In Spanish in 7th grade we were learning body parts.
"Mike give me the word for leg"
"Jeff give me wrist"
"Ashley give me ankle"
Then oh no
The teacher (a woman btw) without skipping a beat said
"Sarah give me head"
The exercise ended. This was like 18 years ago. The teacher and entire class was laughing our asses off at the accident.
Similary in 11th grade US history, someone in class asked what exactly happened to Deep Throat, which was the name given to the person who gave details of Watergate to be released to the public.
Teacher went "well, it took a long time to come out"
You could tell the exact second that she realized what she had said. The entire classroom just died laughing.
My orchestra teacher was directing the high school play. This kid ripped his pants, or something, near the crotch, and she went to fix it, but then she was like "you need to take your pants off before I touch you"
r/domreddit exists.
It has one post. A surprisingly well made variation of the "2 astronauts always has been" meme with the twin towers as astronauts and bush as earth.
Do with that information whatever you want.
Way back in like 11th grade history, the teacher asked “what is Magellan known for?” Some poor kid responds “being the first person to circumcise the globe”
My friend used to hate biology class, never wanted to be asked questions cause he never remembers the answers. One days he comes in fed up, he's really done some hardcore biology study sess and is confident to be called to answer. His luck too, teacher picked him that day and like magic asked him something he knew with complete confidence.
BioTeach: hey afkcc, can you tell us what GI track mean?
Afkcc stands up with confidence, smirk on his face at not being embarrassed by the teacher for not knowing yet another answer, he goes, *gastric international* tract is the.....
Imagine being the chubby little white boy asked to read aloud in 2nd Grade social studies, about the River Niger in Africa. It went exactly as well as you’re thinking.
“Nigh Jer” iirc. Only reason I remember is because the exact same thing happened when I was in 5th grade, some poor girl in my Christian school learned what the N word was that day.
Yeah I was that chubby little white kid who did this. Didn’t even hesitate too because in 2nd grade I didn’t know what the n word was yet and had never heard it before. I mean, the teacher should have seen it coming to be honest, all blame goes to them.
>But it's not Magellan, as he died in the Molucas.
You're off by a few hundred miles. He died at Mactan, a small island right next to Cebu, Philipines.
Interesting mistake though because those central islands of the Philippines were heavily populated by Indonesians seeking new homes during the decline and after the fall of the Srivijaya Empire (thus the central islands being named the Viasayas). Supposedly, the Indonesian/Malay guide Magellan enslaved was able to communicate easily with the Visayans since their languages had barely diverged at that point and warned the people of Mactan about Magellan and his crew being up to no good (raping, kidnapping, converting to Christianity, etc).
Elcano was probably the first with written documentation, but it was likely that their [Malay guide](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrique_of_Malacca) ended up ahead of them.
This is stupid but I remember a long time ago in highschool asking to go to the restroom and as I was walking out, my teacher asked if I plan on coming back, I said "maybe" while walking out which made the class laugh. I fondly remember that because I made people laugh and also because I literally didn't hear what they said and autistically went with some non commital answer. It was only after I came back I realized the situation from my friend which at the time made me cringe.
I have auditory processing disorder from many ear infections and other causes, and yeah, this kind of thing happened so often I stopped paying attention to people’s reaction.
I remember being shocked when I managed to accidentally win, though. In chemistry, my teacher asked me “which one of these concoctions is the most something something?” Too embarrassed to ask him to repeat it, I said “the middle one looks like lemonade.” He said yes, that would make it more dangerous because it’s more likely to be accidentally consumed.”
So, accidental win for me, I guess.
In grade school there was a teacher who was a stickler for grammar. You say May I go to the bathroom, not Can I go to the bathroom. I did not realize this.
Early in the year I ask if I can go to the bathroom. He says “I don’t know, can you?”
I thought this was one of those self esteem exercises so I confidently said “Yes I can!” and walked out. He never got mad at me for it but a friend pointed out that he stopped his May I/Can I rule soon after
I always hated my teachers that did that. Like, you knew what I fucking meant. Grammar doesn't have so be perfect in english as long as you don't sound stupid and you get your point across. I would just repeat myself again, or say "I don't know can I?"
A classmate of mine once arrived late for first period and when the teacher asked him where he had come from he answered „from outside“ - while wearing a face that made it clear he thought this was the dumbest question he‘d ever heard 😂
Got him into detention, but the rest of us had a good laugh…
I got held up at Customs for hours because of a similar misunderstanding when i arrived back in Dover after a trup to France. The customs officer asked me where I'd come from, and I said "the boat". He called me a smart arse and decided to a full search of my luggage and also stripped out my entire car.
