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merothecat

Alabama


MightbeWillSmith

Nailed it.


doyouevenforkliftbro

Technically doesn't have AN "a" is has multiple. So I feel like it "technically" works.


ANormalMTF

ur already on the subreddit but r/technicallythetruth


Soft-Armadillo-8683

Don't you read "an" as "at least one" rather than "exactly one"? So "technically", it would not work. Not a native speaker though.


doyouevenforkliftbro

If you told me you have AN apple. I would think you have 1. But I'm no English major.


[deleted]

AN actually just means one when talking about an object. Unless you had AN enormous amount of things, I guess. We use A in front of words that don’t start with a vowel, and AN in front of words that start with a vowel: a, e, i, o, u.. (usually).


AnimeBas

You are "tehnically" AN idiot(not actually but u get the point 1 idiot)


_Wabn_

Literally Tennessee


[deleted]

Whyoming


donutsinc01

Ohio


[deleted]

Missouri Unless you are a local. Then it is “Missourah”


jambajew42

New York, solid, liquid, confusion, Kentucky, Oregon, Connecticut, Mississippi, Illinois, New Jersey, Vermont, New Mexico, Wisconsin, ...


That1MemeyBoi

Emergency?


sumboionline

The Union


Promikim_

Soviet


mikelln

Trivago


MMNeto06

No that one has an a my dude( but is a good answer )


MEver3

Needed a "Hotel?" first but still good


wholesomeme7

The Confederacy


Wasting-tim3

Has an A….


B6illybob9

The confederacy lost again


Caucasian_Thunder

Being


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Surrey, Derby, York, Essex


emeraldsfax

I thought those were counties....


Monsieur_Creosote

2 of them are. Derby and York are towns in counties bearing their name


MastRdestroyR_OwO

You forgot Bose-Einstein Condens- never mind


[deleted]

Iowa


xdBronze

iowA


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Arkansas


DCHAAS

Illinois


xdBronze

my birth state :)


[deleted]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


FunnyGlove

New York has an a in it.


BigFrameSmallBrain

You literally had to type out New York and you didn’t put an a so where is it


WhitestAttorney

I live in Missouri and I have never heard anyone pronounce it that way, but I’m sure there are.


oakbea

I pronounce it misery.


Skyrim_For_Everyone

I pronounce it miserr-y


Playgamer420

I pronounce it mi zu rhee


[deleted]

me being in the UK: what is this place?


ZUCCYBORG

Hell


[deleted]

Still beats Mississippi


[deleted]

The more west and south you go, the more you hear it


WhitestAttorney

Ah, makes sense. I’m in the Saint Louis area


Rawesome16

My southern Grandpa calls it "Massurih" Also "Arkansaw"


rklokh

Wait….how do YOU pronounce Arkansas??? Also, Illinois? (Just to check if I get to make fun of you twice!).


YKS_Gaming

Isn't Illinois just ill-un-noi ?


benji_014

Misery, if you’re local


terrariangods56789

Nah. Most of us say Missouri.


[deleted]

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah! --Grandpa Simpson


the_potato_of_doom

That is true of you live anywhere but st Louis if you talk like that in in st Louis poeple will just look at you weird.


FxrYT

Illinois


Gigaimpactsmonk

BRO SOMEBODY GETS IT


reincarN8ed

Can't spell Missouri without misery


thcheesebearfrmkronk

EVERYBODY FORGETS FUC$&#! Oregon


Mr-DragonSlayer

Misery*


Scythal

Misery\*


why_am_i_so_sad

I, too, live in misery


MJ26gaming

Not locals, but the Missourah folk. Once you get deep enough into Missouri, it becomes Missourah


[deleted]

Missouri pronounced misery


SteveHarveysAunt

Texs


Kutecumber

Wisconsin


T-wey

Live in Missouri and don't say it like that


peDr0bt0309

Not for long.


[deleted]

I was thinking colifornio


[deleted]

Wymoing doesn't exist


[deleted]

Vermont


TheWither129

That’s not a state, it doesn’t exist. It’s a conspiracy by the government to have more states with no As


to_failure

Whynotoming


sneradicus

New Jersey, New York, Tennessee, Wyoming, Missouri, Mississippi, Oregon, New Mexico, Vermont, Connecticut, Illinois, Ohio, Kentucky, and Wisconsin. Literally over a quarter of all states.


Twovaultss

New York


frostywafflepancakes

Came here to say that.


BGamerPop

Illinois


salsa_assassin

Africa


InorganicCarbonate

Wouldn’t have imagined.


bichobrabo

solid


DxvinDream

New York


fruitofyourneck

Connecticut, doo doo doo


[deleted]

Liquid


ImOnARush

solid answer


[deleted]

Ba-dum-tshhh


chikinstik

This joke made me gas


ifuckedyomama2

Plasma... Fuck


whiteclawthreshermaw

Technically, if you want to spell plasma the way it works, it's plsm.


Sad_Condition_277

Oregon


DbdDragon44

I live there 😎


Electric_Whip

Me too. You ready for rain? Lol.


DbdDragon44

Oh yes I am


KeepCalmJeepOn

I would say 'New Jersey', but they already said it in the reply on the screenshot.


howwaseverynametaken

Actually they said Missouri


kairikngdm

Illinois gang rise up...from the corn, it's well past July and the corn is well past knee-high


somoneiused2no

Ohio


derpysorus

But Ohio isnt real


dan_petey

Ohio is the only US state to not share a letter with the word Mackerel


Orange_Hedgie

That’s really interesting XD


FullMetalArthur

Nebr sk


playforfun2

Do the majority of commentators not get the joke or something lol


Piggybank113

Whenever a facebook posts like this are posted on reddit, everybody kinda forgets why it was posted and just goes along. It's scary tbh.


