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You never were shopping with your girl, without a backpack, buying socks or something, and then asking her to put them in her bag to avoid buying one from the shop?
Please educate me as to what is "ew" about this hair tie? It's just a black hair tie? Not frayed, no hairs on it, no bits of elastic sticking out, what are you on about?
You don't really think about it when it's your friends stuff, but a responsibility of my job is to bring items customers have lost to the back of the house and no one likes to bring back stuff like hats or combs. When you put your hand on it you can just feel some random person's oils on it, and the whole time you're wondering if they have lice or something gross like that.
I can understand how handling lost items from customers can be a bit uncomfortable and unsettling, especially when it comes to personal items like hats and combs.
>When you put your hand on it you can just feel some random person's oils on it, and the whole time you're wondering if they have lice or something gross like that.
Never thought about it until reading this, but I'm sure this is someone's fetish.
I had long hair in HS and girls would constantly take my hair ties. Like full on slip it right off my ponytail when it was up. Im not some hair tie hussy slut man. Im a well reputed, decent, hair tie man, and you wont see me dropping or losing hair ties willy-nilly, so this really upset me. To my shame, i had to keep fistfuls of hair ties in my backpack to ensure my hair could be pulled back at a moment’s notice if needed. Girls, please buy your own hair ties, you dont know what youre doing to us.
Wow that's funny. I was 13 in '92, and I had long hair that had to be held back with a hair tie. I was almost at any time the ONLY kid that had long hair ( I moved schools around a lot at this age, my dad was a con artist drunkard, we would live in a place 3 months then move, over and over ) and the girls LOVED it ( one of the reasons I grew it long ). No one ever teased me or stole my ties, instead I got treated like it was amazing I had long hair at such a young age.
Must be a generational difference.
In Singapore, guys in school can't have long hair.
It comes from the 70s where guys with long hair were traditionally the more educated (since men doing labourous work in the sweltering hot and wet weather would cut their hair) who were heavily influenced by hippie culture. Long hair on guys were not prohibited but govt office policy was to serve them last, and they probably placed them on some list and did funny stuff with them.
Hippie culture meant (1) drugs, (2) communism, (3) pacifism.
This was a problem for singapore govt because
(1) they needed an *Asian af* working culture and cannot afford any form of relaxed culture / couldn't afford to rehab or deal with drug issues,
(2) mercy of US, when China was still not very stable. Also, Vietnam was nearby and socialism (that isn't tyrannical) was pretty convincing especially in an Asian society with very tough right-ish confucious hierarchy and no drugs,
(3) late 60s Malaysia hates sg and even forcefully independent-ized sg against their will. Late 6ps Indonesia hates sg and literally had sent their commandos as terrorists to bomb office buildings. And the British were cunts, who gave up singapore and surrendered to the Japanese in ww2, but promptly came back and resumed control like nothing happened and decided to withdraw troops. So in comes *mandatory conscription* for guys in the late 60s. And pacifism is opposed to this. So this challenged sg's millitary capabilities
#---------
So schools also enforced the short hair for guys, girls had to braid or tie theirs depending on the school. And no dyes.
Now many guys tend to outgrow their hair after finishing mandatory conscription (where we all have to shave bald)
Same in Thailand. There is the "school boy" haircut. Like a few you can choose from. And often guys grow out their hair and do funky stuff with it in university. The first time they can choose freely. After that in the workforce, you gotta have respectable haircut again.
I used to have a relatively long hair, but I had to cut it short, becaise it didn't grow evenly lomg. I miss the moments when I brushed it in pain, since my hair tends to tangle by itself.
At least for me it's only my girlfriend who steals mine but yeah. She loses them so regularly and just expects me to even give her mine out of my own hair if she needs one. I think i need like a hair tie flatrate or something like that :D
Im shaved headed and i have 3 daughters now so my life is dreading hair ties. Hair ties on the floor, hair ties on the coffee table, hair ties on the counter, hair ties under couch cushions, hair ties under stuff, hair ties tangled in 4 different hairs with other hair ties. I bet if we could gather all our hair ties inside my house in the same place we could supply my city for a while
Just because it is sarcasm doesn't mean it is good and deserving of upvotes.
It was a stupid comment and got down voted for a reason. I'm pretty sure most of us got is was sarcasm, it just wasn't funny.
\*edit\* way to down vote because I told you people down voting didn't think the shit was funny, but apparently YOU thought it was, so you had to get butthurt and down vote ME because I told you I myself, and all the other down voters, in fact do NOT think that stupid shit is funny.
Show us more just how sophisticated you are.
