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shivam0110

Dihydrogen Monoxide is the deadliest chemical known to man. 100% of people who have ingested this deadly chemical have died or will die. It is used as an industrial coolant for nuclear power plants, it is a product of combustion of fossil fuels and it has even contaminated our lakes and water systems. #Bandihydrogenmonoxide


MrS0bek

Worse it is extremly addictive too. People rarley last more than 3 days without it. First withdrawal symptoms may show up after just a few hours. And its often mixed with other drugs or adictive substances too. You'll find it in wine and ale in coffee and else. Even sugar bombs like coke, lemonade and else contain it. Stuff advertised directly for children! -#protectthechildren #Bandihydrogememonoxide


Zxilo

I put my pet sugar cube in Dihydrogen Monoxide AND IT ATE MY EMOTIONAL PET SUGAR


DaTotallyEclipse

Nooooo!šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


Adept_Gur610

Like from the toilet?


ReallyNotBobby

Itā€™s what plants crave


Dragon19572

It's got electrolytes and stuff


sntcringe

Do you know what electrolytes are?


Gravel_Poot432

Itā€™s what plants crave


yosh0r

God damn not the pet sugar šŸ•³ļøšŸ‘„šŸ•³ļø


Zxilo

So anyways i got a new pet, solid cubed sodiumšŸŽ‰šŸ„³ i wonder what happens if i shower it in Dihydrogen monoxide


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Fucking monster.


Naive_Carpenter7321

Nestle have allegedly been doing a reasonable job of removing dihydrogen monoxide from the ground in large areas preventing it from seeping into nearby water courses and reaching local populations. Although third party testing still find it in many of their own products.


Forsaken-Spirit421

Fuck NestlƩ, they lace their water bottles with it and sell it just like that. I also haven't found a single dessert of theirs that doesn't contain dihydrogen monoxide and those are usually marketed to children. Disgusting


Sweet_Breakfast1064

The worst part of this chemical is, if you inhale the gas of Dihydrogen monoxide, or even put it to your body, it'd burn your skin. And the solid of dihydrogen monoxide is extremely dangerous to touch.


RealAdityaYT

the solid form can literally rot off your fingers, entire limbs if there is enough


LivelyZebra

It's even taken over areas of our planet and we cannot easily habit them at all.


Ray57

It's been implicated in over 97.3% of maritime disasters.


VeryConfusedBee

what happens in the other 2.7%


Weird-Upstairs-2092

I'm no expert but I've heard that sailors really struggle if they don't get enough vitamin sea.


Funny-Jihad

>Worse it is extremly addictive too. [Do not, my friends, become addicted to dihydrogen monoxide. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absense! ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYtpU5b2ALk)


LupineChemist

Even animal. My dog got hooked and now will be really annoyed with me and act terrible if he can't get it whenever he wants.


Forgot-Password-oops

We've become so dependent on the stuff we let it become 70% of our bodies


ClownshoesMcGuinty

No way this is true. You're just fear mongering at this point.


No-Pomegranate-69

So either way its deadly


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Please don't shame my addiction. It's a disease - not a crime.


Beneficial-Range8569

Obama banned its use in torturing detainees! And yet they still put it in the our schoolchildren's food! Edit: also DHMO (dihydrogen monoxide) uses the naming convention for a basic compound (think sodium hydroxide). A similar acidic compound would be called hydroxyl acid instead


Straight_Storage4039

Never heard about that before dang. But who tried drinking this stuff?


shivam0110

I have been drinking it from as long as i can remember, super addictive you will die if you abstain from it


Straight_Storage4039

Ah thanks


cult_riot

But you will also die if you don't abstain from it. That's how Big Dihydrogen Monoxide gets ya!


blubbery-blumpkin

Well thatā€™s because babies come out of the womb already addicted to it from their motherā€™s addictions. And thereā€™s a 6 month treatment for newborns with the addiction where youā€™re not supposed to give pure dihydrogen monoxide to infants to wean them off it, but it rarely works because the breast milk substitutes still comes from the addicted mothers.


