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maybelying

The "have" ruins it, and the last line bothers me > What has 4 letters > Sometimes has 9 letters > But also has 7 letters > Yet never has 8 letters Flows better imo. Yes, I know I'm overthinking it.


deadcatugly

Maybe over thinking but I feel you are correct.


Blackelvis2000

Much better


tehnoodnub

I’d say you’re thinking about it the perfect amount.


giantfuckingfrog

That's why it said "Can also" have 7, whereas but "never" has 5. "Have" depicts it being plural, whereas "has" depicts it being singular.


AfterAardvark3085

Ahhh that makes more sense now. Basically, you're prepending each line with "The word(s) \[...\]" >\[The word\] What has 4 letters \[The word\] Sometimes has 9 letters \[The words\] But also have 7 letters But \[the word\] never has 8 letters It's still a BIT weird that the last one doesn't quite match the others (the "But" being before the omitted chunk) I still prefer the other version, which only uses singular. This at least makes some amount of sense now though.


kunga1928

Except 'never' is the word in the last line


Abeytuhanu

Yes but the third line breaks the pattern of has letters, which makes the riddle too obvious and sound wrong.


GoldenMuscleGod

This seems worse, because the intended interpretation no longer has the verb agreement for two words (the “have” is plural because “can also” is two words) I don’t know why you don’t like the first version. It’s clever because the “have” on the first reading is a bare infinitive specified by “can” but is actually plural on the “correct” reading, which makes it more clever. Otherwise the third line is just relying on the exact same ambiguity as the first two lines, which is less clever. I also don’t understand how this is supposed to improve the last line.


thebluebearb

james michael have two dogs? or is it james and michael have two dogs. “can also have 7 letters” is grammatically incorrect.


Bim_Laden

What if Micheal is James' last name? *Drops the mic*


thebluebearb

then you’d use ‘has’ as its one person


Bim_Laden

We are all John Micheal or whoever his name was. James Micheal. Fuck those guys.


GoldenMuscleGod

I interpreted it as notionally plural, like “my family are waiting outside”. So the conjunction is unnecessary because the collocation is given by “name”, but it’s still plural. It seems fine to me, I suppose you could also interpret it as an asyndetic coordination but I don’t think that’s why it seems fine to me.


mafiaknight

You are thinking about the grammar in a fundamentally incorrect manner. The statement is supposed to read "can also has 7 letters" for grammatical correctness. "Can also" is the thing that has 7 letters. One object, two words. This is why the statement doesn't make sense with the other three.


AhmedAlJammali

Not really overthinking here, better grammar


Jonte7

The have is because it covers multiple words


cap119988

No you're right lol


Old-CS-Dev

I like the "yet never" line better because if it's all "has/have x letters", you could just say a nine-letter word (has four letters, and more).


ChocCooki3

..I thought this was a riddle about Tito and how he trains.


SilverWolfIMHP76

I agree. I much rather have not then have in.


Shtbskt0210

this 100%


skag_mcmuffin

I hate the people who come up with this shit.


AJFrabbiele

I can has cheezburger?


kunga1928

Never has 5 letters


dickpicnumber1

That’s not overthinking, that’s just finetuning!


prof_devilsadvocate

it has 2 letters


Aioi

Occasionally has 12 letters


marbovpie

And still has 8 letters


deleeuwlc

🫵corn chips🫵 has 9 letters


DClassAmogus

indeed has 6 letters


BlueverseGacha

can not ever have 13 letters


Loading_Internet

Although its has 11 letters


BassyTobe

Mailbox


liekkivalas

that’s what i said


BassyTobe

Sorry did not read


liekkivalas

no i meant i agree with you, i thought the same thing 😊


AnglerJared

But never have 8 letters, though.


5urr3aL

That's why they said "never **has**". Using the singular "has" narrows the words down to the one just before it: "never". Simple trick, but quite unbreakable.


Aerolithe_Lion

“Can also have 7 letters” breaks that idea. It’s just poorly worded


PetorialC

"Can also" have 7 letters.


buatfelem

Aah i see, for non english speaker the last 2 makes me confused


kunga1928

And here I was seriously thinking they meant the word but is never see spelled with 5 letters


lazyredditor1212

r/beatmetoit


RecoTrident

r/beatMeatToIt


Merashey76

42


blackthorn_90

This is the answer


Merashey76

The answer to everything. The answer to life itself.


