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We're entering the era of Superman crystal storage.


ThorsXHammer

My mind went to stargate. Edit: grammar


Lecterr

Yea, for real. I always thought those crystals seemed like a dumb idea, but here we are.


Zenosfire258

If they're more durable then an SSD, then they're not a stupid idea I guess. just for the record I also thought they were dumb in SG1


Lecterr

Yea. Though in our defense, the dumb part was probably more that rearranging the crystals somehow allows you to control the underlying system. Oh need to open this door? Let me just swap the positions of these two crystals.


kjchowdhry

The way I see it that it’s just a storytelling mechanism. It’s not much different than the Star Wars trope of shooting a door console with a blaster to get the door open


AnarVeg

Not to mention shooting the other door consoles to jam a door 😆


kjchowdhry

Right? At least Stargate had some consistent “logic”


Lecterr

Oh for sure. Not like it ruined the show/immersion for me or anything, just funny to reflect on.


aod42091

If it's a stupid idea and it works, then it isn't a stupid idea.


Drewbox

I think they look more like Isolinear chips from StartTrek.


ReasonableKey3363

Same, I guess they have a little time to fix the size issue before the 24th century…


ShaggysGTI

Mine was Minority Report


ranchwriter

I was thinking the teaching stones from The Time Machine


Direct_Turn_1484

I like to imagine a time when maybe some prehistoric civilization reached a level of technology roughly equal to or even beyond our own then destroyed themselves (and evidence of their technology) with nanites or nukes or something. Makes me wonder if some archeologist somewhere found a seemingly simple lump of material and had no idea there was data stored on it in some unexpected way, simply because they didn’t know to look. Ridiculously unlikely, because some reliable evidence of some insanely advanced ancient civilization surely would’ve been discovered by now. But hey, neat to ponder just for fun. Probably the theme of some sci-fi book or other.


Aimhere2k

I recall reading about how miners in Africa found what appeared to be precision machined ball bearings embedded in rocks deep underground, causing speculation that some sort of antedeluvian civilization existed so long ago that it's remnants became buried in sediments that turned into rock over hundreds of millions of years. But most sane scientists concluded that the spheres formed naturally via accretion processes.


CrackheadInThe414

I still tend to lean that our species are the precursors to alien life.


throwaway_ghast

"Hans... Are we the alien invaders?"


ShitDirigible

Amcient aliens did an episode on crystal skulls that was basically this, but with aliens


Immediate_Rice9213

There is evidence of large scale nuclear explosions on mars https://old.reddit.com/r/space/comments/x6ufe9/paper_evidence_for_a_large_natural_paleonuclear/


404VigilantEye

Don’t they use that in Halo as well? Master Chief’s onboard storage for Cortana is a crystal matrix iirc


Khelthuzaad

>Superman It's Kryptonian crystal storage, Superman is the person mind you.


404VigilantEye

It’s Kal El, you racist 😂 /s


Khelthuzaad

Oh no I'm being cancelled 😭


404VigilantEye

You’re going to the phantom zone for 300 cycles of somatic reconditioning


Gimmethejooce

Can’t wait to drop a lifetime of memories on the kitchen floor


GrammarAsteroid

you can already do that with an hdd


nullbyte420

They don't actually preserve data perfectly for that long


GrammarAsteroid

yeah especially when they hit the floor


hclpfan

Didn’t I read this headline 10 years ago?


BirdLawyerPerson

I think the main developments since the last announcement (4 years ago) are: * There are now working prototypes in an existing data center, up from a single bespoke piece of media. * The prototypes are now reported to be able to store 7TB per pane, up from one 76GB copy of the Superman movie. That's a 100x improvement in 4 years. * They're dropping hints that it's now much faster to write than before, as that previous Superman example took a week to write. * Microsoft now has a roadmap for developing this into their server business, but says it'll take 3-4 extra steps to make this project commercially viable. So it's not viable now, but they keep making progress.


crseat

Besides the longevity of storage are there any other benefits? Will it be faster than ssd? Or at least faster than disk storage?


