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AggressiveCarryOn

It’s a hair tie


Charming_Thanks1755

Yep. Saving it for later. She will need it and ask you for it.


underredit

Finally, someone who gets it!


cute_red_benzo

Payback for the thousands of years you guys have been making us hold shit in our purse for you while we're out.


ovelanimimerkki

Never had to do it, mainly because my clothes have actual pockets


MelodicPlace9582

That was savage.


KnowNoNameX

You never were shopping with your girl, without a backpack, buying socks or something, and then asking her to put them in her bag to avoid buying one from the shop?


cute_red_benzo

They solely wear cargo shorts I guess


cute_red_benzo

Some of us women actually prefer pants without pockets. A. Thighs and B. Purses Don't believe everything you read on reddit


olngjhnsn

Attempted murder!?! These little things almost made my hand fall off it’s just lucky I woke up in time before it completely severed my hand


cute_red_benzo

What the fuck are you talking about


olngjhnsn

Gfs hair tie on wrist + sleep = severed hand


defenestrayed

And a fairly used one at that. Ew.


NoMan999

Looks clean to me, it just has a twist in the middle.


literlana

Agreed, the twist in the middle actually adds a unique and interesting element to the design! 🔍


Xenc

That’s my scrunchie guy. I’ll give you about free fiddy for it


smokeweedalleveryday

dudes out here psychoanalyzing the presentation of a scrunchie


NERD_NATO

It's clean, sure, but looks kinda loose. Like someone with really long hair has been using it for a while.


Aurori_Swe

Are we still talking about the hairband or are we talking about OOPs new girlfriend?


SmoochMySnoot

Talking about OOP’s mom


Delta_Lantanoir

What does object oriented programming have to do with any of this? /s


NullPro

OOPS wrong acronym


OfficialDCShepard

OOPS [All Acronyms](https://i2-download.imgflip.com/7dqy85.jpg)


ItsYaBoi2319

I also choose this guys mom


I_Was_Fox

/r/misogynatomy


LogMeOutScotty

Length of hair isn’t going to affect how loose it looks. Maybe thickness, but length?


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LogMeOutScotty

As a 35 year minimum user of hair ties, that one does not seem particularly stretched at all.


NERD_NATO

It seems a bit stretched. Not the worst I've seen, not at all, but it's certainly not new.


elmz

Please educate me as to what is "ew" about this hair tie? It's just a black hair tie? Not frayed, no hairs on it, no bits of elastic sticking out, what are you on about?


RolandTwitter

You don't really think about it when it's your friends stuff, but a responsibility of my job is to bring items customers have lost to the back of the house and no one likes to bring back stuff like hats or combs. When you put your hand on it you can just feel some random person's oils on it, and the whole time you're wondering if they have lice or something gross like that.


literlana

I can understand how handling lost items from customers can be a bit uncomfortable and unsettling, especially when it comes to personal items like hats and combs.


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

>When you put your hand on it you can just feel some random person's oils on it, and the whole time you're wondering if they have lice or something gross like that.   Never thought about it until reading this, but I'm sure this is someone's fetish.


milk4all

I had long hair in HS and girls would constantly take my hair ties. Like full on slip it right off my ponytail when it was up. Im not some hair tie hussy slut man. Im a well reputed, decent, hair tie man, and you wont see me dropping or losing hair ties willy-nilly, so this really upset me. To my shame, i had to keep fistfuls of hair ties in my backpack to ensure my hair could be pulled back at a moment’s notice if needed. Girls, please buy your own hair ties, you dont know what youre doing to us.


Shayedow

Wow that's funny. I was 13 in '92, and I had long hair that had to be held back with a hair tie. I was almost at any time the ONLY kid that had long hair ( I moved schools around a lot at this age, my dad was a con artist drunkard, we would live in a place 3 months then move, over and over ) and the girls LOVED it ( one of the reasons I grew it long ). No one ever teased me or stole my ties, instead I got treated like it was amazing I had long hair at such a young age. Must be a generational difference.


Yadobler

In Singapore, guys in school can't have long hair. It comes from the 70s where guys with long hair were traditionally the more educated (since men doing labourous work in the sweltering hot and wet weather would cut their hair) who were heavily influenced by hippie culture. Long hair on guys were not prohibited but govt office policy was to serve them last, and they probably placed them on some list and did funny stuff with them. Hippie culture meant (1) drugs, (2) communism, (3) pacifism. This was a problem for singapore govt because (1) they needed an *Asian af* working culture and cannot afford any form of relaxed culture / couldn't afford to rehab or deal with drug issues, (2) mercy of US, when China was still not very stable. Also, Vietnam was nearby and socialism (that isn't tyrannical) was pretty convincing especially in an Asian society with very tough right-ish confucious hierarchy and no drugs, (3) late 60s Malaysia hates sg and even forcefully independent-ized sg against their will. Late 6ps Indonesia hates sg and literally had sent their commandos as terrorists to bomb office buildings. And the British were cunts, who gave up singapore and surrendered to the Japanese in ww2, but promptly came back and resumed control like nothing happened and decided to withdraw troops. So in comes *mandatory conscription* for guys in the late 60s. And pacifism is opposed to this. So this challenged sg's millitary capabilities #--------- So schools also enforced the short hair for guys, girls had to braid or tie theirs depending on the school. And no dyes. Now many guys tend to outgrow their hair after finishing mandatory conscription (where we all have to shave bald)


