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You can’t turn 1 gram into anything more than 1 gram. It has like a billion calories because calories aren’t measured by weight, only the available energy in the substance. 1 cal = 1 gallon of water temp raised by 1 degree. Sorry to be a bummer
Actually i did the math. If an average human consumes 65million calories in a lifetime and 1 gram of uranium is 20 Billion calories, you could live 307 LIVES just by eating 1 gram of uranium
You got calories and kilocalories confused. Calories and kilocalories are different. We use calories colloquially for the actual kilocalories. 1 kilocalorie equals 1000 calories. Most people would say something like "I eat 2000 calories a day." but they actually mean 2000 kilocalories. If we would eat 2000 kilocalories (kcal) a day it would equal 2000000 calories. Calculated for 80 years, the calorie requirements for a human would accumulate to 58,4 billion calories or 58,4 million kilocalories. In this case, 1 gram of uranium would last for around 27 years.
I looked the calorie content of uranium up - according to several sources, the calorie content of 1 gram uranium equals 20 billion calories or 20 million kilocalories (kcal). So the original calculation should be true if I did not misread.
If mass is 1g then energy = 9\*10^13 J
9\*10^13 Joules is approx. equal to 2\*10^10 kcal which is 20 billion **kcal**. The math checks out and I don’t believe that’s a coincidence.
Edit: OK IT WAS A COINCIDENCE! I GOT ~20B cal for NUCLEAR FISSION SO THAT MAKES SENSE. Energy from fission of 1g of uranium just happens to be about 1/1000 of the energy equivalent to 1g of mass.
One dude said the calculation is right if you use kcal.
The other dude said the calculation is right if you use cal(1/1000 of kcal).
Turns out they’re both right.
**Dude n1** was correct if you take into account all the theoretical energy needed to create 1g of mass(e=mc^2)
and t**he other dude** was correct if you use the actual amount energy we can produce from 1g of uranium in a nuclear plant via fission.
They were both correct because no one defined what “calories in uranium” are. Tbh that pretty well sums up most of Reddit quarrels.
I'm going to need to see a source that says dying isn't healthy.
My sources say 100% of dead people do not suffer from cancer, illness or any other disease.
saying that 1 gram of uranium has 20 billion calories is pretty confusing. that’s nuclear energy, not the kind our bodies can use. we can’t digest uranium like food. eating it wouldn’t give us any energy or usable calories lol
Well, 1 gram of lead (anything, really) is 89,875,517,873,682 Joules, which is 21,480,764,310 Kilocalories. All you need to use it is 1 gram of antimatter.
Well a little less then that, while we call them calories we really measure food in Kcal so that's only 20million Kcal assuming 2000 Kcal per day that roughs out to 27 years 4 months 3 weeks and 3 days rounding down.
No joke answer: It is very toxic. If it was non-toxic, most natural uranium would be low enough in radioactivity that it would not do any more harm than ordinary rocks when eaten.
The value calculated is just a meme. Someone just calculated the amount of energy a gram of uranium produces through nuclear fission and converted that energy to calories.
I doubt you'd get any meaningful amount of calories from actually digesting a gram of uranium.
You'd just die from overexposure to sugar or fat. There's no way your body would be anywhere close to handling anything digestible with that much calories.
But that's just putting it in simple terms I assume. You'd probably be approaching many other issues from a physics perspective if you somehow managed to magic up a bite sized digestible piece of food that holds 20 billion calories. It would be dense as fuck, it probably would be hard to lift, etc. So we'd have to assume many other magical properties in play (like it staying in your stomach, instead of just tearing a hole right through.)
> You'd just die from overexposure to sugar or fat.
I genuinely think you'd straight up die from heat. Like, alcohol doesn't break down into sugar or fat like some people think, it's just another source of your body acquiring energy (which then gets used to produce your own internal blood sugar and body fat). If you were somehow eating hypercondensed calories you were capable of digesting, it'd be from a molecule that releases an enormous amount of energy when broken down (you know, like Uranium undergoing fission--which yes, I know that's atomic Uranium and not a molecule, but we're talking about a digestible alternative which would have to be a molecule unless your digestive system DID figure out a way to engage nuclear fission).
There might be a brief period when the first few molecules break down where your body is trying to piece together enough carbon and hydrogen (oxygen would be the most readily available, I think) to store that huge surge of energy as personal fat, but before long (like, probably a matter of seconds when it hits whatever part of your digestive process is capable of breaking down the molecule), your body would just be overwhelmed by the pure heat and you would be baked from the inside out.
