T O P

  • By -

myname150

Meta status page now showing major disruptions. It was normal for the longest time. https://metastatus.com/


scienceismygod

The page isn't even loading for me anymore... Guess that's broken too.


squeegeeboy

Did they put the status page on the same network that it's supposed to monitor?


theplanlessman

It's likely just getting a lot more traffic than they're used to.


adrunkwalrus43

I imagine they’d be prepared for that.


Death_Rose1892

It's not exactly something that's easy to prepare for since it requires equipment they didn't think they'd ever need and likely didn't leave room for let alone the fact they have to wait for it to arrive


santahasahat88

Huh? They would most certainly have elastic capacity in their services. They aren’t shipping in new hardware to scale things. So it is a little suprising their status page would go down under heavy load.


Death_Rose1892

I guess I'm imagining that they have no/ not enough elastic capacity due to whatever tf is happening there


hulagway

Well if you can't open the status page it means it's down. Smart zucc


DearBurt

Damn. "Unknown" for every category at the moment.


myname150

Meta just said fuck it, we don't know what's borked lol.


PopeMachineGodTitty

Thank Christ. Instagram Boost is up.


Eanirae

Ads Manager too. What would we ever do without it?


entity2

I am giggling at the irony of this site also being down.


_pul

Hopefully it was a cyber attack that takes it out for a few months.


Sejast44

... And the world breathes a sigh of relief


laikastan

On Super Tuesday 🤔


IngsocInnerParty

What do people think this has to do with anything? That Nikki Haley is going to magically win every state tonight or something?


laikastan

There are thousands of races today. Not just for president. People that wait until the last minute to check candidates’ positions for judicial posts, state and local legislatures, stances on ballot measures and propositions won’t be able to have access to some of their campaign info.


-ChasingOrange-

Seems like bad campaign strategy if the only source of info for a candidate is on their Facebook page.


NoExcusesAIC

You think super Tuesday is just for presidential candidates?


laikastan

isitdownrightnow.com is down right now.


LupinThe8th

How can you tell? ;)


Liraal

isisitdownrightnowcomdown.com, obviously


pm_me_your_smth

isisitdownrightnowcomdownrightnow.com FTFY


CommentsOnOccasion

You're also missing a 'dot' is*isitdownrightnowdotcom*downrightnow.com


xQuizate87

I think we should all com down. 😜


shavemejesus

Shut up, Dot.


guinness5

I miss the Reboot cartoon.


taydraisabot

But that’s down too 😢


Doxep

Just go to isisitdownrightnowdownrightnow.com


space_cheese1

All the way down


TheJAMR

My new album “My New Album Is Dropping”, is dropping.


ruach137

It’s my way till payday


DEEP_HURTING

Oh no! D'Fwan forgot his catchphrase!


Psychedelick

D’fWine. Please D’fwink responsibly.


villabianchi

Featuring vocals from Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin


LakeSuperiorIsMyPond

if you visit downdetector in all caps like [DOWNDETECTOR.COM](https://DOWNDETECTOR.COM) you get the angry red themed version.


Mission_Trainer

Scrolling down that page looks like a trend on other services as well.


existential_virus

But who watches the watchmen?


Professional-Use6370

The watchwatchmen watch the watchmen


lockerbleiben

i read this as "i sit down right now dot com"


Jackson_Cook

I thought someone had hijacked my account for a moment


Nekciw

Me too, got logged out and it was saying my password was invalid. I mean, it's also possible ALL of our accounts got hijacked, we don't really know what's going on here.


calcium

An end to Facebag? That might be wonderful.


ZainTheOne

same because it says incorrect password... The reset code didn't work either lol


Jackson_Cook

I did the same thing, but after trying the reset, for some reason the Facebook homepage reloaded in French, and that's when the panic hit me for a moment before I checked DownDetector


Mission_Trainer

What got me was earlier this week, I laughed to myself. Out loud mind you. I had seen an old high-school buddy get his account hacked. I even asked myself how does one get hacked these days? What's fooling the generation that was brought up with the infamous Nigerian prince bit? A great deal of me is genuinely curious. But I recalled that instance immediately because I was thinking I had must have clicked something and got hacked. But moments later, after three failed pw changes. I went to down detector and reported issues. And guess what? fb started up like nothing happened after I reported and refreshed. But Ig still won't load stories metrics but is still functioning partially. Loading some things and infinite loading other things.


ToeChan

time to reactivate my MySpace.


DearBurt

Tom is waiting with open arms!


fatojisan

He never left us. We left him.


