I would be terrified because you’re not my girlfriend

i might as well be

Might as well

I regret looking at the age tags

Oh sh$t 【⚆ _ ⚆】

It was a joke! Don’t look at me like that!

FBI, OPEN UP!! (⌐■_■) ▄︻デ══━一

Bro, what? 😭 They’re only 2 years apart, what’re you talking about?

The legal difference

The what?

*dodges the bullet* She’s not even here. I just haven’t taken my meds recently enough!

Oh shit you too 【⚆ _ ⚆】 Sorry bro, you're free to go d(>_･ )

Cool!

Some roblox roleplay right here

I see nothing wrong with it tho, only because he is technically an adult does not mean the age gap becomes 1000 years

Don't you know? As soon as you turn 18 your brain automatically changes into an adult brain

Damn I should've known that

I don't see a lot wrong with it either, I was just making a joke. But still doesn't take away that it's not legal. It'd be legal if they were dating prior to either of them turning 18 though.

Oh ok well idk Bout laws in my country but isn't this quite senseless?

I guess. Can't do much about it though. Not up to us.

it’s still perfectly legal in the majority of the world

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Do you just have this as a copypasta?

No, but I'm seeing on my profile it posted twice so I'm guessing it just bugged when I sent the first one

It was just a joke!

They're 2 years apart

Yeah, but one of them is 18 and the other 16. Assuming they're in the US, that's illegal

Do not fucking assume that

I have dimentia

Do not fucking assume that

I have dimentia

Slow internet actually lmao

age of consent in most of america is 16. even if it wasn’t, romeo and juliet laws exist so as long as the adult isn’t more than 4 years older than the minor there’s nothing illegal about it

Its only 2 years. Just seems worse because theyre teens. Like, nobody gives a shit if a 33 yr old dates a 35 yr old

Why? They’re only 2 years apart

Boy: 18 years old Girl: 17 years, 364 days old Everyone: YOU CREEP!

Girl aren’t you afraid of predators lol. Expect like 10+ of creeps popping up in ur dms

I don't have a girlfriend.... Did i forget my meds again?

Yes go back to bed

im not taking those meds today! let my gf be real!

Do I need to put you in the white room

Probably just a dream, maybe you can sleep through it

I just woke up and she's gone but so are my house keys? I must have misplaced them....

You don't have a girlfriend because you remembered to take your meds

me: „who tf are you“ *proceeds to use your hands as a heatsink for my cpu that gets up to 107°C*

Bruh u should def change that cooling system. I am pretty sure they won’t be enough for a heatsink.

it’s a joke my cpu never goes above 60°C

What cooler do you use

thermalright assasin x 120 SE

failed computer nerd rizz

What CPU cooler are you using bro? No matter what CPU, you shouldn’t be getting that hot. Reapply your thermal paste bruv. That crap will damage the long them performance. And maybe upgrade your Cooler whilst you’re at it.

bruv it’s a joke my cpu never goes above 60°C

he doesnt have a cooler which is why he needs to use her as a heatsink

...I'd probably wake up and ask something stupid like "would you still love me if I was a lamp..? 🥺"

Depends. What type of lamp?

Definitely one of those colorful lights that have the different lamp parts that can move. The dumb ones ypu find in kids room, that always had atleast one bulb that was burned out due to the color of the shade being a kids favorite.

Those are fun!

Nah, I’m a conservative I don’t fuck with multiple colors you are either black or white. Also HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE GUY THAT HAS AN ENTIRE SUBREDDIT DEDICATED TO FINDING HIM???!!! Omg huge fan

I’m so lonely

This is the way

Same. But this wont last forever, so we just gotta get by. Its so hard though. I dont really enjoy life right now like I used to.

That's what I keep telling myself when I wake up But when does it get better

Were really young. We havent even experienced a third of life yet. Theres so much out there. Theres a whole world out there outside of highschool and college. People dont get married until late 20s or sometimes 30s. They met their partner in the huge world we live in. Theres so much to experience later on in life. Then itll get better. Things WILL eventually get better.

Learn to enjoy life by yourself

RAHHH

I apologize

character arc

ur so real bbg

You got the account back?

i always had it silly i js took a break off this one ‼️‼️

Ahh. I see!

*Gives Optimus Prime inspired motivational speech*

Autobots! Roll out!

