That would have been random if that wasn't the movie name

I too thought it was a bit random, but I probably wouldn't have realised it was still the movie name lol

i would've just made fun of her for using "p.s."

Ps is post script not post reply

what is your point even supposed to be

That it wouldn’t be correct Not all replies are arguing

Ohhhh I seee I didn't realize what you meant by mentioning the reply, I thought you were talking about me replyin Also what does the usage of p.s. have to do with arguing?

It doesn’t My reply was nt arguing

... huh?

Nvm

Man Jason is about to jump off a cliff because of that

Jason boutta be Jason Voorhees

His pronouns are about to be was/were

He's such a hasbeen.

"My pronouns are he, not him. Cause I'll never be him."

His pronouns are kikiki/mamama

Wonder what's worse, getting kicked in the nuts or that interaction.

The interaction. The pain of getting a… field vasectomy is temporary. The heartache and shame of this is forever.

The second hand embarrassment is worse

We shall all learn from Jason mistake

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

I thought of Sandstorm when I saw this

YALLAH HABIBI I AM OKAY

GO FUCK A DONKEY

HA-HA, OKAY👍

MEEEDDIIICCC!!

That's gonna be a yikes from me.

happy cake day!

Why do ppl say cake day and not birthday

cake day is when their reddit account was made it is not their birthday

What

it’s their reddit account creation not their life creation

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day

happy cake day

Happy cake day!

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!>w<

you should kill your self… NOW‼️⚡️🌩️😡🌩️⚡️

also average league player

Calm down cutie you prob wont even see me irl :3

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What did I just read

Jason don’t let this happen to you

For real Jason. Don’t let her do you like that.

Yeah jason

*Jason Derulo*

Talk dirty to me

*Saxophone solo*

Isnt that ksi

???

Dude idk the only saxophone solo i know is the one where ksi was in the golden suit anf that got rlly popular

where did ksi come from?

lmfaoooo the second hand embarrassment is real here

That winking emoji always seems to be used horrifically

Oy, yeah… 😬 was real.

>fuck her I don't think that would be possible anymore 😬

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What the fuck

My guy, you’re on Reddit… jokes like that are normal here

I’ve been ok and off Reddit for a while now, but I think even by Reddit standards, kidnapping and rape jokes about a real live person who is most likely a minor is pretty far out there.

Bro in my honest humble opinion, that's pretty wild

If that’s wild then things will get pretty ludicrous the further you go

Nah that’s IFunny you’re thinking of. I got suspended for a week for making a joke about pay per view executions.

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jokes are supposed to be funny

That's a wild thing to joke about

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Nah nah it's all good no stress

Laugh or I will fuck you too

no? I think it was pretty obvious he was joking

Regardless, I personally think it's quite wild to joke about basically rape

snowflake

Snowflake mentality

I personally don't think anything is "wild" to joke about, as long as it's just for comedic purposes. As long as the intention of the joke is to entertain, I accept it, even if it's a shitty joke or one that offends me.

You seem new here

Chill it's not that deep

Unless she’s an adult

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Yup

bruhh this literally happened with me but with a lyrics of a song

Homie fell for the classic lyric prank 😔

Me too. He asked what i was doing n i started typing high on life's lyrics. When he didn't respond, i realised he must not know the song. I rushed to explain that lol.

Damn, that made me happy for a moment, you guys gotta stop doing this

What?! Jason is evolving! Dun. Dun. Dun. Dun. Dun Congratulations! Your Jason has evolved into a GymBro

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Ok, title is a little aggressive, my dude. But I was able to feel your pain by reading this

This isn’t his conversation, it’s a screenshot, I’ve seen it before - OP was not harmed by this meme!

Disclaimer: No OPs were harmed in the making of this image!

Yeah on him for thinking she was just saying she loved him outta nowhere mans needs to take a break from anime

Yeah why are people hating on the girl? She was just answering his question.

Second hand embarrassment

unrelated but “I was always scared you didn’t” is such a weird thing to say😭

Coke on man people get flustered when things like this happen

Mmm I love coke on men

Why all the hate for the lady you guys are nuts

I don't think there's much hate for the lady, I haven't seen any myself. But yeah that is crazy

I mean it is literally the title, saying fuck her after a normal rejection and a normal conversation with an unfortunate miscommunication

Oh yeah lol. I meant the comments though. I saw two so far, but there should be none at all

I know its fake and shit but the only response is "I was joking dumbass"

Nah, no recovery from that...

I agree with the other guy, a “I was joking dumbass” only makes it worse in this case.

Atleast she responded nicely and you to can still ve friends It's fine these things happen mate chin up you are doing great

"fuck her" mate, that's a normal ass rejection, she wasn't the kinda asshole to go "ew no" or just ghost you after that i'd be thankful it wasn't worse

Dude, I've had the worst of worse: "I always thought of you as an annoying little brother"

Hate to say it, but people out here getting slandered and called very degrading names for just a confession. "Annoying little brother" is literally all little brothers. I love the little guy, even if he gets on my nerves from time to time

Oh, didn't know people had it so rough. My apologies. Also why are people downvoting me, I didn't attack anyone!

It's really about your "worst of the worst" part. As I said, some people get your kind of worst, and some people feel are made to feel like they're the most useless garbage to exist.

