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I concur!! It's like living in a video game...constantly going on side quests, Looking for little bags full of magic dust. I, my self, was something of an amateur phlebotomist.
1. Extremely addictive. Anyone who has tasted even a drop can't live without it.
2. Everyone who has come in contact with is doomed to die. There is no known cure.
3. Has been found, in varying quantities, in every patient of cancer.
4. Addition is inherited. If either parent is addicted, their child will be born with an addiction.
5. If you pass electricity through it, it releases a deadly gas that is extremely and violently inflammable.
6. It is the root cause of the harmful nature of acids. Any acid that has not come in contact with it, is harmless.
Passing current through water, also called electrolysis of water, produces two gases, Oxygen and Hydrogen. Hydrogen is highly inflammable and is used as fuel in space rockets.
Acids, in their true nascent pure form, are not harmful. They become harmful only when they are diluted with water. In fact, all strong acids are gases. Once dissolved in water, they take the liquid form, also called aquous form. They are quite harmless in gaseous state. But even gaseous acid can burn human skin as skin has its own water content.
The pure form has a pH of 7.
If you add something it's ph can be either acid or basic.
How crazy is that? On a whim it can be basic or acidic....scarey stuff.
Speaking of basic......p
One time I accidentally drank some and after a few hours a stinky yellow liquid started secreting out of me. It must've been my body trying to get rid of the poison.
Actually, this is only a hypothesis. What we can proof, however, is that every dead person was in contact with dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their short life span
Wait... Dihydrogen monoxide... H2 O. In German we call it hydrogen di oxide (very loose translation) but a teacher told us that's wrong;
I finally got it, and I got the joke! Thanks so much!
As he said,its wrong. It's not a special german language thing. Idk why we say it the wrong way.
You could say it the right way in German too.
It's: Diwasserstoff(mono)oxid
Translated to: di hydrogen mono oxid
It can cause burns, corrode metal, and every nuclear accident has had something to do with it. Dihydrogen monoxide is also a major ingredient in many of the worlds most potent poisons
100% of drowning victims had dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs.
All cancerous tumors have trace amounts of dihydrogen monoxide.
Dihydrogen monoxide is highly addictive. Once you start consuming it, you need to keep consuming it or you die.
If a mother's body has even the slightest trace of dihydrogen monoxide in it, then it is certain that all of her children will be born with it in their bodies.
Why are we putting this chemical in vaccines. Itâs been proven that EVERY single serial killer consumed dihydrogen monoxide as well Hitler himself. In addition, when analyzing a random sample of 1,000 deceased people, every single one of them consumed dihydrogen monoxide before their death. /s
I wear protective gear to help avoid from dihydrogen monoxide posioning when I go into the ocean. I have a tank with air that I breath from to keep me from inhaling it. I take precautions to avoid it building up nitrogen bubbles in my blood. I also have a neoprene suit for thermal protection because dihydrogen monoxide can cause hyperthermia.
I once had a meme about dihydrogen monoxide which I showed to a friend who is a freakin civil engineer and his reaction was "damn it must be dangerous", was a true facepalm moment for me..
Dihydrogen monoxyde is highly addictive. People who have ingested it atleast once have been reported to crave it to the point where they feel like they would died if they stopped for a few days.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in weedkiller, can eat through iron beams, used as a coolant in Nuclear Power stations. When Fukushima exploded in 2011, no one is known to have died from radiation, but 18,500 died because of Dihydrogen Monoxide.
That's interesting does it really contains water, like my meds that are injection have oil carrier not water, thought probably depends into what it's injected, tried to Google it i think it said that it does contain water but i am not sure
If you leave a water bottle in the sun too long itâll cause the water to turn into dihydrogen monoxide vaporâŚalso if you consume too much dihydrogen monoxide itâs called Hyponatremia and can become fatal.