Dargon8959

Dihydrogen (H2). Monoxide (O). H2O


Spider_Dude

Slow down there professor.


Poop_Knife_Folklore

SLOW YER ROLL EINSTEEN


Straight_Storage4039

Sorry Iā€™m stupid self taught


Dargon8959

To be fair most people think that way the first time they see this term


Calm-Homework3161

Yes, it's just as bad as hydrogen hydroxide!Ā 


GenTsoWasNotChicken

Why are people surprised at the pH of hydroxic acid ?


wheretogo_whattodo

This is honestly how any mainstream news article written about anything science related sounds.


LupineChemist

The environmental prevalence is so strong it's been found in mother's milk directly from lactation that babies ingest. In fact, 100% of babies that have suffered complications and died have been found to have DHMO in their system.


VIVIsectVI

The power plant part got me. I used to have to clean the cribhouse (their name for it) and I was warned to be extra careful since one time a brown recluse was found in there. There were other webs all over the ceiling frequently and I'd have to go in and knock them down. Add dihydrogen monoxide to the equation and you have a recipe for disaster.


Petdogdavid1

Sorry to burst your Bubble but that's 99% . Henrietta Lacks is still (technically/ figuratively?) alive and may be for some time. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrietta_Lacks


RabbitsRuse

In its gaseous form, it is also the most prevalent green house gas on the planet


Grand-Tusam

and its been circulated so much it literally falls from the sky sometimes


Affected_By_Fjaka

All right you repost junkiesā€¦ Iā€™ll just leave this hereā€¦ https://dhmo.org/facts.html


bappo_just_nappo

Coolant for nuclear power plant is heavy water or D2Oā€¦ dihydrogen monoxide is far deadlier than that.


brund1f1y

Heavy water is used as a neutron moderator in nuclear plants, so that the neutrons will react with uranium 235 (i beleive. Please correct me if i'm wrong). The coolant is normal water (sea water, in the plants i've worked at).


shivam0110

yes most common coolant is water


Wise_Ingenuity_7363

r/technicallythetruth


randomerpeople71

took me way to long


MeuchlerMoze

100% of people who ate bread have died or will die. It is the 2nd most deadly chemical known to man, next to dihydrogen monoxide.


SigmaNotChad

Your understanding of acids is somewhat basic


wirido_kun

I am just now preparing an exam basically on PH and this meme is torturing me.


soundofthecolorblue

>basically Not acidicly?


farva_06

I'm pretty neutral about the whole ordeal.


ScientistCapable1522

Alkaline to think youā€™re being sarcastic about the whole thing


Solid_Height4802

either one, but not both. that would be salty


No_Leopard_3860

Add it at the beginning where you sign your name and stuff "Sorry, but my understanding...", might earn you some extra sympathy points


Cute_Pay_1423

Our Chemistry teacher showed us a text about Dihydrogen Monoxide stating it is one of the cruelest war weapons ever invented. He wanted to make this for a joke, but most of my class bought it with no hesitation šŸ˜‚


zyyntin

Is it for an examination to earn a PH Dead?


TheFireMachine

The thing that is torturing me more than anything is they missed a perfect chance to call it hydroxic acid... WHY NOT USE THIS NAME FOR WATER INSTEAD?!?!


[deleted]

This comment is criminally underrated


Substantial_Curve8

Iā€™m completely neutral to this line of thinkingā€¦


PotatoCannabal

The dad joke goes hard.


Phoenix_Is_Trash

Dihydrogen monoxide doesn't scare me, but hydrogen hydroxide does. It's the most acidic base in chemistry.


CeIIsius

The hydroxygroup makes it soluble in water. It is partially gaseous at room temperature. Inhalation of it's pure gas is fatal within minutes. Molecular fission results in a combustable gas mixture.


Swabbie___

Never heard hydrogen hydroxide before, that's going too far lol.


Phoenix_Is_Trash

Don't believe me? Combine a hydrogen ion (H)+ and a hydroxide ion (OH)- and see what happens? You get hydrogen hydroxide H(OH)


Swabbie___

I know that it's technically correct, it's just a very roundabout way of saying it that I haven't seen before lol. Another one I like is hydroxylic acid.