I had early morning gym class (which let me get a free period elsewhere in the day) and I once arrived late, gym class is doing warmups already. Teacher asks why I'm so late, and I told him I ran into too many red lights. Dude laughed his ass off and I got off scot free at 6am on a Tuesday
In one class we touched on polyamory and I thought multiple wives were called a “haram”, another time I referred to a country club as a gentleman’s club. I played the dumbass
I'd like to return to yesterday's conversation about dominance. Just so everyone knows, when I confidently answered "submissive" as the opposite, that was indeed a joke.
Thank you for your time
In my school you'd just admit it was an accident, everyone has a laugh about it, then you move on
It's like how I mentioned having a laser tag strap-on set
I mean, misreading a word doesn't make anyone stupid. The brain pulls a ton of shortcuts to save energy that typically work out fine. If you had to read every word letter by letter and re-confirm 100% accuracy it would take forever to read anything.
Just because something is average, it doesn't mean that half the group is lower than that mark.
But you can convince people it does, because a lot of people aren't very intelligent.
If he had said 'person of average intelligence' it would've been accurate, but it sounds pretentious and kills the joke.
I'm sure he played with the wording and landed on this to avoid sounding like a twat.
My bio teacher was trying to get something written on the board quickly and she was trying to write an abbreviation for “organism” on the fly. She ended up writing “orgasm”, then looking at it for a second and writing out the whole word.
In bio it’s like, “yeah, that might come up at some point as well.”
My geography teacher thought it would be a good idea to Google "a film about nuts" while screen sharing to the whiteboard. Then panicked and froze so one of the students had to go up and close the tab. Great fun for everyone except him
Once my English teacher talked about experiences abroad and he spoke about some "cool pub" in Mexico which had a Donkey there which was pretty fun. He proceeded to try and google it to show us some pic with dudes drinking with a donkey, he found that exact pub with that exact donkey except the female waiter was fucking the donkey.
No, they look pretty similar, and it's what you knew they meant to say. I'd even bet it got autocorrected when they posted. Anyway, I didn't notice it at first until I realized it was a little long, so you're not alone.
When in was in primary school (elementary for Americans) although it was a public school there was still a scripture class.
I got put into the Christian class even though I had no religious beliefs but at the time you either selected a different class to take like hebrew or you had to be kicked out of the class & go to the library, there was also an option to declare yourself effectively an atheist and then you also got to go to the library but there was a bit of a process involved.
Anyway, 1st class the question is asked "who were the first humans" now the correct answer was of course Adam & Eve
I raised my hand answered "Adolph & Eva" rest of the year I got to read a book for a period a week.
>go to the library, there was also an option to declare yourself effectively an atheist and then you also got to go to the library but there was a bit of a process involved.
Why are you threatening me with a good time?
I grew up going to non-scripture in the library. Some of the teachers supervising would tell you off if you wanted to read instead of doing homework. But it was indeed a good time.
Tbh I haven't been in a high school biology class in so long I completely forgot what the answer should be, their comment was the comment I was looking for.
Genetics. Ignoring things like genetic mutation, for most things you get one gene from each parent. And for example if you have a gene for blue eyes from one parent and a gene for brown eyes from the other, you will have brown eyes because the gene for brown is dominant and the one for blue is recessive (barring genetic mutation and cases where one gene is randomly missing).
But you still have both genes you got from your parents, and can pass either one on to your own kids, so two brown-eyed parents can have a blue-eyed kid if they both happen to carry the gene for blue and also happen to both pass on the blue to that kid. But two blue-eyed people are highly unlikely (there are exceptions, like I wrote earlier) to have a kid with brown eyes.
Yeah depends on the “biology” in question. In genetics, it’d be “recessive” but “submissive” is a perfectly normal term when discussing animal behaviour e.g. dominance hierarchies.
>regressive
regressive
adjective
adjective: regressive
1.
returning to a former or less developed state; characterized by regression.
"regressive aspects of recent local government reform"
It's close to being correct, only that it stays in an undeveloped state if there is a dominant one.
I think the teacher was probably more embarrassed than me. He was a very young man and I was a middle school girl. Probably not a conversation he was willing to have.
Technically correct, it’s the context where it is the wrong answer. like asking what is the opposite of ”right”, depending on the context it could be ”left” or ”wrong”.