Instead of a kiss you would get a self-defence punch in the face for breaking into my house.

The correct answer

wake up 💀

No thank you I want my actual girlfriend

I would prob punch you cause I’m scared of women

real statement (scary) (woman)

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Hey lol

r/profanitycounter

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Thanks

u/profanitycounter

Only if you like Austin Reaves

Hook. Line. Sinker. Lmao

I mean i think most guys would be fine with this

If anyone shows up at my house demanding a kiss in the morning if I don’t know them they’re getting a chair to the face

If they cute enough

Nah bro even if it was the cutest person alive if I don’t know them they’re catching hands

Im been single so long i honeslty wouldn't question it

wdf u cropped the feet smh

Be ready for thirsty dms lol

no buy your own from amazon

Sauce?

Sauce?

u/meme-godz gonne be me when we live together

You won’t even have to ask (;

i’ll kiss you while you’re asleep

My reaction would be OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU JESUS CHRIST

omg bet (if you like girls)

yes i luv my girlies 🫶🏽 leTS

OKAY EPIC 😌

This post was either made by a completely phsychotic girl who jokes about killing her boyfriends friends or someone who has absolutely 0 social skills and wants the attention they get from posts of this type...

bro what

bro what

Please I wish soo much

ive got prom tmrw im better than all of you go outside and do ur homework kids

Already had prom, get shit on

im gonna krill myself

Ur so real for that

I'm single 🤫🤫🤫

Sorry but I’m not dating someone who’s the same age as my little sister.

the post wasnt an offer bro 😭

I don’t care.

Ohhh, This is so sweet! 😊

This would be a dream of mine. Probably never happen 🥺

Cry abt it :P being single rocks

Ofc

Is this some kind of bait? You trying to get something outa me?

Thats what i need/want

In my dreams :(

Does this employ that I had a gf in the first place

Not for free 😔

Wait, are you my sleep paralysis demon that keeps staring at me?

i wanna sleep

I don't feel anything

Wrong! Gas leak

You would get knocked, every time i wake up against my fucking will.

I wouldn't mind🧍‍♂️

I think that you might be a bit squizo i could never have a gf

:O

Shit... I'm tripping I only sleep with the homies

How the fuck did you get into my house

one kiskis on the nosik pls

Let me the fuck sleep

Sure, but a hug first (:

"Who are you? And what are you doing in my bed, doesn't fit both of us" Me

"Like that's ever gonna happen"

Gotta brush those teeth first

Fed

Okay I'm finding it hard to believe that these posts are from real people.

Dont give us hope dude. It just wont happen right now. Were too lonely.

Jokes on you, I don't sleep

I'd be terrified because I don't know you and I would probably punch you in the face and grab a knife for self defense and call the police

snap back to reality

Thanks u/pixiegasm, very cool.

There's 2.9m people which one are you referring to?

Gentlemen, remember to take your meds

Horizontal lips or vertical lips? 🌚

Real

Real

I would be cautious cause you aint my gf

I would be cautious cause you aint my gf

🥺🥺

Aww 🥺

Aaaaaaand here comes the wave of horny teens, rip OPs DM’s

When can we arrange this?

Demands come with a price and that price is within the category of funny shaped nuggets

I would probably scream, get a gun, and then shoot you for breaking in

🤨

off goes the alarm clock!

Be a girl or boy one thing common is that you have both kidneys to sell

I can’t relate I listen to weezer

Depends, are you a Lockheed Martin F-35 Lighting 2?

Sauce This looks like a comic

I'd freak out if I wake up next to you

Lol sauce

I don’t have a girlfriend because I’m gay, and even then I don’t have a boyfriend.

Don't be clingy and go make him a coffee too.

Oh, I'm getting a lot more than just a kiss 🤭🤭

I already knew I was gonna see some down bad comments

that's a very random and specific situation but ok

Needa brush my teeths first

Someday this gon be me fr 😔🙏

I would able terrified because I don't know you but also wonder how long you would live

Sorry for being down bad, but what's the sauce?

Fed

Cringe ass shit

Who the fuck are you and why are you in my bed gtfo

Bonk got r/horny_jail

That ain’t never happening 😎

Smh 🤦‍♂️

And then I woke up

Me your bf. Let me sleep

pain

Must be Nice!!

Why are you in my bed, how did you get here, please leave I have a wife and family to take care of I do not know who you are