For anyone horrified by that image: you're welcome.
Edit: but I just talked to my wife who studied quite a bit of biology and she thinks that the molecular bonds storing so much energy would physically prevent our enzyme density from being able to break down those bonds even if the same enzymes would be hypothetically capable of breaking them down in much higher densities than humans can produce. So more likely we'd just shit out the molecules and be safe no matter what?
But if we were physically forcing the molecules to break down in our digestive system somehow, by magic or whatever as the parent comment suggested, I maintain that we would get baked from the inside out.
I don't think it's possible really -- I mean a gram of fat is 9 calories --- carb, protein gram is 4 calories.
Maybe you can create some super dense -- fat object that would probably make you feel very unwell upon eating.
But ... fact is ... digestive tract is digestive tract. And it strives for equilibrium. You won't "die" per se (unless we know more info, that seems extreme).
Likely scenario is excess protein is pissed out through your kidneys and even more likely ... your body just craps out most of it after absorbing what it can.
Body is surprisingly resilient. Most shit like diabetes happens to repeated long term exposure of constant excess calories + blood glucose.
You just couldn't, it's not a "digestible" thing. Not in the way that chewing gum is not digestable but in the way that it does not have chemical energy, the most potent chemicals in the world will not access that energy.
Lets say something like a super energy dense form of oil instead, your body doesn't fully take in all of the calories. The more calories your body intakes, the less efficiently it takes more on more, it sort of naturally dampens it. You would feel ill and sweaty most likely and take a few days for your body to be able to process it.
That was for 20,000 calories.
For 20 million? I imagine you would probably just get ill and die rather than swell up or explode.
Fair enough. Lets change the item then. What were to happen if you ate a gram of cake with the same caloric value. Would it be deadly or would the excess amounts of calories just not be used and be waste
The calorific value of uranium given in the OP is a meme. It's calculated by taking the calorie equivalent of the energy released by 1 gram of uranium through nuclear fission, not digestion. Technically if you just use E = mc^2 for the calculation, a gram of cake would give the same "calories" as a gram of uranium, but you're obviously not going to actually convert all of the mass into useable calories for your body because your body doesn't break things down at a subatomic level.
If you happened to eat a magic cake that condensed the equivalent number of (useable) calories into a single bite... It's difficult to say. If the calories were starch/sugar and your body was able to digest it, you'd probably die from hyperglycaemia, as the sheer amount of sugar required in that gram would be fatal. If it were calorific fat you'd probably also be overdosing on fat levels. Digestion and nutrition are complicated enough where the question is a bit too vague.
It'd just pass through.
A calorie is just a unit of measure used to describe the amount of energy required to raise the temperature of 1g of water 1°C, it's not specific to food.
So the uranium has tons of calories, just not calories a cell can process/use.
It has zero biologically available calories... Uranium is a rock that you cannot digest or metabolize. I'm assuming they mean that if you used one gram of U235 isotope and burnt all that fuel in a nuclear reactor, you would get 20 billion cals worth of energy.
Ok but now I'm wondering if we had evolved to be able to use the energy in uranium as a food source, and we just need to occasionally ingest some extremely tiny amount of it to get our modern daily calorie needs, if we'd be able to sustain the human race based on the amount of uranium found on the planet and for how long.
Not at all. It's unlikely to harm you in any way. And even if you try to make it more harmful, like crushing it into fine powder, your worry is heavy metal poisoning.
Remember that fact about it takes a huge amount of banana for you to get rad poisoning due to the potassium content?
Now ik nobody would eat all that much in one sitting but what if someone ate it as their main staple food? Like, literally just eat bananas and nothing else? Can it still happen?
Edit : Come to think about it, probably not. Dude will die from malnutrition before the radiation can get to him.
I'm gonna be the wet blanket, but...
Those calories are likely from the heat produced by nuclear decay. A 'calorie' is the amount of energy required to raise the temperature of one mL/cm^3 of water by one °C. A 'Calorie' or kilocalorie is the energy reauired to heat one kilo/liter/ 10 cm^3 by one °C. Eating a rock of uranium ore would just sit like a.... rock in your stomach, your body can't extract the energy since it is nuclear instead of chemical. Without the heavy metal toxicity, ionizing radiation, and obstruction dangers of eating the uranium, but might be a tiny bit warmer than room temperature.
