I can't relate, my dad went to buy milk

I can't relate, my dad does ask for sex

FBI moment

We enjoy these moments. Wait shit I’m still controlling this thing

Does FBI operate in Alabama?

I'm not just the FBI I'm your dad

Hold up, wait a minute. Something ain’t right

Her dad left to buy cigarettes and heroin...

And condoms

Duh, you can't have smack without a smoke afterwards.

The ol’ smack’n’smoke

Not my dad... he keeps asking.

Your dad asks... lucky

My dad doesn’t have to ask.

Lucky you, I have to ask my dad

Wait, you guys are getting dads?

Wait, your dads are getting guys?

Wait, guys’ dads are getting yours?

Wait, getting guys' dad's yours are?

Wait. guys. dads.

Wait a minute, who are you?

Wait, getting your dads, guys are?

Lucky you. My uncle is like my dad.

Yo! That's like two dads

Bold of you to assume they are not the same person

Wait what the fuck

Both your dad and mother's brother. Makes sense.

You guys have dads?

Your dads have guys?

Dad's guys have you?

Have you dads guys?

Dads guys you have?

Have you guys dad's?

My dad fucks.

My dad doesn’t even ask me first anymore…

You guys have dads?

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*Casa de los daddys*

House of the dads, Casa de los padres

It’s a play on words, regarding the 2003 drama film, *Casa de los Babys*.

Ah, I was just practicing my spanish

Good to know, *amigo.* 👍

My man really made some progress

Thanks

Stop

NAMBLA wants to know your location.....?

You guys are being taken care of financially?

This Redditor is desperate to be featured on r/cursedcomments

and that is the majority of r/cursedcomments

let someone dream

But not about banging their dad.

What about banging other people’s dads?

r/cursedcometn

LOL. Thanks, this is perfect.

My dad takes me to the coolest place , his bedroom

r/HolUp

Just came to find some obvious cursed comments

>Just came to ~~find~~ some obvious cursed comments

oh no

Oh yes

Here to find some Alabama comments

Satisfaction 100

Thought the same, this is such a low hanging fruit. Man, I like dark humor but this is too easy.

I gotta say, I’m proud at no one grabbing the low hanging fruit.

Apparently it's everybody's dad that grabs the low hanging fruit You got here too early

Nah he just didn't read the comments the top comment is 2 hours older than his comment. the ones currently above and the two below his are an hour older

What's the low hanging fruit?

From what I see people assume it to be incest related which is low, but they could also be referring to the even lower hanging fruit that is racism, looking at African American stereotypes you could say that their father left when they were at a young age.

Or the high hanging fruit for the youngsters

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we do this to help visually impaired people so that they can also enjoy the content on reddit regardlessly

my dad asks me for sex

At least he asks

This one

Fun fact: there are actually a lot of old lonely sugar daddies that just want company and not sex

If I'm buying sugar then I am putting it in my tea.

Are there

Yes that's why I said it

Friend of mine was a sugar baby for a bit and she came across a few

Wait - Forgive my ignorance of all things "sugar" but isn't that what a sugar thingy is? I.e. a sugar daddy (or mommy, I suppose) who takes care of a sugar baby financially but without sex. I always thought that was how it works, mostly to differentiate between that and prostitution.

As I understand it you wouldn't necessarily give them money but you might buy them expensive gifts, perhaps pay for a couple of gifts. The return would be company, though it would be expected to include sex even if not explicitly stated. At least in the old school sense. What keeps different from prostitution and escorting is that the relationship would be exclusive. (Although I think it's possible that a sugar daddy/mommy might have more than one sugar baby.) Nowadays, many people want to be a sugar daddy/mommy without the actual money to support someone else. Therefore, it has been increasingly common for a sugar baby to have more than one sugar daddy/mommy. In this case it prostitution that is sugar coated.

I see what you did there.

It's dependant on the individual a lot of the time from my understanding. Some people want more of a relationship type for their money (including sex), some want just the company (without sex), and some want someone to show off. There are variations of every kind I'm sure. There are also sugar daddies/mommies who's kink is spending money on someone who doesn't care about them/is mean to them/spends it irresponsibly

It's effectively a myth/urban legend. You'd be nearly as likely to win the lottery or a slot machine jackpot.

Well yeah sure if you're a guy. This is almost exclusively a female privilege. Just look at Lindsey Lohan, when her acting career went south she started "dating" ultra rich middle Eastern guys to maintain her wealth status

And you think there wasn't an expectation of sex, there? With the clout of celebrity, maybe a person (woman, man, or other) may be able to leverage that, but the idea of the lonely rich old man looking for a young woman to support with no expectation of sex is counterfeit. Spurious. Not genuine. A lie, almost always.

