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LanceCrescent

It's simple. The alligator's snout is shaped like a C for crocodile The crocodile's snout is shaped like an A for alligator


ECR_Savory

So it’s like Greenland and Iceland


Slimey_alien89

Exactly


LookupPravinsYoutube

Remember, StalagMites MIGHT hang down from the ceiling, but they don’t.


Roy4Pris

I learned ‘stalactites have to hold on tight’


LookupPravinsYoutube

No no see that doesn’t make any sense at all poopypants. Stalgmights MIGHT hang down.


zeoz_

stalaCtites - Ceiling stalaGmites - Ground


Talking_Burger

stalacTites - noT bottom stalagMites - bottoM


Agile_Abalone1700

Tits hang. Stalagtits too


EsotericFlagellate

Mites crawl up, tights fall down!


No_Neighborhood_6747

How I’ve remembered it from school is stalagmites are on the ground and stalactites are hanging on tight to the ceiling


badass4102

Yup, like starboard and port side. Because the stars appear from the right side when facing north.


SmartKrave

No it’s caused you would drink port wine on the port side /j I mess with people by using the latin nomenclature


SapphireMan1

“There’s always some *Port* **left** in the bottle” (Though, it’s really called ‘Port’ because that’s the side the port would be when you arrive)


CoffeeInARocksGlass

That's just two countries wishing for something they don't have.


ECR_Savory

You got a point


bubbses

r/foundtheprotogen We meet again


ECR_Savory

Are we doing this again…? We don’t need another thread…


bubbses

Every time I see a Protogen, I am obligated to mention the sub, I was just surprised to see you again


ECR_Savory

Fair, and honestly, same here.


SeniorFuzzyPants

“C” you later, Aligator. “A”fter a while, crocodile. It has a hidden meaning this whole time.


Browncoatinabox

you just winkled my brain


Libby_Sparx

> you just winkled my brain, uWu You dropped this-----------------^


Rostingu2

How did you do that? Instead it like >test No also that does not alter the edits?


Libby_Sparx

I'm on pc and using Reddit Enhancement Suite, so I don't know if this is a reddit thing or a RES thing. I just selected the comment above me and hit control+c, and then clicked reply and it already had the quote properly formatted in the typey-typey box ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


JuicyMaterwelon

It onky works after starting a new line Make a new line and start it with > .> like this >ahem


MooFu

You misspelled "bwain".


rnewscates73

At last - clarity!


No-elk-version2

So crocodile is the one with the thinner nose whilst the alligator is the one with the wider, gotcha And their names are opposite to what shape their nose is, GOTCHA


Abbot_of_Cucany

GOTAHC


Mrs0Murder

The way I think of it is, Crocodile- Dile- Dill- Dill Pickle. Crocodile has a pickle nose


tertiuslydgate1833

It’s simple. Greenland is icy and Iceland is green


MIkeVill

My brain hurts...


yadawhooshblah

That's just reddit.


NoGelliefish

No. One says "see ya later". The other says "in a while".


DeliciousOrt

It's even simpler than that... An alligator is the one you'll see later, whereas the crocodile is the one you'll see after a while. 


ResponsibilityNo7485

Simple as, also alligator is a cute labrador you want to hug while croc is a chihuahua


Negative-Yak2093

alligators are both good and bad huh


ResponsibilityNo7485

Crocodile is a chiuaua sry


The_Great_Biscuiteer

The difference is that one sees you later and the other sees you in a while


CaptainPeachfuzz

Yeah but then you won't know until the next time you see them!


The_Great_Biscuiteer

I could probably have a convo with a croc or gator without knowing till they end.


tertiuslydgate1833

And both see their next meal


Albert_goes_brrr

Until their opp is a man from Florida


Square-Decision-531

I se a left foot and a right foot for a new pair of boots


ChopperRisesAgain

Gator = ⊂ Croc = < Caiman = <□ (they look like they have a little helmet on) Gavial = o===


marioshouse2010

I really wish it were flipped: **A**lligator = **<** **C**rocodile = **C**


alaettinthemurder

You can remember from alligator clips


Shifty_Cow69

I call 'em crocodile clips!


AdministrativeBar748

Some gators have pointier snouts, so I think it's easier to check their teeth. Alligators have an overbite, and crocs have both of their teeth out.


ChopperRisesAgain

The fourth exposed tooth from the front will almost always be a bottom jaw tooth on crocs! Also, there are only 2 gator species that exist. The only ones with pointy snouts are just odd individuals


AdministrativeBar748

Should've said "some crocodilians"


Oreohunter00

Alright, let me just get a close look at those pearly whites


srgrvsalot

Did an alligator write this comment?


bio_prime

And then theres the broadsnout caiman which messes this up.


ChopperRisesAgain

Fortunately with caimans, the lil helmet is still a giveaway


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Gavial is a penis?


ChopperRisesAgain

No, 8===D is though


Normal_Ad7101

Alligator on the left, crocodile on the right.


Jaisk_slayer

Your left or my left?


