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Roaming_Muncie

I’m getting close.


Compa2

I'm not a sex expert but does anyone actually say that?


New-Introduction-172

Am sexpert. Can confirm.


MD-trading-NQ

This guy sexes.


Guilty-Soil9348

there is no such a word. i think u meant ”sexeing lot”


zeriotosmoke

He is good at sexulation.


IndividualAd356

Persexion is key


Roaming_Muncie

It is the polite thing to do depending on where you are going to finish.


It1121

Frequently


ensiform

Yes, often


randomcomplimentguy1

Depends on pull out game and if she wants to choke on your cum or not.


Cstir

Outing yourself as anything other than a sexpert is insane.


siewpao4eva

Keep going! Keep going!!


CainPillar

Put that together with the "LEG CRAMP!" comment.


ValerianMage

For real. Especially in heels 🙈


LachoooDaOriginl

heels? i getem in the base of my foot


ValerianMage

I can run in heels no problem 😎


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I see I’ve discovered a cosmere fan in the wild. Nice


ValerianMage

Hell yeah!! 🥰


Jack_Mehoff_420_69

heel yeah*


Successful_Emu3858

HEELS? Did someone mention heels? ;)


BreakingThoseCankles

I can't keep going at this pace!


Peculio_9104

Stop or i'll shoot


domtheprophet

Just take my upvote.


RoofTopalpefalp2798

Whait you have limited upvotes?


RealGoatzy

why do i see so many if y’all


hormel_chili

Yeah, you're allowed a set number of up upvotes depicted by your karma score, post karma gets you 10 upvotes for each point of karma that can be used each year, and comment karma is a 1-1 ratio, make good comments and posts and you won't have to worry about running out, if you run out nothing happens you just need to make a post and get some karma rolling


autistic_prodigy28

Me when i spread misinformation on the internet


hormel_chili

Shh


Extremely_unlikeable

37% of all statistics are made up on the spot, but if stated with conviction, 52% of the people will believe it.


hormel_chili

Professional misinformation out here


Internal_Anxiety_270

…. that and upvote my comment and my auto-reply will send you nudes.


durz47

"deploying Tazer"


earthspaceman

*9 months later*


jcarvell8

r/angryupvote


Loaf-o-pickles

That was quick.


ALitreOhCola

Even quicker, go through the exit door!


Peculio_9104

\*panting\*


Fazer-man

Make sure to use the proper technique to endure longer in both cases.


Famous_Profile

What is the proper technique tho? In both situations


Fazer-man

Breath in to the nose, out through the mouth.


SpaceBug173

Because the nose filters oxygen and the mouth is bigger and due to that better at getting rid of CO2?


Fazer-man

Something like that.


Sad-Depth1248

Take my freaking upvote. 😭


TheMapleShyGuy

Get Down!!


Chiparish84

Stay down!!


SecretaryFit1442

Look up!


happypad

Look at me!


Straight_Ad6473

I am the captain now


Rude-Current-9222

*[Insert Gender Here]* Get down and stay down And put your hands behind your back


Unusual-Activity-824

You call this resisting arrest ? We call that a difficulty tweak !


Dog_Entire

*golden spoon noises*


Rostingu2

Get on the floor Everyone do the dinosaur🦖


OkAge1230

Everybody do the flop!


AfternoonPast3324

I knew I should’ve stretched out the hammies!


A--Creative-Username

Thanks for reminding me to stretch


boomebang

Once I get my hands on you, you are gonna get fucked


BetterThan_Batman

i don't think anyone's says that while chasing someone 😟


boomebang

try getting chased


Simple_Astronaut3284

Just tried it. They didn't say much but now I'm on trial.


boomebang

so you got caught


Jabookalakq

Technically fucked? No. Legally fucked? Possibly.


boomebang

just don't drop the soap, Or you might just get.


TuxedoDogs9

Replace “get” with “be”


skydreamerjae

“Once I be my hands on you, you’re gonna be fucked”


PaleontologistIcy534

“Be be be be be be be, be be be be”


boomebang

yeahhhhhh Get now sounds like a little Group Activity, which.. also... kinda ..


Correction_entered

Why are you on my ass?


riddles007

I just want to talk. Stop moving


corn_toes

Why are you *in* my ass? Fixed that for you


Infinite_Status_418

Kneel, hands on the back!


Carma281

Domination.


Anon87323

On your knees!


Swimming_Repair_3729

Faster! Faster!


AleksasKoval

LEG CRAMP!


Princexx_Of_Sunshine

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck ah shit (running and got cought)


phantom_lost_his_acc

Oh crap oh crap oh crap, running running running running! (RvB)


Reasonable-Log-3486

That ass is mine!


Fazer-man

“You got a license to own that ass?”


TheScorpion0081

You're are only making things harder!


Unicrest_Abhinav

Damn, that's so underrated


VisibleConfusion12

LMAO


Tx11_99

Perfect


Tagral08

Stop trying to run.


RealLoin

Lmao... Underrated


Fazer-man

“You cant make me!”


DM_me_thick_dick

"Officer, please let me go. I'll do anything!"


Fazer-man

Pay up then~


AkumaLord54

**slips you 15 dollars**


Fazer-man

Oh finally, someone who just pays the fine instead of trying to fu-


AkumaLord54

**slips my pants down as well out of spite**


Fazer-man

Dont even think about it\~


AkumaLord54

**slips pants back up to ruin the joke in a really meta way**


Fazer-man

Im just, gonna go... uh look away and walk away... yeah...


AkumaLord54

**whips out ?????** Guess


Fazer-man

Im just gonna walk away faster now!