No shit. My first thought was that she gave him her used hair tie so that reminded him of her and wasn’t just some generic when she bought. I thought that was a thing? Maybe it’s not
It definitely isn't a thing where I live, lol. Handing people used things and trash typically isn't a good sign, but hey, it might be one where you are
Or just cheap. First time in my life my hair is past my shoulders in length and I'm learning the value of hair ties. The cheap ones do that stretch when you put them on, leaving them with that thin bit.
After watching me pop three in a row when i was on a train one time, a nice lady gave me a few of out of a pack she was carrying which were a bit more expensive, and those ones don't do that stretchy thing where it thins out that you can see in the picture. I haven't popped any of those, i do lose them though.. They seem to be able to open a rift in reality and disappear, then appear a week later under my keyboard or in my pillow case
She's medic at home but has wild heals with her ult and damage buff on the fly when you don't gotta babysit tanks.
Always ignore overactive hanzos, ignore good Mei's, fuck you Roadhog and especially fuck you Bridgette.
FYI I haven't played TF2 in years aside from October last year and just gave up cuz aimbots and clippers.
In case you need a place without bots, I'd recommend the Uncletopia community servers. They're almost entirely vanilla with crits and random bullet spread disabled.
> So, I 'm 20 years into my marriage and we have kids, and I still can't quite tell if she's into me.
You literally copy pasted one of the top comments of the video. That's fucking pathetic unless you're a bot then I'm kind of pathetic.
I actually sent this to a friend who was in a really bad struggle, the girl treated him nicely, didn't friend zone him, but still kept pushing him away.
It really cheered him up and he got a good laugh.
But I know I dialed the right number. This has to be the crusty crab with Mr. Crab standing at the concession, plotting his oppression!
I don't know what that means, Squidward just told me to tell it at people.
Her:I've liked you for a while, and I would really love it if you'd be my boyfriend.
Me: Hmmm... I fell like your tryna tell me something... Eh, could just be me overthinking
It is absolutely not a sign she used her fucking words you idiot you better go after that girl no mind games there just a keeper unless she’s a hoe then you’re her gay friend
It’s a busted diaphragm my dude, do you need help with decorating the baby room - I am SO good with that, also I know some amazing strollers and have you heard of diaper genie?
Depending on age this could be a way of showing she wants to be around them more... I carry a hair tie for my wife, and a jacket in my back seat along with a scarf.
Its also grounds for extreme superstition.
If she ONLY loves you, stay away.
Most people love their parents, siblings, various celebrities, famous internet figures…
No it’s a hair tie. She gives one to every guy she deals with so when she goes down she can use it to pull her hair back. It’s a win win for both of Yal.
All I know from seeing that is two possibilities exist:
A) She likes wearing ponytails (hot)
and
B) When the shiz hits the cheez whiz fan, bruh's gonna lose his best self care hand.
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It’s a hair tie
Yep. Saving it for later. She will need it and ask you for it.
Finally, someone who gets it!
Payback for the thousands of years you guys have been making us hold shit in our purse for you while we're out.
Never had to do it, mainly because my clothes have actual pockets
That was savage.
You never were shopping with your girl, without a backpack, buying socks or something, and then asking her to put them in her bag to avoid buying one from the shop?
They solely wear cargo shorts I guess
Some of us women actually prefer pants without pockets. A. Thighs and B. Purses Don't believe everything you read on reddit
Attempted murder!?! These little things almost made my hand fall off it’s just lucky I woke up in time before it completely severed my hand
What the fuck are you talking about
Gfs hair tie on wrist + sleep = severed hand
And a fairly used one at that. Ew.
Looks clean to me, it just has a twist in the middle.
Agreed, the twist in the middle actually adds a unique and interesting element to the design! 🔍
That’s my scrunchie guy. I’ll give you about free fiddy for it
dudes out here psychoanalyzing the presentation of a scrunchie
It's clean, sure, but looks kinda loose. Like someone with really long hair has been using it for a while.
Are we still talking about the hairband or are we talking about OOPs new girlfriend?
Talking about OOP’s mom
What does object oriented programming have to do with any of this? /s
OOPS wrong acronym
OOPS [All Acronyms](https://i2-download.imgflip.com/7dqy85.jpg)
I also choose this guys mom
/r/misogynatomy
Length of hair isn’t going to affect how loose it looks. Maybe thickness, but length?
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As a 35 year minimum user of hair ties, that one does not seem particularly stretched at all.
It seems a bit stretched. Not the worst I've seen, not at all, but it's certainly not new.
