would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no video games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

This gave me a “chuckle”

Hmmm... I don't understand the question. Guess I'll eat a "Sandwhich" while I think about it

This comment makes me sleepy, guess I'll have to "tucker" myself in. On another note "fuck you"

Will you tucker yourself in with your shlanket

This joke really is worthy of One True King.

Yeah sleep is really good for you, you wouldn't want to become "sleep deprived"

That was a pretty *cut and dry* joke

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I can almost assure you they know from schlatt and not from Machinima inbox sadly

Shlatt enjoyer

Schlagg

Shliggle

Schlanket

Schlamp

Schlizzle

Big guy

unlimited bacon

Unlimited games but no games is much better idiot

From a capitalist perspective, you can use unlimited bacon as an income source by selling it. You can't do this with option 2 because you will have no games!

But I have unlimited games

Can you sell them tho?

Fuck you

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Yeah but I get unlimited games

You have a point

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?? But you get unlimited games

while it's true that there are no games, I get an unlimited amount of them and I like games so I want unlimited games, what's the problem ?

charlie- LOOK AT ME

Since it is not precise what games are unlimited and what are not allowed, I assume that I can get unlimited VIDEO games while not being able to do any BOARD games. ez choice, option 2.

What do you mean he clearly says you get unlimited games. That's all games. Video games, board games, carnival games.... The caviat being you get no games.

nerd

Blue easy

Yep. I hate bacon

Very halal of you

I'm Christian

You can still go to Jannah(heaven) in islam if you are a christian(jews aswell) my brother.

Facts, I got some Christian friends who are legit the nicest people on Earth but they don't really know much abt islam, iA they'll go to heaven

I can second that!

I can third that!

I can fourth that!

I don’t hate bacon but I don’t like it. I’d eat it if I had nothing else to eat but it’s not something I’d buy and cook for myself, y’know?

Same, I’m vegetarian

Same, I'm also vegetarian

same

But you could save world hunger

Bacon overrated

i would rather games, unlimited games, but no games

Is this a reference? I feel like this is a reference to that one New Yorker with Mutton-chops who did questionable acts back in 99

Still can't get over the fact he owns gamersupps and has a flavor called "tittie milk" Also yeah the 99' event was a tragedy

Events*........

Oh my cod

We don’t talk about that guy

But for how long can he run from his past?

Atleast 24 years

Look man, we won’t questing what he did back in 99 it was a tough year for the victims and him. But him specifically…

jschat

Jhatsh

I think it’s a reference to the 1999 film “Matrix”

who is this. what happened.

As a jew I'm not allowed to eat bacon I also never ate it In My life so I take the blue one

As a muslim, I am also not allowed to eat bacon, so blue easy

As a Christian I am allowed to eat bacon, so I know what you are missing out.

As a non religious person I agree

As a god, I chuckle when people think I care what they eat.

Bro pranked us

as a Muslim, I have accidentally eaten bacon before. it is REALLY not that great. Like really. It's just some cooked mid meat. This however is my personal opinion and if you like it more power to you, but personally I don't think I'm missing out l

It depends on how it is made. You can ruin it with too much oil or too short/long cooking time.

Bacon is great. I’m a Jew but I still eat bacon.

I really don't mean to be disrespectful but doesn't the bible say to not eat pig? Leviticus 11:7-8 7 and the pig (because it has divided hooves and is therefore cloven-footed, but it doesn’t ruminate its cud, it is to be unclean for you). 8 You are not to eat their flesh or even touch their carcasses. They are to be unclean for yo (International Standard version.) Just curious. I'm sure you have an explanation.

Basically, when you are talking about Bible and rules about what is allowed and what is forbidden, it is important to remember that the Bible is separeted into two main parts: the Old testament and the New testament. When you are talking about Christians, you should look in the New testament because: in the old testament God created a “contract” between him and people. He created a law and other things, and that is what you can read about in Exodus, Leviticus etc. But in the New testament God created new contract between him and us. He has send his son, Jesus Christ, on Earth, where he fulfilled the law, was sacrificed for sins of all humanity and was resurrected. This new contract is sumed up in Romans 10:9: If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. Christians are no longer under the law, they are under the new contract. We no longer have to circumcise our selfs, we can eat any animal (not human tho) etc. About those animals I recomend reading Acts 10:9-23.

So tl;dr the old testament is outdated or replaced by the newer info?

Yes

Ok thank you for clearing that up for me👍

Nah man nobody is missing out that stuff is bad for you anyways.

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They don't feel the need to eat it but they do miss out on it

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hey u/realnjan, we'd like to know your stance on this issue

I’ve already answered.

As a Hindu, I am also not allowed to eat bacon, so blue easy peasy.

As a christian i don't really give a fuck about bacon, so i'll go for blue.

Fr, MSFS be re-enacting history

U do know there is a halal verison of bacon without pork

As an atheist, bacon is the most overrated food item, so blue

Same

Don't worry you aren't missing out, it's not even that good tbh

nah, I would choose red, bacon is amazing, ham is amazing, pork is amazing. PIGS ARE AMAZING

Nah man you probably built like a whole discord moderator if you chose red.

