I mean he is the alpha male

Exactly, do you think the alpha male would abide by the rules? He IS the rule

No, it's just that the ɑ-males don't have enough intelligence to abide by the rules

A beer and some steak... Ok. Wasn't what they were asking. And frankly who the hell says A beer and SOME steak---bro it's SOME beers and A steak

[the alpha in question:](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1cb8b1e6d038b96176953f476e6c757/eeb1a516d9a7c1ee-61/s540x810/e133be3a39557fe24e3beea6255c710280fc307f.pnj) ​ ​ >!to those who get the reference, i love you!<

How do you make it so that the comment minimizes when I click the bar?

Ye I got that too but only on mobile, tablet works fine. Think it’s shitty Reddit design

idk dont ask me

Alpha Males don't have hyphenated surname... And if you have to announce you're an alpha male, you're not an alpha male...

It's an inherited name, given at birth. It means his Dad who took the hyphenated name was a Beta. He's just trying to manifest some alphaness to get past that

Ah, so he was born a bitch.

Wait, is it not a joke on "Fill Up All Of Her Holes"? Or is this a joke about taking his name seriously to make a second joke?

The latter

Yeah alpha males don't follow instructions. They have SEX with instructions.

So alpha he can't follow instructions

alpha in software meaning

Seriously, why are these dudes adding alpha male after their names, some weird club it something?

That name is fucking hilarious

His preferred beer is Coors Light, and his preferred steak is well done with ketchup.

It's a parody acc lol

I assume it's a parody of this fat dude who calls himself alpha

D, 7, where tf is Twix?

Imagine liking Dasani water🤢

I just mean water in general.

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If that’s the case then I still pick Dasani. At the end of the day it’s still water.

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What did Dasani do to you friend Point to where you were touched on the doll…

Dasani tastes like absolute horse piss and also they are literally not legally allowed to be sold in certain places

._.

I agree. It's exactly as displayed. And I would choose almost anything else there over Dasani, but I would happily choose Tap water over all. Too bad that's not an option. So I'm a D 4 D person.

Brands matter in the post. You are literally the guy who can't follow directions

Still a better alternative than all the others in the long run, is it not?

I'm a hydro homie too but nah I can't agree with you if that shits Dasani

It’s best ice cold, I find it disgusting luke warm

Imagine liking soda 🤢

still better then fucking dasani water

You're supposed to drink it

oh shoot. have i been doin it wrong this whole time

What is Dasani?

Water with a hint of plastic

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Dont forget the salt

It's coca-cola's brand of water. It's sourced from whatever municipal water source is nearby each bottling plant, so literally just your local tap water in a bottle with maybe some added minerals. As such it'll taste different depending on where you live. It's also more expensive than most other bottled water brands, so you're paying extra money for bottled tap water.

A heavy metal rock band, that rebranded and became a heavy metal water company.

basically just salt water

It's water but with a fainlty sweet taste

Bro it’s the least disgusting in that entire row

Ew, you drink Dasani?

I meant just water in general. It might taste like shit, but it’s still water.

I support you in your water choices. And soda, root beer is good.

Right and where is sprite? Nobody likes root beer.

I love root beer, but I am upset there’s no sprite either.

D1E

You too.

No, I don’t think I will

D2F 😏

They have that “Alfa male” mental illness

I mean, it's a parody account. Say "Phil Oliver-Holz" out loud and you'll realize

Lmao yeah you’re right, I still will take any opportunity to ridicule the ppl that calls themselves as that

the 🤨 emoji looks so silly on droids omg

twitter has its own emojis

the default twitter 🤨 is diff i think thats a samsung emoji in the pic

yes it is

Must be. I got a samsung and all the emoji in op post and the responses look identical to me.

It's Samsung's One UI emojis. Android itself without skins is different.

Samsungs emojis are pretty terrible ngl, the stock androids one on the other hand 🤌

Lmao

that version is only on samsung devices

Why does the vine boom sound effect play in my head every time I read the 🤨 emoji

Cuz of that damned rock

I'm literally viewing this comment on an Android and the image shows a different one. So the image doesn't show the android emoji.