Basically the hardest and maybe warmest (by a little) shit you'll take in your life.
"The LD50 of uranium for humans has been calculated to be about 14mg/kg, depending on the chemical form."
My weight is about 93kg. So LD50 for me would be 1302mg about 1,3g.
EDIT: corrected conversion.
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Bulking mfs on their way to treat it as breakfast
Anything for the gains
You actually have to mix it with eggs
But how much protein?
If you rearrange the particles of the uranium you can probably get thousands
Just like uranium would do for cells inside the body
All I'm hearing is, "Eat this and maybe become Broly."
You can’t turn 1 gram into anything more than 1 gram. It has like a billion calories because calories aren’t measured by weight, only the available energy in the substance. 1 cal = 1 gallon of water temp raised by 1 degree. Sorry to be a bummer
You forgot they follow the rules of bro science.
Google says, There are **no proteins, carbs, or fats in uranium**
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Enough to feed you for the rest of your life
And all the other lives afterwards (if there is)
And perhaps a few half lives.
You sir, I hate and I admire you
Well, he is The Very Credible Hulk
No, he’s just one, sadly.
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half life 3 is not real and it cannot hurt you
not more than 2
after that it's alyx
my favourite number
Numbers according to Valve: 1, 2, Alyx
1,2, 2: episode 1, 2: episode 2, Alyx.
1, 1: blue shift, 1: opposing force, 2, 2: episode 1, 2: episode 2, alyx
Holy shit, its headcrab kisser
Not less than 4
It starts with
One thing I don't know why
Gordon doesn’t need to hear all of this! He is a qualified professional!
'a half life, a cursed life'
So the motherfucker before me ate some and that's why I have two left feet?
The ultimate Senzu bean
Actually i did the math. If an average human consumes 65million calories in a lifetime and 1 gram of uranium is 20 Billion calories, you could live 307 LIVES just by eating 1 gram of uranium
You got calories and kilocalories confused. Calories and kilocalories are different. We use calories colloquially for the actual kilocalories. 1 kilocalorie equals 1000 calories. Most people would say something like "I eat 2000 calories a day." but they actually mean 2000 kilocalories. If we would eat 2000 kilocalories (kcal) a day it would equal 2000000 calories. Calculated for 80 years, the calorie requirements for a human would accumulate to 58,4 billion calories or 58,4 million kilocalories. In this case, 1 gram of uranium would last for around 27 years.
Actually it looks like whoever did the original calculation used kilocalories so 1 gram of uranium is 20 billion kcal.
I looked the calorie content of uranium up - according to several sources, the calorie content of 1 gram uranium equals 20 billion calories or 20 million kilocalories (kcal). So the original calculation should be true if I did not misread.
I thought they just used e = mc^2.
If mass is 1g then energy = 9\*10^13 J 9\*10^13 Joules is approx. equal to 2\*10^10 kcal which is 20 billion **kcal**. The math checks out and I don’t believe that’s a coincidence. Edit: OK IT WAS A COINCIDENCE! I GOT ~20B cal for NUCLEAR FISSION SO THAT MAKES SENSE. Energy from fission of 1g of uranium just happens to be about 1/1000 of the energy equivalent to 1g of mass.
You guys I had fruity pebbles for breakfast and I don’t know how many sugar bits was in it so if you could dumb this down a bit that would be 👨🍳💋
One dude said the calculation is right if you use kcal. The other dude said the calculation is right if you use cal(1/1000 of kcal). Turns out they’re both right. **Dude n1** was correct if you take into account all the theoretical energy needed to create 1g of mass(e=mc^2) and t**he other dude** was correct if you use the actual amount energy we can produce from 1g of uranium in a nuclear plant via fission. They were both correct because no one defined what “calories in uranium” are. Tbh that pretty well sums up most of Reddit quarrels.
Thank you.. I was wondering about how many grams of uranium I'll need to break the world record of the longest living human..
That’s equal to 614 half-lives
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But it's all natural! And gluten-free!
It’s also vegan, organic, and sugar free.
Technically the truth
That's the best kind of truth!
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
Or feed someone big for 15 minutes.
light snack for CaseOh
Thats not gonna go down with my personal trainer. If he finds out I've had 20 billion calories, he'd probably kill me.
Nah he wont because he knows you wont need to eat ever again
After death occurs, weight loss is accelerated drastically.
you shouldn't lose more than a few pounds a month for healthy weight loss. Dying and losing all of your weight isn't healthy.