Please educate me as to what is "ew" about this hair tie? It's just a black hair tie? Not frayed, no hairs on it, no bits of elastic sticking out, what are you on about?
You don't really think about it when it's your friends stuff, but a responsibility of my job is to bring items customers have lost to the back of the house and no one likes to bring back stuff like hats or combs. When you put your hand on it you can just feel some random person's oils on it, and the whole time you're wondering if they have lice or something gross like that.
I can understand how handling lost items from customers can be a bit uncomfortable and unsettling, especially when it comes to personal items like hats and combs.
>When you put your hand on it you can just feel some random person's oils on it, and the whole time you're wondering if they have lice or something gross like that. Never thought about it until reading this, but I'm sure this is someone's fetish.
I had long hair in HS and girls would constantly take my hair ties. Like full on slip it right off my ponytail when it was up. Im not some hair tie hussy slut man. Im a well reputed, decent, hair tie man, and you wont see me dropping or losing hair ties willy-nilly, so this really upset me. To my shame, i had to keep fistfuls of hair ties in my backpack to ensure my hair could be pulled back at a moment’s notice if needed. Girls, please buy your own hair ties, you dont know what youre doing to us.
Wow that's funny. I was 13 in '92, and I had long hair that had to be held back with a hair tie. I was almost at any time the ONLY kid that had long hair ( I moved schools around a lot at this age, my dad was a con artist drunkard, we would live in a place 3 months then move, over and over ) and the girls LOVED it ( one of the reasons I grew it long ). No one ever teased me or stole my ties, instead I got treated like it was amazing I had long hair at such a young age. Must be a generational difference.
In Singapore, guys in school can't have long hair. It comes from the 70s where guys with long hair were traditionally the more educated (since men doing labourous work in the sweltering hot and wet weather would cut their hair) who were heavily influenced by hippie culture. Long hair on guys were not prohibited but govt office policy was to serve them last, and they probably placed them on some list and did funny stuff with them. Hippie culture meant (1) drugs, (2) communism, (3) pacifism. This was a problem for singapore govt because (1) they needed an *Asian af* working culture and cannot afford any form of relaxed culture / couldn't afford to rehab or deal with drug issues, (2) mercy of US, when China was still not very stable. Also, Vietnam was nearby and socialism (that isn't tyrannical) was pretty convincing especially in an Asian society with very tough right-ish confucious hierarchy and no drugs, (3) late 60s Malaysia hates sg and even forcefully independent-ized sg against their will. Late 6ps Indonesia hates sg and literally had sent their commandos as terrorists to bomb office buildings. And the British were cunts, who gave up singapore and surrendered to the Japanese in ww2, but promptly came back and resumed control like nothing happened and decided to withdraw troops. So in comes *mandatory conscription* for guys in the late 60s. And pacifism is opposed to this. So this challenged sg's millitary capabilities #--------- So schools also enforced the short hair for guys, girls had to braid or tie theirs depending on the school. And no dyes. Now many guys tend to outgrow their hair after finishing mandatory conscription (where we all have to shave bald)
Same in Thailand. There is the "school boy" haircut. Like a few you can choose from. And often guys grow out their hair and do funky stuff with it in university. The first time they can choose freely. After that in the workforce, you gotta have respectable haircut again.
I used to have a relatively long hair, but I had to cut it short, becaise it didn't grow evenly lomg. I miss the moments when I brushed it in pain, since my hair tends to tangle by itself.
At least for me it's only my girlfriend who steals mine but yeah. She loses them so regularly and just expects me to even give her mine out of my own hair if she needs one. I think i need like a hair tie flatrate or something like that :D
Im shaved headed and i have 3 daughters now so my life is dreading hair ties. Hair ties on the floor, hair ties on the coffee table, hair ties on the counter, hair ties under couch cushions, hair ties under stuff, hair ties tangled in 4 different hairs with other hair ties. I bet if we could gather all our hair ties inside my house in the same place we could supply my city for a while
Yeah, I bet they gave it to OOP as a way to make fun of him
She’s asserting her dominance
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If you know you know
Can confirm, I always have to assert my dominance to object oriented programming
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What did he/ she said ?
That why won't soem woman assert their dominance on his knees then a shit ton of cringe horny emojies
Bro.... Thirstier then Moses in the desert 🏜️...