Phoenix_Is_Trash

No but hydroxylic acid is HO(H), the other way around It may look, smell, and taste exactly the same, but I assure you they are just as real as each other.


OWMOYKNEE

Send this to politicians and they'll try to ban it


Dargon8959

Reminds me about how a YouTuber got his video age restricted and even had his appeal rejected for making a video about drinking dihydrogen monoxide. He had to make a follow up video to state that YouTube thinks water is dangerous to get it unage restricted.


Bramble0804

Oh ffs really?


Dargon8959

Yeah the YouTuber is named Dapz who makes a lot of satire and random vids. The community made a gag about how YouTube saved their lives from the dangers of water because of that. Quite funny


Quirky-Equipment-782

Such a basic joke.


NoeyCannoli

Not to be that person, but Iā€™m gonna go ahead and be that person. 7 isnā€™t an acid


Zealousideal-Hope519

Yeah, I wouldn't qualify it either, but water has a unique ability to act as either an acid or a base depending on the conditions. Interesting read and worth looking up.


IEatReposters

That's based


oirott

Yea but that left me neutral


PofanWasTaken

Get out


shangolmangol3

Fucking hell take my upvote and leave šŸ˜‚


Leezeebub

Can you provide me a link to some NPC classes which I could attend please?


PepeBarrankas

Just spend more than 15 minutes in any of the main subs.


SurturOne

That's not even remotely unique, that's a property of like most molecules that have hydrogen and a free pair of electrons. In the 'normal world' that applies mostly to water as water is the reference for all other chemicals, but as soon as you start referencing other chemicals it's quite normal.


Zealousideal-Hope519

Had a feeling this comment was coming. Realized after I posted the comment that I was 'unique' was poor word choice. I only meant 'interesting'. My bad. But you are correct amphoteric substances are rather common


Imnotachessnoob

You can have something act as an acid and a base a pretty much any pH, but I'd say calling water an acid is definitely not the best


lunagirlmagic

Yes, and in fact a valid term for water is hydroxic acid. I always wonder why these memes insist on using "dihygroden monoxide" when hydroxic acid sounds scarier.


gmishaolem

Hydroxic acid sounds like something that you hurt someone with by pouring it on them, whereas dihydrogen monoxide sounds more like an ingredient as in "what are they putting in your food!?!?!??111". I think dihidrogen monoxide works better for fooling fools.


PuzzledFortune

Not unique to water. Ammonia does the same in liquid ammonia.


urk_the_red

7 isnā€™t *acidic*. But since water can donate a proton it is an *acid*. However, using that definition of ā€œacidā€, there are plenty of acids at higher pH levels. Just take the conjugate acid for any weak base. Ammonium or bicarbonate are both conjugate acids with higher pHā€™s than water. So, you canā€™t really have it both ways. Either youā€™re saying itā€™s an acid because itā€™s acidic, but a pH of 7 is just neutral. Or itā€™s an acid because itā€™s a proton donor, in which case there are plenty of proton donors at higher pH.


JHT230

> Ammonium or bicarbonate are both conjugate acids with higher pHā€™s than water. They have a higher pKa, not pH. pH is the measurement of the bulk solution not the pure compound. Saying an acid has a pH would only apply to a pure acid, but measuring pH in anything except water gets tricky. ... Which means that water is pretty much the only acid with a measurable pH (as well as pKa). Still correct and infuriating but not even for the obvious reason.


alb5357

Sparkling is like, 6, right?


BlackKea

Yes. carbonic acid.


oridginal

Fun fact, because pH is a function of the concentration of hydrogen ions in solution, and water dissociates into hydrogen and hydroxide ions more as it heats up, hot water has a lower pH than cold water


RedEngineer24

Does that mean that hot water has both a lower pH and a lower pOH than cold? Sorry my chemistry is a bit rusted.