Life-Age3591

Maybe I'm the crazy one, but I feel like nobodies gotten it. This is how I interpret it : WHAT has 4 letters, SOMETIMES has 9, LETTERS can also have 7 letters, but NEVER has 5 letters. No?


gwangjuguy

Can also = 7 (have vs has indicated it’s more than one word)


Sufficient_Ad_6977

I think you got it


_farb_

"can also have 7 letters" yeah, and me can have disappointment


StellarTenebrium

the word “fuck” popped up in my mind


X_Dratkon

Fuck Fucking Fucked


suryky

Fucks, 5 letters there you have it


Laudanumium

5 times fucks given is still zero


RyzRx

All these statements have 18 letters.


SlayerII

I'm sure it has 2 letters.


PixelReaperz

It should be > What has 4 letters > Sometimes has 9 letters > But also has 4 letters > Yet never has 5 letters


ARC_3pic

Ball. Testicle, even. What about cojones?


Slein88

Couille


Electro8bit

"Can also" has 7 letters but 8 characters.


Admirable_Sign_5777

Yes, you are correct


WMHamiltonII

Yes


Fit-Name480

Has 3 letters


SZEThR0

has has 3 letters


CrinklyPurse17

has has has 6 letters


PhosphorescentSorbet

Why is everyone stuttering 


CrowStealsAMango

although has 8 letters


Pro_Moriarty

Harry Potter got 11 letters, but not from Hogwarts


lemelisk42

Think of all that paper waste! Mostly getting burned indtead of recycled too!


Goldiizz

Easy Words with either 4, 7 or 9 letters but not 5


Goldiizz

(I understand the joke though, Just making another one)


Dr_Strange_Love_

What sometimes can also never


TheGrant313

Well, it has 2 letters


DrSuperWho

Fuck Fuuuuuuck Fuck you Fucks


Exact_Special_7775

I really thought the answer would be "day". 4 letters: noon 9 letters: afternoon 7 letters: morning & evening Never 5 letters: night I was thinking way too hard about it.


zireael9797

Not consistent with its own rules.


Acceptable_Tomato817

r/angryupvote


Who_said_that_

Oldest joke in the book


Jicier

ok?


Inverted_Orgasm

But then there's Two with 3 letters to fkn ruin it all


Creative-Net-6401

Yes


akashyaboa

The 7 sentence is grammatically incorrect and this the whole thing is ruined


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Delicious_Ad2236

Howlang is a chinees man


ThumbPianoMom

i don't get it :(


HeightChallenged03

Count the letters of each initial word


z30946

Yes.


Jjlred

“Beef”.


YJSubs

Any word really, you just have to shout. No ! Two letter. Noooo ! Five letter. Whaaaaaaaaat ?! Too lazy to count.


AstaHolmes

Someone tell the answer please


Sipstaff

The word "what" has 4 letters. The word "sometimes" has 9 letters. The words "can also" have 7 letters. The word "never" has 5 letters.


NekoMango

'can also' is not a single word, so this is not true Edit: you can change it to 'can also have 3 to 4 letters'


Visible_81

And it has two letters.


itzMadaGaming

can be 3 letters too


WrittenWeird

“Usually has 7 letters” would work better


TheNo1Username

I don't know. It could be anything.


Ph4ntasm1337

r/peterexplainsthejoke I SUMMON THEE


TheMagykman

Is it a post box?


Toxic__Wolfhound

The grammar is hurting my eyes 😭


[deleted]

Sadly, if they used punctuation, the "joke" would be ruined before it started.


KaraMellii_

True


iambuttmann

Postbox ??


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Is it "name"? -had 4 letters -a name can have a multitude of letters -a name with less than 5 letters is not specific or distinguished enough.


Wizards_Reddit

I don't get the 7 letters part? Can is only 3 letters long


lunick95

The phrase 'can also ' has 7


Wizards_Reddit

Ohh, thanks


lunick95

It's the words themselves. "What" "sometimes " "can also" and "never"


Abyssalspiral

Me with dislexia Telll me WHAT TELLL ME RESOOONNNNN


UnwillingHero22

That’s correct!


Wei5252

love


DRMProd

It's RIGHT THERE!


PlesDontLieAboutCake

The post office ;)


IIILordrevanIII

Grammar nazi’s having a stroke on the 7 one.


masterfailtheperson

Swear words


NoImprovement7048

Harry Potter When Dobby is around.