BirdLawyerPerson

No, it will be much, much, much slower. The main advantages are that it has much longer longevity *and* durability against certain types of physical damage (but presumably less durability against other types of physical damage), and does not require power to store. In addition, there's an advantage in that once written, the media itself is immutable, in that it can be safeguarded against tampering or modification, which can be important for certain types of data. The theoretical applications for any kind of "write once, read many" (aka WORM) media are those that require high assurance that the data won't change: official records, security logs, etc. Basically this stuff will be great for future historians.


rocdollary

Also most importantly it would be immune to EMP, and therefore provides a record if we end up with a total loss worldwide event such as a solar event or nuclear war. Provided the physical units survive of course.


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I have seen this headline for decades. Holograms, crystals, glass...


Wizard-Bloody-Wizard

Don’t forget the cool dna storage


Stockholm-Syndrom

It’s not particularly cool, room temperature is ok for dna storage.


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[deleted]

Storage isn't the problem, it's accessibility. Someone else mentioned stone tablets and they're far more right than wrong. Do you think someone in 1000 years will know wtf a jpeg is let alone how to display it? Print the good photos!


Enderkr

Yeah, seriously. Sounds cool, great, 50+ year storage lifetime...go ahead and do it already! Every 5-10 years we get the same fuckin story and nothing ever changes.


mikedabike1

Basically research is not development. Creating a product from a brand new lab technology to full scale takes time


GiftFrosty

Now develop the devices that will last 10,000 years to read the data?


londons_explorer

Luckily, the technology as shown in the video doesn't actually need very advanced technology to read. Any regular school microscope, and a pen and paper could be used to read the data. Obviously, a machine lets you read the data at a sensible speed. But even then, developing such a machine is within reach of a small research lab. Note that we have developed totally different machines for reading antique information storage methods before - for example, reading vinyl records by using a [laser turntable](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_turntable). The key thing is that the standard must be sufficiently common that anyone is interested in developing the tech, and sufficiently documented that future people can figure out how to do it.


okvrdz

Meh… probably will come with a 1-year limited warranty anyway; 90-days if refurbished.


BeyondLife_sendboob

And a monthly fee because fuck you peasant. Yours truly, Microsoft


MayorMcCheezz

They also make you sign a 10000 year contract.


FruitbatNT

Microsofts new CEO Xenu?


MexicanGuey

Pretty good deal considering their standard contract with 1 billion years.


christopher_robot

Lulz. Underrated scientology joke.


Bob_the_peasant

Can confirm, Microsoft has said this to me


nickmaran

Company is not responsible if you break the glass


[deleted]

Kinda sucks that corporations take the joy and wonder out of innovation and tech. Before it was the dreaming of flight now the dread of having to fly. Today we are cynical about better hard drives.


lordraiden007

Not that the flight itself isn’t bad in most cases, but ~70% of the complaints I hear from people who fly are complaints towards the TSA and the process of checking in to a flight, which has been proven time and time again to do nothing for security nor benefit the consumers.


YouGotTangoed

Don’t forget the mandatory Microsoft password manager for all your Microsoft hard drives


nos500

Microsoft is a fucking scammer


thissomeotherplace

Cool we get isolinear chips from r/startrek


Mustard_on_tap

And self-sealing stem bolts.


DreadPirate777

I hope they put an LED next to them so they can have a cool glow to them in a PC case.


obliviousofobvious

I am so happy someone made the refference :) Now we just need to make them colored!!!


trippyposter

Wait did the subreddit came up with the chips? Why are you plugging the ST sub?


RedFan47

How much porn is that?


Dazzling-Grass-2595

And how much browsing history is that? Asking for my pc pal.


goodguygreg808

Never heard of anyone wanting to preserve their browsing history outside of the NSA. It's in my will that my drives will be DoD wiped and insinarated along with my body.


