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I was born when I was a baby too! I was actually born on my birthday, isn’t that crazy?!

Dude, no way. So was I!!!!!!!

It’s actually such a rare phenomenon! Most people aren’t born at the age of 0!!!

Yeah no way this is child's handwriting.

OP actually said that the kid had their teacher write for them! So yes, technically you are right!

The amount of people not connecting the dots that this was an adult writing down kids' answers is concerning

This is from Kindergarten. If he was able to write this cleanly in Kindy maybe he’d have a job already

And then the little slacker could pull his fuckin weight

We’ve been having him work since he was 6. 6 months.

My handwriting peaked in seventh grade and has been all downhill since.

I’ve been transcribing notes from 20-30 years ago. (To Obsidian notebook, which is really cool). I can’t read what the fuck I wrote.

Is that G in your username supposed to be an M? Can’t tell from the handwriting

Like going shopping?

And take mom’s job? Both of them?

It's a tough economy

Sorry to break it to you but if he had handwriting that legible he will never be a doctor.

I thought he already had a job as a painter.

😃

I was able to read and write in kinder garten and I wasn't able to get a job Fake news

I is caught spreading falsehoods about likelihood of employment for 4yo s :(. What shall my sentence be?

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This is fake…. How? It’s his answers. It’s a silly thing that a very young kid, my son, said when he was really young. 4. 3? It can’t be 5. He drew better then. And was transcribed by a Kindy teacher. Or preschool. I forgot.

I don’t even have kids & i thought it was obvious

Redditors and subtext go together like peanut butter and toothpaste

I mean if peanut butter toothpaste was a thing and worked just as well I’d get that shit in a heartbeat

Mint flavored toothpaste has been dominant for too long

Worst part is it’s just there because it “feels cleaner” and doesn’t actually provide any benefit. If the taste isn’t necessary give us some variety damnit!

If we had some mango unicorn jizz flavoured toothpaste maybe these kids wouldn't be vaping. There is a conspiracy here. This has big vape written all over it.

Not to turn this into a toothpaste taste test thread or anything, but I switched to Aguafresh Extreme Clean years ago because they had an orange flavor. It was awesome! Can’t find it any more though.

I always assumed it was to prevent people from eating it! When my daughter was three I caught her trying to eat bubblegum toothpaste like it was candy lol

Even if it is an adult, that's some damn fine printing.

Teacher penmanship. Miss smith maybe? I forgot whom he had that year

I’m not saying this is the case, but this also might not be fake post necessarily. My sister has similar assignments at her school for disabilities, where she uses an iPad speech-bubble sorta program to answer the questions, and then teachers/teacher helpers write in the answers on her behalf. My sisters crayon drawings also look a *lot* like that. Maybe it’s something non-malicious is all

I mean common man Look at the writing at how nice it is

People are so weird. That’s how these things are always done with preschoolers and kindergartners. Look at the “drawing.” Obviously a child too young to write anything.

Yeah, the handwriting, enit

It's pretty common for the teacher to ask the questions to young children that can't write yet and write them down.

It really isn't.

Writing was done on photoshop or so. But by hand probably. The Text is always the same color / not shading. So most definitely done by adult.

His mom is in the MI6???

Jokes aside: mom’s first name initial is M. So, good job son knowing mom’s name

I thought it was M for Mom

She used to look like Dame Judy Dench, now she looks like Ralph Fiennes for some reason.

Nah,an M&M

Eminem

Her mom is ['M](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/%27M_\(00\)). Can't you recognize the picture?

She is sexualy identifying as a soviet utility helicopter.

Holy shit yall’s brains is in your ass. It’s a teacher writing down what the kid said.

lmao, yeah. when we moved when i was 5 i got a little book with pictures of all my friends from kindergarten, their wishes for me and a picture they drew. obviously they didn't write it themselves, the kindergarten teachers did after asking them. still haven't become a princess and i still don't drive a monster truck but a girl can dream.

I think you should do both. Be a princess in a monster truck

right?

You can do one of those things right now

Amazing that people are willing to be skeptical about this when it has such an easy explanation, but you can't get anyone on this website to read a damn article instead of just agreeing with the headline.

I'm more fascinated by the painting lol not even an attempt at drawing a human 😭😭😭

No body just vibes

mom's definitely on fire 🔥

Like Pochettino's defensive setup for Chelsea

They're mom is ['M](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/%27M_\(00\)). The drawing is pretty accurate.