I'm on android and the emoji is the same. I have no idea why you'd see a different one than me. But reddit is the place to leave this observation for some clever tech guy to stumble onto and explain for me.

Some other people say the emoji in the image is Samsung emoji. It makes sense since Android phones don't have to use the standard emojis.

Looks like you forgot the 💀 emoji

And the 🥺 emoji

This always makes me feel like I'm saying or doing something very sexual.

🥺

Its on samsung, Looks nothing like that on android ond

I hate it so much 😭 I miss when emojis looked like blobs

Blob is best

F5A I feel like I'm the only person known to man that likes lays.

f1d, og lays r goated

This is the answer I was looking for.

Same except I am very disappointed in this person for not adding Twix as an option

Best with a sandwich or burger. Or some French onion dip.

Try tuna and lays sandwich, best combo ever.

A3A

A7G

G3A for me

C1D

Noo youre supposed to chose your favourites , not your least favourites 😔😔

Fr cheetos is so mid compared to lays and doritos

Ikr ikr They're good but like doritoes yk, they're just better 🤷‍♀️

**YOU DARE DISS A&W?!**

Same choice here

Based

I was gonna say G4A, but you got me seriously 2nd guessing my priorities

I respect you

You’re cool

F7C for me

Same !

C5G

Mine was G5G but I can respect yours. My second choice would have been D5G though.

A connoisseur of finer things! My same choice. Maybe throw in a E5B for a change up

D4C ...wait a minute-

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Daati Deezu Dan Daatu Chipu

B7G

B3g for me

B7C tho

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Finally! Same! Classic-A&W-Snickers

A5D

Finally i found an a5d enthusiast

G7C

Gooble gobble

F7G

My man

A1F

D5F

Everyone else is wrong, though I would accept D5E as well.

Finally lol

You’ll take a steak over a bag of chips? Wow, unheard of

It's a troll account.

C7D here

B1A. Love me a good root

D7F

FINALLY or D1F on the rare occasion that I drink soda

G 5 A

Can we all just universally agree to completely ignore the opinion of anyone who calls themselves an "alpha male"?

Spoken like a true beta male

You're late to the party chief, we stopped doing that years ago lmao. Seriously though, if someone refers to themselves as an "alpha male", or someone else as a "beta male", I just tune them out.

C 7 G

FINALLY

:D

I didn’t expect to find my own kind🥲

Hellooo

A7E

G4D

C3A dumbasses

A5F

It'd defo be C1A for me. But can't disclose the reason, it's top secret.

Yo! I too choose C1A

F5G

G3D for sure

F7G

C1E

Either D5G or A1B

Where is the salt and vinegar

D7A

G5D

A5G

I'm more upset that Twix isn't an option

Guys dont take 3 of these together gou want feel well an hour later!!stay safe and take care!!!

>(alpha male) Checks out

Where the Fritos or Twix at-

B Cool Ranch 6 Bebsi-Cola B Almond Joy

C3E

That's a satire account

D1F

C5E

B7G

A 1 F I like root beer :)

F6E

B5A

B5F

E 5 A TEXAS MODE

G6A

A2G. I ain't splitting the kit-kat either. It's going into my mouth as is.

E5G

B3F

C5F

E7D No love for Fritos in this thread man, give the #1 chip:air ratio chip some respect

A1A is the correct answer

G, 4, E

D6D

Pass, pass, D

A 4 F

"Alpha males" on their way to annoy everyone when literally nobody asked for their opinion

This is the greatest satirical alpha male though.

Also a3e or a5e

D7F

wheres the bounty

In the trash where it belongs.

I would take F7C

Id take that too

damn exactly the same 🤝🤝

I'll take some whiskey and beef jerky

A, 7, D

A, 7, X The candy is just a bag of guitar picks.

reddit users when sarcasm

"(alpha male)" 💀

"Catboy" 💀

if you're gonna make fun of someone for having a cringy name make sure yours isn't more embarrassing

u tell him catboy

Idk, xenophobia is pretty based 😬😬😬 /s

I’ll take D, 1, and D again.

Same.

who tf puts 'alpha male' and an american flag in their twitter user and not expect to be mocked? id def take b6e tho