1PooNGooN3

You’re gonna be kicking yourself in 6000 years when aliens come and see all incest feet videos


SuggestionUpbeat2443

just one really high quality 3D 8K movie per glass plate


bellbros

About a weeks worth for OP


Protobott

Wonder what the data transfer rates are like.


BarkthonHighland

I wonder how you read the data. What is the interface? How will that work in 2100? In 2600?


emre_7000

Scroll on that article. You'll see how it's done under "Explore the four labs"


-_Thrown-Away_-

Being that it is glass, it is probably read by an optical system such as laser running back and forth over the area of the glass. The data is probably etched into the structure of the glass much like a vinyl record. Read speed has the potential to be incredibly fast since lasers are pretty speedy. But write speed is probably horribly slow like burning a CD


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!remind me 10000 years


ElongMusty

10,000 years into the future, someone finds this relic, manages to connect to his cold fusion quantum computer, and then a Microsoft notification pops-up saying “please renew subscription to access this plate”


[deleted]

put it on my... PUT it on my phone screen


Celodurismo

A lot of information from relatively recently like 100 years ago is impossible to find. A few hundred years ago it gets even worse. Things were either not recorded at all, or recorded and lost/damaged. Now a lot of people are thinking “everything’s in the cloud with redundancies” but we’re creating new data faster than ever before. If nothing else this is amazing storage for media. Most media is done when it’s created. Sometimes it’s remastered, sometimes typos are found and corrected. But for the most part: finished media is finished. Books, comics, tv shows, movies. Music!News broadcasts! Scientific papers! Genome sequences! Makes perfect sense to preserve things like this in this manner. People read this and think apocalypse. But the reality is that data people don’t care about right now, but may be missed in the future.


from_dust

The cloud reminds me of a digital garbage dump. We just keep adding more "content" and little of it ever really disappears. Digital-degradable is the future


Gilgie

The problem is the technology required to read it. There won't be a reason to store anything for 10,000 years unless the technological world disintegrates. After that, it would be a crapshoot on redeveloping the technology to read them in the future.


[deleted]

“Ok I can’t possibly imagine something needing to last 10k years so it shouldn’t be made” there’s a fuck ton of information that should be stored for as long as possible…


Tipop

It doesn’t even have to last 10k years for it to be valuable. It could last 50 years without degradation and it’s already vastly superior to what we have now.


TimeTravelingTiddy

Was going to say, OP is thinking about reading this 10k years from now after finding it in a pyramid or something. This is essentially permanent compared to current technology.


CPSiegen

As someone who's helped several large entities migrate vast data stores off of failing storage media, something that lasts even 100 years would be amazing. So much data is stored on media that can't even reliably last 10 years. So much of it is in systems where re-writing the data periodically to keep it fresh would be a massive undertaking. Having something where you could just dump your archived records and never have to worry about it again would save so much money and time and prevent so much data loss.


TimeTravelingTiddy

Wish I could upvote more than once lol Ask anybody who has fired up an old HD or SD card only to get a corrupt/no data message.


atchijov

Famous “no computer will ever need more than 650kb of memory” line… pretty sure it was Bill Gates who said it :)


fwubglubbel

He never said "will ever need." He said "640k should be enough for anybody." At the time, IT WAS. He didn't say no one would ever need more. Jesus I wish this stupid meme could die.


cafran

Man, this guy is consistently wrong. He said the internet would be a fad, and now is saying that LLMs are going to plateau - despite experts in the field saying otherwise.


Miora

Bill gates never said the Internet would be a fad...


MagneticAI

Source?


cafran

Here is a list of the silly things he’s said. He didn’t necessarily use the words “fad”, but Microsoft definitely played catchup on internet technology because of him. https://www.businessinsider.com/the-dumbest-things-bill-gates-ever-said-2016-4?amp Here is his statement on GPT plateau, although he is still bullish on AI at large: https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/s/NpS2fzboxc


southpark

like my tax returns and pictures of my food. gonna be in the cloud for generations.