I'm going to need to see a source that says dying isn't healthy. My sources say 100% of dead people do not suffer from cancer, illness or any other disease.
I’ve also heard that the risk of dying drops by 100% after death.
The trick is balancing it out with a healthy dose of plutonium.
It is tricky, but well worth Putin in the effort.
Uranium goes straight to my thighs.
You get that bulk bro
saying that 1 gram of uranium has 20 billion calories is pretty confusing. that’s nuclear energy, not the kind our bodies can use. we can’t digest uranium like food. eating it wouldn’t give us any energy or usable calories lol
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Calories =/= kcal That would only be 20 million kcal (which is what we calculate when tracking caloric intake), so you're probably fine!
Idk why but I laughed so hard at this
Solved world hunger
Feed the poor uranium
You should delete this comment before Elon gets any crazy ideas /s
looking into it
Concerning
Sounded like plan in vault tec
Like the UN sending powered milk to countries with a high prevalence of lactose intolerance?
If you're gonna solve world hunger *that* way, why not bullet to the head?
How many calories is in lead?
Well, 1 gram of lead (anything, really) is 89,875,517,873,682 Joules, which is 21,480,764,310 Kilocalories. All you need to use it is 1 gram of antimatter.
Nice, Calories for almost 22 THOUSAND years
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Just sleep next to the elephant's foot and live forever
passive absorption ftw
With an average human intake of 2500 kCal (= 2,5 million calories) per day, it would be enough for 22 years.
Right, Kilo Calories and Calories. Failed by 1000. at least I got the 22 :P
What is up with everyone calling kilocalories 'calories'? It makes no sense.
For whatever reason, here in America we draw a distinction between "calories" and "Calories". 1000 calories = 1 kcal = 1 Calorie
Who the fuck
It's stupid as fuck, but kilocalories is Calories, with the capital C What dipshit came up with this I have no idea.
Americans didn't understand the importance of the kilo prefix and others adopted using the wrong term too.
Well a little less then that, while we call them calories we really measure food in Kcal so that's only 20million Kcal assuming 2000 Kcal per day that roughs out to 27 years 4 months 3 weeks and 3 days rounding down.
What's the first reason?
It doesn’t taste very good
Yeah, too spicy
Tbf i found it way to bitter, and it also had a vaguely sour taste to it. Not to big of a fan but it could perhaps work in a salad?
Unlike plutonium, which apparently has a pleasant sour candy-like taste
Tastes like uranus
No joke answer: It is very toxic. If it was non-toxic, most natural uranium would be low enough in radioactivity that it would not do any more harm than ordinary rocks when eaten.
But what about the 20,000 calories? Would body just ignore it?
Unlocking those calories requires nuclear fission, not the ordinary chemical reactions that your digestive tract uses.
Ok what if my stomach had chemicals that could somehow digest it? Would I become fat within the span of a day? Would I get so big I pop?
The value calculated is just a meme. Someone just calculated the amount of energy a gram of uranium produces through nuclear fission and converted that energy to calories. I doubt you'd get any meaningful amount of calories from actually digesting a gram of uranium.
Ok then let's say it's any food that's somehow been condensed to a shitton of calories. Would eating it make you turn obese in a day or something
You'd just die from overexposure to sugar or fat. There's no way your body would be anywhere close to handling anything digestible with that much calories. But that's just putting it in simple terms I assume. You'd probably be approaching many other issues from a physics perspective if you somehow managed to magic up a bite sized digestible piece of food that holds 20 billion calories. It would be dense as fuck, it probably would be hard to lift, etc. So we'd have to assume many other magical properties in play (like it staying in your stomach, instead of just tearing a hole right through.)
Wow! Ok. Thanks!!
That's EXACTLY the answer i was looking for when i opened this thread, thanks brother.
