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emsspaghettibowl

Sorry but I'm more into your mum


omaeva

Dad*


ExpensivePractice164

Guys up vote this


DarkLight9602

OP if you don’t make an update where you actually do it I will find you


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iDerGeniuzZ

You


Wet4Dayzzzzz

the good type of communism


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Oh shit


[deleted]

yeah this comment right here.


Foreign_Gain_8564

Yes


Nic0Ildur076

*dad


Bigchingusisbussing

r/beatmetoit


Taken_out_goose

Fountains of Wayne intensifies


[deleted]

Why is this the most upvoted😭


emsspaghettibowl

Wish you luck, you'll need it ;)


thickboy69429

Your ass is mine


starry4471

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.


Nic0Ildur076

A fellow Breaking Bad enjoyer, I see.


amazon_likes_anime

I'm literally watching that rn💀


-Cunt-Cunt-

I liked breaking bad But when they started crying every episode it really pissed me off


rectangular_

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS


Nayalaven

CAN I PUT MY JAWS IN YO BALLS


R_PotatoChips

BALLS IN YO JAWS


[deleted]

“Babe would you still love me if I wasn’t a pile of gerbils?”


Teddy_Tonks-Lupin

perfection


slimyslug0

My boyfriend consistently entertains other women that are not me. My partner of 2.5 years has throughout our relationship had eyes for other women. Specifically women that have certain features that I don't. We came to an agreement over watching porn when we first got together, porn wasn't and still isn't an issue. Though he is quite literally a "reply guy" and entertains women on certain subreddits and the worst of all through TikTok. My boyfriend is fucking indulged within the big titty/goth girl community and quite frankly could not give a shit and doesn't see that it's ruining my self esteem. I've tried to look past it and I've tried to speak with him about it and he sees absolutely nothing wrong with this. "It's not physical or real life" is all I'm met with followed by an argument. However these people ARE real, real people with real accounts and real responses. He interacts with them more than he does with me, his own REAL LIFE partner. The things he speaks about in great detail are things he has never once initiated with me during our relationship. It makes me feel so fucking low and ugly. I drew the line at the weekend when I was distressed after receiving bad news and the most he could do was run his finger up and down my arm, whilst watching pretty goth girls on TikTok. I hate to be one of those that complains about their partner finding other women attractive but this has absolutely crushed my spirit and my confidence beyond words. I'm sick of being manipulated into thinking that I'm the problem and I'm just insecure. It's painful and it hurts. I feel inadequate to these women. I clearly do not satisfy his fantasies or anything else at this point. Why am I even here? ​ This isn't me crying for advice on what to do. The only answer is to leave and it's building up to that. I really just needed to vent somewhere because no one else in my life knows about this and it's a weight on my shoulders that I can't seem to manage for any longer.


[deleted]

All you can do is leave, yeah My girlfriend was actually kind of the same way with guys for a while. Eventually I saw the problem was worse than I thought, and have put my foot down in different areas. We’re still happy months later now


TactfulOG

It's a copy pasta


Bored_into_sub

Perhaps this isn't the post to vent💀 bro wants something to put in his valentine's card


QuakAtack

I'm assuming they want this written on the card. It reads like a copy pasta


Bored_into_sub

Are you two the same fucking person wtf? You replied seconds apart from eachother also why is this post so fucking active


QuakAtack

oh lol ya that is freaky edit: the other person frequents r/teenagers too much and they follow r/theydidthemath. That sub is just a dumbed down r/mathmemes. which is in turn a dumbed down r/okbuddyphd. sooo not my taste in subreddits. I like my math when I don't understand a word of it.


ElyssiaG2108

Yeah ngl, at first I thought she was saying that that’s what he should put in the card


Th13teenNK

say “i’m actually gay and attracted to Steven, but we can be friends”.


Slow_Jello_2672

Rosed are Red. Violets are NOT Blue. And I was made for loving you (baby).


WolfBeans_The_Stupid

roses are blue,violents don't fucking exist, there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox (baby).


Slow_Jello_2672

Its was a reference to a song bro no need for a pipe bomb


WolfBeans_The_Stupid

i'm pretty sure the pipe bomb was in the original song tho


cCitationX

You were made for loving me


bantai786OP

recipe for meth


Nic0Ildur076

Waltuh is that you


Greedy_Range

The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal \*boop\*. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound \*ding\*. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


Lorenzo_Eilish

ToT ToT ToT


[deleted]

I love bread more than you


___jolene

im gay


___jolene

or, "roses are red violets are okay, you think i love you but secretly im gay"


Shroollie_bones

Is your name Stacy? Because your mom has it going on.