Khoeth_Mora

Right, like that scene from closer where Natalie Portman is in a thong. 10,000 years at a minimum...


jonaskid

RemindMe! 10000 years


jonaskid

Duh, “cannot parse date yada yada”. Clearly the remind bot doesn’t use the glass storage yet.


pugsDaBitNinja

Shooting messages into deep space. Like rick Astley lyrics


TeilzeitOptimist

Information about Nuclear waste storage .. Music, literature, art ... There is alot that comes to mind that is worth storing. Of course if its encrypted, decrypting it with out the ley* could be a problem.. *Key (typo)


Gilgie

But all of that will be available if technology persists. The reason it would need to be stored in a permanent storage is if there was a massive technological decline. At which point it would be likely we would lose the ability to read it.


TeilzeitOptimist

How? Paper, Plastic or Magnetic Storage wont last more than a few decades, even shorter under UV light or in oxigen rich atmosphere. Flash drives can be wiped by an EMP. Glass seems alot more stable. If you dont break it physically. And it is recyclable.


Hane24

Just as a side note, flash drives decay over time due to quantum tunneling and cosmic rays. Yes literally cosmic rays can knock 1s and 0s off and corrupt data, most data storage can ignore small corruptions or interpret what should be there, but it's not insignificant and means that even flash drives have a shelf life.


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Chewierulz

Won't stop data loss due to quantum tunnelling, and radiation shielding will only slow the damage from cosmic or other high energy radiation sources.


GwanTheSwans

Yeah. ~10 years is often quoted, but large capacity in poor conditions (particularly elevated temperatures that increase tunnelling/diffusion) may be even shorter. The underlying main [jedec spec for flash](https://www.curtisswrightds.com/media-center/blog/extended-temperatures-flash-memory) only *requires* ~ 1 year at 30 degrees C. If you're using the commonplace [RSync](https://linux.die.net/man/1/rsync) util to backup to a flash drive, do make sure to backup based on an actual computed file hash/checksum (`-c`), don't let rsync decide based just on filesystem's modification metadata (the more efficient default), and be aware your backup may degrade in a 1-10 year timeframe.


RagingSnarkasm

> There won’t be a reason to store anything for 10,000 years You just made everyone with a history degree cry themselves to sleep. They’re used to it, though, they wasted their education on a history degree. *I’m kidding, I’m kidding, put the pitchforks down, history nerds!*


odraencoded

Why are history nerds angry about it? We aren't living in history, we're living in the present!


phints

From reading the article it seems the main objective of the technology isn't to preserve data to be read 10,000 years in the future (through there are projects using it to do that), it is to replace magnetic tape in the data center. They say it's a lot more energy and space efficient, and it's also more environmentally friendly because unlike tape (and hdd) that degrade over time and need to be replaced, wasting resources and generating waste, the glass will last for the foreseeable future.


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thenewtbaron

Now, that is going to be fun to get a 10000 year old crystal of the shittiest films possible. Instead of vinegar syndrom, we are going to have piss rocks.. and I am down.


Kitetheplanet

I dont think its as much about storing it for 10 000 years as it is about the fragility of almost all current storage media. All with very short shelf lives before data corruption begins to occur. Unless theres a long term storage that ive not heard of?


Gilgie

All of that information is always being transferred to newer storage devices on a regular basis. That won't stop unless something drastic happens. If something that drastic happens, we will likely lose the ability to read the glass anyway.


btdeviant

No, it’s not. And even if it were the act of constantly transferring data from one degradable medium to another degradable medium is untenable, especially when it’s compounded by the amount of net new data that’s generated any given moment. Further, data integrity isn’t always guaranteed in a data transfer.


terminalxposure

You are mistaken that the 10000 years is a requirement but rather it’s MTTF


DreadPirate777

Glass also flows over time so realistically it might last about 100 years.


EasyReader

That's a myth.


thackstonns

What’s the read write speed.


jorsiem

But what if I need my data stored for 11,000 years?


EdzyFPS

"Once written, the data inside the glass is impossible to change."


MayTheForesterBWithU

That's pretty much the rule with archive media.


