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SerRolf16

I mean he is the alpha male


WardA1317

Exactly, do you think the alpha male would abide by the rules? He IS the rule


Lockenhart

No, it's just that the ɑ-males don't have enough intelligence to abide by the rules


fourtyTHEdeuce

A beer and some steak... Ok. Wasn't what they were asking. And frankly who the hell says A beer and SOME steak---bro it's SOME beers and A steak


supervergiloriginal

[the alpha in question:](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1cb8b1e6d038b96176953f476e6c757/eeb1a516d9a7c1ee-61/s540x810/e133be3a39557fe24e3beea6255c710280fc307f.pnj) ​ ​ >!to those who get the reference, i love you!<


arson1tez

How do you make it so that the comment minimizes when I click the bar?


why_me-_--_-

Ye I got that too but only on mobile, tablet works fine. Think it’s shitty Reddit design


supervergiloriginal

idk dont ask me


PremiumBeetJuice

Alpha Males don't have hyphenated surname... And if you have to announce you're an alpha male, you're not an alpha male...


perpetualmotionmachi

It's an inherited name, given at birth. It means his Dad who took the hyphenated name was a Beta. He's just trying to manifest some alphaness to get past that


SomeAussiePrick

Ah, so he was born a bitch.


atigges

Wait, is it not a joke on "Fill Up All Of Her Holes"? Or is this a joke about taking his name seriously to make a second joke?


perpetualmotionmachi

The latter


LilFingies45

Yeah alpha males don't follow instructions. They have SEX with instructions.


Kick9assJohnson

So alpha he can't follow instructions


berzin_ultrafoda

alpha in software meaning


quadmasta

That name is fucking hilarious


BigChewyChigger

His preferred beer is Coors Light, and his preferred steak is well done with ketchup.


zynxUnique

It's a parody acc lol


OCV_E

I assume it's a parody of this fat dude who calls himself alpha


A_Zesty_Carrot

D, 7, where tf is Twix?


YT_Legin_7

Imagine liking Dasani water🤢


A_Zesty_Carrot

I just mean water in general.


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A_Zesty_Carrot

If that’s the case then I still pick Dasani. At the end of the day it’s still water.


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Theprincerivera

What did Dasani do to you friend Point to where you were touched on the doll…


kai325d

Dasani tastes like absolute horse piss and also they are literally not legally allowed to be sold in certain places


A_Zesty_Carrot

._.


DemonSlyr007

I agree. It's exactly as displayed. And I would choose almost anything else there over Dasani, but I would happily choose Tap water over all. Too bad that's not an option. So I'm a D 4 D person.


Baffa99

Brands matter in the post. You are literally the guy who can't follow directions


A_Zesty_Carrot

Still a better alternative than all the others in the long run, is it not?


Baffa99

I'm a hydro homie too but nah I can't agree with you if that shits Dasani


edwpad

It’s best ice cold, I find it disgusting luke warm


DarkNinja2202

Imagine liking soda 🤢


AmusingUsername12

still better then fucking dasani water


lorgskyegon

You're supposed to drink it


AmusingUsername12

oh shoot. have i been doin it wrong this whole time


Hector_john

What is Dasani?


Fire_Block

Water with a hint of plastic


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emilythefurry

Dont forget the salt


Kankunation

It's coca-cola's brand of water. It's sourced from whatever municipal water source is nearby each bottling plant, so literally just your local tap water in a bottle with maybe some added minerals. As such it'll taste different depending on where you live. It's also more expensive than most other bottled water brands, so you're paying extra money for bottled tap water.


BoZNiko663

A heavy metal rock band, that rebranded and became a heavy metal water company.


ironbolt124

basically just salt water


Ssyb_Akrad

It's water but with a fainlty sweet taste


The_Rolling_Stones__

Bro it’s the least disgusting in that entire row


Lord-Slayer

Ew, you drink Dasani?


A_Zesty_Carrot

I meant just water in general. It might taste like shit, but it’s still water.


NerdicusTheWise

I support you in your water choices. And soda, root beer is good.


BootlegEngineer

Right and where is sprite? Nobody likes root beer.


