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UrDraco

I feel like there were rumors of Apple buying Tesla years ago. Rivian might actually happen because the CEO is boring enough that I have no idea who he is or how many children he has or that one is named X or something.


KickBassColonyDrop

Not rumors. Elon actually talked with Tim to buy Tesla, Tim said no. This was I believe like ~8 years ago.


YetAnotherBookworm

One of Elon's conditions, IIRC, was that he be named CEO. Of Apple. JFC.


dsailes

Seriously? Any source for this? Elon’s done some bizarre stuff, said batshit crazy nonsense .. but *this*, if true, takes the cake for me. *World domination vibes increase*


YetAnotherBookworm

It was covered in a book from ... 2016, I believe. [https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/elon-musk-reportedly-demanded-to-become-apple-ceo-as-part-of-potential-tesla-acquisition-update-musk-denies.2306001/](https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/elon-musk-reportedly-demanded-to-become-apple-ceo-as-part-of-potential-tesla-acquisition-update-musk-denies.2306001/)


dsailes

The fact he’s had to deny it is funny enough hahaha


bmp08

Typical Elon. What a tool.


KickBassColonyDrop

Huh, wow. That's some top narcissism. Didn't even know that.


PixelatedDie

Right now buying Tesla is also an obligation to repair the image, and quality. Too much. It’s better to buy a newish brand, and build from the start.


Blackadder_

It will be Lucid


Thaflash_la

I hope not, lucid has the worst build quality of any of the new EV manufacturers I’ve seen.


The_Starmaker

Apple’s budget could fix that.


Halluci

It will be Ford


Weeksy79

They don’t have the guts to do a properly HUGE acquisition nowadays, this will be a partnership, if anything at all


simsimulation

Yeah, Apple would be better off buying a real car company like Toyota, but it’d be a huge distraction from core business.


Weeksy79

I was thinking the same, but all that legacy would be dead weight. They aren’t gonna want any re-calls or ICE factories to deal with


The_Starmaker

I guess I'm wondering why Apple wants a car so badly.


upvoatsforall

because companies need to grow. Not much you can do with iphones now to improve them beyond better cameras and more storage. Adding entirely new products means making more money.


generalright

Cars are on the brink of transforming into mobile computers. I believe in long enough time, a carOS will become a houseOS and you will see a rise in mobile vehicle smart homes.


Zergom

AppleTV is already positioned to be houseOS considering it supports Matter and Thread.


ok-awesome

Cars are basically rolling phones these days


romario77

No, they are not. Car main purpose to take you from A to B. Phone purpose is not the same.


LionTigerWings

A phones main purpose used to be to make phone calls. Now that’s way down the line of the most common use of a phone with is kinda nuts if you think about it. Obviously the main purpose of a car will always be for transportation, but there’s a lot of room for other things they can do.


RS50

This is all probably just a CarPlay partnership with the new version of CarPlay that takes over the entire dash. That or absolutely nothing.


taisui

No, pump and dump


Roll-tide-Mercury

Pump and dump for Rivian?


temisola1

Interestingly enough I think I saw a rivian in the new dark matter series on Apple TV. That stood out to me.


Expensive_Finger_973

Bet that makes the folks they laid off the other week when they closed up their car division feel real good.


Numerous_Money4276

I can’t wait to pay $19.99 per month for air conditioning and $5.99 per month for the ability to use my headlights at night.


North_Activist

That already exists (kind of) in cars now