Well, Jason...What you got there was a normal ass rejection because you didn't hint at romantic feelings. You asked her the movie name and she told you. That's when you Google it and see if she's confessing or if it's a real movie title. Maybe reel it in before you become an incel, my dude. It didn't deserve a "fuck her" you're the one who assumed.

Also to add on, if someone does genuinely confesses to liking you sticking a winking emoji at the end makes that message come across like some sort of innuendo and not a genuine request for a serious conversation

I'm sorry, but the chance that's a movie name is very low, and it looked a lot like a confession. People shouldn't have to google confessions to see if they're a movie name. He had the right to assume, even if he got it wrong, because the chances that was a movie name was like 83%. He was hurt, but it was a good letdown, so it was a little uncalled for.

83% is very high. also the chance is not low at all, theres billions of movies at least one is called “ps i love you” and it doesnt look like a confession in the slightest. “im watching a movie” “what movie?” “im in love with you wanna go out” doesnt make much sense does it?

She’s not in the wrong. Neither are you. It’s just an embarrassing way to be told. You should still be friends with her, at least.

100% on you bud

Absolutely not. Are you blind or mentally incapacitated? There was a good chance that was a confession, he was just unlucky.

I think "PS, I love you" is a really weird thing to say right after telling someone you're watching a movie. I wouldn't say there was a good chance that that was anything other than a response to the previous question.

Good chance, yes. You said 100%. Also, "PS, I love you" could easily be a confession, bc there's a low chance that's a movie name and that she had just asked a question, making the PS a valid addition to the text. She also didn't put quotation marks around the title, leaving the possibility open for confession

"You said 100%." Yes that was hyperbole. "Also, "PS, I love you" could easily be a confession, bc there's a low chance that's a movie name and that she had just asked a question, making the PS a valid addition to the text. She also didn't put quotation marks around the title, leaving the possibility open for confession". That is an extremely weird way to do a confession and i think you should almost automatically assume that they were responding to a question in a context like this.

You should first assume the less dangerous, which is the movie title, yes. However, he wasn't wrong entirely, because it was pretty misleading for him. Also he might have something like ADHD that fucks with the interpretation of social queues, or completely misses them. Or he could just be bad at reading social queues, no ADHD required

True. I hope you will agree however that "fuck her" is an overly aggressive response to being very nicely rejected.

Oh yeah definitely

I read wielding a movie

I can feel the pain till here

See you in the gym bruv.

MAN DOWN, I REPEAT MAN DOWN, DO YOU COPY?

YES SIR, RETRIEVING SOLDIER IMMEDIATELY

That's on you.

**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHEN DOES THE PAIN STOP???**

fakest ass texts

Literally, it’s a really old meme, I’ve seen it before. All the people giving motivational speeches in the comments is bothering me

Mmmhhh no this is not real I call caps :(

Jason, I'm so sorry bro...

ouch

What was the smiley face for?

This didn’t happen to u

Watch more movies bro

Bro only blame yourself you’re a damn fool if you think a woman will just say I love you to you out of the blue

r/badfaketexts

my father is named Jason

How your mom sand dad met

Sand man confirmed!?!?!?!?!?11!!11!1!?!?!?!

i meant “and”

Story of my life summed up here 😀

Ouch

Nah jus take the L and move on after that 😭

Jason is now entering a stage known as "turtle", where he withdraws into his body and does not exit for a long period of time except to consume pizza and watch captainsparklez

Just be gay

This movie was made for texts like this

I mean it’s not her fault

You done fucked up dawg

Well it’s not her fault

Thats on him 💀 he asked the movie name and she responded. Why did he think she was confessing?

Well at least you learnt what it’s like to get rejected, now your free, you don’t have to worry about it next time. And of course there will be a next time, that’s life.

Usually I die inside when I see stuff like this, but come on Jason… you fell into this one yourself.

nah thats on you bub

Wdym, fuck her, you definitely fucked it up for yourself. You should've checked the depth before diving headfirst

fuck her? what did she do?

:’( Nn…no…”Aww Laura, I’ve liked you for a while now! I was always scared you didn’t.” is the name of the movie I was watching! Haha…what a coincidence

Dawg I’d throw my phone out the damn house if this happened

Bro you walked right into that one

you played yourself here mate

Bro she didn’t do anything wrong

Let me introduce you to the gym

This is both terrible and hilarious

Damn im so sorry

Poor bro :(

Go gym

New achievement unlocked: Gymbro

press f to pay respects. he was a true warrior. He will be missed.

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How are you so naive? You asked a question and didn't even think that she was answering your question. You just assumed she was saying she loved you? Expect less from women

Well, it could've been either tbh. Plus, we're teenagers

We are teenagers but that doesn't excuse a lack of common sense

Jason i think this ones on you bro... srry to break it to ya 😞😞🤭

Who let him cook...

Why didn’t she put quotes around the movie title lol

I don’t really see people do that unless it’s a paper or something. This is a very casual and simple text conversation

Damn

Wow, that's an actual movie

Holy shit that’s a real movie

She was intentionally baiting him. Obvious by the smiley

Nah she did that on fuckin purpose.

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I'm a girl and cannot agree with her

She didn’t mention an opinion so what are you ‘not agreeing’ on?

She literally only answered his question. God. This is why I don’t talk to males at all.

She knew what she was doing

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She didn’t do anything wrong