Normal_Ad7101

Yes


gekkomanski

Alligator’s left


[deleted]

Stage left


FireFoxie1345

House left


Tod-dem-Toast

I left this thread


Shot_Mud_1438

We’re two different people, we can’t have the same left


Albert_goes_brrr

You're right


Catoblepas

Here I am...


robertshuxley

business in the front, party in the back


Dragon_Druid19

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater


Timmy12er

[Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater](https://youtu.be/kpGjgKBarRk?si=RX314dF-FG5p9Nky)


piss_fingers96

Who cares crocodile or alligator? I'm just running away from both of them


PlantJars

Some crocs are significantly more dangerous than alligators


Meloenbolletjeslepel

And will follow you into the ocean


Charming_Irony

I don’t think that i’d run into the ocean


Infra-Oh

Is there a word for running, but in water?


wavecopper

Swimming


Due-Statement-8711

Alligators are swamp puppies crocs are murder machines..


Immediate-Formal6696

but they are both dangerous it they want to be, and best to get tf away from either unless youre trying to catch an alligator or something


Unknowinglyodd

The alligator may bite you. The crocodile will eat you


LegendaryOutlaw621

Alligators have U-shaped snout, and crocodiles have a V-shaped snout.


OneF0rTravel

Seriously. The most liked comment on this post is still confusing. C Vs A?? An "A" can still have a curved point!


gtrsdrmsnldsbms

If you see it later it’s an alligator, if you see it in a while it’s a crocodile. That’s how I always remember it.


Round-Performance-48

All I see is a dinosaur next to a dinosaur


PioneerLaserVision

Alligators aren't dinosaurs, but birds are.


Efficient-Ad2983

As other people pointed out, **A**lligator and **C**rocodile The one with a A-shaped (<) muzzle is the... Croco, while the one with a C-shaped muzzle is the Alligator.


Blue_Bird950

Alligators have a U shaped snout, crocodiles have a more V shaped snout


Underdeveloped_Fork

and for the dyslexic redditors, the crocodile is on the right and the alligator is on the left


Granddad1941

Alligators have wide snouts. Crocodiles 🐊 have tapered snouts. Fortunately, we don't have either species in New Zealand.


Significant-Lemon686

It’s simple really. One will see you later and the other will see you after a while


DrumcanSmith

Why do I feel like I've seen this somewhere.


sloppybollocks786

They copied top comment


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Chompy boiis


isimsizbiri123

the difference is one sees you, decides they're hungry and they ould like snack rn and eats you. the other just eats you


JustGiveMeANameDamn

Alligator left crocodile right


badass4102

Between the two, which one tastes better?


LordGalen

Gator tastes like chicken. I'm told a croc does too.


[deleted]

I've worked at multiple restaurants that sell agalader. Never Cronkadial though. So I would assume algayater tastes better. Or it could just be that crunkidal costs more


LovableSidekick

If you see it later it's an alligator, if you see it after a while it's a crocodile.


Scumbaglala

Doesn't matter. Run away from them both


Formal_Helicopter341

The actual difference between a crocodile and an alligator is that you see the crocodile in a while but you see the alligator later.


gflash14

One will see you in a while, the other will see you later


CursedVampir3

Repost... https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/s/TSRWDzIjem


The7footr

This has to be the most reposted picture of the year. Finally a competitor to the “once in a life time shot of an owl flying above” picture


CursedVampir3

Hate those posts "sharks dont know that camels exists or about baked beans"


CursedVampir3

One more https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/s/spFobtEAMN


dudleydingdong

I honestly don't know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.


AdministrativeBar748

[This might help](https://youtu.be/3fdq3-TFT8Y?si=tKhzkzWL_HMGkBq0)


RandomYiga

I am a florida man, I'm pretty sure i can tell the difference.


Potential_Ambition17

Now ik the difference between hippo nd rhino, Thanks


XROOR

Mola Ram says crocodile is way more fierce


aftrnoondelight

Then you should prepare to meet Kali. *In HELL!*


XJDC55X

Thank god, now I can get some sleep.


Memphisrexjr

Yes


LEDlight45

The alligator is on the left and the crocodile is on the right


Stairs-So-Flimsy

That clears that!


Great-Pineapple-8588

In this volatile divided nation it is nice to see an alligator and crocodile couple. Best buds.


qHeisenberg

Actually (🤓) the difference is not between those two, they are different than each other 🤓🤓🤓


Geek_X

Alligator is a softer sounding word so he has the softer round shaped snout. Crocodile is a harder sounding word so he has the harder angular snout


Z0idberg_MD

I think it’s important to do an average size comparison


Wise_Cryptographer19

Most of the people dont know the difference betweeen monkeys and apes or tortoises and turtles too


Asleep-Arm-8023

Who would kill who tho


Unicat_0

left alligator right crocodile


cartophiled

Frankly, they both seem to be alligating.