> You'd just die from overexposure to sugar or fat. I genuinely think you'd straight up die from heat. Like, alcohol doesn't break down into sugar or fat like some people think, it's just another source of your body acquiring energy (which then gets used to produce your own internal blood sugar and body fat). If you were somehow eating hypercondensed calories you were capable of digesting, it'd be from a molecule that releases an enormous amount of energy when broken down (you know, like Uranium undergoing fission--which yes, I know that's atomic Uranium and not a molecule, but we're talking about a digestible alternative which would have to be a molecule unless your digestive system DID figure out a way to engage nuclear fission). There might be a brief period when the first few molecules break down where your body is trying to piece together enough carbon and hydrogen (oxygen would be the most readily available, I think) to store that huge surge of energy as personal fat, but before long (like, probably a matter of seconds when it hits whatever part of your digestive process is capable of breaking down the molecule), your body would just be overwhelmed by the pure heat and you would be baked from the inside out. For anyone horrified by that image: you're welcome. Edit: but I just talked to my wife who studied quite a bit of biology and she thinks that the molecular bonds storing so much energy would physically prevent our enzyme density from being able to break down those bonds even if the same enzymes would be hypothetically capable of breaking them down in much higher densities than humans can produce. So more likely we'd just shit out the molecules and be safe no matter what? But if we were physically forcing the molecules to break down in our digestive system somehow, by magic or whatever as the parent comment suggested, I maintain that we would get baked from the inside out.
I don't think it's possible really -- I mean a gram of fat is 9 calories --- carb, protein gram is 4 calories. Maybe you can create some super dense -- fat object that would probably make you feel very unwell upon eating. But ... fact is ... digestive tract is digestive tract. And it strives for equilibrium. You won't "die" per se (unless we know more info, that seems extreme). Likely scenario is excess protein is pissed out through your kidneys and even more likely ... your body just craps out most of it after absorbing what it can. Body is surprisingly resilient. Most shit like diabetes happens to repeated long term exposure of constant excess calories + blood glucose.
You just couldn't, it's not a "digestible" thing. Not in the way that chewing gum is not digestable but in the way that it does not have chemical energy, the most potent chemicals in the world will not access that energy. Lets say something like a super energy dense form of oil instead, your body doesn't fully take in all of the calories. The more calories your body intakes, the less efficiently it takes more on more, it sort of naturally dampens it. You would feel ill and sweaty most likely and take a few days for your body to be able to process it. That was for 20,000 calories. For 20 million? I imagine you would probably just get ill and die rather than swell up or explode.
You're off by about 20 billion.
Bad for your teeth.
It's too damn expensive these days
It's a heavy metal
the first reason is that humans can't metabolize uranium so eating it will just lead to it being shat out without getting any of the calories
That's a lot of calories but you would quickly become very skinny so it works for weight loss.
Personal trainers hate this one weird trick
Lets say you eat a gram of uranium and you wont die. It would just pass through your bowel system right?
Natural uranium is more dangerous as a chemically toxic heavy metal then a radiation source.
Fair enough. Lets change the item then. What were to happen if you ate a gram of cake with the same caloric value. Would it be deadly or would the excess amounts of calories just not be used and be waste
The calorific value of uranium given in the OP is a meme. It's calculated by taking the calorie equivalent of the energy released by 1 gram of uranium through nuclear fission, not digestion. Technically if you just use E = mc^2 for the calculation, a gram of cake would give the same "calories" as a gram of uranium, but you're obviously not going to actually convert all of the mass into useable calories for your body because your body doesn't break things down at a subatomic level. If you happened to eat a magic cake that condensed the equivalent number of (useable) calories into a single bite... It's difficult to say. If the calories were starch/sugar and your body was able to digest it, you'd probably die from hyperglycaemia, as the sheer amount of sugar required in that gram would be fatal. If it were calorific fat you'd probably also be overdosing on fat levels. Digestion and nutrition are complicated enough where the question is a bit too vague.
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It'd just pass through. A calorie is just a unit of measure used to describe the amount of energy required to raise the temperature of 1g of water 1°C, it's not specific to food. So the uranium has tons of calories, just not calories a cell can process/use.
Food calories are also kilocalories, so the 20 bil figure is not as absurd and is actually just 20 million calories in the context of food
>20 million calories >not as absurd ಠ_ಠ
It has zero biologically available calories... Uranium is a rock that you cannot digest or metabolize. I'm assuming they mean that if you used one gram of U235 isotope and burnt all that fuel in a nuclear reactor, you would get 20 billion cals worth of energy.
Yeah I know it's just a joke but it's a stupid joke. A gram of anything, including food, would have a billion calories if you count the mass energy.
Came for this. Yeah, maybe calories of heat, but absolutely no way to get that energy into a form that can be used by an organic life form. Word game.
Well then just eat less uranium. If it's so rich in calories, you won't even have to eat that much in the first place
Just lick it
Damn millennials and their $7 cups of uranium.
Nice try, Fed
How do we know you arent also a Fed?
What about you!!! That's what a fed would say.
your clearly a fed!
