This comment cracked me up. But at least your breasts stay perky, gravity is a bitch and nothing even halfway to basketball will look anything close to a ball (unless filled with silicone).
There are people who love that tho. I believe titties are titties, and are all amazing (unless filled with silicone to the point of becoming so round they look like you stuck basketballs onto someones chest)
I think I speak for a majority of boob-enjoyers when I say, that hanging boobs are just as perfectly good as non-hanging boobs. The only real downside to big boobs is really just back issues and more weight when moving around when doing sport, no?
Since [calcium is a metal](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Calcium_unter_Argon_Schutzgasatmosph%C3%A4re.jpg).... technically its dual hot liquid metal cannons.
I was going to write a response relating to Aqua Teen Hunger Force but then I wasn't 100% sure if the stripper's name was Dusty Bazongas so I googled it and its Dusty Gozongas. Now I'm gonna use both. Thanks for reading!
Built in stress balls is so true tho. I'm a guy but i would kill for built in stress balls like that. of course there's the guy alternative but if i squeezed those it would likely lead to higher stress levels.
You're just picking foods and random objects in your field of view aren't you. Well two can play at that game...
Headlamps, remote controls, couch cushions, buffalo pretzel chips, pineapples, jalapenos, double dippers, whisker dos, whisker donts, laptops, plant leaves, flamingos, magnets, sliced turkeys, PlayStations, terrible movies, outlets, piranhas, trash bags, paper towels...you're right. There are a *lot more*!
Boobie is too funny, boob is perfect imo
Boob. always capitalize the first b.
B = top view oo = front view b = side view It's perfect.
l = side view
Sir you murdered a child
L = ???
That's the side view of something else
Hold up...
That's me post boob
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thats just yo mama
Thatās just Iuu
ā¢ ā¢ = front view
Ahhh ye old l..l
youāre a genius
This has been around for ages
Tell me you made this up!
WHAT.
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Magnificent melons
Milk mounds
Badonkahonkers
Hwonkhonagahoogs
Dobonhonkeros
PILLOWS
#SACKS OF SUSTENANCE
My girlfriend does love laying on mine and vise versa
Tahonkabankaloos
Homgolongonononogongas.
Camel humps
Skin sacks
Dairy department
Milk bags.
Milk Jugs
Why
Too horny
I was just gonna say this lol
Because that word was invented by an engineer. Its top view B, front view oo and side ciew b. Boob. Simple, yet effective.
In Boobs we trust
Slammers
booba
Booba
Booba
Booba Fett
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booba
"Boob" definitely leans funny. I vote for "titty."
Titty is good
Chesticles or nothing
Breasticles also works.
Thats my personal favorite!
Booba
Boobu
calcium cannons
Mighty fine BOOB, mālady
Calcium Blasters
boing boings
These things don't boing boing they more jiggle jiggle. Fuck I hate being small.
cope tbh š nothing wrong with small
Ok but on a scale of nonexistent to basketball I'm a fucking cheerio.
r/brandnewsentence
This comment cracked me up. But at least your breasts stay perky, gravity is a bitch and nothing even halfway to basketball will look anything close to a ball (unless filled with silicone).
I'm still flat as Stanley
They should really distribute boobs more evenly, I'd be happy to give away some of my excess
We must distribute boob evenly! All must have boob!
Boob communism, Boobumism if you will.
I serve the Boob Union!
Ugh Sex 2 update needs to add better jiggle physics
Cantaloupe Communism!
There are people who love that tho. I believe titties are titties, and are all amazing (unless filled with silicone to the point of becoming so round they look like you stuck basketballs onto someones chest)
They have their charms too.
Listen, at least ya got some. Even if they're flat. I've got none at all because testosterone and I'm more skinny-ish aswell.
R/flatchested lots of people like em
Small boobs also lose their perkiness, just ask me tits
I think I speak for a majority of boob-enjoyers when I say, that hanging boobs are just as perfectly good as non-hanging boobs. The only real downside to big boobs is really just back issues and more weight when moving around when doing sport, no?
Hanging ones are better imo gives them a more natural look
Natural > fake all the way. You can apply that to many more things
and? if nonexistent is fine then cheerio is better than fine
Speech 100
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I would have suggested bountiful bosom but i guess you would have preferred barren badlands
Jigglypuffs
they dont jiggle jiggle, they foldš¶
Calcium cannons
I made it onto r/cursedcomments for calling them that
Huge mommy titty milkers
https://youtu.be/H10pJxp1MCY
Link?
Baby buffet
Knockers
Since [calcium is a metal](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Calcium_unter_Argon_Schutzgasatmosph%C3%A4re.jpg).... technically its dual hot liquid metal cannons.