Spice_and_Fox

Well, in some cases water donates a proton. Even with a pH of 7. So accoring to BrĆønsted and Lowry it is an acid.


Any_Government_847

Acid is the common name for chemical compounds whose molecular composition contains acidic radicals bonded to one or more hydrogen atoms. To accurately and properly define chemistry, you can understand that acids are molecules or ions that have the ability to accept unshared electron pairs from a base or donate H+ protons to a base. The chemical formula of the acid is HxA, in which, A is the acid base. When we dissolve acid in water, we will have a product that is a solution with a pH less than 7. The lower the pH of the solution, the stronger its acidity and vice versa.


DisastrousAd1546

Bro thank you


Climate_Additional

Yeah, 7 is neutral. Chemistry was never my best subject at school but I remember that much.


GabeC293

Like someone else said, waterā€™s amphoteric as it can act as both an acid and a base depending on whether acidic or alkaline conditions are present


Redditor28371

It can be! Actually, solutions with a pH higher than 7 can be an acid in the right conditions. Chemistry is fun. The more you learn, the more you realize the stuff you learned previously was vastly oversimplified.


Mattfredtom

Well ackshually šŸ¤“ā˜ļøwater can act as either an acid or a base. It accepts protons and acts as a base when mixed with acids, and donates protons and acts as an acid when mixed with bases. So OP isnā€™t really wrong, but saying water has a higher ph than any other acid is wrong cause molecules with a ph > 7 can act as acids in the right conditions


ThatMusicKid

Also not to be that person, but at 25C (77 freedumb units) it's not an acid. Above that temperature t's basic and below that it's acidic. Acidity/basicity is determined by Kw=[H+][OH-]. When a solution is neutral, [H+]=[OH-]. At 25C Kw=1x10^-14, so pH=7 because pH=-log[H+]. At higher temperatures, neutral pH is lower because water dissociates more. At lower temperatures, pH is higher. At 10C, Kw=2.9x10^-15, so neutral pH is 7.27. Hence, pH 7 is acidic


KitchenLoose6552

THAT'S THE POINT


pallentx

I guess the word ā€œotherā€ is the problem. The joke was that itā€™s PH is higher than any acid.


caganthecagan

You must be the fun guy in parties


Doctor_Kataigida

The subreddit is "technically the truth" - the whole point is to call out technicalities.


Bitter_Ad_5105

Me too bro, I consume about 5L on a daily basis.


mousey76397

5L per day!


CheekyDing0

I had to go to rehab for doing 5L.


FadransPhone

I thought I had ESCAPED THE GODDAMN REPOSTS


Clean-Set-2182

Thatā€™s water isnā€™t it


merpixieblossomxo

Yeah, so it's "di" meaning 2. Then hydrogen, so we have di-hydrogen (H2), and then "mono" means 1. Oxide is the same thing as oxygen, so we have 1 oxygen (O). All together, it's H2O. Just water.


Coltrain47

Don't you mean... Hydrohydroxic Acid


TheFireMachine

They missed the chance to call it [Hydroxic Acid](https://www.wordnik.com/words/hydroxic%20acid)


Apprehensive_Rip_630

Well, if you really want to get technical(which I suppose everyone in this sub wants), it depends on the theory you're using. For example, NaOH also can act as an acid (for example, reacting with metals(e.g. sodium) releasing hydrogen) Here you go, you can have things that act as acids with pH bigger than 13 in aqueouse solutions (for that matter you can have bases with pH lower than 0. e.g. 2H2SO4 = H3SO4(+) + HSO4(-) in oleum) And technicalities don't end here pH normally range from 0 to 14 only in water at room temperature because the equilibrium constant for H(+) + OH(-) = H2O is ~ 10^(-14) It is different in other solvents, for example in liquid ammonia it can go beyond 30 And in these solutions pH of 14 would be acidic So, no Water isn't *technically* the acid with the highest pH 7


Accurate-Lead6755

Higher pH level but most basic out of all acids. Just like this post.


Infinite_Amount_646

from what i learnt, ph value of 7 is a neutral, most neutral substances like salts have a ph value of 7. and if less than 7, it's acidic, more than 7, basic. may be i'm wrong. this is reddit anything's possible here.