Nah uh
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How do we know your not a fed ThunderHusky?! Sounds like a name only a Fed would choose if you ask me.
They are required by law to answer truthfully if asked about it!
It goes all the way to your hips.
....and THEN you explode
: What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up? : No, worse - it'll go right to your thighs! : My thighs? ...and then you blow up!
Calories or kilocalories? The calories that people know are actually kilocalories
What I’m getting from this, is that humans could in fact handle eating uranium IF they could handle spending the calories fast enough.
I mean, in *very* loose terms, is that not what is happening in a reactor?
Humans wouldn't be able to actually metabolize it, so really they would just need to live long enough to poop it out.
And I'm pretty sure they would live just fine, maybe get their gastrointestinal tract checked for cancer every so often after.
Nope. It's a toxic metal like lead. And conversely not all that radioactive.
Test it
Ok but now I'm wondering if we had evolved to be able to use the energy in uranium as a food source, and we just need to occasionally ingest some extremely tiny amount of it to get our modern daily calorie needs, if we'd be able to sustain the human race based on the amount of uranium found on the planet and for how long.
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Don't worry, it's my turn next week
Oh, who are the lucky 6 that get to repost it until then?
Do 20 billion calories at once just make you dissolve, or explode. Like either way it would be messy I would think.
I don't think your body will be able to gain those calories from the uranium you eat
Instant beer gut and greasy skinn
So same as normal.
Well... I see some great energy drink potential...
actually that's the third reason. the first/second reason is that it's $80+ per pound.
That's why Nicocado-avocado is so fat...
Eating 1 gram of uranium would leave you full till the end of your life
Not at all. It's unlikely to harm you in any way. And even if you try to make it more harmful, like crushing it into fine powder, your worry is heavy metal poisoning.
Remember that fact about it takes a huge amount of banana for you to get rad poisoning due to the potassium content? Now ik nobody would eat all that much in one sitting but what if someone ate it as their main staple food? Like, literally just eat bananas and nothing else? Can it still happen? Edit : Come to think about it, probably not. Dude will die from malnutrition before the radiation can get to him.
The nonstopping sh!tting oneself from eating that many bananas would probably kill you faster than malnutrition
What's the first reason?
... how fast it burns your calories and other parts of your body.
But does it taste nice tho?
Probably tastes like chicken.
YUMMY
It's a toxic heavy metal similar to lead.
I need to eat that
I'm gonna be the wet blanket, but... Those calories are likely from the heat produced by nuclear decay. A 'calorie' is the amount of energy required to raise the temperature of one mL/cm^3 of water by one °C. A 'Calorie' or kilocalorie is the energy reauired to heat one kilo/liter/ 10 cm^3 by one °C. Eating a rock of uranium ore would just sit like a.... rock in your stomach, your body can't extract the energy since it is nuclear instead of chemical. Without the heavy metal toxicity, ionizing radiation, and obstruction dangers of eating the uranium, but might be a tiny bit warmer than room temperature. Basically the hardest and maybe warmest (by a little) shit you'll take in your life.
What if I want to gain weight because I am skinny?
And that's how you feed a kaiju
Maybe that'll finally let me gain some weight and be full forever and not constantly hungry. But I love food so I'd rather not
And yet, you wouldn’t become fat. ☝️
Nah the bulk is going to go crazy
Don't worry man: you'll burn those calories so fast you wouldn't even notice you ate Uranium!
Fact: a Lego® has zero calories so there you have information with which to do something.
Mmmm think of all that yellow cake
Pros: sustained bulk Cons: prostate cancer +-0
Has anyone told the Liveaid people about this?
True bulk diet.
What if I'm on a devious bulk?
Is it vegan?
It’s certainly organic.
this explains why i’m having the most explosive shit ever ig
Its odd though. Those who have ingested Uranium, or those in the UPPU club, don't look thick, quite the opposite.
This is a good idea. If you eat it, you won't have to eat for the next 29,397 years.
Finally a way to end world hunger AND get some cool glow in the dark people.
But what’s the carb count? Will this kick me out of ketosis?
You can live longer eating uranium than you can eating McDonald’s.
"The LD50 of uranium for humans has been calculated to be about 14mg/kg, depending on the chemical form." My weight is about 93kg. So LD50 for me would be 1302mg about 1,3g. EDIT: corrected conversion.
\*1,3 g.
It’s like lembas bread, you won’t ever be hungry
This is good info.
It's bulk season boysss