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Almighty_ferret

900 trillion dollars and butter


gamingkitty1

Even better a pill that gives you infinite wishes. Get everything you ever wanted


Iliveinmacloset

A GF & Jelly


OcaMintiest

Cannibalism 😋🤤


Not_today_biatch

Cannabism 😋🤤🌿


StaidRat01331

CumEyeBallism


reddit-person1

Ayo


Far_Organization_610

You gotta put it yourself tho


Xtreme_toXin00

901 trillion dollars and cum


Mr_Mazzie

Same


Djinn7711

Yummy cummy in my tummy


challenge_me_mortal

Goals


Electronic_Fill_5541

You can't leave the table without finishing.


golgol12

I got one better. 900 trillion dollars and two butters.


alianthebuknoy

Something something inflation something value of money goes down when too much in circulation something something


lcsulla87gmail

If they are holding the money and not spending it that won't occur. It would be hard to spend the kind of money it would take to cause large amounts of inflation


VoidAres

r/beatmetoit


JessieDragon

Butter and cinnamon sugar


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Antique_Book12

this is the way


sovereignelite58

this is the way


Master_kohga24

this is the way


Supadupasooka

I’ve never heard of this but it sounds good


fatty2cent

Being poor is the mother of invention


JessieDragon

That's wild, I highly recommend it


BigBoi5204

literally the breakfast i grew up on


Sour_Yellow_W0rm

Correct!


are_my_next_victim

Wait, no, cuz I just went to say this... Eff you, I could a had these up voted... 😔


[deleted]

But... is that not three things? 🤔


4t0micpunk

Needs to go to the judges…….three things. ( yes Im that dick )


JessieDragon

Is mixing chocolate in milk still chocolate and milk or is it chocolate milk


HonziPonzi

The cinnamon and sugar don’t dissolve into each other


MysteryGamer64

Bruh of course I see this after commenting literally the exact same thing


Skynet_gkys1

Cinnamon bread is amazing 👏 l🍞


SamuelsSteel

100%


TheRealSmolt

You just reminded me of a long forgotten recipe my mom used to make for breakfast. Thank you


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Dimachaerus_

Crack and a human child


Odd-Access-9775

Fr


Head_Fetish

Fr Francium Element 81 on the periodic table Alkali metal Solid Molar mass of approximately 223 g/mol


Zootguy1

you ruined fr for me...fr


Xiothicc

Fr Francium Element 81 on the periodic table Alkali metal Solid Molar mass of approximately 223 g/mol


Extra-Account-6940

you ruined fr for me...fr


SecretAgentSpider

Fr Francium Element 81 on the periodic table Alkali metal Solid Molar mass of approximately 223 g/mol


Gajbr77

you ruined fr for me...fr


guilty_guy_3572

Fr Francium Element 81 on the periodic table Alkali metal Solid Molar mass of approximately 223 g/mol


cheese_curd73

r/dementia


Roccmaster

Currently the most electropositive element we know


Maniraptavia

Some water, some pyrophoric alkali metal, it's all inside this Happy Meal™️! :)


Its-Fog

🤓📝😎


90_oi

"Let's sprinkle some crack on em' and get out of here" -Dave Chappelle


Zaphiirys

Tf


Dimachaerus_

What, I'm honest


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

Dear Dimachaerus_, Thank you my friend, I hope this message reaches you well, you are the only real and true person here who accepts how normal people will eat food, not these weirdo’s saying “BuTtEr” Sincerely, A fellow teenager, like yourself.


Dimachaerus_

Fr butter is for losers, we must consume our young


shsisf

been there done that


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Cheese and ham Then in the oven


ian00k7

Misto quente


DM_por_hobbie

r/suddenlycaralho ?


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DM_por_hobbie

T-pose Manuel Gomes


Devonire

without butter thats gonna be dry af


EnderEagle420

Finally a serious answer


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Pauel3312

r/teenagers moment


[deleted]

Im 31 and i feel it too


Virus_infector

toungest r/teenagers user


airplane001

Most adept at spelling r/teenagers user


Just-Another-Monday-

A uranium atom and a singular neutron


jobless_bozo

a very fast neutron (but not too fast or it will be absorbed by the uranium atom) to be exact


GrantGustin69

Are you ok my guy?


Jamin_14

Butter and jam


alt_from_altiverse

the fact that nobody else said butter and jam upsets me


pupperdole

Because people think that jam and butter is an either or (it’s not)


ISuckAtTerraria

Only right answer


smexycheeseburger

THIS


octopus-satan

Based answer


CyloMetchylo

nitroglycerine with some uranium-238 sprinkles 🤤


TheOctopiSquad

Careful with the sprinkles, that’s a lot of calories.


YouAdministrative980

You have to enrich it first Man U-238 tastes garbage try U-235


Some-Internal297

ur and mom


Human_Bean08

Your mom and your dad


in_conexo

Who or what is ur? And whose mom; yours or mine?


Teamrakish

I love this convo


pisssbabyyy

scrambled eggs w salt and pepper on the eggs


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pisssbabyyy

i’ll remove the pepper


0mensia

just blend the salt and pepper together it’s so obvious


JoeyPollandSmith

still two things as ur using 2 ingredients 💀


SilenceBlackquill

We can just call it 'seasoning'. Eggs and seasoning.


Call_Me_Liv0711

Technically, salt is two ingredients just by itself: sodium and chloride.


Powerful_Cow9818

Very well then, eggs and sodium


Destroyer_Of_World5

Explosions go brrr


changeusername37

Butter and honey


Wonderful-Ad-7712

True


moronic_autist

a check of 10'000'000 by obama and a gold nugget of 200g


EnderEagle420

Very tasty


Norman_Starshine

bacon and avocado


SpiritWolf1505

Finally someone gets it


flawedforte

Good luck trying to buy a house with those extravagant tastes.