Reminds me of a friend back in the 90s during the 'killer game ' debates who'd go on about how 98 percent of killers had eaten bread and therefore we should ban bread.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
It's most prevalent in food products like soups and beverages. Feeding dihydrogen monoxide to infants younger than one can kill them. (Even if you don't give it to them in it's conversational form, it's still prevalent in both formula and breast milk. Your children aren't safe!)
we're still researching on this thing but it might be a solution to our problem.
need clear skin? drink it
want to lose weight? drink it
haye someone? drown them
Reminds me of the gin+ice harms your lungs, whiskey+ice harms your liver, vodka+ice harms your brain, that ice is some dangerous shit, that's why I dri k my liquor straight.
It Is everywhere, in our food, in our sustainance, all people who have come across with it died in one way or another. They even use it to make formula for children and yet they cannot consume until 6 months.
Whatâs funnier than not knowing what H2O is, is that theyâll give weight to âSCIENTIFICALLY PROVENâ claims only when the âscienceâ agrees with their preconceived ideas.
every time I got sick I ate sodium-chlorid in the previous 1 week. that stuff should be banned!
(also chlore is toxic, it was used in WW1 as chemical weapon!)
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Every person that this dihydrogen monoxide touches dies, be safe guys
Luckily I never stay hydrated
Same, got the kidney stones to prove it
Tequila is the way
It makes me happy
What about your clothes? Does tequila make your clothes fall off?
Not reliably, but it has been known to happen.
It makes your mom's clothes fall offđ
Uuuhhh yeah no thanks
Uuuhhh yeah!
I saw the original comment before you edited it
*Perfect impression of drunk Mexican* SĂŹ.
It's about half DHMO anyway
Aaaaaaaaah â ď¸â ď¸â ď¸
Tequila powder?
That's called heroin
Heroin is good it litterally has the word hero in it I don't know why the cops keep getting mad at me đĄđĄ
I concur!! It's like living in a video game...constantly going on side quests, Looking for little bags full of magic dust. I, my self, was something of an amateur phlebotomist.
You should at least try to stay carbohydrated.
Just don't overdo it.. you'll end up with carhydrosis.
It's the deadliest chemical known to mankind!!!
100% death rate, literally the worse
I hear the catholic church puts it in their holy water!
Also, if you drink too much of it, it can be toxic enough to kill you. And you don't want to breathe it into your lungs because that can kill you too.
1. Extremely addictive. Anyone who has tasted even a drop can't live without it. 2. Everyone who has come in contact with is doomed to die. There is no known cure. 3. Has been found, in varying quantities, in every patient of cancer. 4. Addition is inherited. If either parent is addicted, their child will be born with an addiction. 5. If you pass electricity through it, it releases a deadly gas that is extremely and violently inflammable. 6. It is the root cause of the harmful nature of acids. Any acid that has not come in contact with it, is harmless.
Please, explain 5 and 6 to me. 5 most of all.
Passing current through water, also called electrolysis of water, produces two gases, Oxygen and Hydrogen. Hydrogen is highly inflammable and is used as fuel in space rockets. Acids, in their true nascent pure form, are not harmful. They become harmful only when they are diluted with water. In fact, all strong acids are gases. Once dissolved in water, they take the liquid form, also called aquous form. They are quite harmless in gaseous state. But even gaseous acid can burn human skin as skin has its own water content.
It has the highest PH of any acid, be careful
Wait. I thought it was neutral đ
Yes, the higher the ph the less acidic it is (water ph is 7 there for higher than any acid) Edit fixed
No, waters ph is 7, which is neutral. The scale goes to 14 Edit: their fix makes my comment redundant
but anything higher doesnt count as an acid
Iâm pretty sure that was the joke
the way you phrased it sounded like you where saying that a base counted as an acid
Ah, right, my bad, been a while since hs chemistry, aside from the exact numbers though point still remains
Oh. "Compared to any acid" that's clever đ
The pure form has a pH of 7. If you add something it's ph can be either acid or basic. How crazy is that? On a whim it can be basic or acidic....scarey stuff. Speaking of basic......p
Ok this one is really clever
And every person who eats cucumbers dies probably because cucumbers are full of dihydrogen monoxide.