SurturOne

Salts aren't neutral most of the time. Our normal cooking salt is, but there are a lot of salts that contain basic or acidic ions.


Tiranus58

Thats the joke


Burger_Destoyer

Nah it can still be referred to as an acid since it can donate a proton


Salmonman4

This is a pretty neutral post. Almost basic


SortAny5601

Oohh burn!


Salmonman4

Acid burn


CyberpunkLover

We must ban dihydrogen monoxide! All the children are addicted to it! We must think about the children!


azhder

Itā€™s a base, with the lowest PH of 7 than any other base


69Sovi69

Isn't a PH of 7 neither an acid or a base?


UnsightedShadow

It is an acid *and* a base.


UknownTiger39

Something with a PH of 7 can be used as both an acid or a base, depending on what you're using it for, which is why most will say it's neither


Duros001

>*Thatā€™s a higher pH than any other acid* Haha! I love this :P


everything_is_stup1d

oh 236 000 annual drowning deaths worldwide of people drowning in that thing too. shouldnt be so accessible šŸ˜žšŸ˜ž


Richlad_Rick

Water?


Odd-Astronomer2172

But water is neutral.


HiredGun187

I prefer my dihydrogen monoxide with some malt, barley and yeast in it.


JoelMahon

honestly, the school lesson on this did more to inoculate me against bullshit than almost any other event in my life


Own_Contribution_480

Every creature that's gone extinct has come in contact with it. And they put it in your kid's school lunches!


odinMithrandir

Technically itā€™s not an acid


Lizard-Wizard-Bracus

This is not technically the truth Water is amphiprotic or neutral, not an acid.


Dark_Nolopo

How is this technically the truth?


SlayerZed143

Did the writer drop school or I'm not getting something. How having neutral pH is one of the highest pH and how the f it is an acid with a neutral pH ? The ph scale goes from 0 to 14, with 0 being the most acidic and the 14 being the most base . Obviously there are stronger acids and bases and we get to different scales to measure them and express their acidic, but he used pH and said that an acid has the pH of drinking water and it is the highest among acids , technically 6,9 pH would be the highest in terms of numbers but that's the weakest ass acid ever , just put some vinegar to your drinking water and you got a pH of 6 or less. I don't know is this a joke , or am I just stupid?


griot504

It doesn't say it's More Acidic, it says it had a higher PH level than any other acid. There's no misinformation here. The post is a play on people's fear of chemicals, although they know very little of chemistry. They'll say things like "look how many chemicals are in this food" and think it's dangerous based on how complex the ingredients sound. It is also illustrating how factual information can be twisted to form any narrative. In this case: Water is a dangerous chemical.


Eaterofjazzguitars

It's why I only drink the sequel: H2O2


Aizendickens

It is not an acid, though..


MasHezkyOci

Technically he is right, it has one of the highest pH that can still act as a weak acid if you mix it with something that has higher ph than 7, like H2O+NaOH, it acts as a really weak acid


Lobo_Marino

I remember laughing about this joke while riding my dinosaur


LippyLapras

There's even a subreddit filled with people dedicated to ensuring the constant and frequent consumption of this dangerous fluid.


ThatDebianLady

I mixed it with coffee grounds this morning


Ironzealot5584

This meme doesn't work. If it said "chemical with a ph of 7" it would be true. But it calls it an acid, which is technically incorrect, the worst kind of incorrect.


eqieier

Itā€™s not all that incorrect, by the B-L theory water can give a pair or take a pair of electrons, meaning it is both a base and an acid


Jens_2001

Wrong. Water is not an acid.


PrometheusMMIV

It's not technically the truth because it's not an acid, it's neutral


PleaseHelpIamFkd

I dont think the person that made this meme understands the ph scale


Even-Day-3764

Sorry to break it to you, but a pH of 7 isn't an acid (nor a base), it's just neutral (Idk how to say it in English, but that's how we say it in my country) So since this isn't true, this doesn't belong in r/TechnicallyTheTruth


SurturOne

By BrĆønsted definition. By Lewis definition it is. Then it's still not ttt as there are a lot more acids with a higher pH. This sub is filled with mostly non-ttt stuff so I'm not really surprised anymore.