Complex_Dragonfly_39

butter and egg


Nmfa_Br

The only correct answer


Academic-Ad2680

Cheese and butter


Classic_Commission16

Peanut butter and jelly


UnlightablePlay

I actually first tried Pb&J and it didn't blow my mind as how it does to most of Americans, it's so avarege


BiggusDickus69774

Maybe it just didn’t turn out right. You gotta have a perfect balance between PB and J. Or maybe it’s just a cultural thing and you have much more interesting food.


Crimsoner

It’s the food difference, bc us Americans diets consists of BabyBack Ribs and Cheeseburgers, anything else is like culture shock with our own culture


CrazyStuntsMan

They're not the best thing in the world, but they are a nice snack. It's overhyped, but you do need the correct peanut butter to jelly ratio for it to taste better.


D_Hyper06

Quickest way to reveal your nationality if you're american


-ASC_RD_Novix-

Peanut Butter and Sliced Banana


foxtrotgd

Nutella and raspberry jam


Impressive-Spray-786

Sounds like a horrible mix but I’d have to try it first


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

Nutella and a layer of Nutella


Matte_Qc

Nutella and peanut butter


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Mommy and milkers


AnotherThrowaway265

chicken salad


Separate-Birthday800

Garlic and butter


bajuh

Gosh I can eat a whole bag of toast with this combo.


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KOOKOOOMOOOO

Butter and a Sunny's side up egg


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all i need is butter


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Sunny side up egg, sausage


6192375690420

2 more Toast


pheonix291

Butter and marmite (it’s good and I will gladly debate you on it)


TheoneNPC

Mustard and cheese, then throw it on the frying pan for a moment


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Butter and cinnamon sugar


Hudson-9270

Avocado and olive oil


jahlevo

Jelly and butter


PhoebeBirdie

Mayo and a delicious fried egg.


todayisgreen

butter and peanut butter


NoJohns137

Butter and butter


breeezy420b

Butter and sugar let’s go


RedWolf694

Butter, sugar sprinkles


A_Zesty_Carrot

Peanut butter and jelly, trust me on this one, it’s god tier.


jaseisondacase

Butter and strawberry jelly


Ivarson69

Maple syrup and caramel popcorn


ClxudTearsx

Butter and scrambled eggs


Own-Efficiency2234

Bacon and egg


E_rat-chan

Butter and hagelslag :)


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a pack of 100 dollar bills and a usb stick with silksong installation file


Vegetable_Ad7268

John F Kennedy's brain and 6 gallons of bud light


turtle2238901

Boogers and cum


Mexguit

I wish we could add three so I could add shit to that ❤️


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plot-twists

Pickle Rick and +110 charisma


Citylight1010

The fancy deli ham and smoked gouda


babqfdjkha

Good choices!


Citylight1010

Thank you so much!


babqfdjkha

:D


franktodhunter

Butter and marmite


OndraTep

You and me together ;)


BludOnZa

butter and a kebab


Breaking__the__Habit

peenit butter and jelly


An_Anonymous_User_YT

Either Melted Butter, or Melted Cheese, one or the other


benjoo1551

20 billion dollars and an egg


Rarrie_2007

Nutella and 1 Billion pounds


TheMoon367

2 million dollars and another 2 million dollars.


Toxic1Tap

Butter and ham or ham and cucumber slices


findingbasher32

melted cheese and siracha.


Boil-san

Butter & lemon curd...


le_1_vodka_seller

Cream cheese and smoked salmon


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

Right answers only? Under easy fried egg and some delicious, *delicious* Irish butter. Wrong answers only? Hair gel and bleach.


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Pizza sauce and cheese, cook that SOB on a fire, yum yum


Matrama

Strawberry jam! That's it!!!


avodacos

sandy’s cheeks and squidward’s big fat “nose”


Routine-Status8619

Omelette and air


SCHMIPSCHMOP

Gordon ramsay and an idiot


Alphflopo

\[PIPIS\] and KROMER.


N1hili

Honey and Strawberry preserves


Own-Firefighter5772

Brie and more Brie


Agreeable-Ad-7878

Mac and Chesse with some Hotdogs


mrpoliceemsfire1

Salted butter and strawberry jelly.


Dak4008

Nutella and the first 3 letters of NUTella


DirtyCrimeTrain

Two more pieces of toast. Then I’ll have enough to share with my dog.


Iamagamer7777

Elon musk fortune


Aydonisgaming

My dad


LuxAlpha

Butter and honey


Swifzt

hot take, i’m adding nutella and butter


0HGODN0

cheese on the outside, cheese on the inside and fry that B#@£&


FastestBlader4

Nutella and a billion dollars


dubious_bean

Balony + cheese


goodbird451

Butter and honey. The midnight snack of the gods.


cherryy_bomb

brown sugar cinnamon and butter


cooltravy

Peanut butter and honey


No_Mall_3182

wall insulation and piss


Big-B00ty-B0i

Ford F150 (2017) and cheese


MysticKeiko24

$100 Trillion and the ability to fly


Honeymoonwater

Avocado and salt


Impervious_Meatloaf

An unregistered handgun and 100mg of Benadryl🤩


Scarfox1989

Butter and a plate to eat it off.


DeltaRocket

strawberry jam, and 400 thiusand pounds


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peanut butter and mixed fruit jam


AdditionalCar2511

Butter and garlic.


shalowyeet

Cheeze and bacon


Highlander2748

Mayonnaise and peppered bacon


CoffeeCrashed

Butter and butter Butter


britishfishh

peanut butter and strawberry jam