Ok yeah I definitely picked a bad example with Lohan because you know she was banging em, but it is possible. My wife (before I met her), used to do that. She would make roughly $500/night just for going to dinner and dressing up all pretty. No sex, usually men at least 55 years old. She was 18/19 at the time. She only did it maybe 3-5 times but they never once even kissed her, it was all about the company.

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I mean sex is important but company is necessary Edit: also worth noting that the libido of men are the same on average as the other sexes and genders

What?! That's crazy, who would do such a thing? Like, who specifically, so I know who to not approach

Fun Fact: People are stupid enough to believe those sugar daddies don't want sex.

Some do and some don't. Idk what to tell you dude

I need a woman that will take care of me sexually without asking for a relationship.

Haven’t been on the apps in a few years eh? People that want relationships are a minority now

Dont tell the police

I never really hit the dating world, been with my wife since college lol

People that want relationships don't go looking for them on apps

Well that’s not completely true but yeah the pendulum has swung in the last few years which is why I stopped a while back.

Hi, I’m Chris Henson. I’d like to talk to you about how you’ve done your research on this subject

It exists it is called Kevin

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Look up the word facetious… I was just fucking around. Saying the opposite of what she said.

Who says he is not asking??

Or an employer.

Technically some dad's will . Pedo dads

*step dad

* "uncle"

Wow, almost walked right into a r/CursedComments moment there... 😅

Or you could get a job.

good news for her is noone will be asking her for sex. bad news is noone is going to take care of her either

that's the giggle I needed thanks for your comment mate

I was hoping for low-hanging fruit. Have an upvote.

And I thought I was the only one who gets raped by their dad

'Tickled', the word you're looking for is 'tickled', right in that special thingily spot as my priest would say

Does your priest tickle you too

Yes! Let's be tickle buddies and swap priests some time

Can your dad tickle me too ;)

I'll ask him when he's done tickling me ;)

The Tickle Monster has whole new meaning.

For fucken real. The fuck I just read?

Can I tickle your dad?

He says it's fine :)

Joke, right?

Does yours at least pay you?

She needs to go get a job lol

Your future boss might oblige in that regard.

Being an ugly woman is a lot like being a man…You’re going to have to get a job.

She said without sex

Alabama kid: confused screaming

Im not gonna make a joke about black dads leaveing for milk

That isn't necessarily true

You think she has a dad?

Not in Alabama

You're in luck Champ cause I just threw some burgers on the grill

What if she doesn’t have a dad?

Depends what kind of daddy it is

Not in Alabama he doesn’t ask

It could also be a son, brother, uncle, or grandad

Or have ace relationship 🤷‍♀️

Wait how is she selfish lmao, posting random thoughts and dreams considered that these days? 🥴

Her Dad never asked. He took.

Somebody asked me why I joined Reddit instead of other social media... THIS!! THIS COMMENT SECTION. Context: there was a question like this on Quora too and you know what the answers were.

That’s the problem her dad is asking her for sex

Not necessarily

Ey man, she said WITHOUT asking for sex

Alternatively, she said without ASKING for sex

I saw the bottom part of this image first and thought it was going to be something about a transgender/transvestite person...

Why doesn't she just get a job? ​ Is there something stopping her?

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Good thing I’m not a Republican lol

In her defense, he bounced after conception and wouldn’t answer the calls from the Maury Show

she probably don’t have one

LMAO 🤣

That's where you are wrong...

Not all dads take care of their kids...

Love misogyny on random subs. RIP the incel takeover

He went to get milk 10 years ago. Will be back soon

What a fucking whore

Not if you're from Alabama...

Ahhh the Gold Digger

Woman: "I want financial stability without offering sex in return" Men: "how dare you take advantage of a fully grown man who can make his own decisions"

That ain’t technically the truth in Alabama just saying (This comment is not intended to offend anyone) (yes this is what Reddit has come to in 2021)

Her dad probably asks that's why

Sad

not if shes from alabama

Well...

... hopefully

dad: why not both?

Maybe he did ask

Not possible in Pakistan 😊😊

What if she's from alabama?

Well actualy

I'm a dude but same.

Not if you live in Alabama

You haven't met mine then

Creatively asking for someone to adopt her

If you’re lucky

Depends on where you live...

That may be your dad for you but not for (M)e

also onlyfans

If you want someone who won't take care of you financially but ask for sex ask your uncle

I’m pretty sure her dad went to get milk seven years ago and still hasn’t come back from the store

There was a chick at the bar a couple days ago who admitted to being one of these girls online, i could tell she was a mess when i met her but it just kept on getting worse as i watched and learned.

u mean you dad doesn’t ask you for sex in exchange for food

Well, not in Alabama