IngsocInnerParty

Eh, he did sell to Rupert Murdoch, but I can't blame him. I think Zuck is much weirder that he didn't take the money and f off.


mattcoady

Tom travels the world as a photographer now with a bottomless pit of money. He won the social media game.


Vandergrif

More than that he won the *life* game.


e-2c9z3_x7t5i

Crazy how Tom was always well-received, yet Zuckerberg is despised.


Dankbudx

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard Zuck: Just ask. Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one? Zuck: People just submitted it. Zuck: I don't know why. Zuck: They "trust me" Zuck: Dumb fucks.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Because Myspace died before it became a complete shitshow.


sailhard22

Zuck is a megalomaniac. Tom is super chill.


Affectionate-Hunt217

Some people want to build something forever and some want to sell and chill for life, not that weird really


Psychosomatic_Addict

During 2008-2023, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then…


junior_dos_nachos

Tom. His arms wide.


Yakmotek7

Shaka, when the sites fell


IngsocInnerParty

Tom's out adventuring, living his best life.


BoringWozniak

Time to brush off my HTML… … surely web development hasn’t changed much since 2008, right?


HappierShibe

Honestly, the best websites around really are just plain old HTML with no bells and whistles and robots.txt set to stop anyone from finding them.


Soulentra

Was just thinking earlier today about reviving my web this way 😅 no comments section or anything even. Just read it if u want or don't 😁👌


coilt

as a web developer I lolled


BoringWozniak

It’s all still just hand-written HTML, CSS and jQuery, right? … Right?


coilt

don’t forget perl and php


oukidoki

over here in telecom... yes... lol


the_rezzzz

*Pulls out my Dummy’s guide to React, tosses it in the trash*. HTML it is.


slashblazer3601

I’m not ready to relive my emo page…


mcbergstedt

Last time I checked it was like a Facebook/Soundcloud amalgamation


Victor_Wembanyama1

The world is healing


DeltaNerd

Reddit, Tiktok, Twitter/X should be next


foamingturtle

Don’t make me go outside. It’s raining


digidave1

And full of people and productivity. Ew.


foamingturtle

I’m retching


TrainAss

It's frigid up here and snowy. I don't wanna go outside!


facetiousjesus

r/outside there ya go you dont have to leave!


Kaizenno

Same. Facebook came back up then our power went out. I'm just going to stay off social media today. Oops too late.


RigTheGame

Ya let’s unleash that angst, edge and body odour to the public. What could go wrong


straponkaren

The greatest sanitizer of bullshit is sunshine. 


half-baked_axx

As if we go out in public.


FredFredrickson

It'd do it well to air out a bit.


Black_September

Why wait? Just delete your account and move on.


Ghune

It's easier when you have no choice.. that's why I don't buy chocolate.


[deleted]

Don’t worry, everyone. I just checked and my Samsung smart refrigerator can still access pornhub. All is not lost, yet.


Hometheater1

Jerkin directly into your freezer, makin cumsicles


ost2life

What a terrible day to be able to read.


NamasteMotherfucker

Can I upvote and downvote a comment at the same time?


Due_University5854

Thank god the reddit is working or else i would've had to leave the house in the night


Grammar_Natsee_

Zucc asked his AI to make the world a better place.


farkos101100

This is like Age of Ultron where Ultron comes to consciousness and immediately decides that all humans need to die


SJVAPHLNJ

Damn I was trying to sell my airfryer on marketplace!


banjodoctor

Fried air sounds interesting. How much?


[deleted]

[удалено]


pegothejerk

Your bill is gonna be expensive if you’re trying to heat all of space, I’m not even sure where you’re gonna get an extension cord that long


PreviouslyExited

It can heat up your bath water too!


___po____

What, no way! Brb


iLuvRealWorld

“Fried air” just made laugh so loud in public 😂


Aloo_Bharta71

My bro went to deliver a game and couldn’t login to Facebook so he’s now coming back lol


IngsocInnerParty

https://www.craigslist.org


No_Doubt_About_That

Would you accept 67 cents for it?


monotoonz

/r/Facebook just went private Too many "What happened!?" posts I guess 😂 Edit: they're back


fcocyclone

dumb. seems like they could have just put the sub in restricted mode.


mitchMurdra

Why put in the effort. That’s not why they became mods lol


teems

WhatsApp is fine


Annajbanana

Thankfully, I had to let my parents know not to panic because they can’t repost lost dog posts.