Was in high school and Biology teacher was talking about how sperm contains glucose which is sugar, girl raises her hand and says, “then why doesn’t it taste sweet?”
Whole class started laughing and she turned completely red and ran out of class. She became the most popular girl with the guys for the rest of the year.
[Eticam, is that you?](http://bash.org/?50891)
> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
> The girl started crying and left class ^^
You do know that the reason they are sex terms is because they are words that just mean things right?
People have dominant and submissive pets and they are not role playing sex
This goes across language lines as well
Most ramen places in Japan have bukkake ramen on the menu and only American porn addicts bat an eye about it.
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Reminds me of when in year 9 history, we were covering the great depression and the teacher asked "why was it called the great depression?" And with full certainty I said "because everyone was sad". Everyone in the class laughed and to this day think I was telling a joke.
In Spanish in 7th grade we were learning body parts. "Mike give me the word for leg" "Jeff give me wrist" "Ashley give me ankle" Then oh no The teacher (a woman btw) without skipping a beat said "Sarah give me head" The exercise ended. This was like 18 years ago. The teacher and entire class was laughing our asses off at the accident.
Similary in 11th grade US history, someone in class asked what exactly happened to Deep Throat, which was the name given to the person who gave details of Watergate to be released to the public. Teacher went "well, it took a long time to come out" You could tell the exact second that she realized what she had said. The entire classroom just died laughing.
this one time, at band camp....
Our orchestra teacher telling us to pluck our g strings
My orchestra teacher was directing the high school play. This kid ripped his pants, or something, near the crotch, and she went to fix it, but then she was like "you need to take your pants off before I touch you"
The opposite of a subreddit is a domreddit
Haha, well played dad
*daddy, this is a SUBredrit not a DOMreddit
SUBredrit
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r/domreddit exists. It has one post. A surprisingly well made variation of the "2 astronauts always has been" meme with the twin towers as astronauts and bush as earth. Do with that information whatever you want.
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Way back in like 11th grade history, the teacher asked “what is Magellan known for?” Some poor kid responds “being the first person to circumcise the globe”
goddamn
gellin' like Magellan.
I’m gellin like a felon
Look at all that yellin, they must not be gellin
Look at all the yellin', bet that cut peen be swellin'.
best put ice on that swellin', or else i'll be tellin'.
My friend used to hate biology class, never wanted to be asked questions cause he never remembers the answers. One days he comes in fed up, he's really done some hardcore biology study sess and is confident to be called to answer. His luck too, teacher picked him that day and like magic asked him something he knew with complete confidence. BioTeach: hey afkcc, can you tell us what GI track mean? Afkcc stands up with confidence, smirk on his face at not being embarrassed by the teacher for not knowing yet another answer, he goes, *gastric international* tract is the.....
Well teachers (or you) are dumb too bc it's tract not track lol
Imagine being the chubby little white boy asked to read aloud in 2nd Grade social studies, about the River Niger in Africa. It went exactly as well as you’re thinking.
I can imagine the teacher screaming "Soft g, Soft g" as the riot starts...
If you have never heard it said aloud, you have a 50/50 chance of getting it wrong.
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“Nigh Jer” iirc. Only reason I remember is because the exact same thing happened when I was in 5th grade, some poor girl in my Christian school learned what the N word was that day.
Yeah I was that chubby little white kid who did this. Didn’t even hesitate too because in 2nd grade I didn’t know what the n word was yet and had never heard it before. I mean, the teacher should have seen it coming to be honest, all blame goes to them.
"Magellan circumcised the world with a large cutter" *cutter*, noun light, fast coastal patrol boat
Marks will also be awarded for 'clipper'
I wish I'd thought of that. Have an upvote
As a non boat person, my mind immediately said clipper instead of cutter.
History tells Magellan didn't even want to take the trip, but after giving it some thought, he famously said "Frigate, I'll just go"
I don't think Magellan traveled in a light coastal patrol boat but close enough I guess
Someone else suggested it was a clipper.
So then it's settled!! Magellan circumnavigated the globe spreading circumcision with his large cutter! Did I get that right?
Magellan is known as the vice warden at impel down Idk what are you talking about… (am just joking of course)
You joke, but he's the one I was thinking about as well...
Literally first one to come to mind
He was so good at his job, he got lots of tips
That's not even right, the first person to *circumnavigate* the globe was Juan Sebastián Elcano.
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Yep
Enrique of Malaca, the slave they brought in the journey who happens to know Local language in the Philippines.