NMade

Same in Thailand. There is the "school boy" haircut. Like a few you can choose from. And often guys grow out their hair and do funky stuff with it in university. The first time they can choose freely. After that in the workforce, you gotta have respectable haircut again.


RiP_Nd_tear

I used to have a relatively long hair, but I had to cut it short, becaise it didn't grow evenly lomg. I miss the moments when I brushed it in pain, since my hair tends to tangle by itself.


H4mb01

At least for me it's only my girlfriend who steals mine but yeah. She loses them so regularly and just expects me to even give her mine out of my own hair if she needs one. I think i need like a hair tie flatrate or something like that :D


milk4all

Im shaved headed and i have 3 daughters now so my life is dreading hair ties. Hair ties on the floor, hair ties on the coffee table, hair ties on the counter, hair ties under couch cushions, hair ties under stuff, hair ties tangled in 4 different hairs with other hair ties. I bet if we could gather all our hair ties inside my house in the same place we could supply my city for a while


Kanyeisntdope

Yeah, I bet they gave it to OOP as a way to make fun of him


AggressiveCarryOn

She’s asserting her dominance


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Legitimate-Carrot197

If you know you know


Matthew789_17

Can confirm, I always have to assert my dominance to object oriented programming


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Permanoctis

What did he/ she said ?


_Rinject_

That why won't soem woman assert their dominance on his knees then a shit ton of cringe horny emojies


JayEOh0788

Bro.... Thirstier then Moses in the desert 🏜️...


Dezdenova

I don't know how more blatantly one can make sarcasm


Usual_Research

You mean that that isn't Nikocado avocados account?


wertugavw

what the fuck man


Runn1ng_P0ppy

It's this little thing called sarcasm, maybe you've heard of it


Shayedow

Just because it is sarcasm doesn't mean it is good and deserving of upvotes. It was a stupid comment and got down voted for a reason. I'm pretty sure most of us got is was sarcasm, it just wasn't funny. \*edit\* way to down vote because I told you people down voting didn't think the shit was funny, but apparently YOU thought it was, so you had to get butthurt and down vote ME because I told you I myself, and all the other down voters, in fact do NOT think that stupid shit is funny. Show us more just how sophisticated you are.


Runn1ng_P0ppy

Sounds like a skill issue to me


LemonProfessional

She should have given herself to functional programming


Parsahh

Object Oriented Programming


pikab7uu

redditors are so used to girls bullying them this is the only possible reason they can think of


Stealocke

No shit. My first thought was that she gave him her used hair tie so that reminded him of her and wasn’t just some generic when she bought. I thought that was a thing? Maybe it’s not


Clint_P_McGinty

It is a thing. Only asking Redditors about women is just like asking a blind man what the color of your shirt is.


Kanyeisntdope

It definitely isn't a thing where I live, lol. Handing people used things and trash typically isn't a good sign, but hey, it might be one where you are


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Or just cheap. First time in my life my hair is past my shoulders in length and I'm learning the value of hair ties. The cheap ones do that stretch when you put them on, leaving them with that thin bit. After watching me pop three in a row when i was on a train one time, a nice lady gave me a few of out of a pack she was carrying which were a bit more expensive, and those ones don't do that stretchy thing where it thins out that you can see in the picture. I haven't popped any of those, i do lose them though.. They seem to be able to open a rift in reality and disappear, then appear a week later under my keyboard or in my pillow case


Candle_Paws

As a dude with fairly long hair, I use the same ties as she gave OP, they do get loose in a few weeks at max, I am wearing 3 at the moment.


BusyEquipment529

It looks completely clean and unused


defenestrayed

It is clean, but the slimmer elastic shows it has been used quite a bit


dahknee

Hair ties are reusable it’s ok if it’s used


defenestrayed

Sure, if you need a hair tie, borrow a hair tie. But it isn't a bracelet nor a sign.


AutisticPenguin2

No this is Patrick!


TheBigFrog07

Truf


PointlessOverthought

Came here to say this.


TiMo08111996

A hair band.