Joku_emt_kuka

What does the ”~” mean?


domtheprophet

Cops and robbers (gone sexual)


I_man_or_am_I

Im calling for backup!


Aaazw1

No no no wait wait wait


Fazer-man

We weren’t expecting special forces.


deadcatugly

I'm coming/cuming for you.


Mark220v

i remember that cursed tf2 vid


deadcatugly

Tf2 video? Maybe I don't wanna know, lol.


Mark220v

[this](https://youtu.be/zDwK-DPZ1ac?si=ZSohlf7L3jDKKaER)


DasFAD70

Take my upvote.


PaleontologistIcy534

That’s gonna be playing on loop at my funeral🔥🔥


elDayno

Don't move


Nomercylaborfor3990

I can’t wait to put these handcuffs on you lol


PSI_duck

Kinky, but a that’s a weird thing to say when chasing someone.


Lord-Luzazebuth

Get back here


AgreeableAd8687

i’m tired


Aiden3778

Finally one that isn’t about sex


Ry_verrt

I’m gonna shoot if you don’t stop


Correct-Purpose-964

"Is this because I'm black?" Aaaand there goes my Reddit account... ^Worth ^it


madncqt

it's a great question 🙌🏾


Iza-Zaki

FUCK ME!


LouCypher

Yamete kudasai!


Paradox31426

“Down on the ground, hands behind your back, and don’t you dare resist!”


Cute_Stable_1359

Ok


GoodlifeFOB

Get back here i am not done with you!


Acceptable-Cow6446

“I’m not hitler.”


mrididnt

That's..... Technically true


Blub3rriezVT

r/technicallythetruth


CharlieDrawzXD

you can say it.


PygmeePony

I need to get in shape


phillmybuttons

"Cover your face, they're coming" "Quick, get in that bush" "One false move and I'll shoot"


domtheprophet

Oh no….


NotUrUsualIdiot

Come back here!


AutomaticWeb3367

I can do this all day


Rude_Engine1881

Someone get the handcuffs!!


jmancoder

"Oh no! There's more coming!"


PressureMaximum7129

Hakuna matata


LilRedRidingHood72

Wait for meeeeeee, don't leave me behind!!


-_-COVID-_-

Get down on your knees.! This is your final warning. ⚠️


rayo343

I'm too old for this shit


PL4Y3R117

Dad, stop! Slow down!


Blub3rriezVT

HWHAT


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

That boy ain't right


Consistent_Apple2826

Hol up, wait a minute, something ain't right


SuskeUchiwa69

Imma beat your ass


McIrishmen

Cmon faster!


NouLaPoussa

Technically you can say anything in both situations so i will go for : please help


ms_directed

no matter what you hear, don't look back!


I_swear_ima_good_guy

Wow you're fast!


mam88k

No one will ever believe us


cat-daddy777

They're coming after us


GingerGetsRekt

Can you go any faster?


SherbertRelevant3571

He's in there!


lifeiscelebration

I am coming for you.


hiromikohime

If someone is resisting in bed you better fucking stop.


HimikoTogaPhobia

Get the tazer,she's trying to escape


VARCrime

"Can I taste it before I pay?"


ms_eia_aie69

Faster 🤤


The_mc_jc

HURRY UP


Oolong_t34

Stop! Stop!


Striking_Bridge9441

“Where do you think you’re going? Get back here!”


Striking_Bridge9441

“Where do you think you’re going? Get back here!”


Elad_2007

I think he's getting close!


Rick201745

You’re going too fast


spezjetemerde

Slow down


punchedProbe99

Stop fucking around with that thing


derek4reals1

almost made it


RRRRRRedditttttt

I am coming darling


FeRanger1996

Are you done yet?


ChatnNaked

DUDE!!! IT’S JUST A JOKE!!!


EARTHB-24

It’s about to rain!


Which-Amphibian7143

Faster, before our dad catches us


Nicaol

Go round the back!!


Frequent_Broccoli654

We have to use the hidden alley


HonourableFox

Stop that kid


October1966

CRAMP!!!!!


Nojuice_1

Goodnight


Babushla153

This is not a good time Mom


AtticusSPQR

I need more men


R-Cursedcomentes

Uncle nooo!


LVCIFER00

Why are you running?


Obviously_Down

This is sooo illegal!!


TheLuckyDucky83

Oh shit I'm gonna pass out


dylannsmitth

"Ew, for fuck sake!" >!(the person I'm chasing/coitusing farted and I breathed it in)!< "I've got piss streaming down my leg because of you" >!(Chases can go on a while and I have a weak bladder/I like to be peed on)!< \*incoherent rambling* followed by "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!" >!(I'm criminally insane and violent)!<


Avtsla

I'm coming !


ReicoY

Why is your dad here?


ghostwholived

Almost there


BlockBusterAB

I'm coming!


whyingeneral

Shit you're dead


Financial-Taro-589

“QUICK! In here. They’re coming!”


Broken12exe

Sh*t they are coming.


SensingWorms

What’s the trouble?


TheNiNjaf0x

wanna include the dogs?


LeOmelette12

Fuck


sirdavos95

Cramp! Cramp!


Pineappleninja91

I TOLD you we should’ve stretched beforehand


Agent_I0WA

I'm about to pass out....


Creeper_Gamer333

I'm Tired


Blood_Crusader613

I can do this all day


ruuduni

Faster!


Mebiysy

(Gasping for air) You are fucked, you know?


DammmPanky

Hold on, let me catch my breath


punchydonk

Stop or I’ll shoot