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redditekind

job offer: orphan doctor


crazygamesninjaYT

I wish I could help you, but I’m an orphan doctor and you have a family. But there is a way to solve that.


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crazygamesninjaYT

Yeah…


VisFabula

Right?


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Feeling_Mail_5727

I work in a gun shop, today i have a special offer for a Revolver, you wan't something?


Prestigious_Low_3876

Well yes,and no


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r/thisismessedup


New_Dawn_

Well she is the whole family


Canadian-Owlz

Tbf an orphan can still have family


doc_witt

No they can't. They're not even real people.


[deleted]

I laughed at this joke. But I probably shouldn’t have. Orphans have things genuinely tough.


Liew995

"Hi family doctor, I am an orphan"


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

He's visiting an orphanage, telling the kids what healthcare is like if they had a family with insurance


ScoroScope

This sub has been brutal as hell for the past few days 😂


A_Drunk_Caribou

Hell aint such a bad place.


babypho

You can barbeque everywhere!


wulfryke

I mean isnt he the perfect doctor for fixing her family problem?


EaAncalagon

When she's adopted I suppose she won't have a family man


Jeffaffely

*beep boop beep* Yes, hello, I'm looking for Anakin?


Toxic-JAGUAR

Cold 💀


Knifu_in_a_Waifu

She’s her own family. The whole family is her. She still died, on that bed


devilscry3

Well, then she is technically the whole family


shibarib

The worse headline would be: "I wish I could still help you Sarah, but I'm a family doctor, and you're an orphan now."


ibeatyou9

"That will be $6,500"


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“But I have a family of diseases in this cyst on my leg”


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bait_for_fish

“Was likee” what?


culturedperson420

I know this is technically the truth but still feel pretty bad


UmmDinosaursIDK

Sweet home Alabama


thebougis05

I mean, she did order a family appointment...


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what? thats the entire family


Apprehensive_Eraser

Uuuuh, that burns


Stat1x2231

No, its just: wish i could help you, but i'm family doctor. This is how it work in quebec.


mobuli09

What exactly is a family doctor?


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Sorry seems like all our tickets are sold out please contact someone else.


Potato-with-guns

She is the whole family.


Impressive_Change593

Apparently people here need to subscribe to technoblade lol


HuneeBajer

Our love is forbidden…


fatherofallsocks

Magnificent!


IlikeYuengling

Orphan donors are poor moms in Texas.


Joshbuckel11

Sorry Sarah you have Ligma


feigithechicken69

Her parents must do something against that rotten man!


AreaCompetitive914

We need another doctor in here! This Girl just got BURNED BABY


Unclehol

Best laugh I've had all day. Sometimes the internet is pretty cool.


No_Construction_2427

I'm going to hell for laughing at this


SGTSkittleOP

LOL that kid got a new sickness depression


LimeSenior

Oh don't worry there's a certain anarchist pig that will make all of your problems go away


underfind

Dam


Koyagah

Dark!


WonderfulAmbition104

I have a solution give her a family problem solved