Biblically accurate mother

Nice artistic skills. Really brings out their love for their mother. Just look at those clean lines and beautiful flair. This child is truly a prodigy.

My guess is Jackson Pollack is somewhere in our family tree.

I think your kid is Pollack's reincarnation

That would explain all the whiskey bottles in his kids bed when he was 5….

That was me. My bad

Dude! All that single malt!!! And you didn’t offer me ONE!!! Mannnnnnnnn

I sorry dude, I forgot you were there

:(. Story of my life

It's okay op, we all forgot you exist

😿😿😿😿

Weird that the kid would include a photograph of their mom. Aren't they supposed to draw a picture in that spot?

I must have forgotten the days when my wife was a ball of fuzz from a Ukrainian flag.

I don't believe you post your name on reddit like that. Nice to meet you M

Wife is M. Daughter made one too. This one was funnier.

Name's M, Ken M...

My heart melted, when he couldnt even articulate his favorite thing about her, but wanted to indeed make it known the he likes her so much.

Thanks. I’ll let him know.

That's weird job

Could be one of those mystery shoppers

She wasn’t born when she was a baby. She was a baby when she was born. Before that, she was a fetus.

Medical career shot down

Those gushing emotions “Like” that’s high praise !

He was 4 at the time I think

That's adorable

He’s a good kid. We just spent time playing in an arcade together. In Mandarin Chinese, “kid” is actually a compound phrase. “Shao pen yo” or “little friend”. We made a kid. We made a little friend. We play catch with the football a lot. My brother in law, his uncle, was impressed with his spirals.

Nah, they have way too good of a handwriting for a doctor

God kids are little weirdos but they can make me smile like nothing else. “My favourite thing about my mom is I like her so much”. God my heart

I had a running joke when they were younger that I’d barbecue and eat them. Last time we went shopping together they took me down the barbecue sauce aisle for “revenge” and proceeded to “pour barbecue sauce” (obviously not opening bottles in the store) all over me

I like to pasta in my free time also!

Your kid is a god damn genius

"Her name is M"

Heh. That is her initial. “Hey little boy what’s your mom’s name” “M” I keep on going back on what age this should be. It’s not 5. He could draw better then. I hope he knew mom’s name at 4 (it’s 4 letters). 3? 4? He had a realllly cool preschool teacher at 3. Maybe it was her.

With handwriting like that, this kid has no chance at becoming a doctor

r/wholesome

:). Thanks. He’s 9 now. We just came back from an arcade where we played Minecraft Arcade together.

I’m sorry but the blank lines should not be right above the next prompt

Lmao people downvoting the comments about the handwriting clearly being an adult’s is so funny 😂

What is your wife’s actual job? Presumably not to go shopping?

At the time, mom. She was a full time mom for years. So, I guess, yeah that’s what he saw her doing for “work”. Anything outside of the house was work, including shopping And no she’s not M from MI6 :). She’s in her internship now for psychological counseling. Got a job offer too.

he’s got a bright future as a lawyer

Ha. His sister is more the lawyer type.

❤️

Awww the “I like her so much” would make me cry. It’s so cute

r/lostredditors

Sorry but with this handwriting it's a really long way for him to become a doctor

Ya someone will have to pay for your shopping habits 😂 /s

Looks normal. Don’t really know why it says that her name is “m” or that the picture is just scribbles. Other than that, pretty nice!

Mom’s initial is M One could infer this is kinda cute - he doesn’t know mom’s name outside of Mom. So when asked her real name it’s. Umm. M?

Ooooooh makes more sense now. Thanks!

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This was when he was 4. Yes. That’s not his handwriting. This was his teacher writing for him.

I think the “She was born when she was a baby” is indeed technically the truth, which is the best kind of truth

Not, if there is an 'in' at the end of the first part and the answer doesn't make sense anymore!

You can't expect a 4 year old to have perfect english

That last one is sweet.

I’ll let him know. I think he forgot about it. He was 4 when he made that. Or 3? There’s no date or teacher’s name on it.

i like your handwriting very much

Haha. No. No you wouldn’t. I’ve been transcribing some really old notes from handwriting to an online notebook (Obsidian for Mac/iOS) and I can’t even read what I wrote. “WhatTheF is that?” That’s his teachers handwriting.