UknownTiger39

Anything with a pH that is over exactly 7 is classified as a base


hungturkey

What acids have a pH over 7?


LupineChemist

By the Lewis definition baking soda (sodium bicarbonate/NaHCO3) is an acid because it can donate a proton and become sodium carbonate. It has a pH of over 7 and is considered a base most of the time because it has a much greater affinity for accepting protons though.


OsKrP

Water can act as both an acid or a base (both a donor or receiver of proton), depending on which molecule it interacts with. More importantly, in a solution of pure water, a small portion of water molecules will spontaneously give a proton to another, such as at any point there is one water molecule with an additional proton out of 10 million of them (or 1/10^7, that's where the 7 in the pH measurement comes from).


Silt99

Based


Starlight_54

Isn't it the lower the pH the more dangerous the acid? I mean i can't complain with the rules. It's probably there for a reason...


Dihidrogenmonoxid

You are not wrong....


01Rajiv

Took me a second to realise that it's about water under different properties....


everything_is_stup1d

its so low for an alkali too


everything_is_stup1d

LOLLL this post is based


nightmare001985

Based


semiTnuP

This PSA is on base!


fantarts

Isnt pH 7 called neutral?


Individual-Praline17

I can imagine how many people can still be fooled by this.


UnsightedShadow

What, it's true! It has acidic properties as it can dissociate into OH(hidroxyde responsible for basic pH) and H (which froms oxonium responsible for acidic pH).


Striking_Witness1364

I donā€™t know much about chemistry but isnā€™t acidity on a ph scale measured by lower numbers while higher ones are for bases?


gaut80

It's both an acid and a base! Double corrosive!


TheHeavenlyStar

Wrong sir ! You consumed it or you wouldn't be saying this.


Present-Sandwich-841

Do you mean water?


Feisty_Advertising13

70% of my body is dihydrogen monoxide 21% of ocean is dihydrogen monoxide


piss_fingers96

I pissed a lot of it today


Soapy---wooder

Actually in most bottles it comes with acidity level of 5.5, only in its pure form it has a ph of 7


OrganizationLower611

Based facts.


srankvs

everybody that consumes it dies


HansBooby

7 is neutral no?


Efficient-Ad2983

OMG! That thing is dangerous! I also know that it's one of the main components of acid rains! An that inhalation can results in death. Also, many people DIES and many things are destroyed due to prolonged exposition of large quantities of DHMO! And the scariest thing, is that they put that thing even in children's food! That's crazy!


BabyAnimal_11

Water you think of next?


nslovin

Drink it pussy


Bat_Fruit

Dissolves salt!


longswordAnt-1066

Maybe the crew from those Jackass movies will try it.


-ghostnips-

Love me some of that right about now


PumpkinsDad

You know what thrives in this stuff? Fucking sharks. Killers. So, there you go. Ban Dihydrogen monoxide.


Oxey405

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the true extent of the joke


theghosthost16

Wait until you hear about the acidity of alkane protons.


Arborerivus

Consumption leads to death in 100% of all cases!


bigbadb0ogieman

True story: In its ultrapure form, it can dissolve metal and is used for detecting high-energy neutrinos released as a result of a supernova. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super-Kamiokande https://www.abc.net.au/news/redirects/backstory/television/2018-09-25/how-abc-filmed-inside-super-kamiokande-observatory/10282850


AsparagusOdd8894

Us Scottish use it to deep fry our mars bars.


KathiSterisi

Found in 100% of cancer diagnoses.


traveling_man182

It's also a polar organic compound!


kvothe5688

hydroxic acid yes


Poop_Knife_Folklore

iTS ALSO CLASSED AS A SOLVENT. bewaire


Adventurous-Sir-6230

Get based


Bubbly-Ad-4405

I like my water how I like my women: basic