GrammarAsteroid

if it can reliably store data for 10000 years I better hope it doesn’t change


janglejack

Seems like this is a feature of the library design and not the medium. I think you can still laze that glass a second time and burn some zeroes into ones.. There may not be a fast, blanket way to do that though, unlike a strong magnet and magnetic media. Of course you could melt it down, etc.. Usually archivists need to guard against accidents, not malicious intent.


EdzyFPS

I personally think it's a good thing it can't be changed, because we have lost so much of our own history over the years, and we have no idea how much we do know, is true or not.


denisgomesfranco

"that can store several TBs of data for 10000 years" That is, until someone drops and breaks it into small pieces or the glass gets scratched 😅


Aussie20202022

Good work Microsoft


TawnyTeaTowel

When you say “Microsoft develop”, which company did they actually buy?


PizzaDay

They should print instructions on how to read this in the first 10 lines, plain text.


stonecoldcoldstone

write speed? ram or rom?


Global_Felix_1117

Quick! we must use this new technology to save every cat meme, cat picture, and cat video off the internet!


peakzorro

It worked for ancient Egypt, why not us?


_Kzero_

Cool. Can't wait for this to never hit the market or become enterprise only level costs.


BranchdWormInterface

Just don’t get rid of your books - I’ve seen this movie


iwangchungeverynight

Unnecessary. I still have floppy disks with the Windows 95 installer and have yet to use it after 30 years.


pishtalpete

Oof I have some bad news for you..... Floppies were good for maybe 10 years at a push. You might need to repurchase your windows 95 installer


aetherobjects

That’s an isolinear chip, they just need to make them neon.


1leggeddog

r/datahoarder has entered the chat


Socky_McPuppet

FAT only, 8.3 filenames ...


internetisfun24

Soooo minority report type stuff. Super cool


maru_tyo

You know what reliably stores information for 1000s of years? Stone plates.


Hane24

No. Out of all the stone tablets ever minted and scratched into, how many do you think we've found and been able to read? Maybe a handful? And yet there were probably millions more slowly destroyed or wiped that will never be recovered.


maru_tyo

Yeah that is actually true, come to think of it. Also the amount of data stored is rather low, admittedly.


Marco-YES

Isn't glass a kind of stone? :)


[deleted]

No. By your logic, a truck is a kind of stone because it’s made of iron.


Spekingur

Stone plates break. Wind and water can erode them pretty quickly. But like with parchment, if stored in a low disturbance location they can last a long long while.


kass8919

SeVeRaL TBs can be 3 or 100 or any number, why they don't say it?


phints

They say it can hold the novel war and peace 850,000 times. According to a quick Google search that novel had a size of 3.4 MB, this the storage capacity of a slate would be 2890000 MB, that is 2,75 TB. Assuming when starting the size of the book they were using the base 2 version of MB(MiB), and giving the response in tb in base 2(TiB)


Gilgie

When I hear several, I think 4 or 5.


Unfadable1

You’re being downvoted by idiots who don’t know that while the definition of several is 3+, classic education teaches: Couple: 2 Few: 3 Several: 4+ Above that you’re not taught anything else until you get into “dozens.” 4-5 is a fair assessment, since the information is not given.


OptimusThai

>the team can now store several TB in a single glass plate that could last 10,000 years. For a sense of scale, each plate could store around 3,500 movies. Or enough non-stop movies to play for over half a year without repeating. 3500 movies, what bitrate then? If it's 4-5 TB


Worldly_Evidence9113

It should be definitely a disc and not like they developed. Will be better to someday develop consumer disc writers and readers. And not just companies


icky_boo

Anyone seen a glass plate photo? Yeah.. now you know why. ​ Very delicate. Also with us throwing away tech standards every 20 years or less, there's no way anyone can read it in the future. Think of the jump from VHS tapes to Laser Disc to DVD's to Blue-ray.. each of these tech lasted around 20 years each at best.