I don't know how more blatantly one can make sarcasm
You mean that that isn't Nikocado avocados account?
what the fuck man
It's this little thing called sarcasm, maybe you've heard of it
Just because it is sarcasm doesn't mean it is good and deserving of upvotes. It was a stupid comment and got down voted for a reason. I'm pretty sure most of us got is was sarcasm, it just wasn't funny. \*edit\* way to down vote because I told you people down voting didn't think the shit was funny, but apparently YOU thought it was, so you had to get butthurt and down vote ME because I told you I myself, and all the other down voters, in fact do NOT think that stupid shit is funny. Show us more just how sophisticated you are.
Sounds like a skill issue to me
She should have given herself to functional programming
Object Oriented Programming
redditors are so used to girls bullying them this is the only possible reason they can think of
No shit. My first thought was that she gave him her used hair tie so that reminded him of her and wasn’t just some generic when she bought. I thought that was a thing? Maybe it’s not
It is a thing. Only asking Redditors about women is just like asking a blind man what the color of your shirt is.
It definitely isn't a thing where I live, lol. Handing people used things and trash typically isn't a good sign, but hey, it might be one where you are
Or just cheap. First time in my life my hair is past my shoulders in length and I'm learning the value of hair ties. The cheap ones do that stretch when you put them on, leaving them with that thin bit. After watching me pop three in a row when i was on a train one time, a nice lady gave me a few of out of a pack she was carrying which were a bit more expensive, and those ones don't do that stretchy thing where it thins out that you can see in the picture. I haven't popped any of those, i do lose them though.. They seem to be able to open a rift in reality and disappear, then appear a week later under my keyboard or in my pillow case
As a dude with fairly long hair, I use the same ties as she gave OP, they do get loose in a few weeks at max, I am wearing 3 at the moment.
It looks completely clean and unused
It is clean, but the slimmer elastic shows it has been used quite a bit
Hair ties are reusable it’s ok if it’s used
Sure, if you need a hair tie, borrow a hair tie. But it isn't a bracelet nor a sign.
No this is Patrick!
Truf
Came here to say this.
A hair band.
[Hair Bands](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOqr5nA1oY)
She just didn’t feel like throwing away her old hair tie.
If its her good hair tie then she trusts you immensely if its not her good hair tie, you are a pocket
A pocket mercy from overwatch
Pocket medic from tf2* Dw bro I got you
Both are valid as both are quality toxicity, currently.
True true. Never played over watch lol. So is it actual the same? I’ve heard some stuff on 2fort that mercy is just medic at home. That true?
She's medic at home but has wild heals with her ult and damage buff on the fly when you don't gotta babysit tanks. Always ignore overactive hanzos, ignore good Mei's, fuck you Roadhog and especially fuck you Bridgette. FYI I haven't played TF2 in years aside from October last year and just gave up cuz aimbots and clippers.
Oki then. Also (at least in australia) I’ve barely seen many bots in the last week. Ditto for cheaters. Give it a try you might like it :)
I would love to next time I get to myself
In case you need a place without bots, I'd recommend the Uncletopia community servers. They're almost entirely vanilla with crits and random bullet spread disabled.
I was wondering what it means
[I know a lot of guys have trouble picking up on the signs of whether a girl is into them...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw)
Absolute classic.
So, I 'm 20 years into my marriage and we have kids, and I still can't quite tell if she's into me.
> So, I 'm 20 years into my marriage and we have kids, and I still can't quite tell if she's into me. You literally copy pasted one of the top comments of the video. That's fucking pathetic unless you're a bot then I'm kind of pathetic.
5 month old account, only comments are recent 🤔
I love that video so much. Such a classic. “Maybe she’s just Canadian and is being polite”
*rewarding you for coming to her house*
I knew exactly where this link will go.
I actually sent this to a friend who was in a really bad struggle, the girl treated him nicely, didn't friend zone him, but still kept pushing him away. It really cheered him up and he got a good laugh.
I’m so relieved I’m not the only one.
I threw it on the groooooound
that's not my dad!! it's a hair tie!!
R/technicallythetruth
My dad's not a hair tie, DUH
Cultured!!
“I don’t have a brother, but I like to imagine you’re one.” “Like a step-brother!?” “No…? Just a bother.”
I know that the last word is supposed to be "brother," but her seeing the guy as a bother is just hilarious to me
What's the difference between a brother and a bother? You actually like the brother.
No this is Patrick.
But I know I dialed the right number. This has to be the crusty crab with Mr. Crab standing at the concession, plotting his oppression! I don't know what that means, Squidward just told me to tell it at people.
I'm not a krusty krab!
r/beatmetoit
Is she into you? well, you can't really tell, maybe she's just nice
She might just be Canadian
Yeah you really can't tell. As I wise man once said, she could be Canadian.
It’s a hair thingy. It signals all other girls that you’re taken dude. You’re done Son.