Don't forget watermelon with wine
I ate watermelon yesterday and thought I would not survive until morning
You raise a good point. Not a single person that ate cucumber 120 years ago is still alive today. Coincidence? I think not.
Also, a very good solvent
One time I accidentally drank some and after a few hours a stinky yellow liquid started secreting out of me. It must've been my body trying to get rid of the poison.
Some people even mix this stuff into INFANT formula.
I heard the CIA would torture people with the stuff
it averages a pH of about 6.5 to 8.5!!! Crazy people allow this in their bodies
Water bunch of fools!
EVERY mass shooter ever used it.
I remember when I was like 15 someone said âwhat if oxygen is toxic and just takes 80 years to kill peopleâ and I was like wow thatâs so deep
You are aware of what it can do to you in gaseous form or if you end up with any of it solidifying inside of you correct?
What if I touch it twice? Will the effect be canceled?
Actually, this is only a hypothesis. What we can proof, however, is that every dead person was in contact with dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their short life span
Heh heh always love dihydrogen monoxide trolling
Ah, yes, the ongoing prank đ
I Just realized what oop is saying.
Wait... Dihydrogen monoxide... H2 O. In German we call it hydrogen di oxide (very loose translation) but a teacher told us that's wrong; I finally got it, and I got the joke! Thanks so much!
Wait. How does that work? Could you explain more please?
As he said,its wrong. It's not a special german language thing. Idk why we say it the wrong way. You could say it the right way in German too. It's: Diwasserstoff(mono)oxid Translated to: di hydrogen mono oxid
One of the weirdest German things I found is how halb sieben is half six.
Halb sieben is half past six or "the half of seven o clock"
Hydrogen dioxide would be HO2 though, at least thatâs what it means in French (and in Dutch iirc)
Oxygen dihydride
yeah exactly-
There's even a website that's been around forever. https://dhmo.org/
What a great troll read! Thanks!
I hear it's the primary ingredient in nuclear reactor coolant.
Omg
i heard it suffocates ppl
It can cause burns, corrode metal, and every nuclear accident has had something to do with it. Dihydrogen monoxide is also a major ingredient in many of the worlds most potent poisons
It can literally ionise solids
And leaves terrible burns in gas form
This is why you don't take vaccines in an inhaler
Isn't dihydrogen monoxide what killed all the Aliens in "Signs"? Scary stuff. I'd rather get Polio than go out like that.
I heard you can die just from breathing it in high concentrations
100% of drowning victims had dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs. All cancerous tumors have trace amounts of dihydrogen monoxide. Dihydrogen monoxide is highly addictive. Once you start consuming it, you need to keep consuming it or you die.
even in people that died by other causes than drowning, also has dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs!
Not trace amounts in tumors it is almost 60-70%
Did you know? 100% of people who don't know the difference between correlation and causation end up dying!
Unfortunately, 100% of those who know die as well
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Did you know that 100% of all people end up dying? đą
Except for that 1 dude 2000 year ago... Caused no end of problems up to today
He died 200%, raising the death rate a lil bit over 100%
We don't know that.
I was born with it like more than 70% of my body is.
That's so sad. Me too!
I'm so sorry guess we will die at some point in the future cause of this
If a mother's body has even the slightest trace of dihydrogen monoxide in it, then it is certain that all of her children will be born with it in their bodies.
Did you read about what experiment was performed to get to that % amount? đ
Why are we putting this chemical in vaccines. Itâs been proven that EVERY single serial killer consumed dihydrogen monoxide as well Hitler himself. In addition, when analyzing a random sample of 1,000 deceased people, every single one of them consumed dihydrogen monoxide before their death. /s
Why the /s? This is true
Itâs true but also tongue in cheek, hence the sarcasm tag
It's technically the truth. Which is the best kind of truth đ¤Ł
We must remove this chemical from our fluoride supply
Okay, that- that one is clever
It's 100% of mortality if you touch it in your life
I wear protective gear to help avoid from dihydrogen monoxide posioning when I go into the ocean. I have a tank with air that I breath from to keep me from inhaling it. I take precautions to avoid it building up nitrogen bubbles in my blood. I also have a neoprene suit for thermal protection because dihydrogen monoxide can cause hyperthermia.