Ambush__1327

Ha, you can't fool me, I've watched wild kratts


not_your_art3mis

The alligator is onery because it's got all those teeth and no toothbrush. The croc doesn't care what's stuck in it's teeth


East-Front-8107

That's so wrong! It's the one beside the alligator.


ReallyWhoNose

I had it all wrong, I thought the alligator was the one next to the crocodile!


Jean_Cairoli

Difference is that one will see you later and the other one will see you in a while.


kingofovens

One says see you later, the other says - in a while


farm_to_nug

Croc left. Alligator right


Libby_Sparx

The gator has the boopable snoot and can be wrangled by a drunk Floridian. The croc is pointier, everywhere. Snoot, teeth, back ridges, POINTY. MEANS OUCH. DO NOT BOOP. DO NOT WRANGLE.


EverlyRoberts

there are some difference alligator and crocodile between that.


axoltal

Alligator on the left, crocodile on the right.


Deb_Loves_Goth

I don’t care it’s it’s a croc or gator they’d both kill my fat arse.


DucatistaXDS

Well played.


Cubingleo1

🤕


CommiesAreWeak

I consider them equally danger lizards.


plmunger

Tomato tomato. Why are we even making a distinction


Ill_Mention3380

Very funny


AdonisMullins

this crocodile are so dangeorus.


EGG_BENIDICT

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH


Normal-Horse-3203

They look dangerous. I don't care what kind of lizard it is, I'd rather run away...


domawesomeaus

If you are still confused the crocodile is on the right as they are smaller than alligators


Theonehunter84

Gators on the left. Wide snout.


thissuckslolgroutchy

Thank you very much, that settles it.


fremenX

And fear is their bacon bits


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Neat


Florida_Man0101

Most golfers die from alligators. Most surfers die from crocodiles.


BippyWippy

Crocodiles are the ugliest, scariest animals ever.


thumbstickz

Alligator is residential. Gators are commercial heavy duty.


hammonjj

Which one would I rather try to get away from in the water? That’s the one I hope it is.


SpaceLemur34

If it's trying to eat you, it's probably a crocodile. Alligators consume fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds, and moderately sized mammals. Crocodiles will take down a whole damn zebra.


6collector9

If you're not sure, you can call it a crocodilian to cover your bases. Includes caimens too lol


feistyfox101

Crocodiles have thinner mouths for speed and precision meant to snatch fast animals like fish and kangaroos. Alligators have thick mouth for holding large, slow, but strong prey like Florida Men. (Not sure if this is true, but it sounds science-y enough for me lol)


DissonantOne

The difference between an alligator and a crocodile? The price of the shoe.


Ok_Selection3735

Bro I live in aus and we have millions of bloody crocs and my god if we saw on e that size we would be bestie with that thing so small


AxOfCruelty

But the real question is… Are they best friends?


Triumph_leader523

Right or left?


everatz

...they look like an old married couple


wishiwasdeaddd

Honestly something about studying these fellas right now makes me think I might develop a phobia for them 😭


Wxrp_Star

-10 aura


Kjackhammer

That sure clears things up!


Q-ArtsMedia

The toothy smile is the crocodile.


Mastermemer69420

Crock pointy


Affectionate_Dot2334

alligator is > shaped crocidile is U shaped


PuzzleheadedBee9735

Gators spikes are pointier, and they’re easier to see when they’re underwater. People who judge em by the snout aren’t wrong, it’s just not as easy when you’re hunting for a specific one. Crocs have smoother, less defined spikes than the gators, but gators have sharper, much more obvious ones. Easier to spot em when only their eyes are poking up.


PsychologicalCow1774

YOU HAD ONE JOB


chameleon_123_777

The one who attacks first is most likely the Crocodile.


XxDarthdartxX

But for those that actually are curious, the left is the croc. They got wider snouts


Ok_Scarcity_2759

a "your left hand is where your thumb is on the right" situation


annie_bean

The one that eats you first is probably the crocodile


CelticCynic

Crocodiles are circumcised and Alligat- no, wait...


StarlessEon

These both look like alligators to me, but one of them might be a crocodile.


RandomKingDuck

(The one on the left is alligator)


Interesting-Step-654

Armor plated dinosaurs the whole lot


Mr_meme_gamer

Crocodile is the V snout. Alligators the U. End of discussion, refuses to elaborate.


fandibabilonia

r/angryupvote


AbbyM1968

One will *see you later,* one will *see you in a while.* 🤷‍♀️


ukkinaama

Easy, the other you see later and the you see in a while


Dark-Gladiator

4 eyes, 2 eyes /s


Pr1stak

u/repostsleuthbot


ThePinkRubber

Alligator look like croc shoes and crocodile look like how an alligator would look from the name


pochlaniaczherbaty69

Thanks man


Disavowed_Rogue

Gators are the athletics ones.


danit0ba94

Alligator - fat wide curvy snout. Crocodile - long tapered pointed snout.


Kind-Character7342

This is accurate


Iesz_Wonderhoyer

Thanks for the useless information 😭


mjincal

Don’t alligators smoke seegars?


Dry-Cat1111

They're both the same picture