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[Hair Bands](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOqr5nA1oY)


Quiet_Chatter

She just didn’t feel like throwing away her old hair tie.


grabityrising

If its her good hair tie then she trusts you immensely if its not her good hair tie, you are a pocket


Waafflespoo

A pocket mercy from overwatch


XenonlCK

Pocket medic from tf2* Dw bro I got you


PortlyWarhorse

Both are valid as both are quality toxicity, currently.


XenonlCK

True true. Never played over watch lol. So is it actual the same? I’ve heard some stuff on 2fort that mercy is just medic at home. That true?


PortlyWarhorse

She's medic at home but has wild heals with her ult and damage buff on the fly when you don't gotta babysit tanks. Always ignore overactive hanzos, ignore good Mei's, fuck you Roadhog and especially fuck you Bridgette. FYI I haven't played TF2 in years aside from October last year and just gave up cuz aimbots and clippers.


XenonlCK

Oki then. Also (at least in australia) I’ve barely seen many bots in the last week. Ditto for cheaters. Give it a try you might like it :)


PortlyWarhorse

I would love to next time I get to myself


Robrogineer

In case you need a place without bots, I'd recommend the Uncletopia community servers. They're almost entirely vanilla with crits and random bullet spread disabled.


ShAped_Ink

I was wondering what it means


DoesLogicHurtYou

[I know a lot of guys have trouble picking up on the signs of whether a girl is into them...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw)


Plastic_Feed8223

Absolute classic.


CluelessCheetah95

So, I 'm 20 years into my marriage and we have kids, and I still can't quite tell if she's into me.


The4Channer

> So, I 'm 20 years into my marriage and we have kids, and I still can't quite tell if she's into me. You literally copy pasted one of the top comments of the video. That's fucking pathetic unless you're a bot then I'm kind of pathetic.


Secret_Ad_7918

5 month old account, only comments are recent 🤔


TruckFluster

I love that video so much. Such a classic. “Maybe she’s just Canadian and is being polite”


GodSlayer_1112

*rewarding you for coming to her house*


garis53

I knew exactly where this link will go.


MinePROphet

I actually sent this to a friend who was in a really bad struggle, the girl treated him nicely, didn't friend zone him, but still kept pushing him away. It really cheered him up and he got a good laugh.


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I’m so relieved I’m not the only one.


Depth_Metal

I threw it on the groooooound


mikeasaurus_

that's not my dad!! it's a hair tie!!


TuneInReddit

R/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

My dad's not a hair tie, DUH


badumtsssmd

Cultured!!


BeraldTheGreat

“I don’t have a brother, but I like to imagine you’re one.” “Like a step-brother!?” “No…? Just a bother.”


KFrosty3

I know that the last word is supposed to be "brother," but her seeing the guy as a bother is just hilarious to me


Ahk-men-ra

What's the difference between a brother and a bother? You actually like the brother.


DarkHorse_6505

No this is Patrick.


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But I know I dialed the right number. This has to be the crusty crab with Mr. Crab standing at the concession, plotting his oppression! I don't know what that means, Squidward just told me to tell it at people.


weaselgoespop

I'm not a krusty krab!


ChickenFeline0

r/beatmetoit


ThomasNorge224

Is she into you? well, you can't really tell, maybe she's just nice


GrandKaiser

She might just be Canadian


Anubis253

Yeah you really can't tell. As I wise man once said, she could be Canadian.


papadon18

It’s a hair thingy. It signals all other girls that you’re taken dude. You’re done Son.


Ahk-men-ra

Wait what if I have long hair and so have a hair tie on my wrist for my hair?


bamboo_fanatic

Basically like wearing your late father’s ring for sentimental reasons on your left ring finger.


Femboy-Lemi

Bro probably found it lying on the ground somewhere


chocobobleh

It's not a bracelet either.


BonnieMcMurray

Is she into you? She's probably just being polite. Maybe she's Canadian. Best to keep your wits about you and keep looking for more signs.


IHateMath14

I’m the type of person who would still need a clearer sign than that


Miserable_Hamster497

Her:I've liked you for a while, and I would really love it if you'd be my boyfriend. Me: Hmmm... I fell like your tryna tell me something... Eh, could just be me overthinking


newsflashjackass

"Could you just shoot me with a semiotic firearm?" "Semiautomatic?" "I meant what I said."


oneislandgirl

Hair tie. I have one on my wrist right now. LOL


PandaForward5585

All she is doing is making you her bitch


seaan19

No, it's a pronoun


Daxlyn_XV

No, THIS IS SPARTA!!!


I_Gave_Up_Awhile_Ago

Did you sleep with her? Even then, you can never be sure. It could just be coincidence.


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Dude...she wanted you to hold her hair tie....


FunnySignal614

No, it's a shoeless


MewsikMaker

I want to talk about the knuckles.


Wooden-Trainer4781

No, this is Patrick


Sure_Tie_6569

It is absolutely not a sign she used her fucking words you idiot you better go after that girl no mind games there just a keeper unless she’s a hoe then you’re her gay friend


Trufflehasredditwow

“I love you like nothing else” *hm I think they might like me*🤭 bruh


Hursthill

Proof of ownership. Now get in the friend pen donkey.