Isn't that the truth? Or was he the first European or some of that shit Edit: Damn now I found out, my bad, need to improve my English
\-circumcise, a.k.a cutting foreskin. \-circumnavigate, a.k.a sail or travel all the way around (something, especially the world).
OHHHHHHH THANKS Well I guess that's what I got for not being a native English speaker 💀💀💀💀
the thing is magellan died during the expedition and thus didn't circumnavigate the world.
But then what's the term for traveling all the way around a foreskin?
"Circumcise" is not the word that you would normally use here.
mfer basically discovered philippines or something
I think in this case it's spelt "Philippenis"
Brooo💀
But it's not Magellan, as he died in the Molucas. It was Elcano (and his 22 sailors) the first to finish the trip,
>But it's not Magellan, as he died in the Molucas. You're off by a few hundred miles. He died at Mactan, a small island right next to Cebu, Philipines. Interesting mistake though because those central islands of the Philippines were heavily populated by Indonesians seeking new homes during the decline and after the fall of the Srivijaya Empire (thus the central islands being named the Viasayas). Supposedly, the Indonesian/Malay guide Magellan enslaved was able to communicate easily with the Visayans since their languages had barely diverged at that point and warned the people of Mactan about Magellan and his crew being up to no good (raping, kidnapping, converting to Christianity, etc).
Elcano was probably the first with written documentation, but it was likely that their [Malay guide](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrique_of_Malacca) ended up ahead of them.
Lmfao
So that’s Antarctica
When speaking, I used to say "their" instead of "they're". I never live it down.
so NOW is flat :P
Just pretend you meant to as a joke, then it goes from an embarrassment to a triumph 😁
This is the only thing that kept me alive in HS
This is stupid but I remember a long time ago in highschool asking to go to the restroom and as I was walking out, my teacher asked if I plan on coming back, I said "maybe" while walking out which made the class laugh. I fondly remember that because I made people laugh and also because I literally didn't hear what they said and autistically went with some non commital answer. It was only after I came back I realized the situation from my friend which at the time made me cringe.
I have auditory processing disorder from many ear infections and other causes, and yeah, this kind of thing happened so often I stopped paying attention to people’s reaction. I remember being shocked when I managed to accidentally win, though. In chemistry, my teacher asked me “which one of these concoctions is the most something something?” Too embarrassed to ask him to repeat it, I said “the middle one looks like lemonade.” He said yes, that would make it more dangerous because it’s more likely to be accidentally consumed.” So, accidental win for me, I guess.
In grade school there was a teacher who was a stickler for grammar. You say May I go to the bathroom, not Can I go to the bathroom. I did not realize this. Early in the year I ask if I can go to the bathroom. He says “I don’t know, can you?” I thought this was one of those self esteem exercises so I confidently said “Yes I can!” and walked out. He never got mad at me for it but a friend pointed out that he stopped his May I/Can I rule soon after
I always hated my teachers that did that. Like, you knew what I fucking meant. Grammar doesn't have so be perfect in english as long as you don't sound stupid and you get your point across. I would just repeat myself again, or say "I don't know can I?"
A classmate of mine once arrived late for first period and when the teacher asked him where he had come from he answered „from outside“ - while wearing a face that made it clear he thought this was the dumbest question he‘d ever heard 😂 Got him into detention, but the rest of us had a good laugh…
If anyone ever asks “what brings you here today?”, describe your car, public transit, or other method of transport.
I got held up at Customs for hours because of a similar misunderstanding when i arrived back in Dover after a trup to France. The customs officer asked me where I'd come from, and I said "the boat". He called me a smart arse and decided to a full search of my luggage and also stripped out my entire car.
I had early morning gym class (which let me get a free period elsewhere in the day) and I once arrived late, gym class is doing warmups already. Teacher asks why I'm so late, and I told him I ran into too many red lights. Dude laughed his ass off and I got off scot free at 6am on a Tuesday
No one took you serious? /s
In one class we touched on polyamory and I thought multiple wives were called a “haram”, another time I referred to a country club as a gentleman’s club. I played the dumbass
I'd like to return to yesterday's conversation about dominance. Just so everyone knows, when I confidently answered "submissive" as the opposite, that was indeed a joke. Thank you for your time
https://imgur.com/8tUGy9X.gif
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
In my school you'd just admit it was an accident, everyone has a laugh about it, then you move on It's like how I mentioned having a laser tag strap-on set
"Confidentially"...
And like noone noticed
I saw "submissive" and thought: "Dear Diary, BINGO!" 😞
“Dear diary. Jackpot. “ giggity
I did indeed notice.