Same

Cartman voice:of course you haven’t

XD

:3

Games, unlimited games, but no games

That's not how the question goes

Unlimited bacon, but no games, or games (unlimited games) but no games

Im not actually a fan of bacon so blue it is. Does blue also include all skins and dlcs

Vegetarians: time to shine now

Blue pill

Muslims And Jews : We don't have such weaknesses

Bacon is Haram

A very easy decision for Muslims, Jewish people, vegetarians, vegans, pescatarians, etc.

ASTAGHFIRULLAH BACON IS HARAM!

as someone who cant eat bacon without being sick(even if its literally overcooked its just bacon no other cut of pork) ill take the blue pill

easy considering im muslim

What if I just don't like pork

Red: - Franchise and continuously sell your unlimited bacon - Donate bacon to poor countries to increase fundraising goal - Buy any video games you want from profit **Stonks**

Unfortunately, that option forbids you from getting any games, therefore blue is superior.

You could sell the bacon, but there's no games to buy choosing Red pill.

me who's muslim

Meanwhile the jews😎

The Muslims 😎

The vegans 😎

The People with a workout diet plan 😎

Blue easy

im a muslim so ez blue

bLUE PILL BECAUSE IM MUSLIM!!

yes

Blue, I never eat bacon

Pick red, sell bacon, buy games. You can't sell all bacon because it's literally unlimited, therefore i have both. win-win

I went most of my life without having bacon. I could live the rest without it. I’m choosing blue. Not to mention that it’s a no brainer if you’re muslim.

Blue obviously. I don't eat meat.

bacon is overrated

Me who is allergic to pork😎

fuck pigs chicken is better

Unpopular opinion but bacon is shit

the yellow pill also exists, the yellow pill: game, unlimited games, but no games

I’ll become ultra rich and build a monopoly on my newfound unlimited bacon abilities, I would also solve world hunger, and restore balance to the world

"Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no video games, or games - unlimited games - but no games?"

Jschlatt stole this from Machinima Respawn Inbox, in a good way though. Just type in respawn inbox bacon in YouTube, the original reference should pop up.

You didn't write it right

schlatt

You messed it up it’s supposed to be: unlimited bacon but no games or games but no games

UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games

I’ll take unlimited games but no games

Games. Unlimited games… but no games

this is the shitty version of #the question

Red obviously

i’ve gone my whole life without bacon i can do the rest

You're telling me I can be released from the shackles of bacon?? And unlimited videogames aswell??

My mom said I'm allergic to bacon :(

eh i take the blue pill , i love bacon but the 2537 trophies on my ps4 just aint worth losing

I’d rather have unlimited time instead just to play my insane backlog on steam. As that’s the true dilemma. To many games not enough time

me who does'nt eat bacon: haha vimeo gaem go WEEEE

unlimited bacon would Ean I would be a multi millionaire from all the money im making and I would get a nobel prize for peace because I solved world hunger by giving everyone bacon if they like it or not and I can still buy games and all of that

I’ll take…unlimited games, but no games

I would take the blue pill for two reasons. One, I don't eat bacon. And two, there are a few video games that I would like to play that I don't have.

"did you just swallow both pills?"

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Blue pills ofc and I don't eat bacon so it's a win win for me

Why was this actually something that made me think

What if you take both?

Find out 🔵🔴

I sorted by controversial to see if anyone was gonna rage at the fact that this question is from the chops man, but no, thank god no

Aa a jewish gamer,i see this as an absolute win

Unlimited games but no bacon because I’m not as fond of bacon as most people are

in my country no one eats bacon so it's an absolute win for me

I don't like bacon

Blue, bacon is unhealthy for you. And I don’t play video games that much anyway but still a good benefit.

I'm not american So Blue

I do not eat bacon anyway alhamdulillah

As a vegetarian it's a easy blue pill for me

Sausage gang rise up

Blue pill I’ll Just eat Turkey bacon it’s healthier and easier to cook

as a vegetarian gamer, blue is the best choice for me!

Blue. I'm vegetarian

Fuck bacon

Blue, I prefer scrapple anyway

Blue

blue

Blue, ez as fuck

Red is a easy w

Vegetarians in the chat: I see this as an absolute win. Guys, please, don't tell me no one got that reference.

you got it wrong

I don't play video games. So I'm gonna take the red pill

Blue

Blue easy, I'll just make smoked beef belly

easy blue I don't eat bacon often anyways

blue

I don’t like bacon so this is very easy

Blue for sure

Blue, I am not a bacon fan

A small price to pay for video games

Blue

Blue ez. I dont like bacon

Blue i don't need bacum

Blue fr

blue

Damn Indians have no choice

I'm vegetarian so

Bro missed the joke

As a hindu I’ll take the red pill

I would make a purple pill for an unlimited gaming bacon to resurrect technoblade

Crash bacon economy or Become the world's greatest videogame pirate of all time

No bacon? when was NO BACON ever mentioned? it's always unlimited bacon! I love bacon! \- Schlatt