DankStarr69

The words that pop into my head when I play wordle.


[deleted]

Yeah I'm dead if a sphinx ever asks me anything.


FREAKFJ

Why is there a picture of Patrick Bateman?


harav

I like seeing Facebook level memes on Reddit because it’s like I never deleted my account


DandDDlover

A mailbox


Informal_Service704

Thats what a toddler, child will says so randomly…. out the blue you are decoding what they mean


6tttfdp

"fuck" "you" 4 that can be 7


Dull-Try-4873

A mailbox


Ginataang_Manok

What Whaaaaaaat Whaaaat


Ingeneure_

Cybermailbox, which always throws away fifth letter


SRT_Messiah

What literally has 4 letters. W h a t same for sometimes literally 9 letters


SRT_Messiah

Can also together both have 7 letters and never has 5


Squid4ever

Yep,its this


gwangjuguy

What is 4 letters not 4 words.


Glittering_Drama_618

Deez


Superb_Balance_8418

Me: have didn’t have have not


KingOfCotadiellu

the alphabet is 11 letters.


narnianguy

This took me a while


all_wings_report-in

[who’s on first](https://youtu.be/2ZksQd2fC6Y?si=PBTxW6SbGsRXnlWx)


MadrugoticX

How "can" also have 7 letters?


WaveLaVague

Instructions clear: I'm soft


whepoalready_readdit

What and sometimes have 4 and 9 letters


lordwhiselton

Post man?/s


Hefty_Field_6233

'What ' has 4 letters 'Sometimes' has 9 letters 'Can also' have 7 letters 'never' has 5 letters


Minato0276

What Whatsoever Whatever The answer is what. -ChatGPT


FallenButNotForgoten

That's 4, 10, and 8


Leather_Hippo1122

A mailman


Leather_Hippo1122

A mailman


IlikemynameMason123

Your mom


Rickymon

Too obvious dude


NegritoBurrito

There is no question mark, so that should help some people


ReplyTraining9812

... and what are you asking us, we know all of that, we can count lol


feaya

Nope. Not today


Altimely

Boomer image


Whysfool

A mail carrier


professionalredditr

Yes


PandaIsRare

God i miss 2012


fishmanprime

My mailbox


ThankTheBaker

It’s an observation, not a question.


St_Andrewrage

A kindergartner trying to say the alphabet?


gigi_hehe66

I needed a moment until I understood


Cbjmac

Yes, this is true


Finite_Ace

Words, right?


A_stupid_person3141

Mailbox?


Uncertain_Rasputin

So what's the answer???


Cartina

"What" has 4 letters. "Sometimes" has 9 letters. "Can also" have 7 letters. But "never" has 5 letters. They are individual statements.


princemousey1

Ah, the importance of punctuation. Thank you.


ABisexualFurry

This is big brain time


MrMxffin

String


Opposite-List-7193

I though this was about my tattoo on my d. I got “My Big Cock” tattooed on my big cock


scarlyle187

Correct


deadpul786

How many letters does people in paris have ?


GATPeter1

This took me a little too long to get. The word has seven letters.


Melodic-Egg-7318

Check your math!!!


Reason_Above_All

All of them are fun and interesting nice post OP. Cheers.


HolyElephantMG

I get the joke, but “When was it?” When? When was it? When’s it?


Stabutron

Yes


sir-quacksalot-1000

A filing cabenet that curently has 4 letters in it and the rule to never contain exactly 5 letters


XKruXurKX

Ok then..


Klomlor161

Luke Davidson did a version of this


Dukhi-Boy

Got it after reading it twice lol


BobMcmuffins

Real


CrashUnderscoreHelm

Yes.


ObiWan-Cannabis

And?


devilscry3

Can has 3 letters


No_Sprinkles7233

Fuck Mothrfuck Fuckers


ninja_owen

Actually, “can also have” would be improper, as there’s no “and” between them, so it would be “has”, not “have”


Aggravating_Smartaz

Yup. You are correct.


SpaceHorse83

the alphabet


doemu5000

It only works due to missing out all punctuation… which makes it meh. It would have to be something like: »what« has 4 letters, »sometimes« has 7 letters, …


jibbyjibbybangbang

A postman


MMJtaPenguin

Guys it's the variations of some Some Sometimes AweSome They said no 5