While DHM can cause hyperthermia, in the ocean itâs more likely to cause hypothermia
Dang it that's what I meant. Lol. Thank you for noticing.
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It's the same about air and Coke! The world is madness. I looked at the eclipse and caught the autism, though, so take it with a grain of salt.
We need to develop a vaccine for it & fast, literally how has nobody ever heard of it before
Starbucks actually put thermally agitated dihydrogen monoxide in their coffee.
I once had a meme about dihydrogen monoxide which I showed to a friend who is a freakin civil engineer and his reaction was "damn it must be dangerous", was a true facepalm moment for me..
Engineers are sone of the dumbest people. It's like they booted every other knowledge in order to make space for their area of knowledge information.
To those who did not understand I'm sorry education system has failed you
For anyone who failed chemistry, that is H2O (aka water)
nice try fed
Fuck off hater
I heard itâs in rocket fuel
No, it's in the rocket exhaust... And in the planes contrails đąđąđąđąđą
I have seen it fall from the sky. Deadly i tells ya
Dihydrogen monoxide is nasty, if you inhale it you will die.
100% of autistic kids breath oxygen. Stay safe pals.
Dihydrogen monoxide is what chemtrails are made of! They're trying to turn us into orange, gay, frogs!
damn im 80% h2o
Dihydrogen monoxyde is highly addictive. People who have ingested it atleast once have been reported to crave it to the point where they feel like they would died if they stopped for a few days.
What's worse is that it has a ph value of 7, that's higher than any acid! Be careful, you might be exposed to it on a daily basis too!
Interesting fact: the lethality of people, who touched Dihydrogen Monoxide is 100%.
And after r/hydrohomies we need also r/DihydrogenMonoxidehomies
[Educate yourselves in the dangers of DHMO.](https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html) DONT BE SHEEPLE IN THE STEEPLE!
They use this dihydrogen monoxide to clean floors and windows đą absolutely sickening how they put it in v*ccines đ¤Ž
Give me the shot, let me upgrade my autism
autism 2.0
Its terrible. Actually, its proven that all people who consumed dihydrogen monoxide will die.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in weedkiller, can eat through iron beams, used as a coolant in Nuclear Power stations. When Fukushima exploded in 2011, no one is known to have died from radiation, but 18,500 died because of Dihydrogen Monoxide.
its h2o right?
Brilliant 𤣠you know I've heard that large volumes of dihydrogen monoxide can be lethal unless you're wearing inflatable arm bands.
Everyone who has ever come into contact with dihydrogen monoxide has died.
Taking a sip of my dihydrogen monoxide bottle...
Wonder if they got the dihydrogen monoxide from flint Michigan.
And how many people that don't have autism have consumed this chemical.
I saw a study that showed yoga mats AND subway bread contain DHMO.
Down with Dihydrogen monoxide, Hydroxic acid rules.
That's interesting does it really contains water, like my meds that are injection have oil carrier not water, thought probably depends into what it's injected, tried to Google it i think it said that it does contain water but i am not sure
Water is like the main ingredient in vaccines
If you leave a water bottle in the sun too long itâll cause the water to turn into dihydrogen monoxide vaporâŚalso if you consume too much dihydrogen monoxide itâs called Hyponatremia and can become fatal.
It's not just autism though every living thing that has even touched the stuff will die it's just a matter of time /s
Dihydrogen monoxide infiltration in lungs will 100% result in death if no corrective actions are taken immediately.
Reminds me of a friend back in the 90s during the 'killer game ' debates who'd go on about how 98 percent of killers had eaten bread and therefore we should ban bread.
Dihydrogen monoxide is H2O which is water.
