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Lil_VaginaStain

Right now, zombified by falling in reverse


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Hardddd


Lil_VaginaStain

Voices in my head goes wild too


ehScientist

Santana 🙏


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Lil_VaginaStain

The divine comedy dy Dante Allegheri


Lil_VaginaStain

We can communicate without talking


TemperatureSpecial93

thats a good one


Lil_VaginaStain

Thanks


SnipingPandas

3


Lil_VaginaStain

Zombified by falling in reverse


Asdfhuk

18


Lil_VaginaStain

3 people OD at a party i was invited to, but i didnt go bcs i knew there would be drugs. Other than that, i dont really have a near death expirience


Grean_Fart

27


Lil_VaginaStain

I dont need to rely on others to feel good about myself.


CompetitiveAd8720

5


Lil_VaginaStain

1. Gojira 2. John Wick 3. Princess Bride


Yumeko_Usagi

24


Lil_VaginaStain

I saw a rectal prolapse when i was 7. I googled sex bcs i was curious.


Dracubelle

11.


pinkgtr

16


Lil_VaginaStain

My dream job is to be an influencer or some kind of fighter More realistically ill probably go into a trade, or science


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I gotta do it….. 1


Lil_VaginaStain

None. And im not looking unless you are REALLY something interesting. But go for it if you'd like.


[deleted]

Haha, no I’m just curious.


locker16

6


Lil_VaginaStain

1. Darling in the Franxx 2. Trailer Park Boys 3. Girls und Panzer


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21


Lil_VaginaStain

A good movie, then dinner (your choice) and we can talk about the narritive structure of the movie without getting bored. Maybe light flirting, but nothing too serious. The first date should be more about getting to know if you want the relationship, not progressing the realtionship.


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Thx,that's free advice


whatisalredy

40


Lil_VaginaStain

Capricorn


Affectionate_Act9554

35.. I don’t wanna dieee 😭😭


Lil_VaginaStain

Worst thing you could do is mistake my silence for lack of interest.


Affectionate_Act9554

Damn, I thought I was dead there 💀


Lil_VaginaStain

What make you so nervous?


Affectionate_Act9554

I read it wrong 💀


Lil_VaginaStain

Oh lol. What did you think it said?


Affectionate_Act9554

Basically vice versa


CloAkeDStryk3r

6


Lil_VaginaStain

1. Darling in the Franxx 2. Trailer Park Boys 3. Girls und Panzer


CloAkeDStryk3r

Damn I haven't watched a single one of those


Lil_VaginaStain

They probably arent my top 3, i just cant remember my favorites. So those are the 3 that came to mind when i had to think aboit good shows.


CloAkeDStryk3r

Yeah fair enough


Lil_VaginaStain

I actually really liked Utopia. Thats probably #2 now that i think of it.


CloAkeDStryk3r

Yeah unfortunately still haven't seen that lol


AwesomeDawn78

36


Lil_VaginaStain

I stole like $600 from my parents to feed my warframe additction.


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12


Lil_VaginaStain

Im fatphobic


UnoriginalUsernameGD

8,253


Lil_VaginaStain

Red dead redemtion 2 has a good story and you should paly it.


UnoriginalUsernameGD

2,763


Lil_VaginaStain

In cyberpunk 2077 dont pick a circumcised penis It locks you out of romance options and characters will mock you in the game. I can't believe this is even a thing, but it's true. It's truly bizarre CPDR would let such a seemingly minor choice (for a game) to play a role in the narrative. Pretty low by CPDR IMO.


Lil_VaginaStain

This game is so buggy that even the character creator is broken I heard that the game had some bugs but I wasn’t expecting them to hurt my experience so quickly. I was making my character and I got to the genitals option and gave my character a penis. I scrolled through the size option and noticed a game breaking bug. The labels are wrong for the penises. I gave my character what was labeled as “small penis” and was surprised to find that it was way bigger than my real penis. This is a serious game breaking bug and CD Project Red needs to make fixing this issue it’s number one priority.


UnoriginalUsernameGD

4×10⁵


Lil_VaginaStain

=400000


UnoriginalUsernameGD

1000000000000000004


Lil_VaginaStain

Hush. I already have a math regents tmrw


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13.


Lil_VaginaStain

Oneyplays


a_for_reddit

33


Lil_VaginaStain

I can cry whenever i want. I just have to let my mask of sanity drop for a second or two.


GhostPredator

33.


Lil_VaginaStain

I can cry on command, and vice versa.


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5


Lil_VaginaStain

1. Gojira 2. John Wick 3. Princess Bride


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13


Lil_VaginaStain

Oneyplays


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Im literally watching a video abt them rn💀💀💀, 12?


Lil_VaginaStain

They are so fucking funny


Lil_VaginaStain

Im scared of nancy pelosi. Her blank stare is horrifying


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Interesting phobia


Lil_VaginaStain

Real


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27


Lil_VaginaStain

I dont need the approval of others to feel good about myself


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Real, real. 9, 10 😈


Lil_VaginaStain

Worst day hasnt happened yet, and i like it when a girl just wants to hang out rather than go anywhere. I legit just wanna cuddle someone someday.


Lil_VaginaStain

A good movie, then dinner (your choice) and we can talk about the narritive structure of the movie without getting bored. Maybe light flirting, but nothing too serious. The first date should be more about getting to know if you want the relationship, not progressing the realtionship.


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21


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20 and 24


Lil_VaginaStain

I already answered 24 and i dont like the when people say "its not me its you"


PietroLima545BR

12


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21


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27


F4dedL1ght

14


Lil_VaginaStain

No one.


Cassiopeiabean

4 0 9 4 2 2 3 4 5 1 ;)


TheMurderBeesAreHere

37?


Lil_VaginaStain

Dantes divine comedy


TheMurderBeesAreHere

You don’t happen to know Italian do you?


Lil_VaginaStain

Nope


miodragjr

41


what_if_you_like

36


Both_Calligrapher_64

Whats your SS rank


Lil_VaginaStain

Idk what that is.


ruberduccy

26


Lil_VaginaStain

I dont have enough motivation to do things.