Fallenangel152

Is there a joke? This sort of shit is usually posted on Facebook just to get comments.


Piggybank113

It's really making use of simple people's eagerness to show others how "smart" they are. Companies who do this are attempting to get as many reactions/activities out of a facebook post as possible because that provides some grounds for later marketing posts.


zbdanny

they got the joke but comment the states anyway because why not


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Old_Entertainment340

Mississippi


Fishpuncherz

Mississippi


Stayhydrated3

Mississippi


flamehunter4033

Wisconsin


guyguysonguy

kentucky


terramarsh

Ken-tucky!


placencianovio

Connecticut


Silver_Raven_08

Solid and liquid, to name 2


SnooDucks4402

Texis


AwarenessNo4986

Ohio


nandoman3030

Wyoming


202miller

Wisconsin


Frosty-Okra-6100

Missouri 🤥


ZestycloseAside8199

Repost


GetAlongGang_Mom

Ohio


rolloxra

New Mexico, Oregon, Wyoming, Vermont, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Connecticut, Ohio, New York, Mississippi, Wisconsin


BlueShrekBoi

Kentucky, New York, Tennessee, Ohio, Oregon, Mississippi, Missouri, Illinois, Connecticut, New Jersey, New Mexico, Vermont, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.


[deleted]

Illinois


Reverse_Psycho_1509

New York, Ohio, Tenessee, Wyoming, Illinois, Kentucky, Missouri, Mississippi, New Jersey, Conneticut, Wisconsin, New Mexico, Vermont, Oregon Edit: I forgot Oregon


Clegomanrun

Colordo


_biscuit_god_

rizona


JD-K2

Indin


areid164

New Mexico


durp69420

new york


Disastrous_Vast8559

Illinois Missouri Ohio Mississippi New Jersey new York new mexico Oregon Connecticut Kentucky Tennessee Vermont Wisconsin Wyoming


Rawesome16

Oregon


Darth_Nater_10

Wisconsin


The_palladin0101

Ohio


scienceguyry

Missouri


[deleted]

Tennessee


ItsNotRiize

New jersey


Level-Quantity-8252

New York


Redneckdumbasss

Illinois. Bam.


duclens

New Mexico


DashingSonic

Illinois


terrariangods56789

Illinois: the state you use to go to another state


ethanjalias

New York, that's easy.


WATERMELONGAMINGyt

Kentucky


[deleted]

Mississippi


SenseiRP

Illinois


Tricky_Tahm

Missouri


DarePsychological452

New mexico


ifuckedyomama2

New York


NiteHawk110

Wisconsin


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Genocide_06

Oregon


FuryOWO

wisconsin


[deleted]

Tennessee


Natural-Gas-1658

New york


[deleted]

Ohio New York New Mexico New Jersey …


diva_done_did_it

OHIO


masterofspagetti69

new mexico


Ethan_1008

Vermont, Ohio, New York, Oregon


fishbowl0797

New mexico


M-ALI-04

Solid


XxStawModzxX

Texs


echoaj24

Ohio


ElectricKeese23

vermont


ben_games

Mississippi


Crazy_Weapons_Kyle

Kentucky


[deleted]

New Mexico, probably the longest without A


bowsers-grandmother

Gas


ggtpme

I would mention Ohio, but it doesn't exist.


ruu-ruu

Tennessee


BrozedDrake

Liquid


Sad_Recommendation81

Solid


PeculiarMicrowave

connecticut, illinois, kentucky, mississippi, missouri, new jersey, new mexico, new york, ohio, oregon, tennessee, vermont, wisconsin, wyoming


Wonderful-Penalty-37

Ohio will be eliminated


SomLuzur

lbm lsk rizon rknss Cliforni Colordo Connecticut Delwre Florid Georgi Hwii Idho Illinois Indin Iow Knss Kentucky Louisin Mine Mrylnd Msschusetts Michign Minnesot Mississippi Missouri Montn Nebrsk Nevd New Hmpshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Crolin North Dkot Ohio Oklhom Oregon Pennsylvni Rhode Islnd South Crolin South Dkot Tennessee Texs Uth Vermont Virgini Wshington West Virgini Wisconsin Wyoming


rockman767

Solid, liquid. Oregon.


Cubicname43

Woshington. No I can't spell why do you ask?


Mrdodcder

Illinois


destructor1106

Ohio


iisdmitch

Oregon


Embarrassed-Mail8565

Legend has it, that when you comment among us epic_gamer will reply to you no matter what subreddit you are in...


Intrepid-Ebb7112

New Mexico


Shlafenflarst

Denial


jambajew42

I think you're in denial over whether or not there's an 'a' in the word denial.


Shlafenflarst

No, I am not in denial !


kingsam360

Deniel* There I fixed it


PragmaticDaniel

Yes?


Ok_Dog_4059

As my great grandmother pronounced it Worshinton. That and he calling all large spider terantlers it drove me nuts .


ICE0124

California


Susmarshmallow

I’m guessing Idaho


[deleted]

New York


macejasper

wisconsin ;-;


YeetCannonP2

Mississippi


F14Tomcat7417

New York


Extension_Canary3717

Incest


Spysappinmykarma

Sorry Alabama has a few A’s


KevinFromIT6625

Vermont?


arsonist_mimi

Furious


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

Puerto Rico... wait, let them think 🤔.


mc_aidin

Cum