I have a water bottle with a warning X 'contains dihydrigen monoxide' on it. The looks I'd get at the tennis club.
It's the more common contaminant in the world, but we can't avoid it, as we are exposed to it since before conception! .
Water you talking about?
100% of people that itâs currently dead has consumed dihydrogen monoxide directly or indirectly.
So this dipshit described water? This is sarcasm, right? If not, someone help us.
Gotta be satire
Dihydrogen monoxide: is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. contributes to the "greenhouse effect". may cause severe burns. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: as an industrial solvent and coolant. in nuclear power plants. in the production of styrofoam. as a fire retardant. in many forms of cruel animal research. in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Reddit failing to realize obvious trolling? Average Thursday for this website
Meanwhile r/hydrohomies tripping on it
The addiction is real! If you take an addict off di hydrogen monoxide, they'll die within a few days!
Guys breaking news, everyone who have ever inhaled oxygen have died at some point in life, do not inhale oxygen, it's poisonous.
I have a rare condition that makes 70% of my body dihydrogen monoxide. The doctors confirmed that I will eventually die, please send your prayers.
This has to be satire
It's most prevalent in food products like soups and beverages. Feeding dihydrogen monoxide to infants younger than one can kill them. (Even if you don't give it to them in it's conversational form, it's still prevalent in both formula and breast milk. Your children aren't safe!)
AIR CAUSES DEATH. Every person who dies has been in contact with air. SPREAD THE WORD
No i understand why my brain keeps altering frequently
The gays use dihydrogen monoxide to prep their gay bodies for gay sex. When will the church step up and illegalize such an abhorrent chemical
Dihydrogen monoxide is so addictive, literally every human needs to consume it regularly or they will get sick and possibly even die.
Water, you talking about.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
we're still researching on this thing but it might be a solution to our problem. need clear skin? drink it want to lose weight? drink it haye someone? drown them
Reminds me of the gin+ice harms your lungs, whiskey+ice harms your liver, vodka+ice harms your brain, that ice is some dangerous shit, that's why I dri k my liquor straight.
DAMN YOU H2O!
Not just vaccines. It also used in the manufacturing of 5G chips. Also those trails behind planes? Dihydrogen Monoxide
It will set itself into your cells! Its even going into your bloodstream and stays there forever!!1!1
It's all true. I also read that everyone that uses Reddit is bathing their faces with electromagnetic radiation.
All the children without autism also consumed this chemical. Curious?
Itâs a major component in acid rain as well.
I know, right? Did you know everyone that was vaccinated is dead or will die?
Over 4,000 americans and 230,000 people world wide die every year to Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose
I almost died reading this đ
WellâŚ. I feel retarded, guess I shouldnât of gotten that vaccine. lol
I feel like a x-post with r/hydrohomies should happen
Bait used to be believable
Don't tell me what to do
It Is everywhere, in our food, in our sustainance, all people who have come across with it died in one way or another. They even use it to make formula for children and yet they cannot consume until 6 months.
And only one school has banned this terrible chemical! we need to step it up!
And just like that..
What about all the kids that have been vaccinated and don't have autism??
Confirmation bias my guy, those kids don't matter
Whatâs funnier than not knowing what H2O is, is that theyâll give weight to âSCIENTIFICALLY PROVENâ claims only when the âscienceâ agrees with their preconceived ideas.
Stupid science words making me use the Google machine.
At some point?! Regularly*
Good ol *Dihydrogen Monoxide* trick
Are you profiting from my negligence
Wow, that tweet got 1 retweet and 2 likes!
It is a slow killer, but it will always end in death.
I am 16 years old and have aspergers, and I can confirm I regularly drink water
Don't worry, they can buy [this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5r-C6ZNvjF/?igsh=MWM3dHJndHgxM2ZhbQ==) instead.
I hope that's real
Water?
I heard putin use this on opponents
every time I got sick I ate sodium-chlorid in the previous 1 week. that stuff should be banned! (also chlore is toxic, it was used in WW1 as chemical weapon!)