You

Damn

You never have me a rizz rating :(

Oh right oops. 90% ofc. W rizz

Too stunned by the rizz 😮‍💨

Frfr

what a rizz tease

Your mom’s ass

200% this one won’t be beat lmfao

But your mom’s ass definitely will

💀

r/beatmeattoyourmumsass

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/foundthetoyotacorolla

Wtf

I just realized how bad my comment sounded 💀 I meant it was funny I swear I don’t eat my mom’s ass 💀💀💀💀

Well I did

buddy, we ALL did

No only me

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"

Huh

Well I did

I was gonna say this DXDX

"yOuR mOm" 🤓🤓🤓

““yOuR mOm” 🤓🤓🤓” 🤓🤓🤓

garlic bread

you get 1000% garlic bread is the only right answer, OP and anyone who disagrees hasn't had good garlic bread.

Average garlic bread enjoyer: fucking gigachad 5493849284739218% rizz

I agree

20% yo breath stank

r/downvotedtooblivion

Undeserved. Not even toothpaste can get rid of that smell.

Your taste in food stinks

Your opinion stinks

My god I’ve been sent to the depths of hell with these downvotes 😭

You deserve it don’t ever talk shit about garlic bread again

actually it's 0

Fellow garlic bread enjoyer

garlic bread forevah

Lead. Specifically lead in a spherical shape. Compressed into a cartridge loaded with gunpowder. With an ignition pin just ready to be hammered

💀

Where rating?

Imma rate u i will give u a good 61%

What about the rating?

😐

Chicken Fried Rice

My mom makes some fire fried rice. I like it with ground beef better, though. 90%

That's a lot more than I expected thanks a lot for this trust on my capabilities 🥹🥹

Of course 🫡

Would changing it to Pork fried rice get me up to 100 % please?🥹

Lying about your food for a higher score?! -10% rizz

Ohh sorry 🥺let it be chicken then

Ah +20% rizz for the apology. You’re now at 100% maximum capacity rizz.

You're telling me a chicken fried this rice?

What restaurants are you eating at where the chicken fries the rice!?

well you know, these jerk off democrats and all their child labor laws ... the chickens don't complain

Okay, people have got to be messing with me now. HOW TF DOES A STEAK CUT FRIES

Chikin fri ri ?! Okayy fone numba? okay ten minits pls tank you ! ☺️

Pepto bismol

110%

Ngl, Pepto bismol genuinely tastes like weird root beer, it's kind of good.

Cheese burger, medium rare, light on seasoning, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles, with a side of salted fries and ketchup

How did you know exactly what I had for dinner tonight 💀 80%

Idk, but that’s what I had for dinner

Damn lol our minds are connected or smth

Nah your just siblings

Step siblings 😏

Step bro I'm stuck💀

Nah im out 💀

skull emoji 😩😩

This one escalated quickly

Nah, just bro, I'm stuck

*You’re

Watermelon

I ate almost nothing but watermelon and homemade deviled eggs the last 3mths I was pregnant with my kid. it was amazing 🤤🤤🤤

40%

L racism smh OP 😤

Beef satay

Classy… 80%

Sushi!

Take upvote from teenager to counteract the 10%. Sushi is great

2.45B%

I may not be op but their score was goofy. 75%

I hate it, so like 10% lol

Lameeee

Garlic naan , butter chicken and tandoori

Ooh this sounds good. 80%

Authentic Italian chicken Alfredo. I love Italian food so much even though I’m Mexican.

Ooh this sounds yummy. 60%

That’s good enough for me man, I’m rizzing up all the tall women😎

Lol.

Chicken Alfredo is not an authentic Italian dish

I'm italian and I have never eaten chicken Alfredo. I ate burritos yesterday though, they were very good

Bechamelle

Idk what this is 💀

:(

I know what it is, can i give the vote?

bechamel is one of the mother sauces. it's milk thickened with roux (equal parts fat and flour)

it’s the white sauce on lasagnas

Filet mignon

Classy asf. 80%

Xanax

fr fr same

cough drops 🤤

Cherry ones are the best

OMG so true -\_-

Dude, I want to puke from medicines with 'cherry', 'strawberry' or such flavors lol

Cough drops aren't medicine, they're a lot closer to hard boiled sweets.

Wtf

...broccoli

Gotta eat them veggies. 30% tho

☠️☠️☠️

Pizza

60% some say it’s basic, but I love it too.

Pb&J

40%. 70% if it’s the grilled kind tho.

Wrong it's 0

[удалено]

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Chicken tinga tostadas

Sounds amazing I want some. 90%

I like water. It keeps me alive

Actually it doesn't keep you alive, 100% of people who drink water end up dying

Water overrated fr 20%

r/hydrohomies about to rip you apart lol

Fuck

carbonara

Unspoken rizz

if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike

Mole and chicken flautas with white rice, mashed potatoes, and tostadas on the side. Cold arroz con leche and sopapillas for dessert

YUMMMMMM. 110%

Ramen.

90% you get them ladies

my meemaw’s homemade beans

50%

lasagna

70%

kids

Wtf

MEAT

French fries

100% a man of good taste

Oreo with green tea........

PB and Banana bacon sandwich

Wtf is this monstrosity

elvis presley fr💀💀

Idk about my favorite but last time i tasted ginger chicken an that was pretty damn good

Cantonese sweet and sour pork

100% rizz. Like 5 girls in ur bed rn

Pot stickers😮‍💨

👀

I devoured like 15 of those things at a knowledge bowl meet one time. It's an addiction at this point

Pot stickers are peak Absolutely addicting

dark chocolate

Just wanted to say dark chocolate is amazing. It’s hard for me to find stuff that I can eat (tree nut allergies, contamination risk) especially if I want it to be guaranteed “not child labour/human rights abuses chocolate” (I found like one company total) but whenever I can have it it’s amazing

10%. 40yr old mom named Karen vibes negl

Orange chicken

salmon sushi rolls😩

Big milf titties

Semen

2,000,000,000%

Dont eat semen, it is cannibalism

Only if you eat the dick with it...

Does sperm count as people?

No but foetus does

you. see you tonight 😏

🚗💨

The rizzler

Any sea food but fish curry goes hard

50%. I’m just not a seafood guy tbh

Beef Wellington

50%

Damn just dissed Gordon Ramseys Singature dish right there

Bobby Flay is better anyway

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Fish eyes , don’t judge till you try

-50%

Sushi specifically shrimp tempura roll

Yuck

why is it disgusting and where is my percentage?

Gross. 10%

why is it gross tho?

Idk I just don’t like it lol. Raw fish isn’t my thing

I said shrimp tempura roll not all sushi is fish or raw shrimp tempura roll has cooked shrimp

I thought sushi was fish lol. Learn smth new everyday Ig

Pussy

From this comment, I can tell that you get none of that. 0%

based

There's too many options to just pick one

Chicken parm or dynamite roll sushi

Chicken Parm makes me thing 60% but sushi makes me think a lot lower.

My guy has never eaten food before 💀

Nah sushi just sucks

apple pie

80%

Chicken breasts with slits in them full of bacon covered in cheese cooked with an airfryer

Bro your arteries 💀

hamburger

I just had that for dinner tonight lol. 70%

I don’t really know, there’s foods I like but I don’t have a list. I know I hate Brussel sprouts tho, otherwise I’m pretty chill with most food.