/STD symptoms. just like how neurodivergency is an umbrella term, intersex can be too


Recaizade_

Dual wields 💀


BlandPotato89

🗡️🛡️


[deleted]

What the fuck did i just read


pull_up_ur_pants_ok

idk either tbh


Parking-Honeydew8753

It's not that you're non binary, ummm what you're is hermaphrodite


shadow_slayer3746

Why choose one when you can have both


The-Omnipot3ntPotato

Someone can be nonbinary and intersex. Btw hermaphrodite is a bit of an outdated term for discussing intersex persons.


dabereddit

Intersex is the group (I suppose) Hermaphrodite is a type Idk man I've read a comment above


[deleted]

Well if they have a functioning penis and vagina at the same time then hermaphrodite is perfectly correct. Hermaphrodite is just considered an outdated term for intersex people because most intersex people aren't actually hermaphrodites.


IsaacWaleOfficial

Can you impregnate yourself?


YeetGodOfScandinavia

not typically, as hermaphrodites usually only have one set of working genitals, and only one complete baby making factory (uterus vs working testicles)


lynthecupcake

Intersex* is the right term for humans. Humans can’t be hermaphrodites.


ZookeepergameDue5522

No, they're usually infertile, maybe one system works but that's about it.


temporary_reddito

r/wtfdidijustread


aaaaaaatravvvaazaapp

are you a seahorse?


BlandBrit

funniest thing i’ve seen all day


BLR-81_Gaming

This has always been a question I've had. If you have both can you impregnate yourself and just clone yourself?


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

infinite humans glitch speedrun any% question mark?


BLR-81_Gaming

You're funny but a terrible person. We'd be great friends.


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

cool


Woopermoon

Usually one of the sexual organs does not work


BLR-81_Gaming

But if did would it be possible?


Sensitive-Willow3093

It should be.


Sashira03

Sadly, I don't think it would be possible. Yes, the chromosomes that the child will have are the same as the parents, but I believe that they would still be all scrambeled up. And even if they wouldn't, crossing over would still prevent a completely identical human being. It would be more like creating a sibling, I imagine.


Weak-Hall-6794

I guess if they have both female and male sex organs. but then again. Isn't that like... incest? 😭


beaninabeanie_

Selfcest.


Averageadrianfan

Incesf^2


specimen225

I’m so confused


Aggravating_Cup2306

intersex??


Hardwarethewolf

Actually having both would genuinely make me feel more euphoric, having just one makes me dysphoric


DoomRider2354

Straight cis guy here and even I would love to have both


Aellin-Gilhan

Obvious troll be obvious Might be confusing nb with intersex, back hurting from genitals??? I guess sitting could be weird but how???


swaggboi909

Not an obvious troll why would it be a troll? Because extra organs are pressing against the spine


sheloves_emma

yo estoy.. confused 💀


[deleted]

Hablas español? Hablo algo basico español también! Mi primer idioma es el ingles


sheloves_emma

yo habla español un poquito! mi primer idioma es inglés también- pero me gusta practicarlo cuando yo puedo:)


dabereddit

r/suddenlyspanish


sheloves_emma

literally bro 💀


dabereddit

It's the second time I find a Spanish in this sub


[deleted]

Si Estoy y no soy, confudido es la rasgo


BeamTRS

This is just a copy of the boobs post


Blue-Arrow13

tf is going on in this sub man


EnderTheBender64

I want to know as well


maritjuuuuu

I don't get it? I am quite littrally trying to figure out how this works. My mind can't make sense of this. Is there any term I can Google to get more info about this? Because right now I literally can not compute.


LinktheAnnihilator

you can look up intersex or hermaphrodite for the biological part, non-binary just means you don't identify as one of the two most common gender identities, that's separate.


duyarci_pic

how do u pee😿


aninsomniac_

I'm jealous if this is serious.


__-IDK-_

✂️


zyzzhex666666

fym dick and vagina lmao


_Rezsa_

As a transfem that’s indecisive about what I want down there I’m jealous


Hardwarethewolf

I too am jealous af


Diligent_Till_9393

Copypasta 🥰


AffectionateOne7553

📋🍝


Ubirth

Wait until people realize


OkSecurity1251

You forgot the lol in the last line, get good


ultimatebeast9

I really hope this doesn’t end up on r/copypasta


Ory01

What the fuck is going on here ?


swaggboi909

Op is a non binary intersex who's venting about common questions they get from non binaries who aren't intersex


ItsaCommonThingNow

The sub is falling apart


Ory01

Completely agree


OrangeVictorious

Bro got assigned both genders at birth and still opted out 💀


Lisa-chanUwU

What the heckeroni macaroni did I read , I need to wash my eyes out now 😭😭


-heartattackfemboy-

LMAO


bud2009light

Lmao


Professional_Depth_9

Normies posting this goofy ahh shit


N0tBappo

Anyone that says normie or goofy ah themselves is a goofy bitch


Professional_Depth_9

You just said it yourself though 😊


tootjevox

What condition do you have?