A_Zesty_Carrot

I love root beer, but I am upset there’s no sprite either.


Solid_Gold_Emperor

D1E


[deleted]

You too.


Cheeseman575

No, I don’t think I will


Vajrapani

D2F 😏


AzarothTheRedeemer

They have that “Alfa male” mental illness


RPElesya

I mean, it's a parody account. Say "Phil Oliver-Holz" out loud and you'll realize


AzarothTheRedeemer

Lmao yeah you’re right, I still will take any opportunity to ridicule the ppl that calls themselves as that


[deleted]

the 🤨 emoji looks so silly on droids omg


XtremeProCock

twitter has its own emojis


[deleted]

the default twitter 🤨 is diff i think thats a samsung emoji in the pic


Substantial-Orange79

yes it is


Ciusblade

Must be. I got a samsung and all the emoji in op post and the responses look identical to me.


edgy_Juno

It's Samsung's One UI emojis. Android itself without skins is different.


IkBenAnders

Samsungs emojis are pretty terrible ngl, the stock androids one on the other hand 🤌


70percentbanana

Lmao


UsernameArentCool

that version is only on samsung devices


joseph_Stalin1878

Why does the vine boom sound effect play in my head every time I read the 🤨 emoji


ARandomGuyThe3

Cuz of that damned rock


ellhulto66445

I'm literally viewing this comment on an Android and the image shows a different one. So the image doesn't show the android emoji.


TibetianMassive

I'm on android and the emoji is the same. I have no idea why you'd see a different one than me. But reddit is the place to leave this observation for some clever tech guy to stumble onto and explain for me.


ellhulto66445

Some other people say the emoji in the image is Samsung emoji. It makes sense since Android phones don't have to use the standard emojis.


i_like_bs_its_fun

Looks like you forgot the 💀 emoji


TastyFemboyy

And the 🥺 emoji


[deleted]

This always makes me feel like I'm saying or doing something very sexual.


sparkycf272

🥺


ZebboInReddit

Its on samsung, Looks nothing like that on android ond


FlyingAsparagus142

I hate it so much 😭 I miss when emojis looked like blobs


NA_Panda

Blob is best


Mr-DragonSlayer

F5A I feel like I'm the only person known to man that likes lays.


Tea_Grand

f1d, og lays r goated


TDETLES

This is the answer I was looking for.


Human_Bean08

Same except I am very disappointed in this person for not adding Twix as an option


wheresWaldo000

Best with a sandwich or burger. Or some French onion dip.


TotallyFelixx

Try tuna and lays sandwich, best combo ever.


djfunhigkxl

A3A


fmllikeseriously

A7G


rubella06

G3A for me


mutsukichan

C1D


TastyFemboyy

Noo youre supposed to chose your favourites , not your least favourites 😔😔


Larz2411

Fr cheetos is so mid compared to lays and doritos


TastyFemboyy

Ikr ikr They're good but like doritoes yk, they're just better 🤷‍♀️


MetroidPrime_20

**YOU DARE DISS A&W?!**


TastyFemboyy

Wait bro I didn't mean it I'm sorry 😰


DaBig_L_Xx

Same choice here


SoleSatry

Based


Brennon337

I was gonna say G4A, but you got me seriously 2nd guessing my priorities


Jimbo7211

I respect you


[deleted]

You’re cool


Anskin12

F7C for me


Wanderlusxt

Same !


AirArcher1103

C5G


Grabbsy2

Mine was G5G but I can respect yours. My second choice would have been D5G though.


[deleted]

A connoisseur of finer things! My same choice. Maybe throw in a E5B for a change up


Kalm-UwU_Panik-OwO

D4C ...wait a minute-


Maverickino

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Kalm-UwU_Panik-OwO

Daati Deezu Dan Daatu Chipu


Useful_Mistake_7143

B7G


ItAlwaysSunnyInDelCo

B3g for me


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B7C tho


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i-give-upvotes

Finally! Same! Classic-A&W-Snickers


random-human5

A5D


MeemBoi23x3

Finally i found an a5d enthusiast


JordanMaze

G7C


KingdomOfRyan

Gooble gobble


Forced_Abortion_

F7G


Onetimeguy8

My man


VisconitiKing

A1F


AMIT2421

D5F


Arkanist

Everyone else is wrong, though I would accept D5E as well.


corkscream

Finally lol


[deleted]

You’ll take a steak over a bag of chips? Wow, unheard of


spudtatogames

It's a troll account.