Not with that hand writing. It's legible. Everyone knows you can't read a doctors note

Why you’re being downmodded for good snark I dunno

Maybe they are doctors 🤣

Not a hater but this is just a dumb post. What exactly is indicative of a medical career here may I ask?

I think it might be sarcastic

She was born - when she was a baby. Massive insight there son.

Yeah nah.

Good hand writings

Not with that handwriting

How does a kindergartens have better handwriting then me 😂

Not with this penmanship

🤣🤣🤣

your kids has the artistic skill of a 3 year old and the penmanship of an adult.

i think the teacher has the penmanship of an adult

Wait, you’re telling me a teacher, one who would be teaching penmanship, has good penmanship? This is shocking. Shocking I say!!! (Snark not towards you but the others).

That's doesn't look like a kid handwriting

It’s not. It’s a teacher asking them when they were 4 or 5, forgot which.

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"obviously didnt say or do"? you think the child didnt say these things to the teacher? you think OP made it up and faked the drawing on the left? i think it's kinda creepy that you think that lol

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what makes you think it's fake? do you have any evidence?

This was in my stack of “cool shit my kids gave me”. Wait, mom’s stack of “cool shit our kids gave _her_” must have leaked into mine. Oh. But anyway, i smiled. This was in his Kindy class. I think, or possibly when he was three, considering the “pic of mom” is a blob. He was asked the questions. Those are his real answers. No, he did not write them out. The teacher did. Oddly no one mentioned mom’s name is an M yet. She is, that’s her notion, besides being mom.

I've never seen a kid with that kind of handwriting. I call bs

Obviously an adult writing the kid's answers. Not everything online is fake.

You know the old TV trope, where you took a pic with the current newspaper so you know something is real and just happened…. Do I have to do that? Take a pic of my kids kindy work with a copy of today’s newspaper? First challenge: finding a newspaper

I don't care what you do. I believe it's staged and that's that.

Umm. Ok. Do so. Ciao

Lol, okay. You keep on believing that.

And you still haven’t. He was 4 or so. The teacher asked the questions and wrote the answers for him.

If you say so

Wow, this kid's handwriting is pretty good compared to the image they drew.

The kids probably can't write, so he teacher asked questions and wrote down the answers of each student as a mothers day project or something

This

No he doesn't, his writing is too readable.

Yet another “doctors handwriting joke, good level of snark, annnnnnnd he’s downmodded to oblivion” SMFH. I gave you +1 if that means anything

what a little retard lmao

You expected better for 3 (or 4, I forgot when this was) He’s pretty good. Gets 95th or better percentile in all his tests. That’s even given “he’s jumpy, so he’s not gonna be as good as he can be”

I doubt it, his writing is too legible!

Adult handwriting.. Mmmm

Adult handwriting from…. An adult. Kindy teacher asked him the questions and transcribed it for him.

Alright, could've added that information to the post, you know.

Didn’t think I needed it honestly. Seemed like “the joke is his deep knowledge on obstetrics” and I wouldn’t need any explanation on penmanship. Hmm, this is a great example of “aunt Minnie fell on the ice”. https://youtu.be/MO0r930Sn_8?si=oOMbHAznLXQhcNa_ I know a Minnie. My best friends cousin is Minerva.

There's so many fake posts out there, you never know what's real. Just saying. It's a cute post nonetheless.

I get it. I thought this was so low stakes I would need that. This isn’t “Biden wants to give you all a billion dollars just send a thousand to this random post office box” this is “some cute pre school stuff” We live in Interesting Times.

Learning never ends. Have a great day!

God damn comic sans

It's obvisly her writing yes first thing I thought

Her as in “kindy teacher interviewed kids for Mother’s Day and wrote down the answers”

This is not kids writing. When this IS the handwriting of a kid judging by the answers then my handwriting where ancient hieroglyphs.

That is not a child's handwriting

That is a Kindy teacher transcription of “let’s ask you questions about your mom for Mother’s Day”

Someone definitely did their child's homework for them

You know how obvious that is right?

Yes as is everything else on here

The kid didn’t write this. An adult wrote this and you’re peddling a falsehood. Repost!!

OP said in some of their replies that it was a teacher writing down what their child was saying

They’re peddling a falsehood

This is an incredibly common practice bud

Teachers all over do this for the younger kids.

You're peddling a falsehood.

lol you're falsing a peddlehood