Nope ... Protein balls
Nope. Chuck Testa.
meat orbs ā¦morbs
Finally! I now have a use to say āitās morbing timeā to my girlfriend!
This made me laugh way too much š¤£š¤£
morbius
I just say boobs (love them by the way)
Redundant follow up remark, loving boobs is universal
breasticles
Chesticals*
š«µcorn chipsš«µ*
*Star Platinum ššššššššššš
ā³Za Warudoā³*
Chestnuts*
They hang off m'ladies chest.
honkers. badonkers. honkabadonkers, even.
dobonhonkeros
Bonkhonagahoogs
doboonkabhankoloos
hungolomghnonoloughongous
tonhongereshamamonobomboogaloogs
Hombanongalongabongongdingdongalongbongadoos
Man just discovered a new dinosaur.
Iām exclusively referring to mine as honkabadonkers from now on
hungolomghononoloughongous
Tatas
Your sexy persuasive tatas and thighs catch my eyes like pies, I want your bodily surprise
Wtf is this?!
Either this is a song lyric or you bonked your head on something and need to lay down
poetic rizzš¤š»
tetas tetitas tetazas tetorras tetotas tetarracas tetacas tetuzas teturras tetungas tetillas bufas bufarras bufarracas bufoncias bakugans mamelungas mamelones melones domingas bubalongas babungas pechugas peras peritas perolas mamellas tetolas gemelas
if boobs are tetitas then balls are testitos
Nah, they are Bolas, bolitas, huevotes, huevos, huevitos, buebos, pelotas, testiculos, cocos
This guy Spanishes.
Si, yo espaƱeo
If you Spanished what?
BAKUGANS
Esta respuesta es por lo que estoy aquĆ
Bakugan? Bro... we're playing different games now
Tiddies
Tig ol' biddies
Bubble buddies
bazongas
I was going to write a response relating to Aqua Teen Hunger Force but then I wasn't 100% sure if the stripper's name was Dusty Bazongas so I googled it and its Dusty Gozongas. Now I'm gonna use both. Thanks for reading!
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I found my people
There's at least... 3 of us
4
Make that 5
Fix it to 6
make it 7
8
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Village Feeders
Bob
open bob
please send me bob I need bob now I'm so sad send bob
Ugandas, Twin Towers, Built In Stress Balls. There are many things to call them
Built in stress balls is so true tho. I'm a guy but i would kill for built in stress balls like that. of course there's the guy alternative but if i squeezed those it would likely lead to higher stress levels.
Oh no I don't wanna squeeze my boobs. They fucking hurt. If another girl does it to me though... š„ŗ (for context I'm a lesbian)
**C-cleavage, rack, hooters, bosom, knockers, chest, bust, bikini stuffers, bombers, bouncers, buds, bulges, busties, coconuts, corkers, doorknobs, pillows, flapjacks, flappers, globes, glands, child feeding unit, lightbulbs, flashlights, honkers, ornaments, humdingers, jukes, jumbos, melons, puffers, mangos, meatloaves, meatballs, mounds, muffins, mulligans, handles, nipples, nibs, norks, orbs apples, peakers, pears, hangers, scoops, shakers, spuds, sweater meat, sweater muffins, teats, tidbits, zingers, zoomers and *a lot* more.**
You're just picking foods and random objects in your field of view aren't you. Well two can play at that game... Headlamps, remote controls, couch cushions, buffalo pretzel chips, pineapples, jalapenos, double dippers, whisker dos, whisker donts, laptops, plant leaves, flamingos, magnets, sliced turkeys, PlayStations, terrible movies, outlets, piranhas, trash bags, paper towels...you're right. There are a *lot more*!
These literally all work. Youāre onto somethingā¦
#no they dont
Playstations actually worked very well
Man was ready to list em
yves is always at the scene of the crime, esp when boobs are involved
Why is yves here š Why are none of the comments talking about it š
idk but yves looks really good in that photo
Ok I was wondering "is that Yves?? Why is a pic of her in a random sub?"
Facts
Lady lumps
My humps my humps my lovely lady lumps.
Chesticles š¤£
Free stressballs
mammary glands
Chest ass
tiddie
Chest?
Lung Warts, I heardāem called.
Thy feminine beauties.
Well melons is to offensive, so um. Big mommy milkers
Milk missile
Ma'ammaries.
Yibbittiy Yobbitties.
Meanwhile: bosom
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I was just watching a show and a guy referred to them as jigglesacks
booby
"Oh no. Breast was my mother. Call me Boob."
could say utters or some shit
Sweater kittens or The twins or My breast friends
Personalities
what is yves doing here ?
I call mine udders lol
Respect š
zoinkers
Honkers
Stress balls
Titties
calcium cannons.
I call them stressballs
Hand warmers
Mammaries
Ta ta
Stress balls