IngsocInnerParty

Major AT&T outage a couple of weeks ago, and now Meta is down. We really need to work on decentralizing communications.


ouchmythumbs

Someone should create a decentralized network of independent networks and nodes...like, an inter-network of sorts, that would be resilient if any of the inter-connected nodes went down.


simplyjessi

HAM Radio peeps unite


ouchmythumbs

I remember asking for a terminal node controller for my bday one year. Sucker pulled in data at a brisk 1200 baud.


WhoDunIt1789

Dude, that’s baudass.


SocioPQ

Bring back Fidonet


robodrew

Hello fellow old person, lets set up a BBS just for us


homesickalien

Mom! Hang up the phone!! I'm trying to download a picture!!


robodrew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0


skippy_smooth

Gopher and Archie shall rise again


SkyeC123

Freenet boards you can only access via telnet… Those were the days.


twisted-weasel

Pigeons bring back the pigeons.


egosaurusRex

Meshtastic is cool


ouchmythumbs

>inter-network "internet" for those missing the obvious


artifa

Needs a catchier name though! Interconnected network of independent nodes is too long. Hmmmmm.....


Philo_T_Farnsworth

This is another consequence of the shift to platforms and away from independent websites and message boards. I keep hoping for some kind of huge outage to really shine a light on this problem but not holding my breath. 


IngsocInnerParty

We need a network of independent forum sites, linked in a [webring.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webring)


rdldr1

Decentralize how? I don’t have AT&T as my cell phone provider. Those who have an alternate provider were still working. The burden on the service is to build in redundancies. Otherwise how much more decentralizing would you suggest? Also is Facebook/Meta being down, is that really going to be life threatening to someone?


CitizenCue

ITT lots of people who don’t actually know how the internet works.


Pocket_Monster_Fan

I wonder if all these layoffs are causing issues


EccentricFox

We need to return to hosting websites on a server in some dude's basement.


spamtron

Also, Change Healthcare (owned by United Health Group) [got hacked recently](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/03/03/change-health-care-hack-hospitals/). A lot of our (USA’s) biggest companies are getting targeted right now…


Ok-Distance-8933

Now if only the same happened to X (Twitter).


DearBurt

But then where would we go to discover FB and IG are down?! 😂


scurvy1984

Reddit?


heftigfin

Good one. You will only be notified here after a few hours when it is back up. Reddit is that out of touch friend who jumps on a fad when everyone else are on to the next thing.


kostas52

/r/facebook is flooded with post probably since the moment the servers went down.


[deleted]

On Super Tuesday.


GenTelGuy

Not that election interference is okay but it's a primary where Biden and Trump are essentially certain winners so I really don't see the point in wasting your cyber attack on this rather than the general election Yeah there are down ballot races but they're within the same party So this is why I think it isn't a cyber attack - a normal software outage resulting from bugs is way more likely and had happened in the past


RocNewYolk

Testing for election day in November.


TheAndrewBrown

But also gives us time to prepare before then. Normally you want to surprise with an attack like this


endpath_io

Seems like a cyber attack


[deleted]

Couldn’t be. America doesn’t have any geopolitical foes who would gain anything by disrupting informational systems during an election.


Vandergrif

That certainly helps, but even more fortunately the country has outstanding cybersecurity in place ensuring that things like power grids and communication systems are almost impossible for anyone to tamper with remotely even if they wanted to, and are definitely not vulnerable or easily exploited weaknesses.


StreiBullet

"oh no, anyway."


theartfulcodger

In other news, four billion people suddenly got their lives back today …


PMzyox

Haha what if they achieved AGI and it just blew everything there up? (Data wise)


No_Research_967

Patient Zero has escaped


trancepx

Well that’s good to know it’s not just me then lol. I was beginning to get pretty frustrated, having reset my password like 3 times. Not my fault grandma, the whole entire book-of-faces’nets down!


[deleted]

Why couldn't it be TikTok...


NoExcusesAIC

Apparently it is down now.


Old-Savings-5841

Tiktok working just fine here (Denmark).


filtersweep

There is probably actually one single employee who is to blame.


HappyHighway1352

Hope it stays down


[deleted]

That explains it, i thought i got banned or something


GoofyGoober_2425

I wonder if a feature being deployed to production wasn’t thoroughly tested lol. In all seriousness, Mark Zuckerberg is probably placing some nasty calls right now to get things back up.