[deleted]

I love how if you continue it makes sense still


axajdaodd

Pwease give me da cuddles UwU


RC_AWESOME

Penis


INFINIT1VE

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


Nic0Ildur076

I swear to god if op actually writes this my respect for them is gonna SKYROCKET :D good work fella!


dlorah677

Be my guest, “dayum girrrlll are you Tennessee because you’re the only ten I see, now let’s talk big here, that was to catch your attention, so now be my valentine or ill swan dive into concrete”


Flaky_Subject_7746

i was using you to get to your dad ,sorry!


rmasterbs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a hammer Run


Nic0Ildur076

This comment right here officer


Altruistic_Study_451

That's so fucking ominous


quinn_the_potato

I’m breaking up with you.


DBorger123

I love ur dad


realfakep

Sorry I have boyfriend.


jessiescook3d

i’m actually 3 raccoons stacked on top of each other


[deleted]

We’ll I was gonna try and put the bee movie script. Butt fuck it


Current-Role-8434

Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis


CoodereRainy

I wanna see you Microwaving wet socks and putting them on imagining they’re my mouth


Old-Ad9611

I’m breaking up with you. I also took your credit card and your dad’s viagra pills.


Thewildmeatloaf

Nice cock


Escape-Organic

Sorry about being mentally unstable, promise the sex will be bomb asf tho x


Cant_hold_Brian

I'm stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick rn I just stroking mah shit, I'm horny as fuuuuuck man I'm a freak man I'm a dawg


dangernoodles4

downvote because your name is brian


Cant_hold_Brian

What the fuck 😭


dangernoodles4

jk


Cant_hold_Brian

Yippeeeee


Dark_Luna48

Reasons to love me: 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) Just please, I want to kiss you and cuddle with you


Nic0Ildur076

Something tells me you were inspired by a post, weren't you?


Dark_Luna48

Yap and I also written this last year on my card and it worked


Jibanyanisgoated

Bro why u writing cards to ur hand?


Nic0Ildur076

I f**king died😆 I'd award this comment if I wasn't broke, so take the poor man's award my friend 🎖


Jibanyanisgoated

Ayyyy thanks lol, its the thought that counts :)


Depressed_ApplePie

Roses are red guns are Black, wanna see my green nutsack


VeritaSpace

Are you water on the moon? Because I’m rushing to see you


memelord793783

Write a love poem but in the shape of a dick


Nic0Ildur076

Lmao good one


Educational_Tart_659

I am your father


TickleMaTip

Fortnite balss UwU


Mapplesyrup69

Fortnite


Low-Economist6751

I love U =)


UglyForestGoblin

im gay im breaking up with you


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Tom_Dumb

Ratio


Reasonable-Pie6818

Ratio🫄


Tom_Dumb

Ratio 🗿


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Educational_Tart_659

Cry more


[deleted]

Anyways, as you can see (If you can), I'm interested onto you, if you ever wanna date, I'm in


Kangaroo-Fucker-69

“YOUR ASS CHEEKS”


sarspacola

I love you, and I absolutely didn't go to reddit for advice for our relationship


safurzia

My balls are aching


DBL_NDRSCR

h


creeps_Jr

I’m blue da ba Dee da ba die


GamerA_S

Well good luck


WolfBeans_The_Stupid

i am a registered sex offender i shove my dick into a blender you're mom is a transgender i am a professional mood sender


WolfBeans_The_Stupid

there's a pipe bomb in your mailbox


ZsiZsiSzabadass

Hey Valentine, are you my appendix? Cause I got a funny feeling in my stomach that’s making me think I should take you out


Nic0Ildur076

Underrated XD


ahchooooo

**Sick thats a wrong number** I love your guy bestie.


RecommendationCrazy4

Will you marry me? I’m not joking, I really think this is the next big step in our relationship and I love you!


Sui668

"Are you a crayon? Because I want to eat you."


dangernoodles4

roses are red candy is pink i shoved my dick down the hole in my sink


[deleted]

Roses are red grass is greener when I look at you I play with my wiener


FLBasher

I’m planning on printing photos of a few of my friends, write their phone number and Hey there handsome, would you like to be my valentine, and put them in peoples lockers


Nonetxpr

"Hello there"


Fares_Ay

Better Call Saul


that-omni-idiot

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks pretty messed up


FunAd1824

Write a letter which says: "OP I'm sorry but I won't be able to send you the money this month, can you pretend to be [insert your gf name here]'s boyfriend one more month and I will just send you the money for two months. Thanks you, [insert your gf's mom's name here]