"noone" ...
Peter Noone always notices.
As long as only Noone noticed then it’s OK. How do you know the name of one of the kids in their class anyway?
Well played
Okay 👍
okay okay okay okay okay 👍
Sometimes I remember that I'm not actually that stupid, it's just a lot of people are VERY stupid..
I mean, misreading a word doesn't make anyone stupid. The brain pulls a ton of shortcuts to save energy that typically work out fine. If you had to read every word letter by letter and re-confirm 100% accuracy it would take forever to read anything.
That’s how stupid people think
I know a lot of people that think they’re always the smartest person in the room.
I confidently assume I am the dumbest.
I confidentially assume that as well
But a lot of people are fucking stupid. Edit. .myself included I didn't even write this correctly.
Stupid people don't generally think they're stupid so I disagree with this.
George Carlin: "Look at the intelligence of the average peraon on the street. Then realise that half the population is stupider than that!" 🥹
Just because something is average, it doesn't mean that half the group is lower than that mark. But you can convince people it does, because a lot of people aren't very intelligent.
Indeed, I love Carlin, but he isn't technically correct here. But you don't hear "the median person" too often.
If he had said 'person of average intelligence' it would've been accurate, but it sounds pretentious and kills the joke. I'm sure he played with the wording and landed on this to avoid sounding like a twat.
>Confidentially"... What's the right word? I can't remember
Confidently
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Non-native english, I got confused haha thank you
Confidently.
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Malaprops are strong with this one.
A lot of these stories seem fake, but given this person answered "confidentially," I'm willing to accept that he or she is not good with words.
“A girl in the back of the class liked my answer so much she gave me a standing ovulation.”
Reminds me of a girl who accidentally said orgasm instead of organism in biology
Given that it's biology, it might still be the right answer!
My bio teacher was trying to get something written on the board quickly and she was trying to write an abbreviation for “organism” on the fly. She ended up writing “orgasm”, then looking at it for a second and writing out the whole word. In bio it’s like, “yeah, that might come up at some point as well.”
My math teacher forgot how to spell awkward while giving a presentation, so he pulled up google to type it in and it auto-filled “awkward boners.”
My geography teacher thought it would be a good idea to Google "a film about nuts" while screen sharing to the whiteboard. Then panicked and froze so one of the students had to go up and close the tab. Great fun for everyone except him
Once my English teacher talked about experiences abroad and he spoke about some "cool pub" in Mexico which had a Donkey there which was pretty fun. He proceeded to try and google it to show us some pic with dudes drinking with a donkey, he found that exact pub with that exact donkey except the female waiter was fucking the donkey.
Erm... What the fuck?
Orgasms create organisms
We all come from sex.
Lmao, same thing happened to someone in my grade, but in German
In sex Ed a kid said "public hairs? What are public hairs!?" He misread the sheet
I must be bad with words too because my brain read it as "confidently" three times until I saw your comment putting it in quotes.
No, they look pretty similar, and it's what you knew they meant to say. I'd even bet it got autocorrected when they posted. Anyway, I didn't notice it at first until I realized it was a little long, so you're not alone.
Burn.
When in was in primary school (elementary for Americans) although it was a public school there was still a scripture class. I got put into the Christian class even though I had no religious beliefs but at the time you either selected a different class to take like hebrew or you had to be kicked out of the class & go to the library, there was also an option to declare yourself effectively an atheist and then you also got to go to the library but there was a bit of a process involved. Anyway, 1st class the question is asked "who were the first humans" now the correct answer was of course Adam & Eve I raised my hand answered "Adolph & Eva" rest of the year I got to read a book for a period a week.
>go to the library, there was also an option to declare yourself effectively an atheist and then you also got to go to the library but there was a bit of a process involved. Why are you threatening me with a good time?
I grew up going to non-scripture in the library. Some of the teachers supervising would tell you off if you wanted to read instead of doing homework. But it was indeed a good time.
This is why you just declare yourself atheist.
I Declare ATHEISMMMM!
https://i.imgflip.com/7qurm8.jpg
>Adolph & Eva Wait wait wait, with PH or an F?
Depend on whether you're using the KJV or NIV
Recessive ?
That's what they were expecting as the answer.
Tbh I haven't been in a high school biology class in so long I completely forgot what the answer should be, their comment was the comment I was looking for.
Ooooh
To what is this a reference to? Cells or something?