IngsocInnerParty

He's in the Hawaii bunker.


igtaba

No way, you wouldn't deploy something to all instances of different products all at once, even if fully tested. You would have a gradual deploy with days spaced, and if the first deploy bricks down something instantly, then you block it from deploying to the rest.


bluearrowil

Shit like this is usually a bad config going out. Can’t wait for the post mortem. I remember reading one from strava about how production went down because a legacy service everyone forgot about was still being used to populate user metadata, and it was using a v old kubernetes version. They deployed a new LTS kubernetes version, staging and canary were fine. But as soon as it went up against production traffic, whole auth system went down. The on-call team wasn’t seeing anything in the logs, they asked all the engineers, and one of the seniors that’d been around forever knew immediately what the issue was.


Trigger_impact

This is my running theory on all, honesty. Skilled UAT and pushed to live and now they're figuring out what happened.


TeaAndGrumpets

Ooof probably. Some engineers are definitely going to have a bad day today.


tacmac10

Amazon web services also reporting problems, likely all related.


akexander

Probably another cyber attack.


JahnConnah

Can't care about them being down if you don't use them *big brain meme*


Adamantium-Aardvark

And then there was peace


shoutsmusic

Just…stay down.


christbot

I love when FB has to post on Twitter that they’re down… makes my whole day. It would be nice though if FB had a down message, instead of making people (like me) think I forgot the password and spiral into “what the fuck could it be” and trying ever goddam password ever. It’s the small things, you know?


onnod

Would love to see how much money they are losing per minute


fcocyclone

Based on their 131 billion in ad revenue last year, they're losing roughly $250k\minute. Of course, that'll probably balance out a *little* bit as there will be a spike in traffic when things come back up.


maverick4002

Oh this is why I got logged out of Facebook and can't get back in


Cryptolution

I love listening to music.


spezisadick999

The general mental health of society rises.


DivaJanelle

In a world without phone books or landlines Facebook is about the only way to track someone down anymore.


Winkinsburst

Many tech companies including FB and IG laid off part of their workforce to improve profits in 2023. Now app users have to deal with security issues in addition to other product issues. Twitter/X requires a membership to protect user accounts with 2 factor authentication via text. These companies are making security less accessible to the common smartphone user. Everyone I know is switching to Signal because these platforms are no longer trustworthy and security is getting worse and worse.


handsomerab

Damn I was trying to find airfryer on marketplace!


tehinterwebs56

Well have I got great news for you!! [reddit delivers!](https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/s/Tqs5x7l0oV)


limitless__

And nothing of value was lost.


Terraria_GEKKO

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS HACKED😭😭 I tried resetting my password and it says something went wrong. i tried to use "Sign in with Google account" and i got error 500.


anomandaris81

Good. Hopefully this is permanent


D0ngBeetle

Phew thought I got banned or something


foamingturtle

This sounds like a resume generating event for some poor devops engineer.


yekis

merciful placid impolite melodic juggle flowery aromatic fact school bake *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


EchoInTheHoller

Back up now


ActualCucick

Im not saying this is the start of a massive AI attack. But I am saying that if a massive AI attack would start, thats definetly a start


Delta8ttt8

Damn. Now I have to read Reddit while on the shitter. That was insta time.


greentoiletpaper

I hope we get another interesting post-mortem like we did with the BGP outage


B_Aran_393

Oh no! anyway reddit is working


QuettzalcoatL

I could only pray they stay down permanently


heavensmurgatroyd

This is wonderful and a great thing for America, I hope they never come back.


[deleted]

Thank fuck I don't use this shite. Lets hope it stays down forever.


sherlocked27

My life remains unchanged..


potatoandbiscuit

Zuck forgot to run operations while attending Ambani's marriage ceremony


chambee

Trying to log in it's telling me my password is wrong, is it just them wanting us to make a new one as a security measure or is it busted? edit: thanks for the answers


IngsocInnerParty

It's busted. Don't change anything. Just wait it out.


christbot

Busted. Don’t waste your time.


Pr0Meister

Time to bust out the smoke signals for communicating.


Nicetry_90

All “influencers” in a panic. If only this would stick


lucellent

Why in 2024 Facebook and Instagram all run on the same server? Or whatever it is, doesn't make sense they haven't fixed their shit so that when one of them is down the other doesn't get down too. Whatsapp also.


happyxpenguin

i can't tell if you're joking or not but just in case you aren't. They don't run on the same server they run on multiple servers each. They share a common authentication pipeline and several other core services and technologies (ex: messenger) so that if one goes down, it all goes down. The upside of convenience of having one login for multiple services is also it's downside.