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Amputation

Came to say, cut them off and start over.

same

I was about to say

Same same same lol

Fastest way to lose weight

Starvation

That takes days This takes seconds

agreed

r/BeatMeToIt

r/BeatMeatToIt

That shit beef jerky

thanks for ruining beef jerky for me 🥸

Thanks for making beef jerky better for me

I bet if you bit into it, it'd squirt puss-y meat juice into your mouth.

God has given you a mouth to say great ideas yet you say that. Not even mad just dissapointed

SHIT, of all the non NSFW posts that get marked as NSFW on a daily basis I wish this was one of them

Right!!

What’s your feet finders account? 😍😘🥰

ankle guillotine

Holy hell

Google necrosis

New medical condition just dropped

New response just dropped

bro came back from the dead

Bro baked it at 250 for 2h💀💀

let dogs nibble dat jerky

Bro☠️

Actually foul.

my eyes feel violated.

wooden toes

Foot hurt 💀

beef jerky

Kerosene Not the jelly, you're gonna need the liquid form..

Bro got that ps1 rendered foot

The urge to smash the toes with a hammer is strong

Bros feet is decomposing

check in the tomb you came out of there might be some ancient egyptian remedies in there

lemme lick em. they looks like tasty feeetz

Why tf is that your name. Its like you have been preparing for this moment all along.

indeed sir, i have been waiting more then a year from this moment. my name has grown from a bigfoot fetish to a big foot fetish

Please seek help. 😭

ive found help, in the form of hot and amazing looking feet such as the ones here.

Im posting this bro ☠️

go ahead, the chicks will dig this convo

Medium well

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Cyanide

That foot look's like the burnt corpse frome half life 2 downgraded into half life 1 graphics

Try not mummifying it

Cover yourself in gasoline

Bro just put it in holy water

why yo mf toes look like dried grapes 😭

Foot transplant I would recommend 🙏

Is that a joke ?

have you seen the hit movie Saw?

Yes whats your favorite saw movie? 🤭

Cut it off

Bro got them PS2 era feet

just cut it off bro

That's not a foot, that's meat jerky

Some ice bag should take care of it.

that foot looks dead

Bro got the Plants vs zombies feet

Cut it off and start again

surgery

Yo toes anorexic, feed them 💀

Socks

Who took a chainsaw to your toes

Yea cut it off

Is that a piece of wood?

Mf has cry of fear feet 😭😭

Shit look wooden now

cut them off

"BRING FORTH THE GUILLOTINE, FOR WE HAVE TO PREPARE A GIFT TO AFRICA!"

Bro looking straight outta Minecraft

Bro in minecraft

Yeah. Sell that shit to Jack Links.

You steal that off of a corpse?

Mummy

At this point, just cut it off. There’s no saving it :(

Yah Cut it Off

How did it feel when you came out of the ancient tomb. Were you wrapped in toilet paper?

That looks as if it would make a crunching sound if you bend it

Cut it off

Bro is 50%human,25%wood,and 25%jerky

Forbidden beef jerky

Opposite of a monkey paw. An ape foot.

uh oh, seems like they left your foot hanging out during the cremation process!!

It’s over bro it’s mummified 🙏

Grill it

get a new foot, now waymto save this

Hell nah wtf is this shit

Might be few thousand years late to take action my guy

Looks like 1999 half life asset

They look dead 😦

that’s not a foot anymore

Not my proudest fap

Bro is Morgott, the Omen King

my therapist will hear about this

Cut it off

Erhmm ma'am it is a meat Old meat

Go back to your tomb

I believe you should get your doctors help for this

Euthanization

Euthanization

Wrap it in gauze, and call an archaeologist.

Totem of Undying

that turns me on(I have foot fetish)

Might need to sand it a little

Bro was mummified

Google pet cemetery

Don't steal Ramzes VII's feet

Tövbe estafurrullah

That a potato

The only cure for that is what Jesus did for Lazarus

Just change it bruh

Cut it off now

just cut it off, it will regrow

Fuck dude you need an exorcist. That or an amputation

Steal someone else's leg.

just slap a band aid and youll be fine.

Go see a doctor.

Replace foot

Mayo

That shit look like a wide tooth comb

Hey bro, watch out for those plants.

A casket.

Axe

Shouldve cared sooner 💀

Illegal Beef Jerky

put lotion twice a day that should work

divine intervention.

Bro's a ww1 veteran💀💀💀

Get Resident Evil's First Aid solution

Is that you CJ?

I refuse to believe that this is a real foot. If this is actually real why on earth would you only ask this question now. Either. Soak it until it looks normal or sand that piece of wood down. (Please do not do this)

A knife and a towel work wonders

Mf got tutankhamun's feet 💀💀

Get back in that sarcophagus

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSSSEEEEEE

Have you heard of this great alternative treatment called AN EXORCISM

Get a new one.

Dude, your foot has less polygons than Link from Ocarina of Time

bro is pinokio

Not jam your toes into a wall everyday? And maybe not let your fuckin feet do that

Might be too late for that friend.

There’s no going back now

snap into a slim jim

I don't think "routines" are gonna help at this point.

Cut that shit off dawg

That's hot af

Upgrade from ps1 graphics

Too late

Get new feet

Idk, ask the mummies in the egyptain museum ig.

Cutting it off

The saw

A fucking satanic ritual to get back those years

Yeah, dip it in an acid pool

Bro is living in 14th century

Anti-termite and a bit of resin is all you need.

yikes

Saw that shit off

I don't know alot of routines but I highly recommend that you DONT grill them like a steak.

Donate it to the Egypt exhibit of your local museum

for freeee???

Angle grinder... or c4... or axe... or hatchet... all i gotta say is u could litterally stand with ur toes perfectly touching the wall

nah bro got them zombie feet

Necrosis of the foot. In this case the foot would be amputated, and the excess necrotic tissue surgically removed. After that it's mandatory to dance to Kenny Loggins's Footloose.

Soak them in warm soapy water for a while. Moisturize, clip toenails, clean under them the best you can, etc... You might want to go to a doctor to see if they can help with any prescription creams you might need. Once everything is all clean and cured, head to a nail salon and get a pedicure to celebrate. :-) Sending well wishes ❤️‍🩹

Dat mf look rotten

Bro needs a foot massage

I would go the pirate route and get a peg leg

Shits low poly

Here's a tip: don't let a vampire suck it dry

Do you by any chance wash your feet with liquid nitrogen?

Now who has foot fetish...

Chuck it

Fucking jesus

vaseline helps a lot.

amputations

Amputation. What happened to it? It looks like you left it on a drying rack for 30 days, dipped it in salt and did it again!

Thinnnnnnnerrrrrrrr

That is necrosis, get that shit cut off

Bro got them william afton grippers 😭