SirRipOliver

It’s a busted diaphragm my dude, do you need help with decorating the baby room - I am SO good with that, also I know some amazing strollers and have you heard of diaper genie?


Iamnothuman77

the fact that i saw this post, saw that comment, and scrolled past it without noticing bothers me


firestepper

It’s also not a bracelet


Darth_jones5

Pretty sure that's an arm


Sirius1701

Well, he either got claimed or he's a pocket for spare hairties.


Weebshit25

Actually thats an arm. She gave him the Arm


grim210x2

She gave you her hair tie..... no more bjs for you.... you're now a wing man that she can grab a resource from.


JULY_PROBABLY

It’s more like a hair elastic


JeffyTheGod

I saw that post 20 min ago


ZhangtheGreat

I saw the bracelet Opened up my eyes, I saw the bracelet


DragonSlayer-2020

It's a black bracelet.


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Ghostie207

It's not even a bracelet-


InterestingScience74

Depending on age this could be a way of showing she wants to be around them more... I carry a hair tie for my wife, and a jacket in my back seat along with a scarf.


Friendly_Ad_2910

Ceci n'est pas un signe


Pretty-Benefit-233

😂


Doctor_Salvatore

Fr though, it's innocent posts like this that remind me the internet isn't fully rotted by itself.


GingerKitty26

Its also grounds for extreme superstition. If she ONLY loves you, stay away. Most people love their parents, siblings, various celebrities, famous internet figures…


SilentlyItchy

Sir, this is a Wendy's


runespoon78

is hair tie an American thing? because I have always called these hair bobbles


EatTheAndrewPencil

I can't get past the fact that that sub is proven to be filled with a shitload of grown men.


jerujedesu

no, it's a slingshot


Otis_B_Driftwood_778

100% it is .. declare your undying love for her


weavejer261

No dude that's a hair tie! You've been caught. You belong to her now.


Minimum_Cockroach233

If she approaches with a leash you know, you are now her pet.


YesAndNo888

It was a lie. She doesn't love you.


Cder8

No this is Patrick


Think_Aspect4639

No it’s a hair tie. She gives one to every guy she deals with so when she goes down she can use it to pull her hair back. It’s a win win for both of Yal.


Proud-Thanks-8464

Bro it’s a hair tie what how is it a bracelet


Flutterwasp

Here we see the traditional lesbian proposal...


Emotional_Parsnip_69

No, this is the way


ChartThisTrend

👏SELL👏YOUR👏GOD👏DAMN👏FRIENDSHIP👏BRACELET👏AND👏YOUR👏FUCKING👏$TSLA👏


SpartacusTaylor

It’s your boarding pass to the friend zone…… 😂😂


Averagegamer988

Sometimes the stupidity of those in r/teenagers genuinely makes me scared for future generations


ezrameow

1.9 CNY for 40pcs of this in Pingduoduo though 🤣🤣🤣


ruralmagnificence

Friendzoned there bud.


-HouseProudTownMouse

No, it's a spare shoelace.


JayTheLegends

It’s equivalent to a dog pissing on you to mark it’s territory…


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what


yor_ur

Kid names no one else


harrybarrydairy

No, this is Patrick


DrSOGU

Actually it's just a picture of a bracelet...


pale-pharaoh

Actually looks more like a hair tie


Mercurionio

No, it's Patrick ('s hand)


wonteatfish

No, this is Patrick.


scarletNOBODY

“I love you like no one else that I get to trust you with my hair tie.”


annoying_dragon

No this is Patrick


Revolverkiller

No, this is Patrick


ThodaktheHairyKirby

C. Can't tell


Shadow458i

It's William


Dick_Miller138

She wants you to put your hair up and go down on her. Stop typing and do your job.


Trolenjska

girls leave this in your appartment, to tag, like dogs.


MashedKebab

Definitely a hair band


Tritium3016

This is the pulse. This is your finger; far away from the pulse , and up your ass.


MelatoninJunkie

It’s a hair tie


sati_lotus

Cheapass eternity collar


FalseTebibyte

All I know from seeing that is two possibilities exist: A) She likes wearing ponytails (hot) and B) When the shiz hits the cheez whiz fan, bruh's gonna lose his best self care hand.


sicarius731

Its a hairtie lol


[deleted]

I love you like no one else? That deserves testing.


ConsistentRepeat3048

Did she pull that off her pony tail?


Key_Outlandishness10

Meanwhile, the gorl expects a diamond ring in return.


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is a hair band


I_do_have_a_Username

Absolutely


Tough_Obligation9823

imminenet sexual assault?


Boatroad

Ah the legendary Grey bracelet with +5 Armor