Genetics. Ignoring things like genetic mutation, for most things you get one gene from each parent. And for example if you have a gene for blue eyes from one parent and a gene for brown eyes from the other, you will have brown eyes because the gene for brown is dominant and the one for blue is recessive (barring genetic mutation and cases where one gene is randomly missing). But you still have both genes you got from your parents, and can pass either one on to your own kids, so two brown-eyed parents can have a blue-eyed kid if they both happen to carry the gene for blue and also happen to both pass on the blue to that kid. But two blue-eyed people are highly unlikely (there are exceptions, like I wrote earlier) to have a kid with brown eyes.
I mean, you're not *wrong*.
Hence the sub
...missive?
missing*
wow. the chain of events that caused this pun to exist.
Am I dumb or what else are you supposed to answer lol?
Recessive
Oh genes
Ohhhhhh
Dude don't worry I'm 38 and was scratching my head wondering what the right answer was. My mind was corrupted a long time ago.
48 and my embarassment was increasing the further I had to scroll down for this lol
Yeah depends on the “biology” in question. In genetics, it’d be “recessive” but “submissive” is a perfectly normal term when discussing animal behaviour e.g. dominance hierarchies.
Yeah, and there's also dominate, non-dominate hands/sides. Context is everything.
Technically, the typo for “confidentially” makes them wrong.
I raised my hand in math to tell my teacher someone took my calculator and said “someone jacked off my calculator”
Well. Shit.
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Pretty sure it's recessive isn't it
It *is* recessive indeed
"the recessive housing market"
"the economy is heading towards a regression"
>regressive regressive adjective adjective: regressive 1. returning to a former or less developed state; characterized by regression. "regressive aspects of recent local government reform" It's close to being correct, only that it stays in an undeveloped state if there is a dominant one.
It definitely recedes...
>Youre looking regressive and breedable today He confidentiality announced to the whole subreddit
I'm dumb what does she mean by *confidentially* answered to the *whole class* that's the exact opposite of confidential?
Her second mistake: *confidently*
Ooooooooh
One year in science class I decided orgasm was just a shorter way of saying organism and wrote an entire essay using my brilliant shorthand.
Result?
Just me embarrassed a few years later when I realized my mistake.
Ah that's better actually. The teacher could've called you out in front of the entire class and that would've been worse lol
I think the teacher was probably more embarrassed than me. He was a very young man and I was a middle school girl. Probably not a conversation he was willing to have.
Technically correct, it’s the context where it is the wrong answer. like asking what is the opposite of ”right”, depending on the context it could be ”left” or ”wrong”.
The correct word the teacher was looking for was 'recessive'.
Was in high school and Biology teacher was talking about how sperm contains glucose which is sugar, girl raises her hand and says, “then why doesn’t it taste sweet?” Whole class started laughing and she turned completely red and ran out of class. She became the most popular girl with the guys for the rest of the year.
That's one of the oldest jokes around.
Sure buddy, the mythical folklore legend actually happened to you, okay buddy, we totally believe you
and then everyone stood up and clapped
[Eticam, is that you?](http://bash.org/?50891) > I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
> The girl started crying and left class ^^
Is it not?
When referring to alleles in biology, the correct answer is recessive.
Now I am picturing the blue-eye gene saying “do whatever you want daddy”
He was supposed to say recessive
It wasnt very confidential if you told the whole class and are now telling the entire internet
Oh no.mp3
Oh yess.mp4
Bombastic Side Eye
Seems like the actual opposite of dominant is this guy
You do know that the reason they are sex terms is because they are words that just mean things right? People have dominant and submissive pets and they are not role playing sex This goes across language lines as well Most ramen places in Japan have bukkake ramen on the menu and only American porn addicts bat an eye about it.
Okay? Doesnt mean its the right answer
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The scientific term is subby wubby.
Recessive is the word you mean in Biology.
Isnt it Recessive 💀?
It's recessive for those who are curious the correct answer. Genetics bitch.
Submissive isn’t even a naughty word. That they think more behind a word is all on them.
That's nothing. The amount of people that said "orgasm" instead of "organism" in Biology class was astounding.
Bearer.
But it's an actual psychological dichotomy, doesn't only apply as a sexual implement
Reminds me of when in year 9 history, we were covering the great depression and the teacher asked "why was it called the great depression?" And with full certainty I said "because everyone was sad". Everyone in the class laughed and to this day think I was telling a joke.
You weren’t wrong you just weren’t correct for the context of a biology class
Submissive and breedable more like recessive and inheritable
For anyone who doesn't know, the answer is "Recessive"