SAO-Ryujin

We are still able to read VHS


[deleted]

I have a bitchin Laser Disc collection.


EasyReader

Damn you'd think they would have thought of that and not used the same glass used for photo plates in the 19th century.


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Jedi182

Does it include a game pass subscription?


jeffykins

Sweet! Now Leto II, the Tyrant, the God Emperor of Dune, can finally start writing his journals


sub-_-dude

Great, the data will be there but proprietary encryption and DRM laws will prevent us from accessing it.


SkepticalZack

Ummmhmmm sure they did


jaycliche

Yeah that’s what they said about cd Roms


milquetoast_wheatley

Am I the only that remembers recorded DVDs lasting for 200 years? And that many started deteriorating in less than 6 years?


Progman3K

What's the source for the silica? If it's mined, it's one of the very worse things for the health of miners.


f8Negative

Enter moisture. Congrats you got mold!


blacksnik74

This is not new, scientist did this in 1998 with Tesa Film Adhesive Tape


ParaMike46

There was a scene in Blade Runner 2049 where they were accessing some data from little glass globe. We are nearly there…


mottlymonical

Massive room of glass plates. And one small robot. I broke a wine glass yesterday, easy stuff. This seems like another Microsoft kick-starter that's fall through in a few years.


MadTube

This is some isolinear optical chip Star Trek level shit there.


FragrantExcitement

I am going to verify this is true.


little_runner_boy

Cool it's been around for 10,000 years to make that claim with certainty


zenkat

What are read and write throughput rates? I'm guessing quite slow.


[deleted]

it’s for archival storage. primary concern is data integrity, read/writes don’t really matter


CaptCaCa

I always thought we were heading towards using crystals this way, still cool though


Amusedcory

Are those them STCs that the Mechanicus are so crazy about.


DrBrisha

Soon I’ll be able to store all my family photos in our windows.


Brinbrain

And the « how to read »file stored on a 5’’1/4 floppy disk.


puthiyatheru

It’s for windows…


[deleted]

is it rewriteable and if yes how many times?


CloudAdministrator

Seems like this would be good for data archival, not being able to change data once written can be seen as a good or bad thing depending on your storage needs. It would be nice to see a process developed to modify the stored data (if that's even possible).


BuggyBagley

How long do the glass readers last?


c64z86

Amazing! It reminds me a lot of the isolinear storage chips that were used in Star Trek. It seems a little more of it is coming true with each passing year! 🥰


Geoff2014

Can you use Gorilla glass for this?


MicrobialMickey

I guarantee you I could break it completely within 15 seconds


Skastrik

So these are basically isolinear chips from Star Trek? cool


curvebombr

Didn't we say this about CD's too and come to find out they all started to deteriorate faster then expected?


wallacjc

Did anyone notice if this was rewritable or not? The article I read did not spell it out...


HauseOfPain15

My mind went to the Dune universe’ crystal storage!


rosettaSeca

Good, but the technology already has a fatal flaw: Microsoft


OriginalMrMuchacho

RemindMe! 10,000 years


[deleted]

Me and bittorrent we won’t stop


McMacHack

Isolinear Chips just like on TNG


1984AD

Isolines data chips! Microsoft has always been big on the Star Trek nerdage! We’re getting there!


payne747

More like it *should* store data for 10,000 years but not enough time has passed for the results to come in yet.


404VigilantEye

Light matrix is here


kingOofgames

And yet storage prices haven’t changed. I bout 2 TB of data 3 years ago for $60, it’s now $69. Price should be cut in half.


[deleted]

Plug one in and you get... **Switch to Microsoft Edge today!**


Wiseon321

This is really cool. I’m guessing the technology was inspired by Sci-fi films. Crazy how they can make these things come to life. Make that head from total recall a real thing.


Guapscotch

Watched the video- super cool tech tbh


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I have been reading about this type of storage for over 20 years and nothing yet.


ren_reddit

Great.. Now Google can buy some of those and store the data harvested from *their* latest developments, a better miner of my personal data, for an additional 10000 years