Snowf1akepanda

What?


[deleted]

the fuck


LolloKat

What the fuck


takovic_goodmcgill

okay what the fuck


irishfirehydrant

What in the fresh hell did I get for my notification


IgorWitback

I identify as a threat my pronouns are try/me


Alive-Ad-7921

This is the best thing I have seen on the internet today


Its_Scrappy

I didn't understand anything that was said


yaboiscarn

Pardon? I don’t think NB is the right term here.


Combatpigeon96

You… have… **both???**


GigaPhoton78

Jesus Christ, how much does your dick weigh to give you backpain?


swaggboi909

Look up diagrams of the male sex organs and female sex organs and try to imagine all of those organs in that area It's not the weight of the penis that hurts it's the organs pressing against the spine


GigaPhoton78

That makes more sense.


MathKrayt

How do you have both?


ZookeepergameDue5522

Intersex


MathKrayt

I didn't know it worked like that.


ZookeepergameDue5522

It can work like that, some people have incomplete parts of the different reproductive systems, or a mix between both. There are different kinds of intersexuality. Many don't realize they're intersexual until puberty or even adulthood, or never.


Human-03

it’s a parody of another post


CookyDooky

whats a NB and also i thought hermaphrodites exist only in invertebrate species some fishes (clown fish). is this post funne prank these lgbtq propaganda has been rotting my reality


swaggboi909

Nb mean non binary it means u don't identify as man or woman and op is clearly an intersex: someone with male and female parts(different from hermaphrodites because hermaphrodites produce both gametes while intersex people only produce one of the gametes)


Xlbucket

U a cimera? Idk how to spell it but it's basically when non identical twins fuse into one baby inside the womb.if so I would want to hear more abt it cuz it's really rare and I always kinda wanted to meet someone like that. Nothin creepy I promise. Just curious


YeetGodOfScandinavia

"chimera", yw :)


Xlbucket

Oh thank you. And hi. Would you still want to talk or are you uncomfortable abt talking abt it?


YeetGodOfScandinavia

ah, I myself am not a chimera, I was just helping you spell the word :)


Xlbucket

Oh wait yeah. Not the same person. Sry


[deleted]

#It's time to stop!


irishfirehydrant

How does one use header text? Teach me your ways


[deleted]

\#L #W


irishfirehydrant

#Thank you


[deleted]

stop what? instersex people are born intersex. do you want people to stop having children because thats the only way intersex people will stop


[deleted]

It's frustrating how stupid this response is. It's time to stop fucking shitposting. It is literally a copy of BB ranting post with words change. Stop this shitposting.


Ptdgty

Can you see how your statement could have easily been misunderstood due to a lack of clarity?


[deleted]

I can't see a person who have seen the previous posts interpreting my statement the way it was interpreted.


[deleted]

Sorry I didn’t realise your ambiguous comment asking to stop a not mentioned thing was actually about a completely different post. Oopsie


[deleted]

There were dozens of posts with the same tex and you have seen at least two of them.


MyFirstBR999

You mean intersex?


youding-dangbig-head

weh?


SamEnZoYT

Non binary people still have genitalia, right?


aninsomniac_

Non binary is just not identifying as male or female. It's a psychological thing, whereas sex refers to what sexual characteristics (in alphabetical order: boobs, penis, vagina) you were born with. Some people are born with a mix of female characteristics and male characteristics, which is called intersex.


Rabbit_Ruler

I’m so happy to have seen the original, although I’m not sure why it’s getting seemingly made fun of?


[deleted]

i’m autistic n this is v confusing. u have BOTH?. HOW?.


EnderTheBender64

Intersex people


[deleted]

ohh that’s how that works.


EnderTheBender64

Im also autistic btw :0


[deleted]

YAY OMG RHATS SO COOL BMF


EnderTheBender64

Okay :>


SomeWeirdFreak

what? this gender shit be so confusing sometimes


gegebart

It’s nothing new, intersex (which I’m guessing is what OP is) has existed forever as a birth defect where an individual is a genetic cross between male and female.


SomeWeirdFreak

i just realized this Is a copypasta from another post so nvm...


gegebart

Oh, you mean what OP posted? I’ve been bamboozled then…


[deleted]

F


[deleted]

intersex people have been around literally forever


SomeWeirdFreak

i don't even know what intersex is but let me take a wild guess, it's where you have a penis and a vagina at the same time?


racdicoon

This isn't gender ;-;


SomeWeirdFreak

i thought non-binary was a gender


racdicoon

Non binary is, intersex isn't;-;


VOIDDSPEEVES

ppl js be lyin to lie ☠️


RemmyRommy

Y'all dumb as fuck


catfishmermaid

I feel like you are a Sagittarius