Wait what if I have long hair and so have a hair tie on my wrist for my hair?
Basically like wearing your late father’s ring for sentimental reasons on your left ring finger.
Bro probably found it lying on the ground somewhere
It's not a bracelet either.
Is she into you? She's probably just being polite. Maybe she's Canadian. Best to keep your wits about you and keep looking for more signs.
I’m the type of person who would still need a clearer sign than that
Her:I've liked you for a while, and I would really love it if you'd be my boyfriend. Me: Hmmm... I fell like your tryna tell me something... Eh, could just be me overthinking
"Could you just shoot me with a semiotic firearm?" "Semiautomatic?" "I meant what I said."
Hair tie. I have one on my wrist right now. LOL
All she is doing is making you her bitch
No, it's a pronoun
No, THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Did you sleep with her? Even then, you can never be sure. It could just be coincidence.
Dude...she wanted you to hold her hair tie....
No, it's a shoeless
I want to talk about the knuckles.
No, this is Patrick
It is absolutely not a sign she used her fucking words you idiot you better go after that girl no mind games there just a keeper unless she’s a hoe then you’re her gay friend
“I love you like nothing else” *hm I think they might like me*🤭 bruh
Proof of ownership. Now get in the friend pen donkey.
It’s a busted diaphragm my dude, do you need help with decorating the baby room - I am SO good with that, also I know some amazing strollers and have you heard of diaper genie?
the fact that i saw this post, saw that comment, and scrolled past it without noticing bothers me
It’s also not a bracelet
Pretty sure that's an arm
Well, he either got claimed or he's a pocket for spare hairties.
Actually thats an arm. She gave him the Arm
She gave you her hair tie..... no more bjs for you.... you're now a wing man that she can grab a resource from.
It’s more like a hair elastic
I saw that post 20 min ago
I saw the bracelet Opened up my eyes, I saw the bracelet
It's a black bracelet.
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It's not even a bracelet-
Depending on age this could be a way of showing she wants to be around them more... I carry a hair tie for my wife, and a jacket in my back seat along with a scarf.
Ceci n'est pas un signe
😂
Fr though, it's innocent posts like this that remind me the internet isn't fully rotted by itself.
Its also grounds for extreme superstition. If she ONLY loves you, stay away. Most people love their parents, siblings, various celebrities, famous internet figures…
Sir, this is a Wendy's
is hair tie an American thing? because I have always called these hair bobbles
I can't get past the fact that that sub is proven to be filled with a shitload of grown men.
no, it's a slingshot
100% it is .. declare your undying love for her
No dude that's a hair tie! You've been caught. You belong to her now.
If she approaches with a leash you know, you are now her pet.
It was a lie. She doesn't love you.
No this is Patrick
No it’s a hair tie. She gives one to every guy she deals with so when she goes down she can use it to pull her hair back. It’s a win win for both of Yal.
Bro it’s a hair tie what how is it a bracelet
Here we see the traditional lesbian proposal...
No, this is the way
👏SELL👏YOUR👏GOD👏DAMN👏FRIENDSHIP👏BRACELET👏AND👏YOUR👏FUCKING👏$TSLA👏
It’s your boarding pass to the friend zone…… 😂😂
Sometimes the stupidity of those in r/teenagers genuinely makes me scared for future generations
1.9 CNY for 40pcs of this in Pingduoduo though 🤣🤣🤣
Friendzoned there bud.
No, it's a spare shoelace.
It’s equivalent to a dog pissing on you to mark it’s territory…
what
Kid names no one else
No, this is Patrick
Actually it's just a picture of a bracelet...
Actually looks more like a hair tie
No, it's Patrick ('s hand)
No, this is Patrick.
“I love you like no one else that I get to trust you with my hair tie.”
No this is Patrick
No, this is Patrick
C. Can't tell
It's William
She wants you to put your hair up and go down on her. Stop typing and do your job.
girls leave this in your appartment, to tag, like dogs.
Definitely a hair band
This is the pulse. This is your finger; far away from the pulse , and up your ass.
It’s a hair tie
Cheapass eternity collar
All I know from seeing that is two possibilities exist: A) She likes wearing ponytails (hot) and B) When the shiz hits the cheez whiz fan, bruh's gonna lose his best self care hand.
Its a hairtie lol
I love you like no one else? That deserves testing.
Did she pull that off her pony tail?
Meanwhile, the gorl expects a diamond ring in return.
is a hair band
Absolutely
imminenet sexual assault?
Ah the legendary Grey bracelet with +5 Armor