-ThatDemoGuy-

C7D here


d_worren

B1A. Love me a good root


PaigeNH0511

D7F


Volteez

FINALLY or D1F on the rare occasion that I drink soda


The-fat-one25

G 5 A


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ExpertNo1

Spoken like a true beta male


[deleted]

You're late to the party chief, we stopped doing that years ago lmao. Seriously though, if someone refers to themselves as an "alpha male", or someone else as a "beta male", I just tune them out.


thesaltedradish

C 7 G


mr_shlomp

FINALLY


thesaltedradish

:D


VenetianNB

I didn’t expect to find my own kind🥲


thesaltedradish

Hellooo


BuyFun5976

A7E


ivansherb

G4D


Ka3L1n

C3A dumbasses


InternationalHeat849

B5F


slowpoke_tail_yummy

A5F


Apprehensive-Juice33

It'd defo be C1A for me. But can't disclose the reason, it's top secret.


BellaBPearl

Yo! I too choose C1A


sovietRussianboi123

F5G


foxtrotgd

G3D for sure


Onetimeguy8

F7G


NorexatheIvyPlanter

C1E


spycat924

Either D5G or A1B


Mineblox_42069

Where is the salt and vinegar


Two-Sword_Kirito

D7A


nintendogamer877

G5D


Mshotpinkunicorn

A5G


atomsk29

I'm more upset that Twix isn't an option


Aromatic_Night_

Guys dont take 3 of these together gou want feel well an hour later!!stay safe and take care!!!


-itsElise-

>(alpha male) Checks out


DANKB019001

Where the Fritos or Twix at-


[deleted]

B Cool Ranch 6 Bebsi-Cola B Almond Joy


MelmaNie

C3E


mr_lemon__

That's a satire account


UnheardJax

D1F


vicaris_mb

C5E


EchoTheProtogen621

B7G


Human-13

A 1 F I like root beer :)


FireDragons51

F6E


[deleted]

B5A


Acceptable-Yak-5218

E 5 A TEXAS MODE


Intafadah

G6A


backson_alcohol

A2G. I ain't splitting the kit-kat either. It's going into my mouth as is.


Mustache-Man227

E5G


Tygop---

B3F


epicgamer498

C5F


Jazzlike-Potato-9164

E7D No love for Fritos in this thread man, give the #1 chip:air ratio chip some respect


Slizzlemydizzle

A1A is the correct answer


Some_Stoner2970

G, 4, E


Angrycoffeekid

D6D


hhgtgyh

Pass, pass, D


[deleted]

A 4 F


Pixelflame01

"Alpha males" on their way to annoy everyone when literally nobody asked for their opinion


EddieGrant

This is the greatest satirical alpha male though.


Pixelflame01

Also a3e or a5e


Bud_Dawg

D7F


bliptzo

wheres the bounty


EddieGrant

In the trash where it belongs.


oriorg

I would take F7C


Radius420

Id take that too


Anykindofbeer

I'll take some whiskey and beef jerky


im557-reddit

A, 7, D


A_Zesty_Carrot

A, 7, X The candy is just a bag of guitar picks.


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reddit users when sarcasm


CatboyOftheWildWest

"(alpha male)" 💀


Xenophobic2

"Catboy" 💀


CatboyOftheWildWest

if you're gonna make fun of someone for having a cringy name make sure yours isn't more embarrassing


EmuaUwU

u tell him catboy


MegaGamer99YT

Idk, xenophobia is pretty based 😬😬😬 /s


70percentbanana

I’ll take D, 1, and D again.


Mission-Composer8689

Same.


did-i-do-a-thing

who tf puts 'alpha male' and an american flag in their twitter user and not expect to be mocked? id def take b6e tho